Alright /a/, you get to fuck one anime girl. Who is it?
Does it have to be an anime girl? I'd much rather fuck a 2hu.
i dont know shit about 2hus, but dat Satori..
My waifu. She's a loli.
Satorin is cute as fuck, but I'm partial to a certain pet of hers.
i would keep her elbow gloves and stocking on while I fuck the living magic out of her brains.
go for it, pal
Well then, even though there are plenty of 2hus I'd like to fuck, Alice is my waifu so picking anyone else would just feel wrong.
That said, "tenderly love" is a better term to describe what I want to do to Alice.
holy fuck this
louise is so lewd
I bet she fucks like a weasel
how new are you here?
Does Double count? I would Double's so hard.
All day, definitely
I know right? I mean, who wouldn't fuck Hideyoshi?
She's actually good at sex-
If she doesn't count, then definitely Ozoi.
Damn just buy a sex doll.
She isn't plastic, she is a corpse.
Oh, and if she doesn't count because she's from an image board and doesn't have her own anime, then definitely Hastur.
Nigga be so kawaii, and besides that, he got that whole Kamen Rider transformation shit going for him. Not to mention that whole probably slowly driving you insane thing.
>I'M AFRAID OF MEN
Until my balls are dry.
Undead don't have any body heat you know? It would feel like you're fucking a corpse.
Warm her in the microwave then.
>implying she wouldn't be the one fucking you instead.
Don't say such mean things about Remilia.
>putting your vampire loli in the microwave
Who put these disgusting cowtits on my waifu?
There is noone more sexual
If Hastur doesn't count because he's a dude... does Saya no Uta have an anime? No? Fuck.
Okay, how about Yume?
I would demand her brother's regenerative abilities, though, as vore ain't really my thing.
cat would be fine too
As am I
Wait, wait, if I don't get regenerative abilities for this, can I pick a hivemind, given that they're technically all the same person?
Mikan is lovely, but I prefer Yui.
Forever and always
Failing that being the case, I'll go with Zoidberg.
>yfw you'll never visit her when she's sick and you bring her her homework
Also, while I wouldn't fuck Doublas, I would consensually cuddle with her and only bully her a little.
I love doggystyle
Dammit anon, I just finished. Fuck time to go again.
I'd fuck her until my dick caught fire.
My Waifu, obviously.
I would love her so tenderly.
How would you know if you love it?
You've never even had sex!
I'd fuck him too, but that's not what OP wanted
...and? Necrophilia is hot. He'd definitely warm her up with his dick.
If anyone doesn't say Momo from ToLoveRu then they obviously don't want really amazing erotic sex.
>not wanting pic related
NO, YOU DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE YOKOI
143cm of perfection.
With Meiya watching it, preferably.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WAIFU!
Only I can have sex with her.
She might be retarded but holy shit her body was made to fuck.
>She might be retarded
Some guys like those types of girls anon. It triggers their 'protective instinct' and makes them feel like the girl has less baggage to deal with if they aren't trying to fight them for intellectual superiority.
I don't like stupid girls but for Reina I'd tolerate it.
I could fuck her for three weeks straight and not get bored.
I wanna make her hair glitter with semen.
>Alright /a/, you get to fuck one anime girl. Who is it?
No dick, no deal.
What sad, pathetic, weak men.
There's a difference between being 'stupid' and 'slow'. Just look at Kotomi in Clannad, who is actually suppose to be a genius, but is 'slow'.
It is a common theme in anime. Because being 'slow' is associated with being 'anti social' (for some reason).
Alpha as fuck we are not.
Though that's possibly too beta, even for us.
Yeah she's not stupid. She's low function autistic is all.
>What sad, pathetic, weak men.
As opposed to the men who like Tsunderes and Yanderes, right?
Now, now, Yanderes are at least as much risk as they are gain. Wanting to be with a girl that might potentially decide that the possibility of escape is getting in the way of your relationship shows some amount of bravery, no matter how eager their attentions might be.