[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/a/


File: 1309371993573.jpg (26.97 KB, 571x460)
26.97 KB
26.97 KB JPG
>This is one of our school's seven mysteries...
>>
Your school didn't have 7 mysteries?
>>
File: 1390497592903.gif (8.17 KB, 250x242)
8.17 KB
8.17 KB GIF
>the club needs more members or it will be disbanded!
>>
>>101964620
My school could only afford 2.
>>
File: 1284650949402.png (3.63 KB, 201x183)
3.63 KB
3.63 KB PNG
>This is the disciplinary committee
>>
File: 1366071879188.jpg (59.40 KB, 544x536)
59.40 KB
59.40 KB JPG
>My uncle owns a beach house
>>
>I'll take her down to the nurse's office
>>
File: youdontsay.jpg (23.24 KB, 298x360)
23.24 KB
23.24 KB JPG
>The class President is really beautiful...
>But she's actually evil, you know
>>
>Cultural festival
>>
>Student Council basically own the school
>>
File: ayfkm.png (805.91 KB, 1280x800)
805.91 KB
805.91 KB PNG
>We're having curry tonight!
>>
>>101965226
>Transfer student defy the president of school council
>>
File: le sam face.gif (2.89 MB, 300x300)
2.89 MB
2.89 MB GIF
>We'll just form our own club!

and

>The athletics festival will settle this!
>Ties
>>
File: 1390371342500.jpg (82.98 KB, 1023x1053)
82.98 KB
82.98 KB JPG
>characters are in school
>plot starts, forced to leave school
>they never go back to school or finish their education
>>
File: doubt.png (38.17 KB, 300x171)
38.17 KB
38.17 KB PNG
>Trip to hot springs/beach
>No teachers around, ever
>>
>>101965205
>Maid cafe
>Haunted house
>Maid cafe
>Haunted house
>Maid cafe
>Haunted house
>Maid cafe
>Haunted house
>Maid cafe
>Haunted house
>Maid cafe
>Haunted house
>>
File: randall flagg.jpg (28.51 KB, 300x300)
28.51 KB
28.51 KB JPG
>If the student council hears about this, you're finished!
>>
File: 1389302013091.gif (48.12 KB, 200x242)
48.12 KB
48.12 KB GIF
>>101965305
>takes bite
>oishiiiiiiii!
>>
File: cccaf.jpg (101.17 KB, 1280x720)
101.17 KB
101.17 KB JPG
>they get there
>act like they've never seen a beach before despite being a short drive from it
>SUGOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>
>>101965358
Makes more sense than returning to school after obtaining reality breaking powers. Like fucking veritas, where they make all these hulking god-like marital artists go to school one day for some asinine reason, so it's a bunch of normal kids in rooms with people who are obviously not under 18 and ridiculous strong looking
>>
>>101965509

>UMI DAH!
>>
File: 1391287827588.png (100.15 KB, 216x204)
100.15 KB
100.15 KB PNG
>If you don't change right away, you'll catch a cold!
>>
File: Tomo_Swimsuit_1.jpg (47.96 KB, 640x480)
47.96 KB
47.96 KB JPG
>>101965573
>THE SKY IS BLUE! IT'S SO BLUE!
>>
>oh no, a tentacle entered my anus
>>
>>101964620
The only mystery we had was who watched the cameras in the toilets. It was an all boys school too.
>>
>Cooking/science classes routinely end with honest-to-god explosions
>Nobody ever hurt
>Cops never called
>>
>>101964751
>ghetto school

mine's had about 50
>>
File: The End.jpg (138.27 KB, 1279x716)
138.27 KB
138.27 KB JPG
>>101965716
>>
>>101965436
>play
>>
>>101965577
>Catch cold anyway
>Bedridden
>>
>Classrooms are always unlocked
>Students free to engage in after-school shenanigans in classrooms
>Never any janitors or night staff
>>
>>101965706
Isn't that illegal? I remember we specifically didn't have cameras in the bathrooms or the locker rooms, which was a problem because some nigger walked in with some bolt cutters and pretend to be a maintenance man and stole everyone's iphones and wallets
>>
>>101965856
>illegal
Different country?
Private school?
Fake cameras?
>>
>>101965856
Wouldn't cameras outside the room work fine to prevent that kind of thing?
>>
>OH NO! SOME PERSON'S DOG HAS WANDERED INTO THE SCHOOL GROUNDS!
>everyone instantly goes up to it
>it is always friendly
>>
File: 62051008.jpg (49.51 KB, 193x797)
49.51 KB
49.51 KB JPG
>>
>>101965849
I'll never understand how the clubs didn't always have teachers sitting around.

then again, the clubs at my school never did anything and never had goals, like a culture festival
>>
>>101965487
Fuck you.
>>
>Everyone in the club has a dick
>The president has the biggest
>>
File: 1390210741213.jpg (76.27 KB, 786x680)
76.27 KB
76.27 KB JPG
>>101965997
>Haruhi
>>
>>101965694
I hate when that happens.
>>
>>101966023
Well, the only one I can think of with teachers taking part in the club is SYD...And even then she's vulgar and lewd.
>>
>>101966080
Really? I find it to be quite relaxing.
>>
>"A-A girl is cooking for me?!"
>>
File: 1391197714091.jpg (15.37 KB, 227x215)
15.37 KB
15.37 KB JPG
>I can't swim
>don't worry I won't let you go
>insert drowning scene somewhere later
>>
File: 1389582731629.jpg (139.01 KB, 1280x720)
139.01 KB
139.01 KB JPG
>school setting established in the first episode
>the characters never step foot in the school for the rest of the series
>>
>>101965913
The outside cameras were super shitty and never served as more than a deterrent because you couldn't actually make out any details on them.
>>
File: 1359692537038.png (635.08 KB, 811x661)
635.08 KB
635.08 KB PNG
>My childhood friend
>>
File: 1345709409199.jpg (23.93 KB, 338x355)
23.93 KB
23.93 KB JPG
>Eh, nandate?
>WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO TELL ME?
>>
File: 1389753879048.jpg (26.34 KB, 559x568)
26.34 KB
26.34 KB JPG
>MC is first male student at an all girl's school
>>
>>101966097
I need to open my mind to it.
Mind rape.
>>
File: here be an offering.png (150.69 KB, 1000x1000)
150.69 KB
150.69 KB PNG
>>101966212
>MC is a trap
>>
File: 47646.jpg (43.84 KB, 306x386)
43.84 KB
43.84 KB JPG
>>101966212
Every fucking time
>>
>>101966212
Hate to harp on it, but the only anime that's done this right so far is SYD.
>Guy gets into an all girl school because he's too lazy to walk to a normal school.
>All the girls are perverted as fuck.
>>
>>101966212
>MC is a girl
>>
File: 1380413746499.png (27.71 KB, 131x91)
27.71 KB
27.71 KB PNG
>confession scene interrupted by fireworks
>>
>>101966246
I wish this was a cliche.
>>
File: a becomes anime.jpg (86.95 KB, 1280x720)
86.95 KB
86.95 KB JPG
>MC forgets his childhood friend
>>
File: 1389879133188.jpg (34.49 KB, 268x296)
34.49 KB
34.49 KB JPG
>MC and girl x have a Childhood marriage promise
>MC forgot
Bonus levels of meh if the girl is a transfer student.
>>
>>101966255
>but the only anime that's done this right so far is SYD
I thought a couple of guys were there with Tsuda too.
>>
>>101966212
>MC is the only male character
>there's another male character but he is either not important, mostly ignored by the other females, or is a pervert
>>
>It's a safe day!
>>
File: Spoiler Image (4.88 KB, 167x166)
4.88 KB
4.88 KB JPG
>everyone's eating onigiris
>they're not Jelly Donuts
>>
>>101966041
Damn you man, why do you do this to me.
>>
Nisekoi thread?
>>
>MC gets invited to join the student council
>must run through a feild of tall grass inhabbited by hungry velocioraptors to get to the council room.
>>
>>101966328
>she's his sister
>they don't forget and it's the main topic
>>
>You dummy
>>
>Desperately in love with girl
>She's in love with you
>No one ever says anything

>Walk into unlocked bathroom
>Ecchi! Hentai!

>Only the 13-year-old can pilot the military's super weapon
>>
>>101966118
I've never seen it that bad, usually they stay centric to the school for two or three episodes and then all notion of actual school-related shit goes out the window.
>>
File: 553751.jpg (98.91 KB, 760x618)
98.91 KB
98.91 KB JPG
>>101966212
>MC attracts all the girls
>Best friend is still not relevant to any of the females in the show
>>
>>101966330
There are. Tsuda's class is the first since the school switched to co-ed.
>>
>>We'll have to use THAT.
>>
File: 1390056996677.gif (334.41 KB, 293x181)
334.41 KB
334.41 KB GIF
>>101966181
Wow, fuck you thumbnail loli!
>>
>>101966387
>must run through a feild of tall grass inhabbited by hungry velocioraptors to get to the council room.

That would actually be pretty fucking awesome.
>>
>>I'm living alone because my parents are working abroad
>>
File: shitsuxx.gif (806.40 KB, 320x180)
806.40 KB
806.40 KB GIF
>Main girl makes curry.
>It turns out to be some evil, inedible concoction.
>>
File: 1388266115002.gif (967.37 KB, 245x250)
967.37 KB
967.37 KB GIF
SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL
>>
>OH NO I'M LATE FOR CLASS
>runs to school with a toaster in mouth
>>
File: shot0025.jpg (110.58 KB, 1280x720)
110.58 KB
110.58 KB JPG
>>101966080
Just give it time
>>
File: 1345378760806.jpg (88.98 KB, 1280x720)
88.98 KB
88.98 KB JPG
>THROUGH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
>>
>>101966586
>I'm working abroad because my parents are living alone
>>
>>101966586
>>Childhoold friend will come to wake him up every morning
>>
>>101966636
>Oh, my parents are working over seas right now, that's why I'm all alone.
>A fucking chimp punches them in the crotch
>>
>>101966592
>>101966591
>>101966488
These threads really seem to attract the crossboarders every time.
>>
>>101966592
>nice setting
>it'd be a shame if
>WELCOME TO SETTING SCHOOL
>>
>>101966672
I wish I had a childhood friend sister to wake me up every morning
>>
>phone rings
>MC'sname "Den wa."
>>
>opens can of beer, drinks a sip, OSHHHH THIS IS WAY TO LIVE
>>
>>101966695
Well, it does seem to have been kicked in by /co/ OP.
>>
File: moe.jpg (72.71 KB, 852x480)
72.71 KB
72.71 KB JPG
> Marriage Promise with childhood friend when they were both five
>>
>>101966082
In K-on their teacher participates a reasonable amount.
>>
>>101966806
you telling me you never did that?
>>
>>101966679
I just want an anime that follows all these cliches, but chimps keep punching the characters in the crotches during them and at random times during the anime.
>>
File: 1363662570173.jpg (40.25 KB, 403x447)
40.25 KB
40.25 KB JPG
>Student Council President has more authority than various teachers and possibly the headmaster/headmistress
>>
File: 1391643402911.png (422.30 KB, 717x515)
422.30 KB
422.30 KB PNG
>delinquent students actually attend school
>>
>>101966387
RULES OF NATURE
>>
>>101966806
I did that all the time when i was that age and i'm gay, step up your game anon and claim that fresh pussy
>>
File: 1391717436846.jpg (37.91 KB, 640x480)
37.91 KB
37.91 KB JPG
>students in our school aren't allowed to date

Hey fucker, you can lay whatever shit rules on the kids you like when it's on the school grounds, but outside of that, it's the parents' jurisdiction.
>>
File: 1333038887858.png (14.59 KB, 175x178)
14.59 KB
14.59 KB PNG
>Character dies manly death
>bring him back couple episodes later
>>
File: yonnijyuu.jpg (87.03 KB, 800x800)
87.03 KB
87.03 KB JPG
>>101966778
>not living your life the correct way
>>
File: YBABxQQ.gif (1.72 MB, 302x339)
1.72 MB
1.72 MB GIF
>MC is just an average high school student when one day...
>>
>>101966954
I've never heard of this cliche
>>
>>101966947
Silly they only attend school so they can skip it.
>>
File: 1390280347207.jpg (54.99 KB, 335x430)
54.99 KB
54.99 KB JPG
>>101966778
>PAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA! Oishi na!
>>
>>101966886
During speeches and shit, chimps just scream in the background or smash shit. The characters must ignore the chimps.
>>
>>101966951
>>
>Hey, you want a drink?

B-but I'm still a minor
>>
>>Not blood related sister in love with her brother
>>
>>101966971
I drink to much, maybe that's why i find it so odd when the go OSSSSHH AHAHA THISS IS WAY TO LIVE THIS SINGLE SIP OF BEER IS JUST TO MUCH AND I ONLY HAVE A SINGLE HALF CAN IMM GONNA GET FACKED AP!
>>
> MC has an imouto
> one of them lusts for the other

onii-chan no baka!
>>
>>101966856
I hardly remember the names of my childhood friends
>>
>>101967011
They should make a Gaki no Tsukai episode where chimps randomly do some shit and they need not to laugh.
>>
File: Yes I Am.jpg (34.28 KB, 248x364)
34.28 KB
34.28 KB JPG
>>101966956
>Dies again
>>
>>101966856
I was the banchou, I can't do that shit or I could lose my rank.
>>
File: 1391304780914.jpg (105.01 KB, 1280x720)
105.01 KB
105.01 KB JPG
>>101967011
I feel like all the other students in Chuunibyou live in that anime all the time, except the chimps are moeblobs.
>>
>>101966778
Confirmed for someone not working
>>
>>101967092
The single sip makes them recall the feeling of the whole can/several more cans, which is what gets them so excited.
>>
>>The absolute perfect school idol is in love with generic Mc
>>
>>101966805
OP here, I'm not /co/. I just like that one reaction image.
>>
>>101967077
>not blood related
worse than hitler
>did on purpose to attract the bro/sis crowd
>>101967092
When you're really thirsty/haven't had a drink for a while, or it's warm, and you take that first sip of cold water, or whatever drink.
OISHII NAAAA
>>
File: Gorilla Hamada.jpg (42.85 KB, 557x385)
42.85 KB
42.85 KB JPG
>>101967116
So every episode of Gaki no Tsukai ever?
>>
>>101967112
It´s always the imouto. I would love an anime in which the MC is constantly lusting for his imouto but she isn´t on incenst
>>
>>101966593
wouldn't that metal be really hard to grip with your teeth
>>
>MC/character is bedridden by flu
>To help him they opt to put a leek up his ass
>make porridge instead
>>
Speaking of all this school stuff.

I started up DR.

I don't know if this game is shit or brilliant. It's the strangest thing.
>>
Are there any anime where the MCs get offered a drink, are underage, and take it anyway?
>>
>>101967196
Isn't this the plot of Nourin in a nutshell.
>>
>>101967232
Only if you have a strong jaw like a real man.
>>
>>101967116
>>101967223
Laughed, yamazaki looks like an ape too.
>>
>>101967248
>Nourin
>Plot

You seem to have misunderstood the point of that show, anon-kun.
>>
>>101967236
It's not shit, I promise. Considering the battles were cool just to look at, it's probably hella fun to play.
>>
>>101967236
But Dead Rising takes place in a mall
>>
>>101967247
no, because showing underage people drinking is illegal in Japanland
>>
>>101967011
>"Sensai, what happened to Nagota-san?"
>"Nagota-san is going to be absent today."
>We cut to Nagota trapped in her house, which is being raided by chimps.
>>
File: 1391831777255.gif (71.07 KB, 363x558)
71.07 KB
71.07 KB GIF
>MC and Sister have feelings with each other
>MC pushes sister away because incest is bad McKay
>Last episode
>"You are not bloodrelated"
>EHHHHHHHH~"
>>
>>101967236
It's not as bad as the anime, I'll give it that.
>>
>>101967247
The Haruhi novels IIRC.
I think underage drinking is not allowed on tv in japan.
>>
>>101967327
Well, it definitely has character growth
>>
>>101967232
>> one of them lusts for the other
>onii-chan no baka!
Japan and their obsession with stuffing things up people's asses is fucked up

Maybe less people would die from colds if they had more modern ideas on medicine
>>
>>101967172
hmm maybe but i think it's just a way for the makers of the show to make it obvious that the character is drinking alcohol

>>101967217
but why the rosy drunk cheeks and the aggressive half can table bashing? it's just ridiculous, they should atleast make it more realistic and make them drink 14 pints and then get into a fight with a stranger
>>
File: 1391032571619.gif (341.98 KB, 250x250)
341.98 KB
341.98 KB GIF
>>101967366
Unless they're a god, in which case apparently it's fine.
>>
>>101967232
Is this why they all wear face masks in Japan.

They're so damaged by childhood trauma that they never want to get Ill again.
>>
>>101967430
>fight with a stranger
OR A CHIMP
>>
>>101967397
Worse than stalin
>>
What if every female love interest was switched with a chimp.
>>
File: norin more rape.png (1.15 MB, 1354x768)
1.15 MB
1.15 MB PNG
>>101967423
>Character Growth.
>>
>>101967482
It is easy and relatively common for people to die from a cold or flu, hence why we call it "the deadly Japanese cold"
>>
>>101967382
>sensai
>>101967427
>ass pleasure isn't the best remedy
>>101967430
Aha, you were talking about alcohol exclusively, I don't know.
>>
>>101964365
Works in Yamada pretty well.
>>
>>101967527
>"Minato-chan, I love you."
>CHIMP SCREAM
>>
>MC finds out random girl has parttime job/Random girl finds out MC has parttime job
>"Please don't tell the school. I will get expelled. The school prohibits students having parttime jobs".

What the fuck. What kind of a nazi school is that?
>>
>>101967527
>what should i do? i cleaned MC-kun head of lice, echi
>>
File: 1391799601184.gif (1.13 MB, 480x270)
1.13 MB
1.13 MB GIF
>>101967545
Yes, because they grow plants
>>
>>101967551
Is it because the Japanese are so weak?
>>
>>101967527
>she plays with his banana
>gets hit
>>
File: 434.jpg (121.62 KB, 1280x720)
121.62 KB
121.62 KB JPG
>>I'm 25
>>
>>101967678
That's if the MC's the chimp.
>>
>>101967527
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuiwPf6ukL8
>Harem catfight
>>
>>101967703
> not wanting a legal loli
>>
>>101967677
Their genes are super shitty because that's what happens to xenophobic islanders who refuse to introduce new blood from stronger races. Unless you're a black belt or something, Japanese people are pretty weak physically and they have bad immune systems.
>>
My school only has one mystery: why are all the alumni unemployed?
>>
File: 1386943707509.jpg (538.06 KB, 1000x1000)
538.06 KB
538.06 KB JPG
>>101967744
>legal
Worse than poetin
>>
>>101964620
I live in america and our school has 8 mysteries. Fuck you japan.
>>
>>101967811
My school has a big mystery
Why the fuck are there chimps everywhere!?
>>
>>101964864
>>This is the disciplinary committee

Even western private schools have a discipline committee. This isn't even a Japanese thing.

>Student Discipline Committee

>As outlined in Section 3:07 of the York Region District School Board Operational By-Laws, the Student Discipline Committee shall consist of four trustees and is authorized in accordance with the Education Act, to exercise the powers and duties of the Board with regard to student suspension appeals and expulsion hearings.

>For further information on the Student Discipline Committee, please contact Education and Community Services, extension 2266.
>>
>MC has the broest of bros as a friend
>That dude is nice, funny, normal and outgoing instead of whiny autist MC
>MC acquires harem without him doing anything
>Best friend is served as punchingbag, comic relief, excluded etc etc.
>Best friend is still best friends and continues smiling
>Best friend just wants to have a girlfriend.
>Series finishes without him getting a good ending, usually ends with the entire left over harem punching him.

Best Friend and Childhood Friend have got to be the worst character positions in any anime.

Worst story has got to be Sunohara from Clannad. Guy was such mistreated, eventhough he only wanted to be friends.
>>
>>101967894
Please be honest, you're the same person replying to every comment with hilarious quips about chimps, right?
>>
>>101965436
was there ever a haunted maid cafe?
>>
>>101967905
Does the students respect the member of the Student Council/Discipline Commitee or are they treated like shit like with Hall Monitors?
>>
File: pankun 2.jpg (6.32 KB, 178x262)
6.32 KB
6.32 KB JPG
>>101967965
Not the same guy. But there is a chimp slice of life show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM2kGJqSA3E
>>
File: 1390436852390.png (550.62 KB, 634x720)
550.62 KB
550.62 KB PNG
>>101967958
Has a childhood friend EVER won the MC?
>>
>>101967589
In my country [UK] the hours and jobs an under 16 [still in school] can work are very limited. only allowed to work for an hour after school and nothing after 7. only a couple of hours on weekends too.
In theory its meant to give you time to concetrate on your studies.
>>
>>101967894
My school has a legend which says that many students have died in the past.
Potassium overdose.
>>
>>101967247
Do OVA count?
>>
>>101967366

I don't think it's actually illegal? I feel like I've definitely seen it at least once.

Detective Conan got sloshed that one time, when he thought alcohol would make him return to normal.
>>
File: GXP10_000d.jpg (411.36 KB, 1226x1747)
411.36 KB
411.36 KB JPG
>>101968041
Yes, you just haven't been watching the right show.

Then again, Seina marries everyone in his harem, even though his first kid is with Kiriko
>>
>>101968069
Those girls had balls.

If they'd had been caught, they would have been court marsheled for sure.
>>
>>101968045
It's not the school that enforces that enforces that you moron.
>>
>>101968036
>HUEHUE
>>
>>101968041
Wasn't Kirino basicly a childhood friend?
>>
>MC dies episode one, gets revived by some demon chick classmate and has to hang out with her
>>
File: 1388389311694.gif (1.08 MB, 480x270)
1.08 MB
1.08 MB GIF
>>101966856
I actually did that with my sister.

It's such a damn shame that she turned out to be a hardcore Christian. She probably doesn't remember anymore, either.
>>
>>101968103
If the character is not mentally underage (kidifed adults or "ageless" minors like God-Nadeko) then it's fine.
>>
>>101968041
The chocolate anime
>>
File: cho.jpg (107.26 KB, 600x848)
107.26 KB
107.26 KB JPG
>>101968041
Only the worst
>>
File: sora4.png (1.27 MB, 1000x1146)
1.27 MB
1.27 MB PNG
>>101968186
And so it begins
>>
File: DSCF4835.jpg (1.12 MB, 1600x1200)
1.12 MB
1.12 MB JPG
>>101965205
>>Cultural festival

Some of these are not tropes. It may seem over-used plot device to us, but in Japan they are real.

These are a part of a normal highschool life. The cultural festivals in real life involve a haunted house, vendors selling grilled meat, a cafe, and most other things you see in anime.

Think of western high school movies/drama/tv series. There will be a school dance or a prom night. This is such a normal occurrence it can't possibly be a trope.
>>
>character looks 8
>character is actually 19
>character still acts 8
>>
>>101966995

Just once, I want to see a non-average high school student. I think Lelouch was probably the closest thing, since he was gambling underground for mad dosh pre-superpowers.
>>
File: sora5.jpg (177.78 KB, 850x1158)
177.78 KB
177.78 KB JPG
>>101968210
>>101968229
It has begun
>>
>>101966592
this
>>
>>101967905
I have never seen or heard of such a thing outside of japan, not even in media.
>>
>>101968241
Does the antagonist appears during those festivals and acts like a normal person, enojoying the cafes and all of that until he casts an spell on the whole school and someone has to fight him to save his classmates lives?
Japan is hella fun then
>>
File: pankun confused.jpg (8.61 KB, 295x264)
8.61 KB
8.61 KB JPG
>>101968167
Chimps can be a great source for reaction images.
>>
>>101968218

Conan was a high-schooler mentally though. I think he shrugs it off saying "I know it's illegal, but I'll make an exception" or something like that.
>>
>>101968340
I was talking about the BR or whatever speak in that YT title.
>>
>MC meets strange girl/alien/demon etc
>Has a weird run in
>MC comes home and finds girl/alien/demon whatever in his home with his parent or parents.
>Parents have no qualm letting a stranger in the house, take the room of MC, or just litterally let them freeload on the expence of MC.
>MC has no balls and quietly submits.
>>
>>101968378
Japanese.
>>
>>101968319
>I have never seen or heard of such a thing outside of japan, not even in media.

Did you go to a public school? If so, that is why you never encountered one.
>>
>>101968393
>MC walks in on strange girl while she's in the bathroom
>>
>>Violent tsundere beating MC around
>>
>>101968393
I think Tenchi Muyo made that cliche popular, but here's the twist: Tenchi actuallly makes Ryoko and the others WORK. Even lazy ass Mihoshi has to go to the GP ever now and then to earn some money.
>>
>>101967247
Klk has them drinking something from a bowl before they go on the school raid trip
>>
>>101968504
No one ever close door in japan
>>
>>101968490
I understand Japanese retarded fuck.
>Scimpanzé impara a giocare a ping pong
>>
>>101968541
That, and he married them all anyways.
>>
>trap character
>comedic relief
They are never going to be taken seriously, aren't they?
>>
>>101968557
It was juice.
So far Sensei and Mohawk are the only ones that had been shown drinking beer in a bar...and I think Mako´s dad too.
>>
>>101968597
Probably when they become an actual thing and maybe take themselves seriously.
>>
>>101968597
Did you not see Gatchaman? There was a plot-critical trap who did tons of cool shit,
>>
File: DSCF4838.jpg (1.18 MB, 1600x1200)
1.18 MB
1.18 MB JPG
>>101968332
>Does the antagonist appears during those festivals and acts like a normal person, enojoying the cafes and all of that until he casts an spell on the whole school and someone has to fight him to save his classmates lives?
>Japan is hella fun then

If you had an antogonist magic user in real life/ Sure...

But for weird cafes and shit like that, they are normal in Japanese High Schools. Here is a mario theme cafe.
>>
>>101968582
>ping pong
Chinese then.
>>
>>101968597
>Prunus girl anime never
;_;
>>
File: 1384558390019.jpg (30.09 KB, 225x234)
30.09 KB
30.09 KB JPG
>she is from a wealthy family
>they are not reasonably rich like a doctor or lawyer, they are fucking billionaires and are treated like kings everywhere
>>
File: 1386522680357.jpg (126.13 KB, 465x523)
126.13 KB
126.13 KB JPG
>>101968504
>and closes the door behind him
>>
>>101967225
That's when you mix the incest into her food without her knowing
>>
>>101965487
>takes bite
>...
>eyes widen
>UMAI!
>>
>>101968639
Yeah, the only way characters can get drunk is via some non-specific source which "happens" to have alcoholic content.

IE, rum cake, mixed cocktails, hell they'll just show them getting drunk but mention it's secretly non-alcoholic just to avoid getting in trouble. It even happens in Persona 4.
>>
File: 1391475497075.jpg (65.72 KB, 847x960)
65.72 KB
65.72 KB JPG
>"Are you an ojou-sama?"
>>
>>101967225
>imouto
>not into incest
What kind of defective imouto have you seen?
>>
>>101968739
>not doing this
>>
File: 1386960392690.gif (273.50 KB, 189x189)
273.50 KB
273.50 KB GIF
>>101968846
I eat like a fucking pig. Sometimes I disgust myself.
>>
>>101965319
>show saves anime
>>
>>101968906
Aha, that is not cute!
>>
>>101966212
That actually happened in my town, there was an all-girls school that went co-ed and one of my sister's friends from middle school was one of only four boys that went there the first year they let buys in.
>>
>MC is a shut in, shy guy
>Girl is interested in him
>Gradually he gets more people around him
>Eventually finds true love, friendship and new perspective in life.

Fuck my life.
>>
File: 1390635893640.jpg (126.50 KB, 1280x720)
126.50 KB
126.50 KB JPG
>>101968912
>>
>>101968990
>they let buys in
I wish I could buy in and play poker in an all-girls school.
>>
>>101969000
And in the season finale, he's mauled by a pack of angry chimps and squids.
>>
File: OH MY GOD JC A BOMB.png (125.72 KB, 327x265)
125.72 KB
125.72 KB PNG
>Looks like we'll have to use "that"!
>>
File: t56.jpg (116.64 KB, 800x675)
116.64 KB
116.64 KB JPG
>>101968597
Japan doesn't take homosexuals seriously, they believe homosexuality is a myth or something. I wish I was joking.

They might not be ready for an anime in which the trap wins. Girls barely win in normal harem shows to start with, they mostly end in harem end.
>>
File: yes this pleases dog.jpg (197.02 KB, 720x540)
197.02 KB
197.02 KB JPG
>>101966276
>confession scene punctuated by fireworks
>>
>>101968597
There's hourou musuko, and genshiken nidaime. Though usually traps in normal anime are just still straight males who wear girls clothes, because Japan as a culture has no such serious take on it. This is also why there are no socially critical yaoi/yuri series.
>>
File: 1376528582514.jpg (31.19 KB, 442x341)
31.19 KB
31.19 KB JPG
I LOVE PANTIIIIIIIIIIES
>>
File: dat kid.jpg (41.98 KB, 437x359)
41.98 KB
41.98 KB JPG
>Bath house
>>
>>101969111
Was Akise supposed to be Alternate Universe Kaworu or something?
>>
>>101969111
Go away
>>
File: ouran academy.jpg (226.48 KB, 1366x768)
226.48 KB
226.48 KB JPG
>>101968677
>>they are not reasonably rich like a doctor or lawyer, they are fucking billionaires and are treated like kings everywhere

Keiretsu derived from family run zaibatsu.

There are people in Japan who's family business control financial institutions, military contractors, auto parts suppliers, and shipping/export branches. These are very, very rich and powerful people and they becomes celebrities due to their limitless wealth.

The American equivalent is the railroad tycoons and robber baron industrialists of the 19th century. Carnagie, Vanderbilt, Rockefeller, and other families who were once considered "American Royalty".

That is what these refer to. A family with limitless resources and political power. They are still active in Japan and are a popular theme in manga, especially in any that are set in wealthy private schools.
>>
>>101966944

I've always wondered if the whole EVIL STUDENT COUNCIL shit is really like that in Japan. Given the number of eroge dedicated to fucking and humiliating the attractive female Student Council Prez, I've thought of the trope as a kind of wish fulfillment for Japs.
>>
>>101967011
>anime features a few people who have tulpas
>one of them did the exercises wrong and his tulpa came out all fucked up
>whenever someone talks to him it screams as loud as it can and he has to ignore it
>For the sake of making this show interesting, maybe the tulpas can interact with each other too, I guess?
>>
>MC starts dating shy girl
>Literally takes months before they even hold hands
>>
>>101969313
Slut go away
>>
File: 1215438134136.jpg (136.26 KB, 704x396)
136.26 KB
136.26 KB JPG
>>101968268
>she wants big breasts
>she wants to grow up
>dislikes vegetables and coffee
>she's getting angry when someone points on her childish sides
EVERY FUCKING TIME GOD I HATE THIS SO MUCH. Why she can't have childish body and not-childish character? Is it so fucking hard?
>>
>>101967958

They wrecked Sunohara in the anime. I disliked him when I watched the anime, but he was actually a legendary bro in the VN.
>>
File: 1386978355893.jpg (196.62 KB, 1280x720)
196.62 KB
196.62 KB JPG
>my hips are moving on their own
>>
>>101969156
I don't blame them, the average chink male is ugly. I doubt I would become gay if I lived there.

on topic
>HE IS FAST
>>
File: 1387749827034.jpg (95.46 KB, 836x599)
95.46 KB
95.46 KB JPG
>Sneezes
>Someone is talking about me.
>>
>>101969420
Go fuck yourself.
>>
>>101966592

This so much.

So, so much.
>>
>>101968241
>These are a part of a normal highschool life.
Yes, we know why they're there, but they do get tiring. Much like the MC being a normal high school student -- yeah, those are real and normal, but that doesn't mean they should be used at every opportunity. It's just a tactic to make the character relatable to their audience, and why those characters are so often incredibly boring; you're supposed to insert yourself onto them.
>This is such a normal occurrence it can't possibly be a trope.
That's exactly what a trope is. A device that's used often, and if overused, becomes a cliche.
>>
>>101969193

Grisaia taught me all about this. Well put.
>>
>I love you
>Stay with me forever

Why is it never just that they like each other and want to date

Always so much drama
>>
>>101969545
Slut #2 go away
>>
File: 1373773732389.jpg (49.39 KB, 353x359)
49.39 KB
49.39 KB JPG
>>101969420

>WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS
>>
>>101969193
And apparently there is at least one of them in every school in Japan.
>>
>>101969545
Is there any anime where the characters just casually date?
>>
>>101969678
American go away
>>
File: 1365413190731.png (130.29 KB, 366x296)
130.29 KB
130.29 KB PNG
>Character on his twenties.
>"Ey old man!"

And let's not forget:
>"japan has social problems because we are not japanese enouth."

Terry Pratchett did a good japanese/chinese parody in Interesting Times.
>>
>>101969698
I'm not from burgerlandia
>>
>>101969732
Lasagne go away
>>
>>101969442
for some bullshit reason, many asian cultures believes that when you sneeze someone is talking behind your back
>>
>skinship in the public bath
>>
>>101968583
He didn't marry Ryo-Ohki, but he sure as hell fucked her in her human form

He even had a litter with her.
>>
>Drinks soda or Juice
>Gets drunk

>Character blushes at the slightest thing

>Piece of shit girl says something not even remotely motivational and everyone stands back in shock and awe, "...<name>..."
>>
>>101969726
>Character on his twenties.
>"Ey old man!"

Or conversely, any twenty-something girl that isn't married is an old maid. Japan's declining birth rates and average age increase make these tropes especially amusing.
>>
File: comic331_zps0e179cf7.png (215.27 KB, 650x902)
215.27 KB
215.27 KB PNG
>>101966340
>>
>>101969846
The same in slavland. Not talking behind your back, just remembering.
>>
>>101969936
I wouldn't mind impregnating all the japanese girls on their twenties, or even on their thirties.
>>
File: dunno man it just does.png (9.35 KB, 180x200)
9.35 KB
9.35 KB PNG
>>101969846
>>101969990

In Brazil they say people are saying good things when your ear itches.

Don't ask me where the fuck people here dug that out of, I never even had my ear itch.
>>
>I-I like you!
>moon?
>>
>>101969936
If you think that's 20+ you're funny.
Girls in idol groups/japanese TV get called hags at 16~+
Like they should be, justice.
>>
>>101970146
Why do I laugh at stupid jokes every time.
>>
>>101968499
I went to a private school and the disciplinary committee consisted of adults.

Having children do that shit is counter intuitive. They will either bully with their authority
or be bullied because of it.
>>
>>101968220
>>101968228
I don't think I'm ever going to stop being mad.
>>
>>101970103
well not just talking behind your back in just a bad way, it think if you sneeze three times it means someone has said something good about you
>>
File: 1392153977039.png (28.94 KB, 289x418)
28.94 KB
28.94 KB PNG
>>101970159
WHAT?
>>
>>101965766
>Catch cold
>House gets annexed by Madagascar
>Martial law in effect
>>
File: ararafefeels.jpg (37.58 KB, 305x279)
37.58 KB
37.58 KB JPG
>>101970103
Maybe it's just that no one talks good things about you.
>>
>>101969285
/mlp/ the anime
>>
>their bathroom is gigantic
>>
>>101970103
>>101969990
Down here people say when you sneeze there's a baby trapdoor spider making its home in your nose.
>>
>>101969726
Any quotes or something?
>>
>>101970348
>tfw you dont sneeze three times
>>
>Did you get drunk from the smell of alcohol?
>>
>>101970415
Australian detected.
>>
>>101970611
3 times means good weather next day in my culture.
>>
File: hugawer.gif (1.40 MB, 193x135)
1.40 MB
1.40 MB GIF
>>101970665
>Girl has a sip of soda
>gets drunk
>>
>>101970561
Well, actual quotes... I remember more mangas and animes than actual quotes.

Also, why they don't talk about the emperor in any manga or anime? is that taboo?
>>
>>101965939
this actually happened at my track and field class one time. Cutest german shepard ever
>>
File: 1391389133809.jpg (73.72 KB, 896x740)
73.72 KB
73.72 KB JPG
>character literally beats another character half to death
>teachers don't do shit about it, pretend nothing is happening
>>
File: 1384709737463.png (106.85 KB, 320x320)
106.85 KB
106.85 KB PNG
>wearing towels while taking a bath
>>
>>101971156
the emperor became less important when he withdrew his godhood statement, its most likely a sour part of their history
>>
File: 1382284077823.jpg (19.45 KB, 275x166)
19.45 KB
19.45 KB JPG
>>101971291
That's not as unrealistic as it seems. Maybe slightly exaggerated, but not particularly unrealistic.
>>
>>101965997
I never really understood this. If you like something, why wouldn't you want more of it?
>>
>>101971436
Well, I'm just curious noone talks shit about the empreror in any manga. Even the bad guys who want to conquer japan want to do another shogunate or some shit like that.
>>
>>101968041

Shuffle!
>>
>>101971666
well the current ones power is pretty much the equvilent to Englands queen
>>
>>101971578
For the same reason you choose to eat things other than pure chocolate for every meal, every day.
>>
File: 1376948467745.png (132.93 KB, 399x416)
132.93 KB
132.93 KB PNG
>"Oh! Satsuki drank from my bottle of water! If I drink from it is like if we kissed!"

Come on, japan.

>"I'm not clean... I... I want to hold hands!"
>>
>>101971763
well, and spanish guys have a king too, and both countries make hillarously offensive jokes on their expenses.
>>
>>101971887
Whore go away
>>
>>101970146
>2014
>Not knowing japanese
>>
>>101965205
>My school's cultural festival was a big parade made of a few schools walking, dancing and doing shit while playing music around the city as a prelude of the sports (AKA football) festival between the schools
Step the fuck up japan.
>>
>>101972468
That sounds like shit.
>>
File: samoyed on lap.gif (1.88 MB, 310x174)
1.88 MB
1.88 MB GIF
>>101965939
That happens in real life.
Get a cute dog, bitches love cute dogs
>>
>>101966856
What if I did it and I don't remember? What if a childhood friend comes asking for our promise? What do /a/?
>>
>>101971848
Right, but that doesn't make chocolate bad.
>>
>>101964365
>This is one of the Glitz Pit's seven mysteries
>>
>>101971398
>wearing towels while taking a bath
Is this something people actually do or is it some bullshit every anime on earth does to trick foreigners? Towels weigh like ten times more when completely soaked.
>>
>>101973507

>Is this something people actually do or is it some bullshit every anime on earth does to trick foreigners?

At public baths, yes. Same as at hotsprings.
>>
File: EnteringBath2.jpg (61.11 KB, 600x450)
61.11 KB
61.11 KB JPG
>>101973674

Forgot pic.
>>
>>101965856
>leaving iphones or wallets anywhere else but on yourself
How retarded are kids now?
>>
>>101965856
>there are people going to school while there are smartphones.
Fucking hell, when I went to school, I had a Nokia 3210, then when I turned 15 I got a 3310 and it had Snake II!!
Best god damn phones ever.
>>
>>101974015
In my ideal world, every person on the earth got infected with a virus that made them sterile at 31. December 1989.
Everything born after 1990 is straight up fucked.
>>
>>101969000
This actually happened to me in real life.
>>
>>101974593
and yet your here
>>
>>101974867
*you're
>>
>>101974867
If he's like me then it's because the girl in question cheated on him the first week after his conscription.
>>
>>101975144
Holy fucking shit. Are you me?
>>
>>101965573
Umi duh.
>>
>>101975187
Bitches and whores, /a/non. At least our waifus will never do this.
>>
>students council can put people in jail
>>
>>101965765
Yeah, but I'd argue Something Cinderella-ish was the best part of Fruits Basket. So hilariously miscast.
>>
>>101975337
>Bi bu bu bop, bu bu bop,cowboy bebop
>>
File: kill me.jpg (21.07 KB, 1280x720)
21.07 KB
21.07 KB JPG
>>101966097
Not when it was trying to make its way out in the first place.
>>
>>101965577
>catches cold
>dies
>>
>YABAI! I forgot I'm on cleaning duty today!
>>
File: images.jpg (6.49 KB, 300x168)
6.49 KB
6.49 KB JPG
>>101966592
Why is there so much emphasis on school if nobody learns everything? Where's our "Stand and Deliver"?
>>
File: 1391857791737.gif (490.81 KB, 246x413)
490.81 KB
490.81 KB GIF
>>101975362
:( I'm so sad. (but in my case it was after a few months) Maybe some yui can cheer me up.
Yeah, that's better.
>>
>>101976070
*anything
>>
>>101966856
I thought marriage was for girls. Or at least weddings.
>>
>>101966947
>>
File: 6774457545.jpg (35.22 KB, 254x214)
35.22 KB
35.22 KB JPG
>MC takes off his chest
>"Kowaii! Ecchi!"
>>
>>101967232
>meganekko: what are you doing?
>imouto: sticking a leek up Mc-kun's butt
>meganekko: I was joking
>>
>>101967703
>25
Komoe is one of the oldest people in AC.
>>
>>101967247
senjougahara in takes a sip of sake in like episode 2 or some shit for the ritual
>>
File: what.jpg (175.62 KB, 903x591)
175.62 KB
175.62 KB JPG
>>101976604
>MC takes off his chest
>>
File: 1267731252142.jpg (28.16 KB, 499x480)
28.16 KB
28.16 KB JPG
>In University
>Going into a new class at the start of the semester
>I enter and sit
>For some reason I remember THAT seat that normally belongs to the MC
>I proceed to see who sit down in THAT seat near the window
>Is a really fat guy with a black and orange coat full of mainstream anime patches (Naruto, SAO, echii shit) and other shit like My Chemical Romance pins
>Professor ask us to present ourselves
>He says "desu" at the end of each phrase

At least I had enough luck to end up being stuck in a group with that fucker
>>
>>101977462
To not end*
>>
>>101969114
>romance only implyed. no confession scene at all.
>>
>>101969313
>hold hands
>>
>>101966695
What do you think? They're by far the shittiest threads on /a/ next to "post the reaction to the last thing you watched" and they still fucking happen. People post the same shit every time, with the same epik reaction images, and always with no decent discussion.

And I don't always complain about the misuse of the quote function, but it's really fucking annoying that nobody knows how to type normally anymore.

Then bloggers like these fuckers >>101977462 show up, they're really the worst.
>>
>>101977462
What the fuck are you studying, you weeaboo?
>>
File: 1332703660541.jpg (139.85 KB, 493x493)
139.85 KB
139.85 KB JPG
>>That seat by the window...
>>
>>101973861
Maybe it's because every fucking school in the country has an outdoor pool.
Lucky bastards.
>>
>>Perverted Wind
Seriously folks, its like even the gods in Japan are pedos...
>>
>>101972914
it would just be overdone and stale is what we're saying.

it's like a potato, it's like oh we can have french fries and a bake and pies and various other potato goods with the flavoring of potato but the industry just keeps giving us baked potato and we enjoy it but are like "fuck it, man" I'd rather just go eat the pizza from that other joint.
>>
>>101978108
there is like 8 million of them im sure there's a god for it
>>
File: 1307646543001.png (245.36 KB, 382x417)
245.36 KB
245.36 KB PNG
>>101977826
It was an standard english language course.
>>
>>101978896
>lepunboyface.jpg
>>
I swear to God, every harem MC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA-AvBjBm5k
>>
>>101965577
>Doesn't change clothes
>Dies of a heart attack a year later
>>
>This is my aunt
>She is younger than me and calls me onii-chan
>>
>>101967196
>The MC is in love with the absolute perfect school idol
>Ends up going on a trip with her because of some chance occurrence
>Falls in love with another guy while remaining completely oblivious to MC's feelings
>>
File: 1390476318978.jpg (8.10 KB, 180x192)
8.10 KB
8.10 KB JPG
>One side intricately plans an attack strategy for 15 minutes
>"genius" character says "Its just a feeling but.." and repeats exactly what they said.

I really enjoy LOGH but this shit just is so jarring because the writing is so lazy.
>>
>>101969000
>MC is , shy guy
>Girl is interested in him
>Gradually he gets more people around him
>Everyone dies because he didn't speak up when he felt something was wrong
>>
File: 1391198428436.jpg (17.71 KB, 533x388)
17.71 KB
17.71 KB JPG
>Character speaks English
>Character speaks German
>VA obviously doesn't
>>
>character gets bullied because they have a big penis
>>
>MC likes the loli and tomboy
>Thinks the imouto and tsundere are annoying
>Doesn't win anybody in the end because he has no attractive qualities
>>
>>101970103
I never heard of this.
>>
>>101980874
>Class gangbangs the fuck out of her while calling her disgusting
Shit, Japan. Shit's so common, I could find it on American television.
>>
File: obamicon_why.png (41.91 KB, 318x470)
41.91 KB
41.91 KB PNG
>>101969349
>They never want a big ass.

The fuck is this shit?
>>
>>101965856
I probably shouldn't have laughed so hard at that.
>>
>>101969049
Strip Poker, mayhaps?
>>
>>101965436
>hot dog stand
>>
>>101981998
>>101965436

>Food crack stand that sells magically delicious addictive food that can only be made by the MC because he/she is secretly a 5 star chef or some shit.
>>
>>101972809
Not worry, because three others will show up with keys to your lock, which probably doesn't open up anyway and god fucking DAMMIT I hate Nisekoi!
captcha: paotell suffering
>>
File: exhausted.jpg (19.87 KB, 222x304)
19.87 KB
19.87 KB JPG
>>101982108
>childhood promise

This has never been a thing in real life. Why do they keep doing it?
>>
>>101967016
List of things that shouldn't be allowed:
The entire Harem Genre
SAO S2
People shit talking Boku no Pico
Your post
>>
File: 1369856370070.jpg (55.36 KB, 1280x720)
55.36 KB
55.36 KB JPG
everybody forget the most important one
>lunch on the rooftop of school
>we are the only ones that know of this place
>no one will find us here
>>
File: 1380678777081.jpg (59.46 KB, 800x450)
59.46 KB
59.46 KB JPG
>school
lately everything about school in anime/mango is making me mad
>>
>>101965765
But how can you hate tsundere dwarf?
>>
>>101982410
I particularly like it when the teachers look the roof door because a student committed suicide..
>>
>>101982497
Go watch something that utilizes the school atmosphere properly, like Zegapain where there's school but it isn't even real
>>
File: 1336911649248.jpg (14.18 KB, 299x320)
14.18 KB
14.18 KB JPG
>valentine's day is coming up this weekend
>you get chocolate from at least 3 girls
>white day, you must choose one of the 3 girls
>mfw no gf real
>>
File: thatsonebigdick.png (354.89 KB, 570x670)
354.89 KB
354.89 KB PNG
>I don't want this power

>I want to go back to being average/normal
>>
>>101982622
i'll try out thanks.
>>
File: Kamille is a girls name.jpg (2.42 MB, 2200x1650)
2.42 MB
2.42 MB JPG
>Valentines day
>Girl fucks up making the chocolates.

How the fuck do you even mess this up (Unless you're trying to make cakes or something). All they have to do is melt down some store bought chocolate in a pan and pour it into a mold. How do they fuck it up and make that taste bad? It's barely even cooking at that point. It's like fucking up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

How?
>>
>>101982497
You're becoming an adult. there's no turn back anon, is too late for you already
>>
File: 1381590054539.png (438.76 KB, 641x480)
438.76 KB
438.76 KB PNG
>>101982658
>die at the last episode
>>
>>101967894
This chimp thing is getting out of hand. I love it.
>>
>mc took baths with childhood friend
>past the age of six
>>
>>101982658
>Bakemono
>>
>>101982658
At least Cole from inFamous kind of had a good reason.
>>
>>101967011
>J-Jamal-kun... I love...
>Interrupted by chimps
>Huh, what was that
>>
>>101968393

Gee, can't think of any shows where that happens.
>>
File: 1390955501874.gif (2.80 MB, 400x225)
2.80 MB
2.80 MB GIF
>IAAAAAAAAAAAA, OTOKOOOOO DAAAAA
>>
>>101982713
Glad to help an anon. Poor school setting is horribly painful and like murder on brain cells.
>>
File: 1381150042162.png (87.19 KB, 277x337)
87.19 KB
87.19 KB PNG
>traps never win
>even in yaoi
>>
File: 1377169544225.jpg (144.59 KB, 1366x768)
144.59 KB
144.59 KB JPG
>>101968268
>Character looks like a child.
>Character is actually much older.
>Character acts like a child, except offers subtle glimpses to the fact that they are much more intelligent and that it's just an act.
>>
File: 1388442591396.png (85.50 KB, 200x200)
85.50 KB
85.50 KB PNG
>Something really outrageous is happening with us, this must be the work of an enemy's stand!
>>
File: 1385293209999.gif (1.32 MB, 272x185)
1.32 MB
1.32 MB GIF
>>101964365
>Senpai always gets the best grades, she is great at sports and on top of that she is beautiful
>>
>>101982719
The chocolate can sometimes burn and it's hard to tell until too late. But yes, it is hard to fuck up something so simple despite that.
>>
>>101983198
>But she secretly EVIL because of the pressure
>>
File: 1371195858535.jpg (141.42 KB, 1280x720)
141.42 KB
141.42 KB JPG
>TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!
>>
>>101969114
>actual confession is drowned out by the noise.
>what was that?
>oh, nothing.
>>
>>101983198
I wish she will notice me.
>>
>child soldier that is taught school curriculum by his combat buddies and can't even do basic math to begin with.
>>
>>101983320
It's alright when we're talking about pregnancies, destruction of property, causing someone public embarrassment and life-altering events. It's bullshit when it's over a kiss, panty flash, or anything else.
>>
>>101983198
Someday, they'll just be exaggerating.

Someday.
>>
>>101967881
>has
>>
>>101980574
You are gay
>>
>>101966749
Kyon-kun, denwa!
>>
>>101983758
Why does she sit like that?
>>
>>101971291
Dude I've seen that happen. One teacher I had was clearly an opiate addict and just sat there with a glazed expression while we did whatever the fuck we wanted. Took him about 4 full minutes of like 5 kids fighting to even react, and all he did was start teaching probability on the black board.
>>
>>101969846
That's something universal across the planet. It's even weirder here in England, the sensation is the feeling of your ears heating up when someone is talking about you.
>>
>>101983834
Cuteness factor maybe? Or just the director felt like it added a little extra something to her character.
>>
>Harem Ecchi
>MC never goes for/gets the OP tomboy
>MC is a wuss compaired to the OP yet very plain harem-crew
>MC's skull is thicker than the Earth's crust for not getting the obvious flirt-hints
>MC drowns in pussy for no apparent reason but every time either harem character attempts a move he acts as if they're running towards them whiles on fucking fire.
>MC never gets laid with multiple harem members to... y'know... HAVE a harem
>Harem ecchi's never let the MC actually HAVE a harem and actually DO shit with them.

>Whatever happens in life, it happens in highschool.
>>
>>101984511
Only gay guys and porn producers get a harem outside of highschool, anon. You're only ever that fortunate in highschool.
>>
>>101976604
uh... if MC takes off his chest, I'd be damn scared too.
>>
>>101984896
>MC-kun, I can see your insides. This is embarrassing.
>>
File: 11a.jpg (102.26 KB, 460x417)
102.26 KB
102.26 KB JPG
>>101965672
>obligatory watermelon at the beach
>>
>>101984511
You forgot the little sister
Can't have a harem without at least one little annoying, cockblocking c*nt.
>>
>>101964751
Ours had 4, but 3 of them were the cafeteria food.
Like Horace Phillips used to say, it's better that you don't know (rough paraphrase).
>>
>>101985054
Come on anon. Not bringing a watermelon is the equivalent of not bringing a volleyball or a shovel to the beach.
>>
File: aaaaaah.png (441.90 KB, 716x399)
441.90 KB
441.90 KB PNG
>>101964620
went to catholic school
we had mysteries

>mysterious meat in cafeteria

>story of that muslim dude who "murdered the kitchen staff for accidentally not telling him theres pig meat in the food

>suicide of one of the student in 3rd floor window that is now permanently shut and teachers always lookout for ppl trying to open it
to the extent oven the student council began to post guards in the window

>"that" mysterious building

>the bleeding saint

>school basement ghost

>the haunted classroom (it is located in a way that it is in a blind spot of all the classrooms windows etc) now used to store all kinds of shit from anatomy

anyone care to share 7 mysteries?
>>
File: 1387381163154.jpg (507.45 KB, 850x887)
507.45 KB
507.45 KB JPG
>>101986531
>Catholic school
>Muslim
>>
>>101965416
Well how else are they going to have hot, steamy sex with each other in a sauna, while holding hands and looking longingly into each other's eyes?
>>
>>101983443
Welcome to Afghanistan/Africa.
>>
>>101964620
10 master race here
Best one was about the med student who accidentally dissected her dad
>>
>>101966212
Its not as good as you think
>>
>>101982261
did it with my cousin once and both my parents and hers would just laugh it off
Theyre not laughing now
>>
>>101986531
>student council began to post guards in the window
>Student Council
>Having man power or authority
>>
>>101968041
Love Hina?
>>
>>101968041
Robotic Notes was the only good one
>>
>>101978899
>An

Glad to see you failed.
>>
File: 287.jpg (42.29 KB, 473x477)
42.29 KB
42.29 KB JPG
>implying you all dont love these cliches
>>
File: 1382329124844.jpg (10.05 KB, 172x194)
10.05 KB
10.05 KB JPG
>best grades in her class, good at sports, student council president
>most popular girl in school
>>
>>101987761
Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
>>
>>101982819
>not taking baths with your childhood friend
missing out on life anon
>>
>>101966041
How else would they decide leadership?
>>
>He accidentally saw me naked
>I'll never become a bride
Is this actually real in japan?
>>
>>101966181
Alright, you caught me.

I'd do it again if I had the chance
>>
File: 305.jpg (32.55 KB, 288x252)
32.55 KB
32.55 KB JPG
>lots of romance
>no romantic closure
>>
>School Banchou
i never encountered this when i went to school
>>
File: 1332759068424.jpg (95.70 KB, 286x286)
95.70 KB
95.70 KB JPG
>characters go camping
>fishing
>grilling
>splash-wars in shallow stream
>bed-time is at 8:00 pm and characters are asleep in their sleeping bags by 8:30 pm
>no alcohol is brought on the trip
>>
>>101987968
Why would anyone want to marry a slut?
>>
>>101988074
nichijou at least tried
>>
>>101966328
>there will never be an awkward romance story about two childhood friends who really like each other but don't want to be the one to bring up the childhood marriage promise
>>
File: eye roll.jpg (30.40 KB, 306x332)
30.40 KB
30.40 KB JPG
>drinking tea
>>
>>101984725
There's a guy in my university doing the same course as me who has a harem. He's pretty much the living embodiment of your typical harem protaganist. Short, bespectacled, shy, quiet and very neurotic.
>>
File: 1361475417443.jpg (59.15 KB, 444x250)
59.15 KB
59.15 KB JPG
>>101988074
This exactly, I love camping but damn if I don't want some alcohol while I'm out in the wilderness bullshitting with friends
>>
>>101988086
so are you saying youre not gonna marry your waifu?
but then again your mom got married so theres still a chance
>>
>>101988086
>>101988181
#stalejoke
>>
>>101984511
>MC's skull is thicker than the Earth's crust for not getting the obvious flirt-hints
Damn I hate this feel, reminds me of highschool all over again
>>
File: oh look.jpg (63.49 KB, 534x525)
63.49 KB
63.49 KB JPG
>male character is naked in the bath or onsen
>female character whom he has a crush on comes in, also naked
>male character blushing like crazy, turns around, tells her to put on clothes
>female character throws herself, in lust, at the male character
>male character runs away, screaming for his mommy
>>
>little sister isn't a loli and doesn't have any romantic feelings for her older brother
>>
>>101988264
>female character throws herself, in lust, at the male character
That's rape, you know.
>>
>MC is a super smart, super fit, doom-and-gloom mastermind who all the girls love, but he doesn't have time for bitches

For fucks sake, Japan, quit giving impressionable autists jackoff material for their fanfics.
>>
File: 1335067366330.jpg (29.67 KB, 360x360)
29.67 KB
29.67 KB JPG
>MC is suddenly granted godlike powers
>he uses them for world conquest and mayhem
>>
>>101988339
rape is just another way of saying hello in japan
>>
File: 1365178133482.png (49.82 KB, 275x255)
49.82 KB
49.82 KB PNG
>>101988074
>Hey MC-kun, would you like a glass?
>B-but I'm, a minor
>HAHA DON'T WORRY IT'S ONLY GRAPE JUICE
>>
>>101988074
Sounds like a camping trip to me.
>>
>>101965856
That's pretty clever for a nigger. Usually they don't thing things through.
>>
>>101988334
>Being mad that they aren't using a cliche
>>
>>101988339
Japan finds it hard to distinguish between flirting and sexual harassment
>>
File: Deadly Serious.jpg (39.05 KB, 255x243)
39.05 KB
39.05 KB JPG
>>101966430
>MC is a galactic class marital artist
>hit with a barrage of shampoo bottles
>>
>HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>>
>>101988264
>whatafaggot.jpg
>>
>>101966599
This. Tensing up will only make it hurt more.
>>
>>101988407
>they all still get drunk
>>
>>101966723
>tfw Blue Exorcist
>>
>>101988414
I'm aware that not all people drink in the outdoors. My point is that anime camping trips are literally always the same.
There is always fishing, and they always use those stupid bamboo rods. I have never seen a non-fishing anime use an actual rod and reel, ever.
There is always grilling. I have never seen an anime camping trip where they all just brought convenience store bentos, trail mix, or dehydrated food.
They always camp by a stream and they always splash in it. I have never seen an anime camping trip where they camped next to a lake, or camped in an open field.
And they always go to bed early, without any roudiness, campfire ghost stories, alcohol, or fucking any sort of diversions.
>>
File: 1368128736043.jpg (14.10 KB, 198x180)
14.10 KB
14.10 KB JPG
>>101988645
What? You jealous you can't get drunk off of grape juice
>>
>>101988711
Muromi-san
>>
>>101988763
That's actually a fishing anime, though.
>>
>MC sitting in class in "the seat" just staring out the window
>teacher facing the chalkboard and copying something on it from a book they're holding
>dead silence in classroom with everyone obediently taking notes except for MC of course
>>
>>101967042
Why does everything make animes nervous? People offered my beer and weed in high school and I just said no thank you, I didn't start audibly sweating and turning red every time.
>>
>>101988991
>Monologue of MC spewing shit that a teenager wouldn't care about
or
>Monologue of how boring MC's life is and how he wishes something would happen
>>
File: 1390058228940.jpg (262.89 KB, 1920x1080)
262.89 KB
262.89 KB JPG
>Character who can't cook for shit.

Remember in that one ep of Negima, Asuna made a cake that had an octopus tentacle in it.
>>
>Student council being more powerful than teachers
>Having boatloads of administrative duties
>>
>>101988991
That's just how school is in Japan.
>>
>>101968664
wow such effort, much blocks
>>
>>101989119
>he wishes something would happen
>something happens
>"I just want a normal and peaceful life"
>>
>>101988862
Its not specifically about fishing, the MC just likes to fish
>>
>>101989166

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf7SQlQSF-E
>>
>>101989244
Fuck off
>>>/reddit/
>>
>>101967621
>cleaning senpai's head of lice
You slut, enjoy your parade of cocks
>>
>>101968760
>#1 sits on your lap
>every time
>>
>>101989254
People are weird like that
Its like wanting to get out of high school only to be reminiscing about it in the future
>>
>>101989976
People pull that all the time even when they aren't drunk.
>>
File: 1392188251978.png (258.46 KB, 562x426)
258.46 KB
258.46 KB PNG
>>101969383
>my hips are moving on their own
>>
File: Koro-Sensei.jpg (68.04 KB, 990x557)
68.04 KB
68.04 KB JPG
>Ansatsu Kyoushitsu[992FFE9A].mp4

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>
>>101969383
>>101990188
Confirmed for manual hip moving meta virgins
>>
>>101969482
I want high school thug stories to come back. A school where a bunch of tough guys are gunning for the big boss seat after the previous big dog graduates to the Yakuza. When will it happen?
>>
>>101969846
I know that's not true.

I sneeze a lot and I'm on 4chan. You do the math.
>>
>character dies to save other character and gives everyone feels
>comes back out of nowhere
>dies saving the same character again
>>
>>101968241
>Some of these are not tropes. It may seem over-used plot device to us, but in Japan they are real.
you sound like cultural festivals are a mystery to yourself

where the heck do you guys live that your school doesn't have some sort of open house with student run stalls and stuff
>>
>>101987968
>anyone in Japan actually gets married these days anyway

They'll all be dead by 2150.
>>
File: sluts &amp; harlots.jpg (149.65 KB, 1000x862)
149.65 KB
149.65 KB JPG
>white-haired gay character
>totally not kaworu ripoff guys
>>
>haaaa senpai, i brought you some jelly doughnuts
>>
>>101964365
>Career survey

>You're the only one who hasn't turned it in
>>
>>101965436
>Haunted Houses and Maid Cafes are so overdone
>Let's make a Haunted Maid Cafe!
>>
>>101982497
jojo part 4 is best part you faggot
>>
File: 1364608825174.jpg (96.29 KB, 960x544)
96.29 KB
96.29 KB JPG
>MC can't win
>Initiate fuck everything mode
>It almost makes watching everythign before that point worth it.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (29.09 KB, 374x250)
29.09 KB
29.09 KB JPG
>>101969193
There needs to be an anime about Keiretsu getting a square deal
>>
What's the equivalent of cicada in the West? Birds chirping?

What's the equivalent of a school festival in the West? Spirit Days?
>>
>main character is not kanye west
>>
File: 1367135704239.jpg (58.86 KB, 250x250)
58.86 KB
58.86 KB JPG
>The magic system is detailed using a lot of exposition
>None of it matters and the fights are textbook shounen
>>
>>101967247

All the crew in One Piece drink all the time because they are pirates. Every one of them before Robin joins is less than 20.
>>
File: Gekko.jpg (46.57 KB, 487x329)
46.57 KB
46.57 KB JPG
>>101991231
cows.
>>
File: 1365932680865.jpg (50.73 KB, 1280x720)
50.73 KB
50.73 KB JPG
>The adaptation plays up one of the other girls to make it look like she has a chance
>>
How do the japanese feel about underage smoking in anime?
>>
File: 1392189807594.jpg (67.77 KB, 1618x910)
67.77 KB
67.77 KB JPG
>>101991357
>>
>>101991131
>Initiate fuck everything mode
>Nothing actually changes
>He still gets the shit beat out of him
>Bad guy only loses because of external factor not at all related to the actual fight
>Folly

What a shame.
>>
>>101988356
Where have you seen this?
>>
>>101991131
>MC initiates fuck everything mode
>Turns into the new villain
I'm sure this is all the mountain god's fault.
>>
>>101991357
I'm pretty sure minors doing anything illegal (except violence for some reason) is heavily discouraged if not outright illegal.
>>
File: 1392183172192.jpg (53.41 KB, 1280x720)
53.41 KB
53.41 KB JPG
>the tsukkomi screams ten times longer than the actual funny part
>>
File: 1391979179283.jpg (111.69 KB, 1280x720)
111.69 KB
111.69 KB JPG
>this tea tastes better because it's brewed with love
>>
>>101991537
Doesn't that 14 year old in Index smoke?
>>
>>101990964
>Not putting bride
>>
>>101991538
What I loved about SYD was the tsukkomi was actually well done..

They're really slipping with S2 though.
>>
>>101991715
The fire mage?
>>
>>101991715
>Implying Sensei is 14 years old
>>
>>101991749
The hell is SYD? Is there a particularly vocal fan of whatever the hell that is in this thread?
>>
>>101990715
It's your neighbors talking about the shut-in next door.
Or maybe you're the MC of an anime, and people are discussing your life on an anonymous message board
>>
>>101991615
W-what is that thing? what is it used for?
>>
>>101991718
All I could think of was a teacher staring at an anon dressed in a female uniform while holding a career survey that says bride.
Fuck, it's too fitting.
>>
>>101991615
But that's how it works anon
>>
File: yes and.png (23.96 KB, 201x201)
23.96 KB
23.96 KB PNG
>>101988339
>>
>>101992447
Ah, the Patriot? It's uses are, er, many and varied and quite an industry has, ah, appeared around it almost overnight as it were.
>>
>>101988523
I would've so gone for her... That MC is missing out.
>>
>>101992586
If it makes you feel better that was what I meant
>>
File: 1392197226193.png (157.70 KB, 254x288)
157.70 KB
157.70 KB PNG
>The class rep is an uptight moralfag who never shuts up about the rules
>>
>>101988711
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR0c8RBfyiU

Just once.
>>
>>101989254
And he wasn't even kicked in the balls yet.



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.