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Magic the Gathering Online related, if you don't like it don't look.

I just met a tourneyfag on MTGO, apparently if you win under any condition vs an MTGO tourneyfag it's "luck" and nothing else. It went sort of like this:

Used my B/W Discard/Removal deck, he had a deck worth like 500 USD. I completely DEVASTATE him. Funny thing is, my deck only costs about 5 dollars if even that... Anyway, skipping to the last part of the game.

His turn: he summons a 7/7 creature, you have to sacrifice something to keep it on the field. if you don't sacrifice the owner takes 7 damage. He ends his turn

My turn: I use Pillory of the Sleepless and stop that bitch, and I have a few nice cards ready to end the game on my next turn. I end

His turn: Nothing special. He ends, sacrificing his last creature.

My turn: I use Strands of Undeath on my Abyssal Nocturnus, he discards 2 cards and both of my abyssals gain +4/4. and then I use Cry of Contrition and he discards again, abyssals gain +2/2 raising them to 8/8 each. 16 damage right there. he has 8 life left

NOW HERES WHERE IT GETS FUNNY.

I end my turn, it's his turn. Pillory hits him for 1 lowering him to 7, and then his creature has to suicide since it doesn't have anything to sacrifice. Bam, 7 fucking damage. I win.

First words he typed:
"your lucky" (note, the "your")
so I reply "Nah, you just suck."
So he starts asking for a rematch, I refuse, he calls me a coward, I accept the rematch and we both use a different deck. Destroyed him on turn 3 with my Ravager Affinity deck. Before I could finish him off he closed the game.

tl;dr. owned a tourneyfag, he cried, owned him again, he ran away. Also, I just killed /a/ for the Internet Explorers.
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You missed your /tg/ tab, I think.
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How is this at all related to anime or manga? gb2/tg/
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/a/ - Anime and Magic the Gathering
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OP JUST KILLED /a/! HOLY FUCK!
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/tg/ hates mtg, /v/ hates mtg, /a/ likes magic/weeaboo shit. it's only natural that you like MTG
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ITT faggot with no idea what spoilers are for.
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>Also, I just killed /a/ for the Internet Explorers

lol..
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>>10195823
Protip: look at /a/ under internet explorer now
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Rather than going b2 /tg/, you should gb2 /v/
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Don't we have a board dedicated to exactly this sort of thread? Like a "Traditional Games" board? It's probably on zip and has a clever name like /tg/. You should check that out.
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>>10195820

magic isn't weeaboo. If it were, we'd tell you to go to /jp/.

There's always /b/. Regardless, it doesn't belong here.
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>>10195842
DESU
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Where the fuck am I? Am I still in /a/?
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Not looking, still saging.
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>>10195845
ohhh don't have that one
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age
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If it wasn't so gaijin there'd probably be official animu MTG.
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ANEMIU
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>>10195905
1. It's Gaara
2. That card sucks, it's so poorly written.
3. Gaara never said that.
4. You're a faggot.
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>/tg/ hates mtg, /v/ hates mtg, /a/ likes magic/weeaboo shit. it's only natural that you like MTG

true
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>>10195927
Oh hay Cody Porter, out of the hospital already?
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I found this interesting despite not being about animu.
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>>10195781
1. Strands of Undeath doesn't play in T2, bitch. Same goes for Abyssal shit.
2. He could block your abyssal shit with his Liege of the pit.
3. gb2 /tg/
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>>10196010
Pillory makes it where he can't block or attack, l2read faggot.



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