>you will never go to japanese school
>you will never be a japanese schoolgirl
Actually a couple of years ago I was downtown and a bunch of Japanese schoolgirls were walking down the street. Dunno why they'd come to Denver, but it was kind of cool.
I was wearing an anime shirt and one of them waved at me. I ran away.
>you will never go to japanese school
>>you will never go to japanese school
Good. Because real Japanese schools suck.
>You will never be a little girl being gangraped by anons all day
And that makes me glad.
Hey Josh, you goin' to the party this weekend?
>you won't ever have your qt jp gf make you cosplay together
Why do they make it seem so fun? I mean I figure that for the most part one will write what they have experienced, even if it is exaggerated there must be a latent truth in the story. If Nip school was that awful of an experience would there not be a different take in the writing? At least in the majority I should think.
>You will never sell your virginity to a rich, fat businessman then use the money to invest in the stock market.
Are you telling me you don't want to have the rare chance of seeing the master in person?
I mean it's obviously hard and exhausting but there is a greater sense of unity, productivity and so on.
What did you do outside of your school?
Most western pupils turn to drugs/ parties and so on.
>I mean it's obviously hard and exhausting but there is a greater sense of unity, productivity and so on.
>greater sense of unity, productivity and so on.
HA HA OH WOW
You clearly don't know anything about high schools in nipland, do you?
>You'll never be at a Japanese school festival and have to choose between a maid cafe or haunted house.
>accurate depiction of reality
>not wish fulfillment fap fodder
>Most western pupils turn to drugs/ parties and so on.
And in Japan they turn to suicide.
You know why they try to make japanese high school look so awesome in anime? Because it's fucking terrible in real life.
Wake up, weaboos.
I'd rather have a dead nip than a degenerate American citizen.
Besides, it's not like everyone's going to kill themselves. There's a higher percentage sure, but it's still an oddity.
>you will never do the bonfire dance
About 18 months ago, I was walking through the 'market' area of Church Street Parramatta, when suddenly I was surrounded by 30 or so Japanese Schoolgirls in full-on pink sailor fuku (and a couple of guys in the long-sleeve dark uniform).
This was about a week after my 30th birthday.
Wizard status: Confirmed.
>You will never have your qt japanese gf mix her period blood in with the chocolate she gives you for Valentine's Day.
>Implying I'd go to a school where I have to stomach a kike catgirl
jew is still jew
unless its 2d japanese girl ill pass on the re-roll
All I want to be is a 2D loli, not a regular 3D one ;_;
are all irl japanese high schools 8 stories high like in the animes and do people hang out on the roof of the school?
>I'll never be able to hit on the christmas cake teacher.
>you will never be a japanese schoolgirl who gets blackmailed by some fat old guy using a picture of yourself pissing and raped over and over while he uses drugs to mindbreak you forcing you worship the D and you become a public toilet who can only double peace sign ahegao all day
Why go on?
>you will never ahegao while your womb and ass are pumped full to the brim with semen
What am I supposed to do with these feels?
Man all I want to do is have raw sex with Sawa-chan-sensei~ on a dangerous day and then take responsibility.
Ladies and gentlemen, this will be our case study today, concerning the effect of neglect/abuse on children.
>i will never have watashi dake no purely sky
fucking kill me
I could also pull some links to cruelties western schools out of my ass. This doesn't prove anything
While I understand that it isn't an accurate depiction of reality, I do feel there should be some inherent truth in writing. Even in the most obscure fantasy novels there are real world truths. If it was an unpleasant experience; why do you think this isn't expressed in productions? I have nothing to compare this too as I know nothing about the actuality of the Nip education system or the daily life of a student. I would assume that if the school system and the daily lives of students were a general bad experience it would be a good decision to mirror this in media as the audience would relate more effectively. Is this assumption incorrect?
>not wanting to become a woman and have a man cum inside you
What are you gay?
I prefer touching dicks, honestly, although I respect your opinion.
Hell yeah your assumption is incorrect. Why don't you do some fucking googling instead of telling everyone ITT what your retarded assumptions are?
>You will never each your bento on the roof.
Nigger, I teach at a Japanese school.
It doesn't make up for number 2 not being true ;_;
>you will never eat a japanese bento without looking like a huge weeb
Do girls wear really short skirts for real?
how is it?
What's it like living on $15k a year?
Is it possible to have secret relationships with students?
>You'll never be in a school play with an all girl cast.
This one is easy.
Work on a company, go to the rooftop at lunch break, eat your bento. Maybe ask some of your 'friends' to eat with you if you're into that 'friend' thingy.
I had a mate who had to move there in because of his parents' work and attend their middle/high school. He always says it sucked big time.
Does your school have a school idol and an allmighty seitokaichou ?
Do you blackmail them into having sex with you ?
I don't understand why you have an argumentative attitude, I am simply curious why there seemed to be a negative reaction to the idea of Nip school. My assumption was that making stories that reflect real life are easier to relate with than abstraction of reality. This holds true everywhere except anime, apparently.
Some of them, but the ones that do are only at school for like a couple hours a week when they get brought in by the cops or local school support so that they can graduate automatically due to "51% or higher school attendance".
I teach in a small port town on Shitkoku, lots of poor dockworkers' kids and farmers. Discipline is way shitter than what you see in anime; kids use their cellphones in class, read manga, sleep, rock into the staff room to shittalk with the teachers... but I don't have to do much and they even the worst kids tend to treat me pretty well coz I'm gaijin.
3 million yen a year cunt
Gaijins tend to go for their mothers more. And I teach elementary and JHS so yeah... better play it safe.
>Some of them, but the ones that do are only at school for like a couple hours a week when they get brought in by the cops or local school support so that they can graduate automatically due to "51% or higher school attendance".
They all really look up to and respect him. During after election week the new school council would go through all the classrooms at lunchtime for a week just making themselves visable and everytime the whole class clapped and cheered etc
I find it pretty cool that the pupils come into the staff room to talk with the teachers.
This would never happen where I grew up.
So you get ~$30k a year?
Is it possible to live good off that money?
I know a couple and they cosplay and go to anime cons
It was really weird at first, but they it's kinda interesting... they usually call the teachers by their first names and speak pretty casual, but the teachers just find them really funny and laugh at most of what they say until they overstay their welcom and have to be manhandled out of the staffroom.
Moneys not great but it's enough to go out and drink, but my otaku shit and have a holiday every now and again.
Damn, I'd sometimes imagine myself as a high school teacher in some manga, everything from action, ecchi to SOL.
Of even better in a doujin by Satsuki Itsuka or Royal Koyanagi.
What about savings?
Are you a Christmas cake?
>Gaijins tend to go for their mothers more
This needs a doujinshi.
But Japanese schoolgirls get raped by tentacle monsters.
And the bad part about that is?
Because you should have an idea of what the fuck you're talking about before posting.
26 last month so yeah ;_;
Sometimes girls are actually boys.
...Wait a minute, I don't think that's actually a bad part.
Sometimes boys become girls.
If I was a Japanese schoolgirl I'd probably be raped every day. And the only person I want to rape me is you Anon.
Remember one thing: You can't rape the willing.
It could be fun for a year or so as an exchange student but actually studying there? Fuck no.
except shes canadian op
>implying there are all girl clubs that would let you in
>implying there are girls with unique and adorable character quirks
>implying theyre pure, chaste girls
>implying you will be that character in the second to last seat next to the window
>implying anyone would bother to notice you
>implying a mysterious event will take place to change your life for the better
>implying it is really any different than school anywhere else
>I had the MC seat in my class
You think pretty blonde foreigners would be swooned over as depicted, or would she face the same zenophobia we all hear about?
Yeah, if you ever have seen the average Japanese school, it looks like you've gone back in time to the 80's. Nisekoi and other anime make Japanese schools look like some sort of beautiful campus of cherry blossoms and waifus.
How bad is the bullying in Jap schools?
we all know.
Deep down. We know.
It's xenophobia, not zenophobia.