I enjoyed the Rebuild series and am looking forward to part 4.0.
Rebuild is for shitlords. Wath the original.
I hated the Rebuild series and am only going to watch part 4.0 so I could shitpost about it afterwards.
>looking forward to part 4.0
What was the point of Mari?
Helping Anno to destroy the old Eva.
Agreed, rebuild is infinitely better.
The original looks like shit and doesn't have Mari.
Isn't that what everyone is going to do?
To shitpost most effectively just don't watch it
Shitposting with ignorance is the most effective strategy
>am looking forward to part 4.0.
Nah you probably shouldn't
Tits and glasses.
What is the point of your question?
I bet you think Mari is a good character.
You know what is worse than the whole "What's the point of Mari" thing? Is the fact that this shit is spreading to all kinds of show, calling out an "useless character" is slowly becoming as bad and meaningless as calling out something as "edgy" or "forced"
I could even understand a little the whole thing with Mari, since it was a remake, but this whole shit is getting out of hand really quickly.
Thanks, now I'm platinum mad again.
Asuka became Khara's princess so they decided to give her a harem too.
4.0 will probably be fun to watch. I want to try and count how many characters I still give a shit about.
Ritsuko and Sakura are probably the only left.
Bait. Rebuild is shit, 3.0 is the most laughable thing I ever saw from this franchise besides the shit spinoffs.
>4.0 will probably be fun to watch
It probably won't be at all. Or maybe with enough beer.
3.0 was shit.
But it was fun as fuck.
There are always useless, substance-less characters who contribute nothing and are solely there for titillation. Mari is one of them and she gets rightfully shat on. Eva isn't a generic harem anime despite how shit rebuild is.
it was fantastic until 3.0 came out.
>we piano now
>we spaceshuttle eva now
>we generic animu now
1.0 and 2.0 really brought the vibe of the original with something fresh. from 3.0 on simply feels not very evangelion anymore.
Wait, hold on a second
I did not like it. They ruined some music, for example Shinji's theme. It was simplified too much
It's the curse of Eva.
I'll keep a few cans nearby, just in case the first scene involves more bakashinji-ruins-everything-we-mad bullshit.
Just when I had forgot about this shit.
Wouldn't say fantastic, but rainbow pianos certainly broke any atmosphere 3.0 attempted to build.
Evas and action are just too over the top now.
Did Kaji die yet?
He was kinda likable and it's Rebuild. Probably.
Probably. 4.0 will have an flashback sequence of the third impact. We will probably find out what exactly happened then.
3.0 deemed adults not good enough for screentime. They don't look underage enough.
That's why we get Sakura instead of timeskip Toji.
No he is away doing things we don't know about.
I liked it too. I especially liked the sequel theory when I first read it.
I saw a BD in HMV for 1.11 the other day too, I was going to buy it until I saw it said: "The rebuild of the groundbreaking GIANT ROBOT anime!"
The funny thing is that if you ignore the homolust, what is left of the 3.33 plot is the following:
True, although that's to be expected when the opposition is completely retarded.
So true. If Gendo doesn't win the whole thing outright it's gonna be bullshit.
>Wow look at WILLE, they have top notch technology and...
>Oh wait Misato became poor man's Gendo and is doing all that he wants
>Kaworu seems to be more active this time around, he seems have some great plan to make Shinji happy and...
>Oh wait, his 14 years plan has failed because of some basic shit like the spears being switched
>Hey this Mari girl seems to be plotting something, will she finally do something useful?
>Nope, she is just going to drink tea and keep up with her cryptic bullshit.
And lets not even get started on SEELE and Shinji. We all know Gendo will fail because Yui is the true keikakumaster of EVA, but if it wasn't for that he would easily win this shit, everyone is dancing his dance like a bunch of trained monkeys.
Sadly, all of this.
Why do still I even keep faith in this series?
Good for you, OP. The 3rd one ruined it for me and I only want to watch the fourth one to get it over with and forget it ever existed.
Replace interesting characters
Seriously, what the fuck kinda crack were the on when they thought this was a good idea? Not even Ikuhara's crack is that bad.
Are you not a believer of the continuity theory or something?
Anno will find a way.
What is 4.44 is better then EoE?
To much FFXIII
>What is 4.44 is better then EoE?
>faggots complaining about rebuild
Let's be honest, its not gonna stop you from watching 4.44 or grabbing on to your arm rest until it is released.
>grabbing on to your arm rest until it is released
Definitely not happening.
Keep telling yourself that faggot.
Please don't make me laugh. Remembering 3.33 has depressed me. I should've listened and waited for the fourth one before watching.
>I can't argue, better call him an Asukafag
You impress me day by day /a/.
>flashback sequence of the third impact
Is it confirmed, or are you pulling shit out of your ass now? I remember 3.0 being fucking NOTHING like it was advertised.
>forcing asinine opinion on others
It's hard not to see an Asukafag on the other side.
>implying you are not waiting for this like the second coming of christ
>implying you are not gonna be one of the faggots that downloads the camrip
>implying Misato is not the goddess of Eva
>implying your logical fallacy is valid
>implying you are not waiting for this like the second coming of christ
VVVfag detected. That's the only explanation to such severe autism.
>resorting your argument to buzzwords
>continuing the endless spiral of argumentative fallacies
I had a weird dream about watching an alternate VVV. Time to rewatch.
Eva threads are truly the worst on /a/
Funny enough /a/ has one of the best EVA communities around.
Why is Asuka so perfect? Surely there's a law of the universe that dictates that no character can be this perfect, yet here she is.
They always seem to break down to choosing red blue or purple.
>I enjoyed the rebuilds
/lgbt/ pls go
Oh boy is it that time again?
I have too. 3.0 was fucking awesome.
>Funny enough /a/ has one of the best EVA communities around.
A typical Eva thread on /a/ is pure tumblr level shipping and nothing else. If you're lucky someone that just watched EoE posts "WTF DID I JUST WATCH" or it devolves into a Rei or an Asuka thread. If you're not so lucky a crazy shitposter shows up and attacks everyone for not worshipping their goddess of choice and it becomes a "Rei is a soulless doll" thread or an "Asuka isn't a horrible bitch" thread.
And the sad thing is you're probably right.
Poor 02. Stuck with worst girl and turned into a dog.
If you want it to be
Always going in with the sun on her back. As expected of a German pilot
Anon, would you like to discuss the continuity theory with me?
There is something strange about episode 26 that just connects even that one manga adaptation that was a SOL
Not always. Sometimes it becomes a Shinji thread.
I'm still hoping to god Anno was trolling us with the preview again and this isn't a thing
I'm looking forward to 4.0 so I can see the shitstorm here.
How can her crazy faces be so perfect too
Please help me I still can't wrap my mind around the concept of this level of perfection actually existing, my entire concept of reality is changing help me
Hey Anons, which is your favorite NGE episode?
Exactly. We can only imagine the shitstorm that NGE's end or EoE would cause on /a/ if it was airing nowadays, and Final will be as close as we can get from that.
Wow it's really unnatural to see everyone from eva together and happy
Gendo isn't there
He is, look at the feet in the upper-right conner
I though those were Kaji and Fuyutsuki
26 was a throwaway scenario to show Shinji he could be happy.
Shit, I meant to post this screencap.
All Asuka faces are hnnng inducing, none the less.
Crazy Asuka is best Asuka. Its also about the only thing that improved from Rebuild 2.0 to 3.0
We really only see Asuka go full crazy eyes once in the original series. Kinda funny since that seems to be her natural state.
Gotta impress mama
>dat tit bounce during this scene
Glorious. Asuka has the best rack, fuck Mari and Rei. And yes, even Misato. She seems to have lost a shit load of weight over the 14 years anyways.
Oh shit, Asukafags in full bloom.
I wish my mom would help me smack the shit out of the JSDF.
Wow look at those tired, wrinkly eyes. Talk about old and busted.
The funny thing is that Kyoko was more responsible for Asuka's death than her initial success in that battle.
It's something that always impressed me in the series, Shinji's EVA went berserk and saved everyone a few times, Asuka's EVA went berserk and all it did was get Asuka split like post WW2 Germany.
What intrigued me was the idea of alternate choices Shinji could have and what effect they all have on the current Rebuild, if there such a thing as alternate planes that interact with each other in Rebuild such as the already overly discussed continuity theory.
At least it is not Kaworu or Mariasu taking over the thread.
>which is your favorite NGE episode
>uses an image that has Mari
3.0 just felt like some bizarre fanfiction from the internet
kinda ruined it
Episode 23 for me. Rei talking to the angel "do you feel this pain?" and then sacrificing herself to kill it just fills me with feels everytiem.
Too bad Asuka didn't have the world's greatest mom.
Even if it is the sheer amount of signposting will make /a/ think otherwise.
I hope you enjoy it.
I wish i live long enough to see Anno dead, and you too.
Because I fucking hate you.
I guess just knowing that you're all dead and I'm not yet will feel great.
>tfw each day you live somewhere in the world an Asukafag dies
I guess It's the last thing that makes me keep living.
>implying I'm an Asukafag
Everything about it was just fantastic, pacing, etc.
Why do you always make this a fucking Rei or Asuka debate you gigantic faggot.
>tfw each day you live somewhere in the world an Asukafag dies, I guess It's the last thing that makes me keep living.
Do you mean die, as in literally, or die as in....they stop being an Asukafag?
>Do you mean die, as in literally, or die as in....they stop being an Asukafag?
I'm pretty sure that dying is the only way Asukafags stop being Asukafags, given that she is best girl.
I just fucking hate everything.
And i believe that everyone I hate is an Asukafag or he would be if he watched eva.
In other hand I feel werir kind of of love to every Reifag.
The world is so big, there's such an awful lot of people, every day somebody gets hit by a car, falls of ladder, dies to a deseace.
Nice job Anon
What's your age? I'm young and very healthy I think
I have higher chance to see you die before me pal
>I just fucking hate everything.
Anon you are the Asukafag. The thing you hate is yourself.
Remove the fag and it would somewhat work.
Do you like eyepatch?
Wrong thread buddy.
I screamed like a fangirl when I first saw Kaworu in this scene.
This was before Kaworu became known as..."Kaworu". Everyone thought Kaworu was going to bust some crazy ass shit in 3.0, after his badass entrance at the end of 2.0.
>"Welcome back Shinji Ikari....I've been waiting for you"
HOLY SHIT NIGGER THIS IS IT, MOTHERFUCKING EVANGELION 3.0, THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Damn shame, the movie was really dissapointing. It looked good and sounded good, but that really just wasn't. Disappointments everywhere.
Damn we're the same
Fine, we die together
I migrate here now
>remove the fag
Y-you're just Asuka?
>This was before Kaworu became known as..."Kaworu"
You mean Kaworuguu?
>I just fucking hate everything
Except gender and no robots around I'm pretty much an Asuka.
Not that I hated Asuka herself, I just can't stand her but I don't feel like it's personal. But Asukafags is quite anther thing.
>we die together
What, are you planning some sort of Asukafag/Reifag suicide pact or something?
Why's that? You think we're weird for liking someone who's like you and therefore doesn't deserve it? Because that would totally make you Shinji instead.
>Except gender and no robots
Oh, well then nobody gives a shit.
No, they just shit everywhere around and act as assholes.
Did you mother went mad and started to talk to a doll as if it was you?
Yes. Kaworu used to be cool.
He still has the potential to be cool. Maybe he'll come back in 4.0 and kill Gendo or something.
Did a little boy fap to your exposed bosom while you were passed out?
>What, are you planning some sort of Asukafag/Reifag suicide pact or something?
Maybe yes, maybe no
The thing is, I'm not gonna die before him
He is going to do some fucked up things
Here's how you know your healthy
Do 47 sit ups right now under 2 minutes.
He's dead Jim, just accept it already
>Evas are an alternate evolutionary path for humans
>They are giant skinny human-looking things
>THIS ONE TURNS INTO A CAT
Fanservice, selling merchandise, and in case Asuka's seiyuu dies?
>this one turns into freedom
Americans confirmed for a high form of life.
As dead as everything.
Asuka used to be cool
Rei used to be cool
Kaworu used to be cool
Shinji used to suck reasonably, not as bad as he does now.
But here's a rebuild to fix that so everything you loved now is dead.
So, what's going on in this thread?
>>Evas are an alternate evolutionary path for humans
You're thinking of Angels.
Which means giant floating blue cubes are an alternate evolutionary path to humanity.
Not now slut, the adults are talking.
What is it Anon? Can't handle IPEA's great additions to the evangelion technology?
>the manchildren are arguing
Fixed that for ya.
>Saying Mari is best girl.
No Anon, Asuka is best girl, even Mari agrees with that.
Thread contaminated, abandon ship.
Well, fuck you for making me sit up in the middle of the night. Here's my record 1:26
I'm gonna live for a century pal
;_; fuck rebuild
Congratulations, you're on par with a cat.
Mari is best girl because she makes best girl happy. It's truly a paradox.
This ship is just getting started.
>I enjoyed the Rebuild series and am looking forward to part 4.0.
You're living your life incorrectly.
No you bastard. You're not going to ship RedxPink what the hell is in your head
That is clearly worst pair ever
The good ones are the ones where Asuka ends up being strangled in a beach right?
Oh hi there.
>clearly the worst pair ever
>together for 14 years
>Only person Asuka has ever gotten close to in the entire franchise
I'll have to check my clock but I think it might be time.
Well, I wish I could answer to that, but I had to delete my folder. So I'm kinda lacking in pictures.
You clearly haven't read the MP-EVA vs MariAsu doujin.
I can cover for you.
You have my thanks.
Meanwhile I keep saving these.
I loved the MP Evas X Asuka doujins back in the day.
That's second best, pretty romantic actually
Wille lack of pilot and Eva
So she had to stuck with her for 14 years, 14 years of suffering for sure
I kinda feel pity for her now
Damn where's Ark
He's not going to save you this time.
Just accept it.
Yeah, I think its time.
Incidentally I do ship LAS as my primary ship, but posting MariAsu is just too much fun.
Fuck my life man, this remembers me that once I saw a Mari and Asuka version of pic related while going trough some eleven blog but I didn't save it and never found it again, I really wanted to share it.
>they have pet names for each other
>Mari can get away with teasing Asuka
>Asuka is willing to rely on her
It's not like I need him
But I do want a piece of his folder
I can accept that.
Yeah, all their teamwork and Asuka going totally OOC and hearing Mari's advice about the 12th angel really showed how their relationship is bad and and lacks any trust.
Well, you're still outnumbered right now.
But I tip my hat to you, for standing your ground.
There's a difference between had no other option and really want to
Besides she need to lives to see muh Shinji again
I know that feeling.
>found a really beatyful Rei pic
>This has a nipple exposed, too lewd, Waifu is not for porn
And I never seen that picture agin.
Shit that was like five years ago.
And same for a certain yuki picture.
She had no option in NGE and she still never got to that level of trust with Shinji. Face it Mari is the first character we see to actually establish a real relationship with Asuka.
After 14 years they don't seem to be any closer than with Shinji in NGE
In all fairness, Shikinami was about to strike up a friendship with Rei and even stop fighting her for Shinji, before Angel shit went down. Overall Shikinami is much more mild than Soryuu... though its nice to see her a little crazy again in 3.0
Thanks. you know I hate this situation
You. . .
>Red: You late again four eyes
>Pink: You're to fast Hime
>Unit-01: Oh shut the fuck up bitches
14 years of teamwork
Oh boy, here it comes
Did you even watch the movie?
That's true. But we also don't have and Mari Soryu interaction to go on.
It'll stop soon.
>what is banter for two hundred Alex
>Hime, stop shooting that thing
>Asuka just hear Mari and stops, no sighing, no complaining, no "I know it", she just stops.
Also, the whole "Asuka is three seconds ahead and Mari is two seconds behind" was yet another reference of their teamwork, don't you remember Mari's song in the 2.22 intro?
Happiness doesn't walk to me, because I'm walking to it
One day, one step. Three steps in three days
>Three steps forward, two steps back
Life's a one-two punch
I kinda tired too after all that sit up
This guy gets it.
I highly doubt that actually.
To be sincere I never saw the point in this whole MariAsu thing. Asuka just wants Mari cooperation and Mari herself couldn't care less about Asuka, don't you guys remember that she was drinking tea while Asuka was almost getting rekt in the last fight of 3.0?
Ah, well... Initially I didn't want to.
But then I saw you posting, so I had to.
What have I done?
That image it's so out of character. Asuka is a bitch with daddy problems. I'm an asukafag
Let's look really close at that picture you posted.
>accelerated recharge cycle engaged
Hmm almost looks like her Eva was recharging.
I hated the Rebuild series, but I'm still going to watch all of it just to get angry.
Pink and Red is the biggest crackship possible.
We all know you are just trying to make Mari relevant and not a shit by pairing her with best girl, and it is (Not) working
>I enjoyed the Rebuild series and am looking forward to part 4.0.
Congratulations, you are cancer.
>biggest crackship possible
It's not even on the crackship radar.
A moment, I'd rewatch that scene
We 2deep now, thanks Anno
No mourn in yellow dress anon
Reifag here, and I think you are completely right and I will cherish the day he is dead as well
Mari has always been an Asuka girl. Their scenes just got cut from 2.22 just like most of the actually interesting Mari content.
But you are also right, this pairing does make Mari more relevant.
Consider it brought.
Really hoping that scene gets put back in for 4.0.
Mari is the Manami of Rebuild
You want crackship Anon? I will show you crackship Anon.
How, in the name of all that is holy, would that even work?
It was suppose to take place during the falling angel fight. I can see why they cut it, it would have been awkward. They really could have used it during the final fight in the geofront with an injured Asuka insisting she go with Mari. Could have even squeezed a few lines of dialog between them in after they get Shinji.
They would keep saying cryptic stuff during all the daito.
>not an endless loop of I think I was born to meet you
I don't understand, shouldn't red people be happy that Asuka is getting her own harem?
Oh hey! How have you been?
As foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls
As foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls
Ok, I guess. Been a bit chaotic the last few months.
How's it going on your end?
more hentai/merchandise fodder
>Mari is slowly stealing Shinji's harem
>Final will be Shinji fighting Mari to have his waifus and husbando back
Everything's going pretty well. Got about 10 months before the contract's up and I go back to the states. Had a nice vacation as well. /blog
>Mari wins the jellions
>Promoted to MC or new series
Just as predicted in the dead sea scrolls.
If we get anything close to that scene it will end in tears.
>Shinji fails and gets pulled into the harem himself
>Take care of the princess for me
>hurr I like Rebuild
>Fucking Mari, an insult to everything in NGE
I hope all of you develop bone-marrow cancer and have a slow an painful death
>Hime, stop shooting that thing
>Asuka just hear Mari and stops, no sighing, no complaining, no "I know it", she just stops.
Oh lawd, there's no such scene of Asuka cease fire
But there's a thing bother me, isn't Mari is too smart for ordinary Eva pilot, Yeah I'm just realize it too after read that Mari is a spy theory
It suppose to, but can't just easily accept after shit went in muh NGE
I'm also really enjoying the rebuilds. People who are mad just don't get it. http://wrongeverytime.com/2014/02/10/once-more-with-fury-rebuilding-evangelion/
Just let it happen.
Won't be as painful, as if you resisted.
I would burn all my worldly possessions and sell my soul to Lucifer it meant the likes of you would suffer a horrid and painful death
That is how much I hate Mari and everyone who cares an iota about her
Asuka <-> Mari
Shinji <-> Kaworu
and Rei -> Shinji?
so basically Rei is the only non-degenerate LGTB child char in the series?
Japan got Jewed Hard.
>the jew fears the samurai my ass
There is no need to be upset.
>Rei -> Shinji
>after that Shinji almost mind-breaks, but decides that he should just live on, after all, it can't get worse.
>Suddenly he notices familiar voices on the nearby park
>It's Mari and Gendo having ice cream
>"You sure know a lot about angels, Gendo-Kun"
>"Please Mari, call me papa from now on"
>The two walk away in the sunset laughing and having fun
>Asuka <-> Mari
No that's just /u/ being deluded
What a fucking joke of an article.
I argue that the people who wrote that, gets even less than he understands.
Don't forget the Shinji <-> Asuka relationship having its own lgbt overtones
More like Asuka + Shinji = Mari
Like you know it man dick say yes but heart say no
I always okay with Asuka ship
[✓] AsukaxRei in fact this is the best
[✓] AsukaxCarl kinda off and weird, but still can't just let it go
[x] AsukaxMari What the hell is this
Rei gets the short end of the stick because Anno is a faggot.
Rei <-> Rei Q
>Pachinko games make it true
Yes, ShinjixAsuka's clothes OTP
Whelp... I just don't get the AsukaxRei ship.
Can't help but think, that Asuka is going to kill Rei at some point.
AsukaxMari sounds much more believable.
It's too late Anon.
>nothing is official unless I say it is
>AsukaxMari sounds much more believable.
And you know why? Because Mari is sucha bland piece of shit you can insert whatever personality you want into her
>Pachinko games are canon now
Pathetic. Deluded and pathetic. End yourself.
>that card was from the pachinko game
It is still not canon, but you don't seem to even know from where it is from.
You really shouldn't be so angry about this.
Wow this thread went full marishit posting. They crucify faggots like you all in the old days and made examples of their rotting yuri shipping corpses.
The first Rebuild was OK, because Shinji showed some backbone there. The second one was meh due to what was happening to him after the timeskip.
I hope that 4.0. will have time traveling hijinks that will give Shinji a chance for a actual happy end...or a bittersweet one at least.
Alternatively, 4.0. would feature a older and wiser Shinji travelling back to make his younger self grow giant balls.
Eva is dead.
Oh fine, someone can make this thread just slightly more heterosexual.
I liked rebuild before I read discussions about it on /a/
It's not possible in every universe but it sweet
Like you know, eps. 26 NGE
Still Asuka winning Shinji though
It wasn't even forbidden love to the Romans.
>this fucking mad over a yuri ship
Why so homo?
No I should and I am. I spent almost 20 years with this series, and now scum like you is eating up the rotten garbage that is shitting all over it's legacy called Rebuild
I am seething with rage, every-time I see Mari
I want horrid things to happen to you
Both of you, go back to /u/ already.
>SJW historical revisionism
Fuck off back to tumblr
I would still ship Mari and Asuka even if Mari was a boy.
You seem a bit upset.
Let me help you there.
Back to >>>/y/ dicksucker.
Not gonna happen. 4.0 timeline is keep moving forward
You gotta figure 2.5 by yourself. That's how Anno say fuck you to you
/a/ has figured it though, maybe nearly accurate
Since when is Mari even acceptable in Eva threads? I think I saw a narutard thread up, is this the end of /a/?
Epic comeback whale.
>is this the end of /a/?
They won some space by posting cute asuka pics together with mari, sneaky bastards
Back in the day people hated Mana because she was a shitty tacked on character
Now people actually like Mari
This board is shit and this world is shit. The only solace is that I will see all of you fuckers burn in hell together with me.
Nope, a hetero male. Now pull that dildo out of your ass.
We're not in the 90s anymore.
Hell, women used to like Eva for the plot and not just for the albino faggot
But AsukaxRei is necessary for my OT3
Yeah, I came here attracted by Asuka in the front page
We should've know Rebuild thread must be end up like this
Gotta find NGE thread in the other day for remedy and less Mari
Are you frustrated?
The Romans didn't concern themselves with something as irrelevant as female sexuality. To them it was like worrying about what dogs find attractive.
Pity...then if not time traveling, then Shinji becoming badass and smart enough to tell people to screw off and do stuff his way and the right way instead of grabbing the idiot ball and do mistakes that would've been averted...but I'm asking too much.
I'm not saying you're not allowed to ship them.
Ship whatever you want.
I was just stating my opinion on that matter.
Since a eva thread consists of one Asukafag and one marifag.
Well do you want to have a discussion about how horrible Rei Q is again? I sure don't.
So fuck your eva, eat shit too.
>Are you frustrated?
>hurr durr u mad?
Also shipping was considered bad manners outside of shipping threads back when this board wasn't flooded by people born in 1999
Your generation deserves all the GMO's, wars, environmental disasters, diseases and every other horrid thing that happens to it. Yes I hate you that much
The OST was the only awesome part about 3.0
IIRC that's a leak of 4.0 on production but I haven't watch it because too lazy to find out
But some anon says Shinji is still betamax in there, why I'm not surprised
In short yeah you're asking too much
which one wud u fug
Post only good girl.
Who let you out of /pol/?
Can you do sit up 47 under 2 minutes
That some serious asspain you have going on there bro. I'd get it checked out.
Awww man. Well, if he's still betamax in 4.0., then maybe later parts after it will make him Alpha (like in Super Robot Wars Alpha level of badassery).
But for now, let's stick with 4.0.
By god I know this is bait but damn made me respond 2/10
That's what I'm talking about
Took you long enough to get here
Wait for Wunder thread man, muh Germany Engineering
Why are hetfriends (homos) so fucking butthurt all the time?
Why is Asuka so worst?
People are buthurt because Mari is a piece of shit and her fans are brain-dead imbeciles that shit up threads with shipping
Can we PLEASE post some actual best girl for once?
Why is anyone butthurt ever?
Asuka can't be worst, because nobody can be worse than Mari.
She is a character from the show, no matter how bad. How can you be upset over her being posted?
Time for some stuff from Girlfriend of Steel 2
Would you please stop crackshipping this delusional shit?
I'm sorry she stole you're waifu anon.
Every ship in Eva is a crackship
>Asumari calling others delusional
Like I give a shit about Shikinami
Still doubt it but hope so
At least give him superb unit again so it do shit right while Shinji fuck his mind again in entry plug
Are you new to Eva threads or something? Mari has never been accepted, will never be accepted, is the epitome of shit and was written in literally out of thin air.
Now everyone know Mari without Asuka is nothing
I don't know who's baiting who anymore.
Mari a shit
You just have to open up your heart to the Mari and let her in.
Nah fuck off faggot, posting Mari is literally shitposting.
>AsukaxMari not delusional
All the Eva characters are unlikable in some way. What are you trying to say?
>inane garbage with nothing to back it up
>"Fun things are fun"
I want to do things to Asuka
Mari is not a Eva character, Mari is a Rebuild character.
Just accept it.
There's no denying it.
It's what you'll get with 4.0
>doesn't mention Anno is referring specifically to 2.0
They moved up her introduction, she was always going to be a character.
What's so bad about her anyway? She gets so little screen time. I'd consider her a background character like the bridge bunnies.
>not an Eva character
You mean not an NGE character.
Oh I am sorry, I forget what a great character she was in 3.0
She is Mana tier garbage and once Rebuild is over she will be buried and forgotten
We'll see faggot
So, with all this shit till now, any news for 4.0?
>Mari is shit, here's why
>YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT MARIxASUKA BECAUSE I KEEP POSTING IT I DON'T NEED REASONING
You're not a very good shitposter you know, you'll either get bored or chased out soon enough.
Yes therefore not relevant.
>he still doesn't know about the impending timeskip series
>Here's my opinion
>NO UR WRONG
Truly a master debater.
Don't you get bored of shitposting anon? Why don't you head to /u/ and start an NGE thread? Oh wait, Mari is not part of NGE.
But seriously, we must wait and have eternal patience about it.
One day he'll be truly badass, and I really hope it will be at the very end.
>being so deluded you mix fantasy with reality
There is no "timeskip series" it's all in your feeble mind
Moot!!! Oh not now you fucking. . .
And what's your standpoint?
She is a good character because you can crakship her with Asuka?
Angry people on the internet are my opiate.
>Anno won't milk his cash cow as hard as possible
That is literally her only value as a character
>Anno won't milk his cash cow as hard as possible
>If I project hard enough reality will bend to my wishes
Eva has no good characters.
Only people who legitimately get stupid and mad about yuri are fujoshits. They are butthurt because no one is posting about their boring homoshit. Every other person is just tired of shipping circlejerks.
Maybe our grandchildren will witness it and tell it to our grave
Not because I'm pessimist but in Rebuild a chance is way too slim. Anno pls prove me wrong
Compelling argument Mr. Retard
Timeskip series doesn't exist no matter how much you wish it did. Mari's existence is not validated.
Right, we have to include the Anno Factor into it. How many parts did he planned BTW?
And you did a fine job of refuting my carefully thought out points. Nice work on your end.
Next you're gonna tell me Rebuild isn't a sequel.
Tell me what Mari adds to the series besides fan-service and I will tell you why you are wrong
Next you are going to use a non-sequitur then pretend your wishful thinking is fact.
Do you have mental issues?
This anon is dumping knowledge on the masses
That's thing I'd like to find out. Been out of Eva thread lately
And this one is not helping at all
Rebuild isn't a sequel
Nice ad hom dude, are you going to call me a fat virgin next?
Someone to pair Asuka with so she stops being a threat to the ShinjiRei OTP.
Man. Have to lurk for this then.
Well, gonna go full Lurker then...
I'm planning to
I like you.
Contrast doesn't function if its vapid and unreasonable. You can't throw Barney the dinosaur into Saying Private Ryan and say he is a good character because he is a contrast to the bleak, depressing hell that is war.
She is flat as a board, her motivation is non-existent, she does nothing in the plot but bee the third wheel etc.
Being a happy go lucky idiot in a world that's gone to total shit, piloting a giant torture machine and being happy about it is so jarring you lose all suspension of disbelief. Singing child rhymes while under attack by an Angel and while you are entering the atmosphere requires you to be complelty insane. Yet nobody bothered to give her a proper back-story to explain why she behaves the way she does.
In the end she is reduced to an idiotic pair of tits screaming "Fun things are fun" And all the /u/ delusion in the world can't fix that
>she does nothing in the plot but bee the third wheel etc.
>Singing child rhymes while under attack by an Angel and while you are entering the atmosphere requires you to be complelty insane
Someone didn't watch Full Metal Jacket.
Mari only seems out of place because up until her appearance we'd only seen people who didn't want to pilot the Eva but were forced to by circumstance. This may some as a shock but some people enjoy things you'd think are crazy.
Would Shinji make a good father? Or run away from drunken stands pewee soccer fights?
>Someone didn't watch Full Metal Jacket
Anon stop, you are literally hitting me with cancer rays.
>dueling LAS and MariAsu
I'm positively in heaven right now. Keep it up guys!
>up until her appearance we'd only seen people who didn't want to pilot the Eva but were forced to by circumstance.
Because Asuka never wanted to pilot her Eva
But she was actually given proper characterization and a reason why she pilots, she also responds naturally to extremely dangerous situations. Mari does not.
He can cook, can do household things and gentle. Of course he do
The real problem is the mother
Most of the Mari posts just happen because some Annos get way too angry about it, I mean look at this shit >>101968001
You guys get way too worked up over a minor character with such a small screentime.
>gets crushed, hospitalizer by idiot teenager in a giant robot breaking the city while fighting totally incompetently against a trivial enemy
>brother beats him up
>he almost destroys the world because he's such an incompetent pilot
>fast forward, part of a crew dedicated to cleaning up his mess
>he appears and everybody's fucking mad at him because he fucked the world
>follow him around while everyone shits on him
>nobody explains jack shit despite his obvious ignorance
>he starts freaking out, nobody will explain why his understanding of what's around him is invalid, starts interacting with the world in ways that only make sense because he's ignorant
>he gets kidnapped
>"WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DON'T PILOT EVA."
>no shitting, no pretense, no time to explain, but gives the best and most legitimate and selfless piece of communication anyone in the world has given so far
>not consuming all forms of media for a better cultural understand of the world you live in
Asuka didn't actually like piloting the Eva, she like the status that came with it. To her being a pilot was the means to Mari it's the end.
>she also responds naturally to extremely dangerous situations. Mari does not.
People's natural response to danger can vary wildly. There's a reason some people can charge into a burning building to save your fat ass.
>to Mari it's the end.
No that's you just assuming shit. We don't know why the fuck she pilots Eva, nor will anyone bother to tell us
Dang it. 4.0. is the final one...There go all the hopes.
Well at least Super Robot Wars will always produce a badass Shinji for us.
If there is one thing they told us about her is that she likes piloting, she couldn't even understand why Shinji thought that piloting was a chore. It's like one of the two character traits Mari have.
The first time we see her she's excited about piloting an Eva and talking about having so much fun. Even if it's not her endgame she still loves doing it.
Let's play a game
Why do you pilot Eva?
>Because I am bound. Yes it's a bond. With all people. Because I have nothing else.
>Mom!Mom! I've been chose! I'm an elite pilot chosen to protect all of mankind! It's supposed to be a secret. But I'll tell you anyway! Just for you!
>My father called me by my name. I was praised by my father! If I believe in those words, I can keep living.
>HURR DURR FUN THINGS ARE FUN
Match the quote with the Eva pilot, then realize why Mari is a shit forever
>>not consuming all forms of media for a better cultural understand of the world you live in
10/10 made me actually leave the thread. This is the most fedora thing I have read all day. And gives me a general aspect of what modern /a/ is like. Please kill yourself and make sure you take anyone in your direct family with you.
>I only watch mature Japanese anime for mature people like myself also fedora.
Go read a book.
I think Mari's biggest flaw is being the poorly written character that she is, and trying to fit into a setting with these sort of character with development, with emotions, with actual writing.
You know where she would fit as a character? Infinite Stratos.
What's going on in this thread?
Yes, Mari indeed.
And nobody becomes a fighter pilot because it's just really fucking cool right? You're arguing that real people can't be shallow in their desires for things or that it shouldn't be reflected in a character because "muh issues" have to remain present in every aspect of Eva.
You guys talk about her as if she was a main character, she isn't, she is a chemistry just there to add contrast, exposition and give peep talks. She will probably end the rebuilds with as much characterization as a bridge bunnie, and that is fine.
Really fucking cool hasn't made any pilots I know of faggot. Quit begging the issue. She is as shallow as they get.
What are you talking about Anon? I never heard about anyone that started to do something because they liked it.
The fighter pilot doesn't get into the plane, fight inside the plane, and do bombardments with a shallow determination such as "It's so fucking cool"
Speaking of Infinite Stratos, when are we going to get some crossover art of our two eyepatch clad, German tsundere pilots?
That's because you don't know any.
I know right. Everyone I talk to does everything because they're trying to win their estranged father's approval.
You'd be surprised.
I know 3 whom I can guarantee you have more determination to fulfill their mission for their sense of patriotism, than simply to do it because "it's fucking cool" 2 of them are the most reserved individuals I know.
Because having the determination to take another life in order to save the planet is based on a fun level. Am I arguing with retards?
>bombing mud huts
>for their sense of patriotism
I thought pilots were the smart ones.
Go back to reading your books, I bet they have the answer about service or belonging to something bigger than yourself for the benefit of someone else.
We are just filling gaps with our fanwank here Anon, Mari's backstory was not even touched by any form of midia and the rebuild moves are not over yet, her motivations are unclear and you are just filling the empty spot with assumptions, there is as much proof that she is piloting just to have fun ("As long as it is fun is fine") as there is proof that she does it to pursues her own agenda("I don't like using adults on my plans").
That's a piss poor written character if there ever was one. The problem we all have is this sort of character trying to fit the bill in the universe of Evangelion when she is a character made for some shitty Harem SOL.
>for the benefit of someone else
I'm fine with not fighting for Israel.
If that's what your argument boils down to, then sadly we are not parallel, and I am wasting my time on a less intelligent life form. I guess this should be expected of a person that appreciates such a shallow character but that would just make you post some random rant about getting cultured, so I'll leave at this: Mari a shit, you have shit taste.
>stop liking what I don't like
Now the circle is complete.
I enjoyed 3.0 because I enjoy theorizing and I can't wait for part 4.
Not to act as an apologist, but the fact that it comes off as a generic action anime (especially the beginning with the brightly colored giant airship transforming and rebels fighting the forces of evil) may have been the point.
Evangelion was always supposed to be a deconstruction of the mecha genre, challenging and upending its themes with characters weighted in reality. Somewhere along the way the fanbase for Evangelion grew to the point where people forgot that, and the show became what it despised.
Shinji waking up from the coma and being flung into a situation he didn't understand was the second "Get in the Eva" moment, only this time round instead of being within the superficial context of mecha genre, it has now expanded to the space opera/battleship genre. By doing this, rebuild underlines the underlying themes of Evangelion that its audience in part forgot. Further, the whole of 3.0 condenses the underlying message to an even more obvious, blatant format. The game with Fuyutsuki for example confronts both Shinji and the audience with the reality of the evas in a few minutes, whereas the show had its entire run to elude to that reality.
I liked the first two rebuilds. They were fun and pandering to me, so why not? 3.0 was fucking garbage though.
You can criticize 3.33 for a lot of things but...
>we generic animu now
2.22 was the generic standard anime cliche popcorn blockbuster movie and I LOVED it.
>from 3.0 on simply feels not very evangelion anymore.
3.33 is exactly the Rebuild movie that felt most like Evangelion. It's funny you think that way.