Go back to /po/ you paper folding troll
this isnt video games
she is pretty kawaii though
all i need to know about islam i learned in 1683
sharia law doesn't allow chinese cartoons faggot
IRL muslim here, ask me anything
Have you heard of Captain Majed?
when are you going to jihad?
Let's talk about singularity: how robot apocalypse will put an end to kuran thumping and bible thumping trolls once and for all.
I don't get it, why is this continuously posted here?
Didn't he marry his younger sister? They became space pirates or something.
Why did you guys feel 9-11 was a thing you needed to do?
Subhuman scum I hope you choke from a big fat jewish coke
then you would both die because he would had caught dick cancer just by being near you
Because it's a LEL SO RANDUMB FUNNEH MAYMAY XDXDXDXDXD
You live in the UK, right?
Do you watch anime during Ramadan? Serious question, I can see anime being something you should abstain from when fasting.
maybe it has something to do with the art style. I dont know thats just me
> big fat jewish coke
I'm doing so right now, jihad can be something as simple as getting a college degree. It actually means struggle, not "killing infidels"
I think you've got your animu confused
9/11 was terrible, attacking innocent people goes against islam, Bin Laden only made muslims' reputation worse
Stay classy, guy
No, but I used to
It's fine, as long as it's not 2lewd
Well, cant argue with that.
I-slam my dick across your face
What do you think of the new Ms. Marvel?
And yeah I know, >>>/co/, but still.
It's true isn't it, you can get drunk and drink mead all you want because it's not from fermented vine or grain?
I always giggle at this picture because I find edgy stuff hilarious.
Before anyone brings it up, mods will ban you for spoilering NSFW pictures but allow you to link to it.
Oh man adnan wa lena was so good gotta love those jihad animus
>fuck around with weeabo's
>run into Islamic girl
>tries to convert me into islam
fucking hell islamic people are thickheaded
Also animu girls with headwraps are fucking weird.
kawe kelate boh,
sapo lgi sex kito sni?
>fedora core atheist coming through
not that guy but the first Monster Girl Quest released during Ramadan and I checked it out while fasting.
Well, that fast didn't end well.
Saw some scans of it on AV Club, it's about time Americans get a muslim ficvtional character who isn't just a stereotype/bad guy
Not true, if it makes you drunk in any way it's forbidden
Now that I know it was made by Miyazaki I really wish I paid more attention to it as a kid. They don't show old anime on arabic channels anymore, do they?
Allahu Akbar, mate
>run into one girl who did something
>FUCK ALL PEOPLE LIKE YOU
You cant even pretend like this is sane.
Wat? They keep changing Allah's rules. Motherfuckers.
>You ended up cumming into your mouth
>Thus, breaking your fast
she tried to convert me, told me I would go to hell and that everything I believed in was wrong.
Religion is kinda like a dick, you can be proud off it but don't try to shove it into people's faces and keep it off the internet.
how does allah feel about naked monster girls?
Sharia doesn't allow piercings on guys either, mate
Explain this Japan
Any religion that does not allow me to be a homosexual is not a religion I can stand behind.
>Sharia doesn't allow piercings on guys either, mate
tell that to this goy: >>101953108
The rules were made over a period of decades.
At one time, drinking was allowed but it was banned later on.
cumming in general breaks your fast
When fasting you should abstain from food, drink, getting into arguments and sex.
I don't think monster girls would be compatible with Islam, but we believe there are female djinn. Do they count?
Can we put our difference aside and destroy the vile juden?
god damn harlot
showing her hands
I'm muslim but I can't stand these anime-ish pictures of muslims. It doesn't work, and religion isn't a game, there's no need to make it look different from what it actually is.
Oh boy, we /int/ 2.0 now?
Could you Islam people just stop pushing your shit into other people faces? Come on, I mean you can get little girls for your sick religion just by offering Justin Bieber tickets but every normal faggot with a healthy mind would consider joining you.
I thought Djinns are genderless, just like Angels. That's what they told me on elementary school.
>implying jews aren't bad things in principle
not even /pol/
haha we are at war you moron.
can you have sex with female djinns?
*wouldn't missed the negative form there sorry
>being as shitty as /a/
Atleast the mods on /v/ would have this down by now. Instead you idiots keep posting
>and religion isn't a game
what about this one?
>Atleast the mods on /v/ would have this down by now
except they wouldn't
shit like this or furry threads stay up for hours on /v/ simply because their mods like it.
All religions are fine as long as they don't get between me and muh waifu. That is the time when I am forced to take out my 1000 folded katana
same applies to Atheism.
most religious/un-religious people act like normal people with the occasional retard (neckbeards,bible thumpers.qoran thumpers,etc.)
Compliment them for the pun, then mock them because they look fucking ridiculous with their forced kawai moe faces. Seriously, who draws this ?
I don't have a problem with jews, most muslims don't, but Israel/zionism is completely different
People lived in peace until they got kicked off their land by force to make way for jews, and now every year it gets worse for Palestinians
I wanna see japan make an anime about islams and burqas. might be cool
/v/ requires a lot more supervision than us.
Fuck you. I laughed.
fucking terrorists though.
fuck I'm slow, took me a while.
Why don't you simply stop being a muslim? Science has already proven it to be false decades ago. Is it because you live in a place where you'd be beheaded? You don't seriously believe in djinn. People do no-fap months on this website all the time and they're filthy degenerates. It's not like avoiding cumming for a month makes you specially religious or better than anyone who did jizz.
Djinn definitely have genders, there are prayers and such to protect you "from the influence of male and female djinn".
why is everyone in magi so pale?
what does allah think of sex with female djinns?
If you truly are the religion of peace please explain 1396 and what you did to the Bulgarians?
What makes you believe what you believe?
Sure explains why the middle east is a shithole.
>Science has already proven it to be false decades ago.
>Proving religion false
You apparently don't know what Science is, or its limitations.
Shut up sandniggers, go circlejerk and blog in /int/ or /b/ or better just go blow yourself somewhere else.
You are already making the world shitty so stay away from my 2D.
I could never picture myself trying to convert other people into muslims. Because Al-Kafirun basically says we don't give a fuck about what you worship.
I can't get the slam jam out of my head, dammit.
Being a muslim allows me to have as many waifus as i want. Feels good.
>Science has already proven it to be false decades ago.
Surely you can provide me some studies or papers about it, right?
I love how religion is trying this one last desperate tactic to try to make how idiotic religion is something you can't talk about in public or you're a "neckbeard forcing your views on others." It's like, "well we know it's fucking retarded so all we can really do now is try to make it so nobody can talk about it." No. Sorry guys, but I won't let you get away with that shit. If I see something dumb as shit happening, sorry, but I'm going to say something about it. You christians won't get off that way. I'll be here holding your ass accountable, always. Always.
Don't lump me together with those primitive, bomb-for-brains.
Is this nigger serious?
>Science has already proven it to be false decades ago.
>Science has already proven it to be false decades ago
Nah, science didn't prove shit. It's either fanatics who wants to prove God's existence with science (which is nonsense because if God could be proved scientifically, it wouldn't be religion), and atheists who wants to prove God's nonexistence (which is nonsense also because if there was a God, his logic isn't something we can understand and our rules don't apply to him).
Only arrogant retards claim they know the truth about God. We can only doubt, not know.
Oh, in kebab land they sell dolls in regular clothes right? But they put the burqa to the side of it, not on the doll. Pretty funny.
When are you going to start living for yourself?
>Being a muslim allows me to have as many waifus as i want. Feels good.
I recall an upper limit and only if you can afford it.
Anything about evolution, carbon dating. It's all out there yet you conveniently ignore searching in order to enable your lifestyle.
fuck you guys, thats not funny
not everyone in our country is a terrorist
About magic being false? Sure. But he should have said history, which is not kind to any religion, and can't be falsified. (along with anthropology and archeology)
Being an amir is great.
Einstein believed in God.
"God does not play dice with the Universe." - Einstein.
>not everyone in our country is a terrorist
That's the joke.
Shit, you got me here.
can some explain why does muslim seem to have the biggest reaction to everything. Is it mainly the media, my impression of muslim seem to be people that can't take a joke without issuing fatwa
Just looked that up, quite interesting.
Reads like something you could easily use against any muslims trying to convert you.
God may or may not exist, but Islam is false.
do arab countries have internet?
I laugh when I want sandnigger, and if I think it's funny, it's funny so fuck you.
Please go back from the shithole you are from.
My country is shit since you subhuman shit came here and I really hope Europe will wake up soon and put you shiface to death.
Also I'm sure these tolerant people would love to hear you brag about your retarded religion >>/pol/
>Tons of shitty moslems in the area
>Meet one family that is half decent, can even speak more than 5 sentences in english
>Realize the reality of their poor genetics, poor backwards and truly sick culture, shitty countries, and in general awful people
>Also tired of over 90% of rapes in the area being caused by these scum
>Decide to mercifully kill the entire family, save them and try to preserve their dignity from reading about how their people killed/raped/bombed/fucked up something new in the newspapers on nearly a daily basis
>Take a huge black dick, throw it over a tree. Hang all of them with a big black cock noose, but point the head of the cock down their throats
>Kick out the chair from under them, they begin choking. However, the vibrations from their throat as they gasp for air stimulate the cockhead in their mouth and causes the black guy's cock/noose to cum
>They literally choke on even worse subhuman cock and semen fills their lungs and they choke to death
>Shed a tear as I know I sent them to a better place
>Kill the black guy
Best saturday of my life dude
This. Do you think you're smarter than Einstein?
because they just can't help but blow a fuse about everything
You are the one who started ask me anything shit here, blogging about your religion in here.
Seriously fuck off.
I dated carbon in high school.
Took me a while to get this.
And you faggots call me a terrorist.
yea. They're ok with 4chan
>Go back to /po/ you paper folding troll
Radical islam and feminism is the same thing and tumblr sjw love islam. This is more /co/ related.
Yeah, obviously, a fat neckbeard browsing /a/ can determine wheter a religion is or isn't fake without the inch of a doubt. You possess the Truth that millions of scientists / people who study religion could never find.
>know it was made because someone thought it was epic le pwnge
Humanity is just embarrassing.
I can't speak for turks, they don't even know if they're muslims or not
You know, religious people who take their religious scriptures about the history of the world and man literally are bad enough, but wanna-be atheists who take them literally to prove the whole concept of religion wrong are the worst...come back when you understand concepts like metaphors and symbolism.
That's really cool and all but I don't care.
>guys i totally didn't die and i also flew on a magical carpet
>kill people for me
>not realizing carbon is a huge slut
but some ottoman and arab sultans and scholars had piercings on their ear
my mom doesn't believe in god, shes more a transcendentalist.
Look up that girl twitter. She proud that she became a tumblr social justice champion.
Einstein was an autist. The average /a/non is an autist.
What does this prove?
>treat people like animals
>think they won't become animals
You fucked up, not their fault.
Most Turks are liberal, shame about Erdoğan fucking things up.
Just a small warning to anyone coming into this thread: nobody here is actually religious. Nobody in the modern age is THAT stupid.
It's more of you can't say god's name in vain or some sort. Plus, you can't draw prophets for whatever reason. Trying to keep 'em holy, i guess.
This kind of thing just doesn't work. Just use a real model or something, for fucks sake.
How long till the mods delete this thread?
>kill people for me
Yeah, no, that contradicts directly the principles of religion (you wont kill, etc).
>guys i totally didn't die and i also flew on a magical carpet
This argument is invalid. Let's think about it a little. If God exists, he's omnipotent. Magical carpet and ressurection are nothing for him. His messengers might as well be Goku and Vegeta, if he wanted.
>metaphors and symbolism.
thing is why people take as literal and what parts as metaphors.
I mean if you take the whole thing as metaphors and symbolism it might as well as be a story book/ a collection of poems/ philosophy book
Plus there are part that cant be read as metaphors and symbolism. Like stoning X and killing Y
>Calling a ginger pasty
Not totally racist at all.
Speak for yourself, I ain't no monkey.
This thread about false religions amuses the one true god.
>not believing in the true goddess of the internet
But thats a woman.
I know that Vegeta can make soups.
Appeal to authority
Anyway shut up and take your theological discussion to a place where it belongs, not /a/.
Is this even allowed?
I'm a Muslim convert and you guys can ask me anything, although i'm not sure if this board could handle serious questions and answers. Shoot away
she needs to be stoned.
Fundamentalists are actually the one and only respectable religious followers. The thing that gets my trilby tipping is people hijacking religions with their own moral agendas and trying to integrate it with science by selectively ignoring the parts they dislike and are unwilling to believe in.
I hate muslims merely because they're unlikeable, much as I am only far more openly.
Why am I the only one who can see how stupid religion is?
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize science proved that the stars were holes in a blue tarp and the moon was a round disc.
You've got to travel to other countries if that's what you believe. In my country it's illegal to convert out of Islam and you can get jail time. Which is why only my imoutos and onee-sans know that I'm actually an atheist. As I know they won't report me.
Those pushy muslims who keep trying to convert you when you're clearly not interested don't understand how bad they look, especially since Al-Kafirun basically says if they don't care, leave them
The way it is right now, a lot of conservative old beards represent islam. We young folk don't get much say in anything and feel pretty bad about how we're represented.
Having said that, Islam is a religion that doesn't take jokes lightly.
Personally, I believe that if muslims responded with a light response of "that's offensive to us, please don't" rather than "DEATH TO AMERICA/WEST, BURN FLAGS, RAGE" then there'd be an actual platform to discuss our differences.
how does it feel to mutilate your cock for allah?
Some of them have superpowers. That's a good start.
But the whole point of the series is to make her normal instead of relying on her h4xx p0w3rs.
You're not a true Haruhist if you didn't get this.
because the internet is where religion comes to die
I'm a moron. Ask me anything.
If you're a convert then recite the you know what that makes you a muslim.
Is it Animu? No, so fuck off.
Can someone explain to me why SJW and feminists on tumblr white knight islam all the time? Even radical kind. I remember on girl on tumblr started a free one of the boston bomers brothers because he was cute and victim of a white cis male society.
Fuck, that should say "mormon".
I never understood why they really did that shit, but... I had "calamari rings" in a Muslim shithole once... Never again
>story book/ a collection of poems/ philosophy book
Which it is for the most part.
As far as I can see it, books like the Quran and the Bible even more are a mix between philosophical wisdom, advice for living, moral demands, mystical und supernatural stuff, historical or rather mythical stories and concrete law systems.
However I don't know if the Sharia is a part of the Quran or if it originates from Mohammed or someone else.
You did that on purpose, right?
I think Charles Darwin and Isaac Newton also where religious with Carl Sagan being Agnostic.
ever ran into a neckbeard?
I really like his videos on nuclear physics.
Painful. I had a hard time pissing because the second i blow the garden hose, it stings.
Doesn't last long. Only 3 days.
Erdoğan is going to kicked out from the office
his dirty clothes revealed
I didn't think it was that funny, anon. Really, I know that most of your people are pretty nice.
If you ever see fit to have kids, will you have the decency to respect their own agency when it comes to formulating beliefs about the existence, or non-existence of a Deity/deities?
Oh I dunno, this thread seems pretty alright with the question/answer stuff.
This thread would already have been shitposted to death on /v/
Yes. Religion is ok
I think it's because they believe it's supposedly cleaner. Well I had it done to me when I was 10 cause everyone else was doing it in my school and they made fun of those who didn't do it. I still hear people that keep saying it's cleaner and stuff
they're interchangeable you know?
Are you talking about circumcision?
By the way, in case you didn't know Allah is just the Arabic word for the Abrahamic god. Christians in Arabic speaking countries use the word Allah instead of god. All the Abrahamic religions follow more or less the same god.
>I'm self empowered by my knowledge of the universe, I love learning and questioning reality and making decisions for myself rather tha-
FUCKING NECKBEARDED VIRGIN AUTIST LOOOOSER
>keep taking shitty racists comments even my whole life
>keep reading people telling and really meaning that they should kill me and my family and my people
>Oh come on! Why can't you take a fucking joke?
I ain't even mad, it makes me feel sad, but I can get how some people can get mad at this.
where are the mods?
circumcission in islam isnt mandatory but reccomended
Yeah the kalimah shahada
>Why am I the only one
mods = gods
they love this shit
in their heaven, all's right with the board.
If i'm having kids, teaching them to pray for their parents is my top priority. I'll persuade them to stay being a muslim.
Who the fuck am i kidding, i'm on 4chan, for fucks sake.
>More than one waifu
Cancer. Not because you are a Muslim, because you are a pleb
they are just too terrorized to come in here
i wouldn't heat up and blow a fuse about it thought, this plane is soon to crash.
Because, like all women and manginas, they secretly want to be dominated by an authoritarian asshole. But, since they can't publicly lust after a fundamentalist Christian, since that would go against their political views, they go after Muslims instead because they are "oppressed by neocolonialism" or whatever bullshit excuse they make up next.
No lie, this happened because 4chan has been steadily getting more mainstream and we're like the anti-reddit now.
>Circumcize yourself: Lose thousands of nerve endings and one of the most sensitive parts of your dick. You can now go an extra day or week without showering like the lazy dirty prick you are. This makes sense for moslems, as they live in shitholes and never shower, even the 1% who have access to clean water
>Uncircumsized: Keep sensitive parts of your dick, enjoy sex more, all you have to do is wash your fucking cock when you shower, and even when you don't, it doesn't really get that fucking dirty unless you have crusty semen under the lip like some sort of retard
It's not like we can do anything about it though
Imagine being aliens and coming to earth and seeing people performing circumcisions. That has to be one of the most bizarre things religion is responsible for. Like, there's literally no benefit or reason for it besides religious bs.
>, they go after Muslims instead because they are "oppressed by neocolonialism" or whatever bullshit excuse they make up next.
yeah pretty much.
Unless the topic of islam is brought up somehow, I'm going to stay silent about unlike a certain tripfag.
Speaking of which, where is he?
The Sharia is a set of laws derived from Quranic verses, examples set by Muhammad and decisions made by scholars later on.
The issue is that there's several schools of thought that can't really agree on a universal set.
>the only one
No mate, there are plenty of neets that think they have everything figured out even though they haven't achieved anything in their lives.
What do you mean? I've run into many neckbeards in my life. Muslim neckbeards?
So it seems, although i'm not entirely certain of the quality of discussion. /a/ seems chock full of individuals who aren't exactly mentally sound or have a good understand of the social structures and society around them. This guy for example >>101953446
>convert to islam for feminist reasons
That is... that... wh.. what the fuck? No, I can't accept this is real. It beggars belief.
I misread the text in OP image.
But you don't slam, ISLAM
so when is she moving to a real islamic country to get stoned?
>everyone who doesn't believe in god is a fedora wearing neckbeard with no life
wow i wonder who could be behind this post
>still expecting logic from feminists
you say that now, but most of human history was basically people running around using their holy-book as the rule of law.
in all seriousness I see all holy-book the same as other literature written by man
hey it doesnt help if they fall into people prejudice
>enjoy sex more
That's bullshit, though.
Also you can't tear your frenulum anymore. That sounds great because shit hurts.
isn't that good for health when you live in that area? Like sand doesn't stuck inside or something
mods are muslims you faggot
How does Islam feel about lolis?
The only real question you need to answer to know which religion is right for you personally is this: which leader would you rather follow, obama or osama?
I see, so they're not really that mandatory.
Because I don't have anything against Quran or Islam, but thinking of the barbaric punishment commonly associated with Sharia in the west makes me shiver. Even worse since it has good ideas too like the ban on interest.
You find guys like that everywhere. No sense in letting them bother you.
I honestly don't give a fuck of some random faggot on the internet had their dick circumcized or not. You can still fap with it, that's all that matters.
"euphoric" neckbeards that consider themselves better than you.
I think, if I remember correctly, that archeologists are finding out that it was originally one of those bizarre mutilation fads ancient Egypt was infamous for and that the Jews stole it from them. The ancient Jews being an absolute theocracy, the elders had to say that Yahweh demanded that everyone be circumcised, not just recommend it.
Well, if you wear a ghost costume everywhere then nobody can judge you for your physical appearance. The problems only arise with the entire rest of the religion.
they like virgins. there is some underage marriage too.
Okay if you marry her.
3d lolis are legal
Not even once.
Friendly reminder that if enough people report OP, OP will get autobanned.
you mean: Freedom or terrorism?
ok, now my jimmies have been really rustled
not my moe you don't
Why is Arab world near the bottom of every measure of human development? Why is scientific inquiry dead in the islamic world? Why are Saudi-Arabians still executing people for witchcraft?
Why is Islam so shit?
Imagine a harem of lolis. That would be awesome.
Still, i'd stick with my 2D waifus.
Islams aren't allowed to hate anything
Indeed. I actually find as a muslim, it makes it alot easier. My dick is really desensitized because of it, and it cant really tell the difference between stimulation or just my pants chafing against it. Because of this, I cum all the time for no reason but its great because my skin never gets dry in the winter and if I sleep in the right angle at night, I can spray my face like a wacky wet summer water hose and wake up with a thick layer of milky breakfast, as I like to call it.
muslims and jews are the scum of this world
Can I marry 2D loli too? I might consider converting and spreading this loli-friendly religion.
they'd actually raise them to be mature women ripe for sex. they have a focus on that like mormons.
woah! watch out with that edge bro.
They'd probably laugh, they prefer real women and don't like technology. Why do you think osama bin laden moved his family into the desert?
You'll get your 70 loli virgins and you can make them 2D in the afterlife.
No they would stone you for spraying your seed on the ground, it has to go into a 3d loli.
have you niggas ever heard of Taqiyya?
They don't bother me at all, I was just surprised that open discussion could even be possible here when a good portion of /a/ are very egoistic about their beliefs and have closed off minds.
I browse 4chan dude. I've been coming here since 2008
This thread is an example of why I hate Muslims, they don't respect others culture and don't know where to belong.
Coming to /a/ eager to blog and shitpost.
They force there shit on everyone around them while acting like they are cool.
Seriously you are the cancer to this world and yes I am mad, I am mad that you roam the roads of my country and now you are here on the internet on 4chan on /a/ where you are given to hind your shitskin behind anonymity but no, you have to go all out and announce your religion in the most annoying inappropriate way.
Fuck you Muslims, fuck you!
fuck you kike/muslim
Everyone go to sleep now
That's... interesting. I can still feel the difference between those too, so thank Allah.
>Why are Saudi-Arabians still executing people for witchcraft?
warlocks and witches are dangerous idiot.
Normalfags and neo-Luddites in one package? Disgusting.
Because they're too busy fighting for oil, just like Africa is too busing fighting for diamonds and shit
>The hero we need.jpg
>posts literal jew faggot
This. Also, the experience of being circumcised as a newborn is hugely distressing, even with the application of an anesthetic, and is no doubt rooted deeply in your reptilian brain as a very early example of childhood trauma, which if left unprocessed could lead to dysfunctional behaviour later in life.
Its kind of funny considering the vast majority of "euphoric" atheism comes from the feminist co-opted branches.
And yet at the same time, the SJW's and assorted people are the ones who ride the fedora thing into the ground far more than anyone else.
Please leave, dutch nazi
Opinion irrelevant. Enjoy being one of the most bitter and hateful people in Europe
kill yourself you piece of shit
The war on terrorism will end in a titanic battle between God and Allah.
I clicked on this thread wanting to learn about Islam. 200+ posts in, I have been nothing but disappointed
Abrahamic religion is for kikes, anyway. We need a new mythology already.
>Like, there's literally no benefit or reason for it besides religious bs.
Religion is why the written langues was invited and kept alive. Modern math can be trace to beginning of islam. Modern astronomy has religious roots. It was the Catholic that founed a lot of major advancement in arts. Even the big bang theory was created by a Catholic priest,
>Black man of science tweet that caused a shit storm with feminists for some reason and political correctness types
>thinking that Wilders will change anything
doe eens normaal man
the problem isn't muslims, the problem is that everybody is a pushover.
>which if left unprocessed could lead to dysfunctional behaviour later in life.
Keep blaming you shitty life on "childhood trauma" like a good sheep
>Why is Arab world near the bottom of every measure of human development?
War and corruption
>Why is scientific inquiry dead in the islamic world?
Poverty which is caused by war and corruption, the Islamic world was pretty good with science back when they were rich though.
>Why are Saudi-Arabians still executing people for witchcraft?
because Saudi is a shithole ruled by jews that use religion for personal gain.
>Why is Islam so shit?
that's a matter of opinion
you mean satsuhamid sultan?
>populist dutch faggot jew with IQ in the double digits
yeah, like you're not blogging or shitposting
All those dyke feminists hipster betafags attacking neil. The ride will never end.
Muhammad fucked an underage girl if I'm not mistaken, think she was around 10 or 11 at the time
B-but... Allah is just our way of saying god...
You don't learn about islam in a animu & mango board. Shit nigga, what are you doing?
he did marry an older women when 14 years old.
Then the heavens will split apart, a giant fissure will open in the sky; gods will battle in the land of men
I want to see this happen; then in the end shinji jacks off
>I clicked on this thread wanting to learn about Islam.
You can always try to do your own research instead of basing your worldview off blogging faggots in an off topic /pol/ thread.
Think you're better scum
Go back to your beloved >>>/pol/ or wherever shithole you're from and never come back here
Of course, it will be God fighting himself like the narrator and tyler durden in Fight Club.
So God fights himself?
So at first he liked nee-san types, then switched to loli little sisters?
Anyone else think the animation in the Quran is really...weak?
i mean, the mc is never fucking shown, and "Allah" is a tsundere, asshole.
Why do we hate /pol/ again?
>HEY YOU, WATCHA GON DO?
I read that as "Let's learn about SLAM" and was hoping for a Shaq thread
He married a 40 year old women when he was 25
He truly appreciates all kinds of females from MILF to loli, why aren't you yet, anonymous?
>it will be God fighting himself
That's some deep shit, mang
Like plenty of /a/
Also, the manga beats the animation(the plot twist on the "9/11" episode was good though)
>posts kek le kek and madoka
>tells someone to leave
Satsudin and Satsumun Halim can fuck off
I wish playing basketball is mandatory for a muslim.
Honestly I do feel the same way. It's disturbing imagining that I could be reading replies about my favorite keion from some third worlder posting from his clay house who has been indoctrinated from birth in order to convert or slay me. I want to imagine that the guy from the post on 4chan is a comrade who wouldn't harbor secret hatred against me and my way of life.
>Religion is why the written langues was invited and kept alive. Modern math can be trace to beginning of islam. Modern astronomy has religious roots
I think you're confusing correlation with causality. These things would happen anyway, as a natural consequence of evolution. Do you think that recording things in a written form wouldn't happen without the notion of god? Religion just happened to be there as well, another natural consequence of people trying to make sense of a world they don't and could not understand at the time. The fact that people spent a lot of time writing ABOUT religion doesn't mean writing existed BECAUSE of religion.
what do you expect from TheoAni? last time they pushed this kind of stuff on us; we ended up with shit that doesn't even make sense; "I'm virgin and pregnant"... I'm still waiting for doujins of that...
BASKETBALL CLUB-SPEC ALL-STAR GOKU JERSEY "DRIBBLE REGALIA"
More like yandere. If you abandon me, I'll kill you.
>people still believe that 911 was done by muslims
who doesn't hate /pol/
A lot modern atheists on the left. The kind you see on reddit fail understand the concept of atheism. A real atheist wouldn"t get offend if another person is not a atheist. Hell in the UK atheists groups and churches send people to try to convert others atheism and other atheists to convert to their view of atheism. Richard Dakwin has god is dead marches in London. They made a religion out of not having one. Made atheist saints out of people. Preaching a form of atheist dogma. They no different form a religion. http://www.salon.com/2013/09/22/atheism_starts_its_megachurch_is_it_a_religion_now/ different from a religion.
I always though it would have most of those thing would have happen anyway, it just so happen X religious way a big thing that time. Then again most science began with people trying to understand god's creations
Alright, time for a lesson on "Allah"
Allah is derived from the arabic word Ilah, simply meaning god. Al is a prefix used to denote a pronoun, making Al-Ilah, or Allah, which just means "The god".
Middle Eastern Christians and Jews who speak arabic use the name Allah to refer to God as well. It's not a muslim thing, just an arabic thing.
>who has been indoctrinated from birth
But haven't you also been indoctrinated from birth in a certain way?
What are you comments in regard to the section of the Quran saying it's okay to lie to non believers and deceive them? How could we be sure you aren't lying about everything you've said?
you can follow him in the way out
The animation sucks, but at least it's not unrepentant shonenshit like The Old Testament.
>Typical Narutard fans
You're easy to read anon
He married Aisha and consumated the marriage when she was 9
their swords, curved swords!
These aren't atheists
Just a bunch of michael jackson fans paying tribute to him
>being this analdevastated
>These things would happen anyway, as a natural consequence of evolution.
How can you be sure? It didn't happen this way, so you can't. In our reality, it happened because of religion, and you can't deny this fact.
How the fuck do you read Arabic?
I just can't wrap my mind around it
Look who's talking
I don't recall posting nuruto or mentioning it but you're cancerous piece of shit for sure.
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
Its pretty easy. they have an alphabet, its like korean. They combine the letters like korean.
You can't talk about Skyrim anymore, /v/ hates it because they hate fun.
Arabic name for Captain Tsubasa iirc
>who doesn't hate /pol/
/pol/ has many allies and friends with the other boards such as /a/. /pol/ is last strong hold from the normalfags that took over /co/. /pol/ keeps the spirit of 4chan internet hate machine. Those who said 4chan not racist or mean until /pol/ came along should back to /reddit/ or /tumblr/
Yes, with Christianity, but I rejected it because I'm free to do so.
I'm jealous, she looks cute.
Surprisingly, i learned something new about my religion on 4chan of all places.
Are there any good anime with islamic themes?
Off topic but
When I discovered modding skyrim, fun has been quadrupled; seriously, I can't get enough of the immersion mods
>implying we can accurate calculate anything older than the earliest known records of atmospheric carbon measurement without making massive assumptions like "the amount of cosmic ray bombardment was EXACTLY THE SAME FOR MIIIIIIIIIILLIONS OF YEARS"
Bitch please. If you want to fall back on science, it's got to be real science. Purely theoretical guesswork is NOT real science.
How's that search for a missing link going bruh? Oh wait, every single one of them "found" to date was either proven to be a hoax or constructed purely from the imagination of some artist looking at 1 or 2 small pieces of bone (look it up, I shit you not) and saying "aha, this was a neanderhumape!".
Again, if you want to use science in an argument, use REAL science. Pure guess work is as much of a "faith" argument as religion is. You're no better than the people you're trying to disprove with these shitty examples.
you read it from right to left
like manga or some sort I dunno
You're in denial if you think /pol/ isn't full of normalfags and people from reddit
Anyone who actually visited the place and doesn't buy into scapegoating and board stereotyping?
Eh, I can, the written languages were invited for the purpose of business and bookkeeping, later law. Math is the same, depending what you consider modern math? New math?
Astronomy - again, business and trade, necessary for travelling. No god, just profit.
Skyrim's alright but you really do need mods for it to be any fun.
Or at least for it to be as fun as oblivion/morrowind.
Why the fuck do sandniggers expect me to respect them when they live like animals, are violent, and treat women like objects?
I will never understand the logic of liberals bitching at white people for any type of "sexism", "racism" or discrimination but defend these lunatics who are sexist, racist, discriminate against anyone who doesn't believe in their insane religion, and are violent savages.
that manga about the bride.
That you shouldn't be following it, yeah? Thought so.
But it's their CULTURE.
That picture reminds me of my chatroulette trolling days. What ever happen to that site?
They combine the letters together to make words, however not all letters can be combined properly even though they are beside each other in the word. So that's how it can get a bit complicated. I had to study it for a few years when I was a kid though since I haven't used it in over a decade I've forgotten almost all of it.
Also read it from right to left
>not being a violent savage
Beta bitch detected.
time to become a prophet of the lord
"And now you're going to eat the body of Christ. And drink his blood, that he spilled for your sake."
And this never seemed weird to anyone.
Are you from Sweden?
Oooh, said the one who act like board hero telling people to go out of nowhere
/pol/ sure have a shit taste huh
You're being stupid. I'm a Catholic, and the Church recognizes that evolution is probably true, and that human evolved from lesser creatures (though since we still hold the soul was created by God, that negates every other concession in the eyes of many scientists).
And this whole conversation is stupid. No one, fedora or otherwise, is going to convince anyone to change their position. It's all just pointless bickering.
As a woman and a feminist, this disgusts me. Westernized muslims are usually fine, outside a few crazies but Islam as a whole is far more misogynistic than modern Christianity. Sure, if you strip both the their base, you could likely argue Islam is more feminist, but that ignores the modern cultural context. How many christian nations do girls get acid thrown in their face for going to school, how many ban women from driving, how many force women to wear burkas?
It's a fair position if one assumes it was against her will, and not staged as part of the act. I don't watch sports, because if I wanted to see some muscular gay men hugging each other and slapping each other's ass I'd read some BL, but I doubt something like that was spontaneous. But the real problem here is we as a culture are ashamed of the female body.
This is an image from pol? What, did you google "Racist Memes" and find all the dumb shit from reddit and google images and paste it in one image?
I can't stop laughing. Thats fucking retarded
It sure would suck if you like anime but aren't allowed to, right?
You surely wouldn't browse anonymous imageboards, in the hope of finding likeminded people you'll never meet while in constant fear of death, right?
You guys do know this is the purpose of 4chan , being able to talk freely, and engage in conversation with people who have similar interests.
Abu Hurairah narrated that Allah's Messenger said:
>"Allah said: 'Who would be more unjust than the one who tries to create the like of my creatures? Let them create an atom, or let them create a grain, or let them create a barley corn.' "
Also reported by them from Ibn Abbas that I heard Allah's Messenger saying
>"All the picture-makers would be in the fire of Hell. A soul will be breathed in every picture prepared by him and it shall punish him in the Hell."
It is additionally narrated from Ibn Abbas in a Marfu' Hadith:
>"Whoever makes a picture in this world will be charged with putting a soul (life) in it and he will never be able to do it."
Muslim reports from Abu Haiyaj (Al-Asadi) that Ali said to him:
>"Should I not depute you on a mission on which I was sent by Allah's Messenger?: Deface all the pictures which 'you come across and demolish all the high graves to the level of earth."
And Imam Tirmidhi relates that the Prophet said,
>“On the Day of Judgment, part of the hell fire will come forth with two eyes with which to see, two ears with which to hear, and a tongue with which to speak, saying, ‘I have been ordered to deal with three: he who holds there is another god besides Allah, with every arrogant tyrant, and with makers of pictures.”
why do muslims fucking despise april fool's day?
Why are feminists attacking him?
evolution is pretty proven though, it can be broken down into simply "the most apt for survival survives, the less apt will most likely die"; that's just basic logic
Now, if we want to theorize that there was some sort of Intervention... well
WHERE ARE THE ANIME
But are you orthodox, conserved or liberal chatolic?
>As a woman and a feminist
I was more confused at "so, this guy, this other guy, and his son, are the same guy, but they're three different guys"
Anon are you an esper?!
>they live like animals, are violent, and treat women like objects
That's the stereotype you're used to, you need to get another perspective on this
Please take this shit to /pol/
>not shit taste
I'm dying here.
I'm just Catholic. This whole discussion is pointless though.
Not that guy, but it's severely misrepresented.
The concept is pretty simple - if you're at risk of being killed because of your religion, you may lie about it.
Now, personally I've never even been taught this. The first I heard of it was in another Islam thread on /v/ a few months ago. It's certainly not in the Quran, just some belief that does seem to exist.
>How could we be sure you aren't lying about everything you've said?
You don't have to believe me. I'm an anonymous poster on an anime imageboard talking about my religion. At the end of the day, I'm simply a guy with some free time who decided to talk about this with you.
Arabic isn't that difficult to read. Translating it is much harder.
Also it's right to left, which made getting into manga more natural to me.
Normally I would just post anonymously about anime and manga. This is a rare occasion.
Which manga is that?
Aamir is my nigga. I'd slay infidels with him any day.
btw im a grill
reminds me of what happened to /int/ not long ago, that's a fine example of why the old politic of bashing on "btw im a grill" is there in the first place. FWG anyone? if you have been on /int/ you'll know what I mean
Oooh shit, get this guy 10gb of Dawkins videos, stat.
I think the orthodox part still doesn't believe in evolution. But I agree, religious debating is pointless.
Yes please, go right away
Bury your shittier taste with you