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Why do I want to fuck cartoons? What is wrong with me?
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Your dick is turning into a cartoon. I would recommend seeing a doctor as soon as you can since the damage caused by this disease is irrepairable unless caught in its early stages.
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Embrace it anon....
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>>101942098
because you're going to hell. fucking deviant
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Because cartoons are better than real people.
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Why would you want to fuck 2D

You'd get shittones of papercuts on your dick
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>>101943070
Paper is 3D, milimiters thick but still 3D.
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>>101943070
This is the most retarded post in the history of the internet.
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>>101942098

Because cartoons conform to symmetry. Real human beings...not so much.

Symmetry is the closest thing to actual perfection.

If you want to fuck cartoons, you've pretty much gone into the deep end and there's no saving you.

Its like getting a blowjob. The sheer difference your dick FEELS compared to a lack of...you can't not want one again.
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>cartoons

You're not going to trick the weeaboos in here.
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>>101942098
>Purchase 3d hooker
>Put on oculus rift
>Fuck 2d in virtual space while fucking in regular space.
>brain won't understand the difference
>Successfully fuck 2d.
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>>101943299
Why do we love symmetry?
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>>101943427
A lack of syncronization would ruin the trick just fine.
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>>101943560
synchronization*

Whoops.
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>>101942098

Nice boobs and a nice butt are starting to look the same in thumbnail
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>>101943560
Just give it one decade or two at most.
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>>101943427
One day, technology will make real women obsolete.

We can only hope that this day is soon.
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>>101942098
I want to fuck and jizz on those tits so hard.
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>>101942098
because biology
an emphasis on sexual dimorphism & neoteny to portray young yet fertile women on their way to their most fertile age
also, i don't remember lynette being this big
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>>101943433
it's in our genes
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>>101943034
>going to hell for wanting to give cartoons the d
That isn't how it works.
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The Greatest Generation of the Americans painted hot 2d women on their planes, ships, and trucks.

Sexy is sexy.
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>>101943689
You're going to be dead by that time.
Sorry, but you'll never fuck 2D. Just accept it.
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>>101942182

oh, wesbians

why do you always tease me with things I can never, ever have?
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>>101942098

You miss-clicked.

>>>>/b/
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>>101944723
>not wanting to fuck cartoons

Your kind is not welcome here.
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>>101943689
Only by making 3D fake women.
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>>101944784

Yes, yes, very cute.

>>>>/b/
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>>101944855
No.
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Because they are idealizations.
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>>101942098
>>101944870

>>>>/b/
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>>101944469
>>101943560
The oculus glasses just translates the outside word into 2D. Camera on outside, image goes through computer program, turn real world into 2D image, brain cant tell the difference. I could see that working pretty soon honestly.
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>tfw I think I have feelings for an anime character but don't want to have a waifu because I still want kids one day

Can I have a waifu and have kids?
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>>101945149
What about tactile perception?
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Because perfect tits and asses.
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>tfw the closest I ever got to fucking a anime girl was with a onahole and printed out picture.
>tfw I shot a weeks worth of cum on her printed face.
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>>101945470
>What about tactile perception?
What about it? The main difference is the look and sound of anime (I could see headphones that translate sound and voices as well.) I guess if you date a fat woman the skinny anime chick your seeing will not match. so you just get a skinny chick. or the reverse. whatever. you no longer will care about facial features, skin tone, etc, after all.
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>>101946007
Then who the fuck cares? You may as well have a lucid dream about fucking your waifu.
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>>101946097
Well yeah, I wouldn't need it myself, but the whole point is that this >>101943427 is workable and this >>101944469 is not true.
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>>101945149
>what is latency
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>>101946390
>what are technological advances
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Where is that "Woman A, Woman B" picture when I need it??
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Do not be alarmed. This is a normal response.
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>>101946097
Lucid dreams are hard to have



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