Why do I want to fuck cartoons? What is wrong with me?
Your dick is turning into a cartoon. I would recommend seeing a doctor as soon as you can since the damage caused by this disease is irrepairable unless caught in its early stages.
Embrace it anon....
because you're going to hell. fucking deviant
Because cartoons are better than real people.
Why would you want to fuck 2D
You'd get shittones of papercuts on your dick
Paper is 3D, milimiters thick but still 3D.
This is the most retarded post in the history of the internet.
Because cartoons conform to symmetry. Real human beings...not so much.
Symmetry is the closest thing to actual perfection.
If you want to fuck cartoons, you've pretty much gone into the deep end and there's no saving you.
Its like getting a blowjob. The sheer difference your dick FEELS compared to a lack of...you can't not want one again.
You're not going to trick the weeaboos in here.
>Purchase 3d hooker
>Put on oculus rift
>Fuck 2d in virtual space while fucking in regular space.
>brain won't understand the difference
>Successfully fuck 2d.
Why do we love symmetry?
A lack of syncronization would ruin the trick just fine.
Nice boobs and a nice butt are starting to look the same in thumbnail
Just give it one decade or two at most.
One day, technology will make real women obsolete.
We can only hope that this day is soon.
I want to fuck and jizz on those tits so hard.
an emphasis on sexual dimorphism & neoteny to portray young yet fertile women on their way to their most fertile age
also, i don't remember lynette being this big
it's in our genes
>going to hell for wanting to give cartoons the d
That isn't how it works.
The Greatest Generation of the Americans painted hot 2d women on their planes, ships, and trucks.
Sexy is sexy.
You're going to be dead by that time.
Sorry, but you'll never fuck 2D. Just accept it.
why do you always tease me with things I can never, ever have?
>not wanting to fuck cartoons
Your kind is not welcome here.
Only by making 3D fake women.
Yes, yes, very cute.
Because they are idealizations.
The oculus glasses just translates the outside word into 2D. Camera on outside, image goes through computer program, turn real world into 2D image, brain cant tell the difference. I could see that working pretty soon honestly.
>tfw I think I have feelings for an anime character but don't want to have a waifu because I still want kids one day
Can I have a waifu and have kids?
What about tactile perception?
Because perfect tits and asses.
>tfw the closest I ever got to fucking a anime girl was with a onahole and printed out picture.
>tfw I shot a weeks worth of cum on her printed face.
>What about tactile perception?
What about it? The main difference is the look and sound of anime (I could see headphones that translate sound and voices as well.) I guess if you date a fat woman the skinny anime chick your seeing will not match. so you just get a skinny chick. or the reverse. whatever. you no longer will care about facial features, skin tone, etc, after all.
Then who the fuck cares? You may as well have a lucid dream about fucking your waifu.
Well yeah, I wouldn't need it myself, but the whole point is that this >>101943427 is workable and this >>101944469 is not true.
>what is latency
>what are technological advances
Where is that "Woman A, Woman B" picture when I need it??
Do not be alarmed. This is a normal response.
Lucid dreams are hard to have