I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
Nyaruko best lovecraftian horror
I can't believe that faggot didn't fuck her not any of the other girls. If that was me, every single one would be my personal cock slaves.
>my personal cock slaves
Daily reminder fellow /humanity/!
There's a very high chance that they were all fucking with him so when he DOES stick his dick in crazy, it ends up with his dick sliced to pieces among other unsightly things.
Her ahoge annoys me. I want to cut it off and burn it.
I'll fight you.
How was Season II for this?
i liked it
i cant tell if its more goofy then the first season because i only glossed over that one, but i'm enjoying it
I doubt this. Did you miss the part where he discovers there's doujin featuring him? He's supposedly half human half Azathoth so to all the 'aliens' he is basically a sex icon.
Yes and the consequences don't concern me.
i remember the doujin part but when was it revealed that his halfAzathoth?
If I remember right they are talking about Mahiro here.
from some anon
hasta a bro. would play vidya with him and suck his dick
no but you got the suck his dick part right at least
Mahiro tells Nyaruko, "Aight slut, check this out. You, me and Kuuko. Three way. My room. Now."
Nyaruko blushes and thinks. She wants him but she doesn't want to share him.
"Babe. You want my D, we gotta have three."
She finally agrees.
Kuuko, of course, has no problem - she likes Nyaruko and Mahiro is her second favorite.
They fuck like rabbits.
Best. God. Damn. Ending. Ever.
Why does Mahiro have to be such a little bitch faggot?
Do you remember what episode that was?
I would point out that she has no concept of biology, but then she's an alien and a fucking eldritch abomination at that, so its probably possible with her.
Only anime could make me want to fuck Cthulu.
cthulu does show up right?
I'd bear her children.
But what about Hastur? Sure he has a dick and is gay as fuck, but leaving the king in yellow out of this will probably have repercussions. He'd get back at you by showing you all kinds of horrible shit.
Then you're actually fucking one of the most evil lovecraftian horrors and a sentient star in a threesome. If they cum hard enough to lose control of their forms you're not going to be sane or alive for very long.
I meant the green haired chick. Technically she's not the guy himself, but she's one of his children. I know Cthuga is entirely different.
>Implying I have much sanity left to lose
Worth it anyways.
I want season 3 so bad.
I want more sci fi references
I want to see more Nyarlko trying to rape Mahiro
I want to see more Cthuga trying to rape them both and her pathetic *sniffle* they they shoot her down for it
I want to see more Hastur being the most adorable gay in the universe
An actual plot might not go amiss this time, either.
Anyway, favorite episode? Mine was the beach one in S1. Mahiro finally getting it into Nyarlko's head that he didn't want her and that adorable broken look on her face after.
Why can't she be both?
i forgot about her.
I'd rather Kuuko's Cthukos
I understand Lovecraft's ideas at the time were out there but all of his shit was boring.
He was not a good writer even for his time, and none of the writers who have based anything off his work have produced anything even unnerving. Cults aren't scary, cut-dry monsters aren't scary, Cthulu somehow made deep-oceans not scary. I get that at that time people may have thought it to be at least creepy, but they also thought the idea of a regular ghost who wasn't out to harm anyone or be frightening was the scariest thing to ever exist.
You know what was legitimately more horrifying than anything in the entire CoC mythos? The Thing from John Carpenter's movie.
So yes I would, because a mass of tentacles is something I can easily comprehend. Dogs walking on two-feet would only make an idiot or the most unstable person insane.
There isn't a single character in Nyaruko I wouldn't in some form.
But none of them are like that.
All characters in Nyaruko are just everyday uchuujin. All of Lovecraft's characters are only from his wild imaginations and take artistic license. Numerous Nyaruko characters have no real reason to play around with a human other than Nyaruko herself if they were viewed by Lovecraft's definitions, yet they all interact with him normally.
in lovecrafts works why is nyal actively trying to fuck with humanity?
Yes, because there's something wrong with that faggot MC for not even touching that.
Do you like Frenchmen?