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/a/ my loli is all sweaty and stinky and gross what do i do?
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Well, first you draw up a bath. Very warm. Not hot, but warm enough that there's steam. Bubbles too, lolis like bubbles. Kind that smell good, not just dish soap bubbles. That's not good for their skin. Then you leave and let them get in the tub, it's kind of embarrassing for them to strip in front of people. Make sure you knock before heading back in. Then once they're in the tub you find the rubber ducks and play with them and the bubbles a little bit before shampooing. Make sure to be firm but gentle, loli hair is very delicate and needs to be handled with care. Have them sit on the side of the tub too so you can wash their back (it'll be all soapy). This point they will be slightly vulnerable, so it's your best chance to tickle their sides. This will create a moon of comfort and help the loli to trust you. Then wash the hair before applying conditioner. While the conditioner is setting in, play with rubber ducks and soap some more. Don't forget to unleash the kraken too. f you don't have a kraken the loli will be sad. Krakens are key to maintaining a strong relationship with the loli. Then after washing out the conditioner, you wash the rest of the suds off. Be careful to keep eyes at eye level if there's a mirror around, because the loli will notice you stealing glances at her butt. Should she see you looking at her butt, you had best play it off in a way that will make her laugh or by playfully teasing her so that she doesn't feel embarrassed. Having released the kraken, your relationship should be at a relatively good level with the loli that will allow you to tease her in a way that she feels comfortable. Finally, drying off your loli. Have her dry herself off with a large towel and dry of her hair for her, again making playful remarks such as asking where she went by having her face obscured by the towel.

This is how you wash a loli.
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Get rid of that 3DPD
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Are you Nobue?
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Sniff her all over because stinky loli is best.
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>>101935355
When a loli is involved the answer is always rape.
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>>101936456
NO. They deserve tender love and cuddles.
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mods plz

>>>/e/
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>>101936631
There's nothing /e/ about this post. Just an attempt at humor/mild eroticism that may not please everyone.
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>>101936721
>Ecchi is an often used slang term in the Japanese language for erotic fantasy and sexual innuendoes

Where's the anime discussion in this post?
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>>101936571
They deserve to learn that as females it is their solemn duty to accept dicks.
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>>101935355
Obviously you have a defective loli. REAL lolis never smell or get dirty in any way.
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>>101936797
The part where we discuss which anime has the stinkiest lolis.
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Great anime thread, I thought /v/ was worse.
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>>101936865
I'll be waiting for that to happen
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>>101936906
There's farting in strawberry marshmallow
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>>101936849
Yes they do.

>>101936865
Ro-Kyu-Bu. Sniffing a Ro-Kyu-Bu's spats can be EXTREMELY dangerous. Most able-bodied males may actually vomit simply by being in proximity of that unwashed spandex. Combined with the natural scent of the lolis, it produces a truly terrible odor sure to make passerby shudder and choke. The "the former coach is a lolicon" is actually a cover-up because they needed someone to fulfill this potentially deadly position of loli-coach.

For the record, Tomoka smells the worst.
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What she calls stink, I call overflow
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>>101935355
Lick her clean, obviously.
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>>101936991
When? I remember there's farting in Mitsudomoe though. Except Mitsuba. She never farts.
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>>101935355
check for dick
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Lolis don't fart, though.
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cum bath
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>>101937230
No, I'd let her take a real bath.
With me
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>>101937137
Episode 11, roughly 17 minutes in.
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Smellfags are the new /a/
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I never smelt directly actual stink, but from inderect touch I can tell you all virgins that it aint that sweat
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>>101938001
At least the foot fags seem to have left for the moment. Those guys are really annoying.
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>>101937106
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see this, what do?
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>>101939415
Hug and sniff.
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>>101939415
Where's the sweat?
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>>101939532
cheek
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>>101939415
Lick her sweat.
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tears>sweat

Body excretion without the funk.
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>>101939789
>without the funk

But where's the fun in that?
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>>101939789
I like to refer to it as "musk".
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muh dick
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>>101935355
Lolis aren't your pet. They're human beans.
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>>101940018
>human beans

Are you cheating on Lisa with a harem of lolis?
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>>101940018
>human beans
Every time.
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>>101940018
> not wanting loli pets
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>>101942008
I dont think my cats would take kindly to them.
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>>101939789
>funk

Please use better descriptions. We are not black gangbangers.
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>>101942120
Don't worry, cats love lolis.
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>>101935355
Wash her.
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What's so special about lolis?
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>>101942592
The fist time I saw this picture I didn't notice the hamper and the laundry detergent and thought someone stuck a cat-eared loli in a rice cooker.
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>>101942854
They are the ultimate in cuteness and the ultimate in sexiness. They are true miracles of the universe.
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>>101942862
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>>101943112
>sexiness

Wait WHAT
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>>101943218
What about it?
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>>101943262
It's a kid
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>>101943331
Oh boy here we go.
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>>101935355
Tell her to take a bath. Then you take her panties smell them and masturbate.
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>>101943331
yes
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>>101943218
Lolis are sexy, Have you not realised that yet?
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>>101943331
Indeed. A sexy kid, I might add.
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>>101943331
A sexy kid.
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>>101939415
Sniff her pits and tell her to give me her jacket.
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>>101943331
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>>101943471
>A sexy kid, I might add.
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>>101940018
>beans
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>>101943501
Why is Wolverine so mad
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>>101943218
Yeah sexy, anon.
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>>101943331
That doesn't make them any less sexy?
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>>101943218
There is no getting through to pedos. Just walk away.
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>>101943471
>>101943477
Stupid sexy kids.
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>>101943584
It's not easy being Wolverine.
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>>101943695
Almost like I'm wearing nothing at all!
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>>101943695
>condoms

im confus
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>>101943857
Nothing at all!
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>>101943906
Nothing at all!
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>>101943695
I don't want to violate Kate. I want Kate to violate me. I want her to step on my junk and tell me off.
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>>101943857
Get out of my inner dialog voice, ned flanders!
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>>101943218
Enjoying your first day on the internet?
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>>101943695
I dont like it. I never asked for this. I tried.
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>>101943976
>violate
Such a terrible term.
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>>101935554
Is the kraken a codeword for something?
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>>101943976
That voice of her does not help.
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>>101943218
>>101943331
This is only the surface. It only gets worse from here, anon.

If you don't like what you see please leave.
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>>101944045
Its fine if she is violating me.

>>101944089
I couldn't agree with you more.
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>>101943992
NOTHING AT ALL
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>>101935554

I saw this scenario play out in my mind's eye. It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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>>101944298
hobbit a best
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If you feed a loli a bean burrito, what happens?
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>>101944088
http://knowyourmeme com
memes/release-the-kraken

God damn it, anon. Its a joke. You forced me to link that.

Fuck. Stop being so dense.
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>>101944408
She eats it, probably.
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>>101944411
Great concept, terrible art.

4/10.
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>>101944408
loligas
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>>101944578
How about a Dubles?
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>>101944408
She'll eat it, I guess? Lolis love food.
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>>101944701
Please, no sexualize.
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>>101944715
Well they are growing.

Just like the tension in my underpants.
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>>101944772
Are you going to feed her that as well?
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>>101944767
Its okay that is all I got for Dubles.
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>>101944472
>>101944715
I mean after it's in her tummy
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>>101944900
Disk is a miracle of the un iverse.
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>>101945032
She'll digest it. What do you think is going to happen?
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>>101939532
her armpits
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>>101943695
>more than one shadow
also whats the point of the condoms?
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>>101945603
Its the cunt that organized a anti-smoker raid. I am sure she would be all up on "safe sex" and such practices.
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>>101945668
>Being a filthy smoker
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>>101945668
That'll change once she experiences the pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>thread randomly dies
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>>101946319
Lolis never die.
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>>101946467
Except when they are killed.
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>>101943218
Fucking collapse of the anime industry...constant newfag summer
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>>101946500
Even when they are killed, lolis aren't dead.
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>>101947094
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>>101947274
Why do you want to kill a loli so badly?
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Why are children so sexy?
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>>101947842
Chemical imbalance?
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>>101947842
Correction: why are 2D children so sexy?
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>>101948107
I know what I said.
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>>101948655
Wait what did you do to Mimi?
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>>101948655
We need more girls like Rin. Why aren't there more lolis out there seducing onii-chans?
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>>101948917
Nothing?
>>101949024
That we do. Other than Citose get chu! are there any other series with lolis that try to seduce onii-chans?
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>>101949076
Kure-nai (the manga)
Shinshi na Meets Girl
Spas-Pa

I can't remember any more right now...
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>>101949247
Thanks anon I'll check them out.

Here's Kuro to complete the set.
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>>101948655
>>101949076
>>101949380
This didn't work as well as I hoped.
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Ah, I want to kiss a loli so bad I could die.
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>>101944701
I want to protect Doublas from all enemy.
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>>101949547
I want to cuddle Chii-chan, but not so fiercely that it puts my life in jeopardy.
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>>101939415

>naked pits

what a slut
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>>101949956
I want to pee in Miu's butt so bad, but not if it puts her life in jeopardy.
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>>101950061
wat
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>>101950136
An anon told me it could be dangerous to pee in her butt.
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>>101950174

Make sure she empties herself before you pee in there, else, she might explode.
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>>101943218
>>101943331
Such perfection can only exist in the glorious second dimensional realm.

Know I have not now nor will I ever any remote desire for your braindead screaming 3D filth.
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>>101950248
Oh my. I'll take every precaution
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Short loli deserve only love and affection preferably through lapsitting and cuddling.

Tall loli with slender legs need to be passionately dicked to relieve their reluctant premature sexual drive without delay.
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>>101950362
> discriminating between lolis
You are the worst onii-chan.
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>>101950392
I will only do lewd things with pubescent lolis. Remember, puberty is nature's way of saying "give her the D"
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Lolis are meant to be protected not sexed
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>>101950594
You can protect them while sex them. It's called love, maybe you've heard of it?
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>>101950653
>vampire
>love
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>>101950594
Protected from what? Love? Living their lives? If a loli wants sex, why not give it to her?
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>>101950681
Shows what you know.
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>>101950693
Rin asks all the important questions ;_;7

god I cried to the last chapter...
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>>101950594
Lolis are meant to be loved. Protection and sex and toothbrushing and many other things may be part of that love, but the most important thing is the love itself.
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>>101935355
Give her a hot and cold bath
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>>101951063
This anon knows what love truly is
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>>101951185
I'd rather give her a golden shower.
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>>101951212
I didn't know what love was before I discovered lolis.
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>>101951383
Me too, brother. lolis have shown me how pure love can be
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>>101951383
>>101951758
Am I a bad person if I love my waifu more than I love lolis?
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>>101952146
You're waifu should be a loli, Anon.
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>>101952196
She can't help it if she's tall and cool, she would rather be a cute loli instead.
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>>101951006
>cried to the last chapter

Now I'm having second thought about this.
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>>101952245
You better read it if you know what's good for you.
If you love lolis, you will not regret it.
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>>101950693
Silly child, they can as long as they don't exist in a worthless dimension.
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>>101952245
With KnJ, you come for the lolis, and you stay for the heartwarming plot and proper character development. if the normalfags would get past the >pedomanga and actually read it, they would find how wonderful the story is.
in summary, you owe it to yourself as an /a/non to fully enjoy KnJ to the end. You simply cant get better manga
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Is vidya loli fine too?
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>>101952470
Alright, anon.
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>>101952894
Hang in there, friend. you will not be disappointed
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>>101952850
as long as you promise to love and cherish her, any 2D loli is fine
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>>101953011
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>101952470
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You creeps, lolis should love each other, you just have to observe and protect them from the shadows
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>>101953011
Oh fuck, I just noticed dat heterochromia. My heart!
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lolidom is best fetish
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>>101953256
I know right. what the fuck is it about heterochromia that is so goddamn cute. it doesn't make sense to me, but I love it all the same

>>101953268
This anon knows correct things
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>>101953268
I like lolidom because it's conceptually impossible to the loli to dislike what's happening, she's the one doing it all after all.
Other than that, I prefer deredere before lolidom.
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I want to rape loli
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>>101954005



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