/a/ my loli is all sweaty and stinky and gross what do i do?
Well, first you draw up a bath. Very warm. Not hot, but warm enough that there's steam. Bubbles too, lolis like bubbles. Kind that smell good, not just dish soap bubbles. That's not good for their skin. Then you leave and let them get in the tub, it's kind of embarrassing for them to strip in front of people. Make sure you knock before heading back in. Then once they're in the tub you find the rubber ducks and play with them and the bubbles a little bit before shampooing. Make sure to be firm but gentle, loli hair is very delicate and needs to be handled with care. Have them sit on the side of the tub too so you can wash their back (it'll be all soapy). This point they will be slightly vulnerable, so it's your best chance to tickle their sides. This will create a moon of comfort and help the loli to trust you. Then wash the hair before applying conditioner. While the conditioner is setting in, play with rubber ducks and soap some more. Don't forget to unleash the kraken too. f you don't have a kraken the loli will be sad. Krakens are key to maintaining a strong relationship with the loli. Then after washing out the conditioner, you wash the rest of the suds off. Be careful to keep eyes at eye level if there's a mirror around, because the loli will notice you stealing glances at her butt. Should she see you looking at her butt, you had best play it off in a way that will make her laugh or by playfully teasing her so that she doesn't feel embarrassed. Having released the kraken, your relationship should be at a relatively good level with the loli that will allow you to tease her in a way that she feels comfortable. Finally, drying off your loli. Have her dry herself off with a large towel and dry of her hair for her, again making playful remarks such as asking where she went by having her face obscured by the towel.
This is how you wash a loli.
Get rid of that 3DPD
Are you Nobue?
Sniff her all over because stinky loli is best.
When a loli is involved the answer is always rape.
NO. They deserve tender love and cuddles.
There's nothing /e/ about this post. Just an attempt at humor/mild eroticism that may not please everyone.
>Ecchi is an often used slang term in the Japanese language for erotic fantasy and sexual innuendoes
Where's the anime discussion in this post?
They deserve to learn that as females it is their solemn duty to accept dicks.
Obviously you have a defective loli. REAL lolis never smell or get dirty in any way.
The part where we discuss which anime has the stinkiest lolis.
Great anime thread, I thought /v/ was worse.
I'll be waiting for that to happen
There's farting in strawberry marshmallow
Yes they do.
Ro-Kyu-Bu. Sniffing a Ro-Kyu-Bu's spats can be EXTREMELY dangerous. Most able-bodied males may actually vomit simply by being in proximity of that unwashed spandex. Combined with the natural scent of the lolis, it produces a truly terrible odor sure to make passerby shudder and choke. The "the former coach is a lolicon" is actually a cover-up because they needed someone to fulfill this potentially deadly position of loli-coach.
For the record, Tomoka smells the worst.
What she calls stink, I call overflow
Lick her clean, obviously.
When? I remember there's farting in Mitsudomoe though. Except Mitsuba. She never farts.
check for dick
Lolis don't fart, though.
No, I'd let her take a real bath.
Episode 11, roughly 17 minutes in.
Smellfags are the new /a/
I never smelt directly actual stink, but from inderect touch I can tell you all virgins that it aint that sweat
At least the foot fags seem to have left for the moment. Those guys are really annoying.
see this, what do?
Hug and sniff.
Where's the sweat?
Lick her sweat.
Body excretion without the funk.
>without the funk
But where's the fun in that?
I like to refer to it as "musk".
Lolis aren't your pet. They're human beans.
Are you cheating on Lisa with a harem of lolis?
> not wanting loli pets
I dont think my cats would take kindly to them.
Please use better descriptions. We are not black gangbangers.
Don't worry, cats love lolis.
What's so special about lolis?
The fist time I saw this picture I didn't notice the hamper and the laundry detergent and thought someone stuck a cat-eared loli in a rice cooker.
They are the ultimate in cuteness and the ultimate in sexiness. They are true miracles of the universe.
What about it?
It's a kid
Oh boy here we go.
Tell her to take a bath. Then you take her panties smell them and masturbate.
Lolis are sexy, Have you not realised that yet?
Indeed. A sexy kid, I might add.
A sexy kid.
Sniff her pits and tell her to give me her jacket.
>A sexy kid, I might add.
Why is Wolverine so mad
Yeah sexy, anon.
That doesn't make them any less sexy?
There is no getting through to pedos. Just walk away.
Stupid sexy kids.
It's not easy being Wolverine.
Almost like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
I don't want to violate Kate. I want Kate to violate me. I want her to step on my junk and tell me off.
Get out of my inner dialog voice, ned flanders!
Enjoying your first day on the internet?
I dont like it. I never asked for this. I tried.
Such a terrible term.
Is the kraken a codeword for something?
That voice of her does not help.
This is only the surface. It only gets worse from here, anon.
If you don't like what you see please leave.
Its fine if she is violating me.
I couldn't agree with you more.
NOTHING AT ALL
I saw this scenario play out in my mind's eye. It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
hobbit a best
If you feed a loli a bean burrito, what happens?
God damn it, anon. Its a joke. You forced me to link that.
Fuck. Stop being so dense.
She eats it, probably.
Great concept, terrible art.
How about a Dubles?
She'll eat it, I guess? Lolis love food.
Please, no sexualize.
Well they are growing.
Just like the tension in my underpants.
Are you going to feed her that as well?
Its okay that is all I got for Dubles.
I mean after it's in her tummy
Disk is a miracle of the un iverse.
She'll digest it. What do you think is going to happen?
>more than one shadow
also whats the point of the condoms?
Its the cunt that organized a anti-smoker raid. I am sure she would be all up on "safe sex" and such practices.
>Being a filthy smoker
That'll change once she experiences the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>thread randomly dies
Lolis never die.
Except when they are killed.
Fucking collapse of the anime industry...constant newfag summer
Even when they are killed, lolis aren't dead.
Why do you want to kill a loli so badly?
Why are children so sexy?
Correction: why are 2D children so sexy?
I know what I said.
Wait what did you do to Mimi?
We need more girls like Rin. Why aren't there more lolis out there seducing onii-chans?
That we do. Other than Citose get chu! are there any other series with lolis that try to seduce onii-chans?
Kure-nai (the manga)
Shinshi na Meets Girl
I can't remember any more right now...
Thanks anon I'll check them out.
Here's Kuro to complete the set.
This didn't work as well as I hoped.
Ah, I want to kiss a loli so bad I could die.
I want to protect Doublas from all enemy.
I want to cuddle Chii-chan, but not so fiercely that it puts my life in jeopardy.
what a slut
I want to pee in Miu's butt so bad, but not if it puts her life in jeopardy.
An anon told me it could be dangerous to pee in her butt.
Make sure she empties herself before you pee in there, else, she might explode.
Such perfection can only exist in the glorious second dimensional realm.
Know I have not now nor will I ever any remote desire for your braindead screaming 3D filth.
Oh my. I'll take every precaution
Short loli deserve only love and affection preferably through lapsitting and cuddling.
Tall loli with slender legs need to be passionately dicked to relieve their reluctant premature sexual drive without delay.
> discriminating between lolis
You are the worst onii-chan.
I will only do lewd things with pubescent lolis. Remember, puberty is nature's way of saying "give her the D"
Lolis are meant to be protected not sexed
You can protect them while sex them. It's called love, maybe you've heard of it?
Protected from what? Love? Living their lives? If a loli wants sex, why not give it to her?
Shows what you know.
Rin asks all the important questions ;_;7
god I cried to the last chapter...
Lolis are meant to be loved. Protection and sex and toothbrushing and many other things may be part of that love, but the most important thing is the love itself.
Give her a hot and cold bath
This anon knows what love truly is
I'd rather give her a golden shower.
I didn't know what love was before I discovered lolis.
Me too, brother. lolis have shown me how pure love can be
Am I a bad person if I love my waifu more than I love lolis?
You're waifu should be a loli, Anon.
She can't help it if she's tall and cool, she would rather be a cute loli instead.
>cried to the last chapter
Now I'm having second thought about this.
You better read it if you know what's good for you.
If you love lolis, you will not regret it.
Silly child, they can as long as they don't exist in a worthless dimension.
With KnJ, you come for the lolis, and you stay for the heartwarming plot and proper character development. if the normalfags would get past the >pedomanga and actually read it, they would find how wonderful the story is.
in summary, you owe it to yourself as an /a/non to fully enjoy KnJ to the end. You simply cant get better manga
Is vidya loli fine too?
Hang in there, friend. you will not be disappointed
as long as you promise to love and cherish her, any 2D loli is fine
I wouldn't have it any other way.
You creeps, lolis should love each other, you just have to observe and protect them from the shadows
Oh fuck, I just noticed dat heterochromia. My heart!
lolidom is best fetish
I know right. what the fuck is it about heterochromia that is so goddamn cute. it doesn't make sense to me, but I love it all the same
This anon knows correct things
I like lolidom because it's conceptually impossible to the loli to dislike what's happening, she's the one doing it all after all.
Other than that, I prefer deredere before lolidom.
I want to rape loli