You really think some shitty fucking chocolates are enough for your waifu? You really think she's that materialistic?
Don't be a lazy asshole. Be a real man and write your waifu a poem. If you can't take the time to do that one thing that one god damn time of the year dedicated to the prosperity of your relationship - then why the fuck are you even in it to begin with?
Do you have a waifu just to fucking fit in with your faggot "friends" on some shitty anonymous imageboard?
Do you actually even like your waifu, or is she just some cute icon representing part of your pathetic identity?
Valentine's Day is on Friday. I'll have a thread up then for waifu poems. I'll be saving some of the good poems (if there are any) for next year.
Get lost op. At least be original.
>Be a real man and write your waifu a poem.
And feed her mashed potatoes too right?
I already did this yesterday.
Let me show you mai waifu,
She's a bit odd, and a little crazy
And her morals are sometimes hazy,
But she's still the love of my laifu.
And even if she's violent, or perverted at times,
I can't not love my lovely Haruko
No matter if the girl is totally loco,
Because her eyes outshine the sunshine--
Her blistering heat ensnares my heart like a vine,
I would fall to my knees for the Goddess of my shrine,
And for her sweet smile I'd perform any crime--
Do any time and pour out rhyme after rhyme;
I would shackle myself the bow of the Titanic;
I would cut off my legs and not show panic;
Not even a little, and I don't care they think I'm manic,
Because my love for this girl is more than transatlantic--
I would slave myself to walk off the Earth unto Pluto,
And save myself from the analysis of any of of it's, pseudo--
intellectual psychiatric hacks and their mental judo,
Just for the chance to hold my sweet, sweet Haruko.
i love these kind of things
Goddamn it, I read all that with the song playing in my head and with their voices.
Waifu can't fuck me
3D girls are unwilling
Wintertime a shit
Not bad, only three double facepalms
Fuck, post more.
the whole thing
Here's a poem for Nagisa:
Roses are red
Dangos are not
If you freaking die
I shall cry alot
Out of five, I presume?
I'm already on it, but just because others aren't serious about their waifus, you don't have to get so defensive or insecure about it.
>toaster in my mouth
that's all I have
just look up the thread in the archive
WERE STANDING ON THE ROOFTOP
MY HANDS ARE REALLY COLD
WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
IN THE HOSP-I-TAL
LETS JUST GET THIS OVER WITH
HERE YUKI TAKE MY COAT
"OH GREAT NOW ITS SNOWING"
FOLLOWED BY TRANSLATORS NOTE
Doing it as a haiku because why the fuck not.
Blood, Blood Everywhere
But yet I still love her alot
Please dominate me
yeah it's already been saved buddy. I'll post all the highlights on Valentines day
I wrote these.
roses are red
violets are blue
my sweaty penis
longs to fuck you
I WENT DOWN TO THE CLUBROOM
ONE SUNNY AFTERNOON
A TIMID GIRL WAS ALL ALONE
READING PAO-PU TZU
I PINNED HER TO THE CHALKBOARD
UNDRESSED, AND GROPED HER RACK
THEN TOOK OFF THE USED CONDOM
AND SAID "YOU CAN HAVE THIS BACK"
Dragons are red
Your hair is blue
I want to make
Babies with you
>OP thinks I'm not being serious and that by writing a haiku, I don't love her enough.
Don't bother, this thread is pathetic. You don't need anyone aprobation, especially on 4chan. Don,t let OP' s inferiority complex fuck you up.
I DIDNT MEAN TO BULLY
I THINK YOURE REALLY GREAT
YOU SAVED KYON FROM THAT CRAZY BITCH
AND TRIED TO CHANGE WORLD FATE
YOU LIVED A THOUSAND YEARS
CATCHING BUGS AND GOING SWIMMING
JUST LIKE EVANGELION
THE REI CLONE IS STILL WINNING
I'M IN THIS THREAD ALONE
DOING MY HOEDOWN
NO ONE IS RESPONDING
NO ONE IS AROUND
ILL TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY
AND THEN I HAVE TO QUIT
I HATE YOUR FAVORITE ANIME
AND YOUR WAIFU IS A SHIT
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT,
WHO EVEN CARES, SHE DON'T FIT.
I OCCUPY THIS THREAD AND I DOMINATE TOO
1V1 FAGGOT LET'S DO SOME KUNG-FU.
that's not even hoedown