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Found this

Wat do ?
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blowjob on a keychain
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insert to anus
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Wait for an eclipse.
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You have:

Jojo´s Stone Mask
Berserk´s Behelit
A page of a Death Note
A QB waiting for your wish
1 Meesecks (not /co/ related, but whatever)

Your task: Use them all to your best profit, try to not get fucked (or the less possible). Extra points if you crash the system.
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>>101926827
If I have a behelit, surely I've been ordained by fate for some purpose? Why would I ave to work for anything?
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>>101926827
Let´s ante up this motherfucker
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>>101927142
>the one ring
Enjoy being mindfucked/invisible
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>Tfw you have no one to sacrifice
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>>101926170
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>>101926827
>mr meesecks could you use all these to improve my life?

>OOOOOOOH BOY I CAN TRY I'M MISTER MEESECKS!

problem solved
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>>101927494
You owe me another soda, fucker! Because you posted that retarded ass design, I laughed and spilled it everywhere!
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>>101927142
1) Ask Mr Meesecks to ask QB for a wish ("I wish Anon had control over the One Ring"). Put the One Ring on.

2)Mr Meesecks is now a magical girl and it´s unable to dissapear because he´s bounded by QB´s contract.

3)Meesecks despairs because he can´t die, activates Behelit/breaks his soul gem and transforms into an Apostle/Witch.

4)Promise Mr Meesecks to kill him with the Death Note if he puts on the stone mask

5)Meseecks dies, is swallowed by Hell (Apostle), it´s brought to life by the mask (vampire), despairs again and brings more Entropy Energy (Witch). Rinse and repeat.

6) Ask QB for extra Shekels.
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>>101926170
Defeat the jews and become ruler of humankind in their stead.
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>>101927539
>YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE AND RELAX
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>>101927418
That's what you use QBs wish for.
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Don't open it
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>>101927819

this might be good
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>>101926827
>>101927142

I'm pretty sure a good lawyer could find a way to exploit all of these together and never suffer any consequences.
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>>101932435
Nah.
The Behelit pretty much fucks all that since it's fate based.
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>>101932839

Once again, I'm pretty sure lawyers can fuck anything.
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>>101926170
Absolutely nothing, when the time comes it will find it's way to it's owner because...

that is how it is...
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>>101926170
Thats easy.
Make as many close friends as you can, and make sure you love them all to death. More than anything else.
Then you sacrifice them all, making the sacrifice really fucking powerfull and become the right God Hand, since the left allrady has 5 fingers filled.
And you will become The Idea of Evil's right hand while the original God Hand are your generals.
Then rape Caska infront of Guts again.
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>>101934966
Why rape her when she is already a potato.

I would rape everyone else in Guts little RPG party. Double for Ishidro because I hate that faggot the most.
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>>101935091
>Why rape her when she is already a potato.
That just seems to be what you do in Berserk universe. Everyone rapes Caska.
She's like a behelith for rape.



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