Tell him to go eat shit Johnny
Nice KLK ripoff
Is Dio autistic?
I think he's pretending to be an obnoxious KLK fan in order to make the fanbase seem unsavory.
Not that they need any help with that.
>Reading up on JoJolion
>Josuke is a gap-toothed motherfucker with double irises and four balls
The fuck Araki.
What if stands are simply cells that multiple at such a quick rate they can make it so they can punch really fast by constantly making the same fist over and over again
Because a bipolar schizoid wasn't enough.
>Josuke has diastema between his upper incisors, a star-shaped birthmark on his left shoulder, and four testicles. He has two sets of irises and two tongues, joined as one, differing in texture and hue/shade; the left halves lighter.
I don't know why this is more confusing to me than anything else in this series.
Well I like watching both shows and nothing is going to stop me otherwise.
Hey op are you the same guy I was talking shit to the other day? The guy who posted the crappy screenshot? I see you're doing better for yourself these days.
>A crippled cowboy and his executioner friend go on a quest to find the body parts of Jesus Christ in a race across America while fighting dinosaurs with their finger nails and balls, while trying to keep the parts out of the hands of the president of the United States of America who can travel dimensions via the American flag.
>With lesbian facesitting
OP here. and no i'm not. sorry to disappoint you
Its called bizarre for a reason
I'm currently about halfway through Stardust Crusaders.
I made the right choice in reading this series.
glad you like SC. its only gets better from their. mostly because its the most boring part aside from the final battles
So far I like it but the more monster of the week style is pretty boring compared to Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency. But the stand abilities and all that kinda make up for it. Just reached Steely Dan right now.
than there should be a Parasite Eve sequel staring DIO as the main villain
Just finished Stone Ocean and I'm starting Steel Ball Run
Time to see if it is a great as everyone says it is.
So far my opinion is: 4 > 2 = 6 > 3 > 5
Jonathan > Josuke > Jotaro > Jolyne = Giorno > Jonathan
Kira > DIO > Pucci > Diavalo > Cars > Dio Brando
Also Killer Queen is the best stand
>Jonathan > Josuke > Jotaro > Jolyne = Giorno > Jonathan
You've got issues with Jonathan.
Oops, put part 1 at the end there.
He means this guy
KLK invented grills, didn't you know
Fuck man, tonight is not a good night.
Joseph goes up front.
ohhhhh. yeah i guess i can see how a retard would see it that way
>Fuck man, tonight is not a good night.
Part six will do that to you.
Stop being mean to Jonathan.
Hating part 5
Not loving Diavolo
Not loving It just works
Not liking Diorno
Eventually you will love them all.
Women have no place in Jojo's.
Does F.F count?
Parts: 7 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 5 > 3 > 1 [There all great but 1 is just the least great]
Jojos: Joesph > Jousuke > Johnny > Jolyne > Jonathan > Jotaro = Giorno
He can't hate Part 5, because that would mean he hates Part 1 as well.
But Jojo mothers are the greatest. And the gender benders.
up until part 6 yeah.
The reader should still bask in the glory of the male physique and beauty.
I just finished Stone Ocean too
Am I a pussy for crying here? (Stone Ocean spoilers)
Is there any way to get this piece of art?
That fight was intense, especially the line
You are the worst kind of evil that doesn't even know it is evil
Fuck man everything that happened between them both was tragic.
Weather Report was a bro, no shame in crying.
>The reader should still bask in the glory of the male physique and beauty.
I never said they shouldn't do that.
But the mothers, anon.
Google tells me that's like 4 years old. If you can find one at all it's probably expensive.
Best bet is to find someone with a 3D modeling experience and a 3D printer, I would say.
>bask in the glory of the male physique and beauty.
10/10 would bask
>Starting Stone Ocean
I think I can finally pin down what I like so much about Diamond that's happening so far in Ocean; it's not just henchmen assassins using stands, it's also disturbed people just using their powers for their own gain/amusement.
Is there any stand user in part 3 who would have been able to beat perfect Kars?
So with "how does King Crimson work" being the fanny joek, I've gotta say... I was sorta more confused with Made in Heaven.
I guess I just don't get how the universe works in general.
What a scary motherfucker.
Made in Heaven makes the universe go so fast the universe just shit's itself and is born again.
not from part 3 but maybe Heavens door? all he has to do is write "I will kill myself" or something
Death 13. All the perfect being bullshit can't save you in a dream
>step in his shadow
>baby ultimate being
Also I have heard that Naranciafags are the worst fag? Is that right
F.F. was a pure maiden.
wouldn't deaging take super long for someone who's tens of thousands of years old? At least long enough for Alesis to get a shimmering blade jammed through his eyes
old joseph almost loses to a pimple, he's a faggot
You best be trippin
Narancia is OG
Narancia and Mista are half of any enjoyment Vento Aureo.
Well it took Polnareff, who was in his mid 20's, a fraction of a second to turn into a toddler. It would take some strategy to get Cars exposed to the shadow long enough, but it wouldn't take long I would think.
You saved the incomplete version.
Most of the naranciafags just pretend to be gay or they think because he is "cute" they are gay
So being sexually attracted to men isn't gay?
Narancia was basically a girl.
Assuming there is a way to beat him: Boingo's Thoth. Otherwise, nope.
Yeah, but Cars powerlevel is so retardedly high that turning him into a infant would not cripple his combat prowess.
Do You really want to fuck a 17 years old italian boy?
Joseph could do it again, I'd imagine.
Vanilla Ice, Mannish Boy, and Anubis definitely
both D'Arby brothers, maybe, if they outwit him
I mean, I'm second generation Italian-American, I know what they look like
Loving the Jotaro autism comics. They just made SC better.
There really should be more
Maybe one for Giorno
>MFW the Sun stand
This is probably in every way the weakest chapter in the entire fucking series out of what I've read so far.
You should really rename that to D4C . I just read that as Delicious Flat Chest.
>You will never be as good at posing as the guy in the middle
Is that one even mentioned in any other JoJo media ever? It's so lame, they mention some lame ones every so often but I don't think that one has EVER been mentioned again.
Seriously? I was laughing my ass off.
There's a minigame based on it in the PS1 version of the Capcom fighter. Pretty fun too.
What if I told you that I did that on purpose for this exact response?
But unless he ate Kars in one shot, he'd just grow back.
He's basically a fusion of two people only with a couple of mistakes. The irises and the tongue didnt really mesh and the balls didn't join together at all. And because of that he now has four balls and an extremly large penis.
Could Kira defeat Cars?
Only under some extremely specific situations in which Kars would probably never be under
>major tom to ground control, we're gonna need a shipment of preparation h
Does Araki hate dogs as much as he hates doctors or something? All these poor damn dogs always end up dead I swear to god.
>No "I wonder if her Mom's hot"
He just doesn't like animals. I guess by that logic he doesn't like hands either.
and he fucking LOVES the idea of fate and apparently.
Hello, Part 4 seems to be highly loved around here, it was good but I don't quite see how it is praised that way, could you guys explain to me why do you like it so much?
It gives a feeling so complicated.
Except the one in part two.
it's not globe trotting, wave after wave of underlings existing only to kill the heroes, it's weird slice of life with stand users. You get unique situations like Koichi dealing with psycho hair girl or Rohan getting super trolled in a game of Cee-Lo or Italian food that puts you through horrific body horror and then makes you feel fan-fucking-tastic. It really shows a lot of inventive thinking with the concept of stands other than just punch ghosts
Is Rubber Soul a milf hunter?
Anyone got the mediafire link? I lost it a while ago and I'm only halfway through part 3.
i'm pretty sure death thirteens won't be able to kill him he couldn't fight it but it couldn't kill him.
he is way smarter than any human let alone the d'arbys
just like thirteen cars could never destroy the sword unless got a stand but he couldn't be killed by it either
cars regenerates and can freely remove body parts so enya would be dead
Reading Stardust Crusaders right now
I just finished the Oingo and Boingo chapters
this. part 4 was always one of my favorites.
If he hates dogs, then why make iggy? he was just a gag at first but then he had good fights with petshop and vanilla ice.
To kill him obviously.
So, did anyone listen to music while reading SBR? I need some fitting jams.
Imo 7 > 2 > 4 > 5 = 6 > 3 > 1
Nah don't worry about it. I cried about F.F.
Rella rella rella pizza mozzarella
Zola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zola Zola
Like everything in JoJo it can all be explained after watching Futurama
post your original stands donut steel
I love how sarcastic Johnny is about Gyro's weird shit.
Swim to the Moon
allows the user to stop time for 15 seconds, however instead of being about to move on those 15 seconds like using The World, the user get to analyze everything around him and come up with tactics or counters
basically giving them a moment away from it all
Its really is strange that one can just turn to Futurama for excellent examples on exactly how King Crimsom and Made in Heaven Work
Airbrushed with the ability to unlock and lock anything
feel good inc
Makes everyone in a 20m radius feel euphoric
Don't you mean bizarre?
Also I now need a Futurama JoJo
Short Circuit ( by Daft Punk )
Appears as a Backpack worn by the user. Dispenses discs that can be thrown , and will always return. If these discs damage something, they will steal it's [Energy] , no matter the source. Energy humans gain from eating , eletric energy, nuclear energy. It will then store that energy, enabling the user to power up other things using the energy stored.
Now this would make a cool as fuck stand
I'd call it Virtual Insanity or Vertigo
it is actually pretty great, like something Araki would have thought
Stains of Time
Power over erosion. The stand can has a range of 3 meters, but it can erode or slow the erosion of any object it touches.
It's just a straight line that can be drawn on the ground about 20 feet long. Nothing can pass over (or under) it without the user's permission, essentially an invisible wall. Vulnerable to flanking. At the end of the fight the enemy uses his ultimate move - he stands on top of a large, spherical rock or something of the sort, and draws the line around the horizontal circumference, completely closing himself in since he technically still drew a straight line along a surface
How do I put this? It can divide into 9 instances of itself:
Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet Black and White. With white being the sort of "prime"
instance in that it's the actual stand and its range is on par with power stands, despite being a bit weaker.
This is because each color can only physically contact things of the same color. So when undivided it can contact things normally.
The normal stands colour scheme is a shimmering white with its edges fluctuating through random colours of the rainbow.
The way it divides is also limited to extending from any point of the user and each subsequent division of itself.
So while it can chain from hand to tail to hand to extend its reach, it's most powerful using its nature as a sort of
short range hierophant green, it can also do things like split apart with each one originating from the users back to
have a sort of "wing punch" going on.
As for what it looks like, I dunno I have this character in my own works of fiction whose shape I experiment with a lot.
So I guess this.
>the group fighting him is baffled
>they have no idea what to do
>suddenly Jotaro shows up
>ORAORAORAORAORAs the rock and the user
8/10 stand. Seems like the kind that would work well in Part 3 or 5.
Okay guys, hear me out.
Final boss of Jojo
>The legitimately final boss of Jojo and their stand are referred to collectively as "The King"
The worst part about Stardust Crusaders so far is how quickly Abdul is taken out and how everyone just kinda seems to forget him after that. It hurts man.
Jonathan Joestar, dead.
>Immediately reach the chapter where his father shows up
The stand has the ability to 'push' or 'pull' forces within a variable range that increases the fatigue of the user depending on how farther the distance is and how heavy the object is.
It's possible to 'pull' a fleeing enemy towards yourself, but the fatigue cost could make or break the battle, or 'push' a gust of wind to razor speeds towards the desired. Although these tactics are viable, it'd be smarter to, say, toss a knife or such and 'push' it towards your enemy.
You could also 'push' forward recover time to heal an injury, but that would cost massive fatigue. It's also possible to 'pull' back the body to the state before the injury occurred, but the person would re experience the pain of injury.
The final form is Push Back: Your Rhythm and probably has to do with 'pushing forward' and 'pulling back' time.
as long as you can make anyone say a certain phrase along with you (it could be any phrase) they will blindly obey you
Imagine the user behind a legion of random people all perfectly cordinated as they are perfectly controlled by him
He would keep screaming "death to jojo" along with his hundreds of followers.
He would lose when X jojo throws himself into the middle of the followers and they knock each other and stuff, I dunno. It would also be pretty funny for jojo to be careful with what he says, because if the enemy repeats it he would end up under his control
>You will never get a body like Cars' natty
It's sad when you start lifting to be as manly as your favorite animu characters and realize that anyone who looks remotely like that in real life uses roids
yeah, dad, sure
If Kira can obliterate Cars' every cell with a bomb, then yes. If he left a tiny bit alive, then no.
I TOOK THAT LINE AT FACE VALUE AND DIDN'T SEE IT COMING OKAY.
don't worry he'll die again eventually
The user can warp space into circular paths, avoiding attacks and making their own less predictable. Warped objects do not break or suffer damage in warped space. If the stand touches the opponent, the opponent can be warped into an infinite loop, kind of like a doughnut incapacitating them permanently.
Who's the best dad in all of Jojo?
I always thought Johnny was a dumbass too and liked the song. Later on we see both of them singing it, while Johnny asks if they should form a band. Thought that meant he really liked it.
He does like it, sometimes it is hard to tell because he is a cold hard killer, also that's the joke.
Damn, I need more Jojo parts summed up in 2-3 sentences.
>Japanese Clint Eastwood is visited by his grandpa Indiana Jones who tells him that they must use their newly discovered punch ghost powers to travel to Egypt and kill an evil 7up loving vampire who can stop time. They are joined by japanese Keanu Reeves, a black man, a frenchman executioner, and a dog who also have punch ghost powers. They then travel to Egypt fighting other people/animals who have punch ghosts
So this is the best place to ask but how the fuck does the spin work?
Specifically how does Johnny's spin training start? Like how the hell does he get shown that the spin acting on a living organism causes muscles to not act normally to actually spinning a cork himself?
It just felt a bit glossed over, it's supposed to be like Hamon right which more or less makes sense.
That part is never actually explained. Just pretend there was a training montage.
Oh I'm only on volume 4 and keep going back to this, shit this is like Made in Heaven all over again.
Should I just plow ahead and try to let it go then?
That was meant for
shwig, is that you?
The real worst part is that he comes back only to die in the last fight with doggy
Yeah, just try to forget about that little bit.
Part 7 is fantastic, but I can admit it has a few problems here and there.
So can Crazy Diamond stop his punches from healing things? Like can Josuke make a switch turn on and off for the heals?
araki is so great at drawing woman.
that's really ironic isn't it
4 = 7 > 6 > 3 = 5 > 2 > 1
Josuke > Johnny > Jolyne > Joseph > GioGio > Jotaro > Jonathan
Valentine > Kira > Diavolo > Pucci > DIO > Dio Brando > Cars
>could a monkey fight a man?
>has two animals working for him
what the fuck dio
Would Josuke be able to fix a miscarried baby?
why is the part 5 cast so bro? except fugo
even trish becomes bro, usually a shounen would make her go "im going to help you fight him because he's my father" and then she would end up bailing out of killing him
but on part 5 trish is like
>that nigga so ded lamo rofl imma take mista's sex pistols up my ass
No since it was never a fixed being in the first place. I don't think he can fix what was never whole.
I really like how 6 brought everything full circle
No More Mr.Nice guy
The stand acts as a curse, everyone surrounding the cursed will start hating him for whatever reasons and it will keep on escalating until the user or cursed is dead.
Stand: Rage Against The Machine
>hole punching strength
>has an anger inducing touch, so anybody touched by RATM becomes red hot with temporary super strength attacking people close by and finding reasons to hurt, vents appear on the sides of their head releasing steam
>Those touched will eventually explode in hot blood from overheating
>Can be used to make the user stronger, in return, the stand gets weaker
this is op if he just kills whoever he touches. The only way I could see anyone beating this is an asspull with "I always stay calm so your stand doesn't affect me"
I didn't like Abbachio that much too.
i didn't at first because of his final fantasy design but he started growing on me
I'm still thinking of other ways to counter, like knocking the user out returns those affected to normal or it takes a while before people burst.
IT TELEPORTS PEOPLE TO THE NEAREST WINDOW AND THROWS THE PERSON OUT OF IT
so if you are in like, space, it will teleport you to the closest window and fuck you up
ooh, a non-humanoid one. Sounds a bit op though
N-no, I'm sorry anon I'm not him.
Reading part 4 and I have to say, Kira gives me a serious case of the feels. The poor guy want to sleep well and be happy.
>inb4 this is the part 3 ending and not any dio song
Kira is so fucking hot.
Can turn anything it touches into elastic from a lightpost to the air itself
Also it yells "Vera" when it attacks
ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ ベラ!!
Eliminate the distance between any two points, within reason.
Make it happen Araki, holy shit yes.
What if the protagonist of the final part is Joseph and Jolyne?
so its the hand?
It's like The Hand mixed with Miranda's. More like smashing things together at lightening speed than erasing space. Implosion I guess.
I'm pretty sure Araki specifically wrote Kira so you'd feel bad for him. I mean, from the beginning the only reason they get put on his trail in the first place is because of that fat fuck Shigechi.
I'm still mad that everyone figured it out except Oldseph.
reminder that "if you try to kill me, im going to fucking take you down with me" its best pairing
it forces anyone in the same room as me out
The user can use any rod shaped object to create a 'holy roller', essentially a rotating cylinder that spins as fast as the user can continue focus on the holy roller. Those rollers can then home in onto the target that the user chooses, given s/he can maintain that focus. Kinda like javelins that can be relatively steered.
Pretty simple overall.
Couldn't he just kill him with Bites the Dust?
Changes the surrounding environment within a range of 50 meters to that of the moon including reduces gravity to 1/6 and creating a vacuum within that range.
It also passively causes shooting stars to bombard the area,
If the stand user comes into contact with one whilst moonwalking then Act 2 comes into play...
I think you know what that means.
WHats the name of these beautiful DUWANGS?
>One of his stand powers is that he effectively can't be killed as long as an Elvis impostor exists somewhere on earth
>Any attempt to kill him will result in him replacing one of said impostors
>He can also switch places with them at will, making attempts to capture or restrain him non-lethally futile
>The twist: Among the impostors are multiple Stand users with stands named after Elvis songs, which he can manipulate via controlling the original user or utilize himself.
SoL action murder mistery with Stands. What's not to love?
Did anyone else think the last chapter of part 5 was weird and out of place?
>What's not to love?
Josuke and Koichi.
Well, the story was over and then out of nowhere, flashback to the very beginning and the entire thing was destined to happen.
>not to love
The dudes a dick. Just look at all the shit he gave Rohan.
That's the whole point, it was to signify that all the events of part 5 were fated to happen, because that was the main theme of part 5.
Pocket dimension (a la sticky fingers when not used to by-pass a wall or the like) by breaking space.
The size and shape of the room created is decided upon it's creation, but I have a maximum volume.
When inside I can't interact with the world at all (not even see).
Also his hair looks retarded.
Rohan deserved absolutely everything that happened to him.
Anyone got the link to the Part 3 Wrestling teaser?
dio+hot pants vs valentine was so fucking intense holy fuck
if in like 3089 when the part 7 anime is made and the fight isn't as good in the manga then im going to be so pissed
anon please, are you saying you weren't an asshole in highschool?
You shut your goddamn mouth
Gonna burn your house down to win at some dice.
He had to get alienbro to safety
JOE, JOE, AND THE FRENCHMAN EXECUTIONER
Gonna fucking kill you to not have to think up my own manga.
Try again, anon.
DOUBLE DUTCH BUS
HE'S THE MOST POWERFUL STAND EVER. DON'T BELIEVE ME? Well then I'd be fucked, because DDB's ability is Relative Strength Perception, meaning it's only as powerful as my opponent thinks it is.
Who /tg/ here?
What the shit, I didn't even have that vid open. Sorry here
Jousuke's one of the best Jojo's, fuck off.
I thought Kouichi should have been a woman until he started going super saiyan though.
Do legitimately feel that strongly about Rohan?
He was a dick.
And I mess up the quotes.
Meant for >>101946653
Scarves are cool. Also, what's that thingy on the leg?
He would have done everyone a favor by killing Koichi.
Also it made for one of the funniest chapters in the series, despite it being about Koichi. Burning Rohan's house down and being a dick to him on the bus wasn't funny at all.
Not that guy, but i can only guess that big stand is suppose to be the intimidation for his ability and the little guy is the real one
The actual Stand. The one behind him is an example of what the opponent perceives. Or at least I think so, I didn't actually draw it, someone else did in one of the Super Stand Sunday threads on /tg/.
Everyone in Part 4 was a dick. Except Kira.
What about, uh...
Rohan and Josuke have that kind of relationship.
Think Aoki and Reiji from Kojika on their first meetings.
Yes I do. He was a dick at first but then over the course of the story you start to feel bad about all the stuff he has to deal with. His misfortunes outweigh his arrogance.
>Super Stand Sunday
Hmm, I am intrigued
He beat him with incredible luck one time, he can do it again. Don't count Joseph out.
>i'm pretty sure death thirteens won't be able to kill him he couldn't fight it but it couldn't kill him.
Could be, we can't really argue this one without knowing how fully Death Thirteen can kill you in your dreams.
>he is way smarter than any human let alone the d'arbys
All they have to do is appeal to his ego and fake him out one time. That's possible. Cars is arrogant as hell.
>just like thirteen cars could never destroy the sword unless got a stand but he couldn't be killed by it either
It would defeat him by taking over his will if he touches it. The question was if he could be beaten, not killed.
>cars regenerates and can freely remove body parts so enya would be dead
Yeah, Enya would get killed. I was reaching on that one.
He's the Squidward of Jojo. Also, /r/ing pic of Spongebob/Jojo crossover
Teamed up with Josuke in an attempt to get Best Jojo killed.
It started out as basically one of those threads where people randomly roll names/powers and then make up Stands. Some of them are a part of a story a few people are putting together, I think they're also brainstorming ways to implement Stands in RPGs. I mostly just pop in there and post DDB and how it's Best Stand though.
This imagine confuses me, was there ever a flashback to Kira as a child?
Yes, when they're dealing with his ghost dad who is a photograph.
Got the panel by any chance?
damn these niggas are prolific
There was, but I don't remember exactly what it was.
I think it was about when Kira killed his first victim.
I'm a filthy degenerate who streams manga on batoto, so I do not.
Goddammit I giggled like a fucking retard at this page.
I'm proud that most people get it.
Way to go /a/.
It's not sign language is it? I can't imagine that sentence fits into four gestures
You need to know Japanese.
Far as I'm aware it's Japanese sign language so yes.
Huh. Their language lends itself to so many puns
I get pantsu mieru, but I don't get the circle sign.
Very much something an average frenchman would know about.
Palnareff is French yes, but Araki and the intended audience for the book are Japanese. It's just a one note gag that doesn't have to make sense.
I'm not sure if it's sign language or just visual puns though.
Literally the only word he would need to know for that joke is "pantsu" (and "two" in english, technically.) The last sign is a pretty universal indicator for sight.
I know what maru is, I just don't see what it has to do with the sentence.
pantsu 2 see?
It's sign language for pantsu maru mie.
I suppose with all the western music and culture references, they can get a one off gag once in a while.
I feel like the native japanese who read JoJo must see it as more subtle then us.
まる見え is "can be seen clearly" or "being exposed".
The two is making pantsu, isn't it?
Ah that makes sense.
The joke is dead now but at least I understand the reference.
Why does Masuzu from Oreshura tell Chiwa to use stands from part 4 when talking about bands?
The only stands named after bands that I remember are Red Hot Chili Peppers and Bad Company, compared to the whole lot in part 5.
The victim is trapped in a tube of water invisible to others, that rises the more they speak. Eventually it reaches above their head and they drown. It's only flaw is that the water will go down if you repeat a specific seven word phrase. PSYCHOAPLHADISCOBETABIOAQUADOLOOP
I hope Hirohito Araki outlives me.
He will, he is the owned of an actual functioning Stone Mask after all.
He's a pillar man who witnessed Car's revolt and deat 2000 years ago.
What we got is a "what if".
He slept in a pillar for 2000 years, until a foolish Jump editor awakened him and unleashed him upon the earth to pose and write MENACINGLY.
But...But....Roasted beef sandwich with eggs and onions!
Gah! I hates onion. Especially the raw one.
Whoa what's your beef with Koichi? He's one of the broest characters in the series.
Shouldn't Krillin's hair be sky blue? Or is it a Super Saiyan joke?
Now that I've actually been reading Part 4, that poster's even more hillarious.
Fuck though, how long am I gonna have to wait for the rest to be properly translated...?
I know, I didn't realize the amount of jokes until I was done with it.
I read the last volumes in moon. If you can into it, Invincible Trio put up the raws on request not too long ago.
>how long am I gonna have to wait for the rest to be properly translated...?
>Within a few more months we'll get 45 out, and then 46&47 a week after that. No idea about exact timing so don't ask.
>January 18, 2014
Don't be a little bitch. It's just a rescanlation.
DUWANG is a rite of passage.
>Waiting for proper translations
>Not appreciating a beautiful Duwang
I think Araki likes dogs, and that is his way of showing what a horrible person the character is.
It's like showing a villain decapitating a child.
Manipulates the charisma of people and how they are perceived by society. Can completely destroy your acceptance in society by equalizing your reputation to that of a sewer rat or can make you have a Ghandi/Mandela like aura which makes everyone your bitch.
Also makes people pose 24/7. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Which one explains Made in Heaven?
Someone should make a folder/list/pastebin of all the non-manga Jojo stuff.
Stand explanations, manga edits, world-ball gifs or whatever they're called, futurama episodes, etc.
Space Dye Vest
Target can't perceive any person other than the user
So I'm reading part 6, and it feels like the story keeps jumping from one point to another.
First Jotaro gets his soul and stand taken by White Snake, then it jumps to Hermes fighting McQueen, and then Hermes meets Emporio and then Jolyne and Hermes are now searching for Jotaro's discs? And Hermes got hold of McQueen's disc or something?
Am I missing something because I'm a little confused.
It's multiple points converging at that point.
It turns into a cohesive plot soon enough, but things to branch out a bit.
What exactly does it do? Turns inanimate objects into living things, I get that, but what happens when he hits someone? They freeze?
Don't have a name but:
The ability to give everything you touch a soft, putty-like consistency and mold it. Extreme pottery, basically.
So the user could mold footholds into a wall and climb it, or make projectiles out of anything (spinning steel like pizza dough) and, for body horror, mold other people, horribly disfiguring them. Maybe also mold wounds shut, I don't know.
The weakness would be that it has E-Rank power and speed by itself, and the user actually has to touch things to affect them.
they essentially get a seizure
The stand's effect could also be used for what amounts to plastic surgery, and changing someone's appearance.
Have some hilariously coincidental OC.
It gives the person's consciousness "life force" and so their mind moves faster than their physical body, making them disorientated.
>Don't have a name but:
How about Like a Stone?
It basically works like Kurotsuchi's poison in Bleach?
Somewhat similar. GE barely ever uses this ability though (in fact I'm not sure if he uses it ever again after the first encounter with Bruno), so it's more like a side-effect of the primary ability which is to give "life" to things.
>not watching futurama
I'm reading part 5 at the moment, currently at volume 50 (4), and he hasn't used it again so far.
Why is Narancia not a girl?
Not to mention he has his genuinely good moments.
Pretty much the whole cast in Diamond Is Unbreakable has cunt moments, and that doesn't make any of them any less likable.
I can't wait for this scene to get animated.
You must've been autistic to ask that
I know right. Even Koichi, who is about as honorable and gentlemanly as Jonathan, was forced to act like a dick when dealing with Yukako. Or at least until it's revealed that she's a psycho bitch.
"The Late Philip J. Fry"
Fry, Bender, and Farnsworth go forward in time so far the universe dies and then resets to form the exact same one. They have to do it twice cause they miss and accidentally shoot Eleanor Roosevelt instead of Hitler
-killing is my business-
Manifests as a small knife in the user's hands (think the Emperor). When someone is cut by the knife, they will not stop bleeding, no matter the treatment, unless the user dismisses the stand. Until dismissed, it can affect the user, so caution is required.
Short range weapon; can't be thrown. Redundant against those with Haemophilia.
shut your dirty mouth, she is my pure wifu!
Diego is the best waifu. Agreed.
I'm in Control
User can see up to ten seconds into the future. He is limited by the perception of his future self.
Isn't that exactly what Epitaph does?
I honestly don't know. I just started part 5, and I haven't come across any stand like that.
You'll get there eventually, but there is one that can look ten seconds in the future and some other stuff.
We only saw a picture of him as a child when Josuke and others investigated his house.
How does Kira know he has reversed time?
I didn't really remember how he does it due to getting annoyed by the shitty scans.
I don't think he does, he just guesses it from how his son is acting.
trying not to read jojolion because i can't stand cliffhangers but damn is it wild
I remember I thought that page was really interesting because I had read in a study not long before that statistically, kids born to older parents have a higher probability of having mental problems.
I just read that chapter last night. How the hell did I not get that joke? And i felt really bad for Yasuho at this point. Nearly raped twice, stalked by a trap, strangled, water boardd. And that' all in one day
The stand covers a circular area with a diameter of maybe 1000m. Within this "danger zone" the odds of accidents happening to others is increased, the effect being more pronounced the closer you are to the user. Trying to shoot the user at close range might result in your gun jamming or simply breaking down, explosives turn out to be duds, car engines will not start and so on. These are all just probabilities, kind of a like a luck roll in a board game or a video game, with the odds being heavily in favor of the user. This means that it's still possible to land a shot if you're lucky but you might also suffer some extremely unlikely and devastating consequences if luck's not in your favor. The user would fight by hiding in an area where it would be difficult for the heroes to locate him so he could just wait for them to die by slipping and hitting their heads or due to an elevator cable snapping or something equally unlikely.
Daiya is best Jojolion
What a good looking boy.
FAR too big bro. The effect is kinda strong already, you should limit the radius.
something is always happening to him
I also enjoyed his spin-offs a bit, had a few interesting stories.
she has the same luck as koichi
>not reading the good translations the invincible trio made
>sold my Sailor Moon figures
What would happen if you drew a line on this?
Yeah I wasn't quite sure about the range, but I envisioned it as something that you activate and then try to run away or hide so I figured it would need some range. I did mention that its effects get more pronounced the closer you are to the center, so you could make it so that the probability of negative events occurring increases exponentially the closer you are and maybe the severity of the accidents also obeys this so if you're barely inside the zone you might not even notice it at all. This would also be a weakness since you could use the frequency of accidents occurring to roughly gauge how close to the user you are, for example by carrying with you clocks that would stop ticking occasionally when still relatively far away and start breaking into pieces as you're very close. The user and anything the user is touching is not affected so the user wouldn't have to always work alone, but he probably wouldn't be able to use any complex machinery while his stand is active. You could even have a situation in which one of the heroes has to chase down and grab the user before the danger zone causes the hero's internal organs to fail.
That's exactly what he's saying though.
A close-range stand. Blind Guardian can't harm any humans and doesn't see them. However, he can see stands. Instantly attacks any stands that are in his range and attempt to harm the owner. The owner is also protected from any stand attacks (things like Bast or Mista's bullets also count as stand attacks). However, non-stand attacks are not recognized by Blind Guardian and can harm the owner. The stand resembles Star Platinum and his physical strength is bigger than Star Platinum's.
The owner dies from being shot in the head with a normal pistol, as a hommage to the beginning of Part 3.
...but that's what I've been doing...
He only knows it's active.
Which is why I think that Another One Bites the Dust, as broken as it is, is a terrible ability.
Sure, it's granted to kill everyone you want dead, but it also lets the person subjected to it try several times to counter it.
Though I wonder what would happen if he used it in an ally.
What would happen if he drew on a rock and threw it?
What's up with Kira and cats?
God damnit, where the hell is Vol.47? The Invincible Trio only seems to have Duwang up to 46.
Punches on opponent have any effect the user wants, but whatever it does will also happen to the user.
Read the thread. Or their post.
I think I'd have to read people's posts in order to read the thread. Regardless, I HAVE been reading the thread. I'd read through all that The Invincible Trio had translated and then moved on to Duwang for the rest. The thread mentioned The Invincible Trio uploaded all of Duwang, but when I checked I found that for SOME reason they only have up to 46 in terms of Duwang.
"pantsu wo mieru"
The particle would be "ga" in that case.
>>101948668 is the correct answer.
When I said "their post" I meant "The Invincible Trio's post". Baka.
In the meantime, The Invincible Trio is offering in their raws of 45&46, if you can into moon.
Stranger than supper
A short range stand that causes paranoia to whoever it touches until it gets so intense the person kills themselves
>In the meantime, The Invincible Trio is offering in their raws of 45&46, if you can into moon.
>45 and 46
But I've been asking about 47! It doesn't matter at this point anyways, just used google...
Not an stand, but another ability for Killer Queen:
1/3 change of blowing up whatever the user focuses on, but once it has failed once the subject becomes immune Killer Queen bombs.
(Stray Cat bombs still work because it's the air that's exploding. Same for indirect explosion damage.)
Oh, I'm sorry.
Duwang for 47 is the first volume available for Vento Aureo. The re-translation release of Vento Aureo in Manga Traders comes with the last 2 chapters of Diamond is Unbreakable.
>just used google...
Like you should have in the first place.
the stand of a sword it takes the shape of a long piece of cloth that wraps around the stand of any stand user that comes within 5m of its user. If they leave that radius then they lose their stand
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part Final
>Long Live The King
Forces a person to repeat the actions they did in the last 5 seconds. Can make them repeat it at will as long as it's activated before they're done doing the 5 second action.
Aww geez, that explains a lot for me
Part 6 had Bohemian Rhapsody (and in my opinion it was the lamest thing in Part 6)
>Kira always gets 3rd place
>in part 6 when Pucci is traveling to Cape Canaveral he sees signs of 3's everywhere
>one of the most interesting stand fights in Part 6
>the lamest thing in Part 6
small paper eyes that stick to surfaces and can act surveillance cameras directly to the user. When placed on people, the user can see through their perspective but placing two eyes can control what they see but their other senses remain unaffected. They remain active as long as they are open but are vulnerable in this state, when shut they're essentially invisible but their effects are suspended
>end of Part 6
>Emporio crying subconciously caused Weather Report to make it rain
>Not liking Arc 1
>Not loving that Medieval near the end
>Not channelling your hamon into THE SWORD OF LUCK AND PLUCK
I still don't get what the fuck PLUCK means
it means you're plucky!
spirited and determined courage.
"it must have taken a lot of pluck to walk along a path marked ‘Danger’"
synonyms: courage, bravery, nerve, pluckiness, boldness, courageousness, braveness, backbone, spine, daring, spirit, intrepidness, intrepidity, fearlessness, mettle, determination, fortitude, resolve, resolution, stout-heartedness, hardihood, dauntlessness, valour, doughtiness, heroism, audacity;
Pluck is just a synonym for courage and determination
No More Heroes
I don't get it, normally I hate so much as the idea of fan characters in anything.
But I can't fucking get enough of Jojo fan stands.
What happened to the JoJo that was announced for 2014? Any word on that yet?
because it's just stands, not characters. you see the stand and then imagine a character you would like to have it, there's enough disconnect to make it different
I blame the world.
Now now anon, we can't blame Dio for everything
but 6 out of 8 parts of Jojo is all about blaming Dio. Well BT was only the first half but you get the point
Which part had the single best fight overall?
I wish to make a strawpoll with suggestions.
My nomination: The train from Part 5
And unlike other things Jojo later inspired like Persona, Stands aren't exactly an "other self"
Hell stands like Hermit Purple don't really have any possible human counterpart on their own.
The whole fighting spirit thing also extends well beyond Jojo so fan stands don't bother me as much.
I even wound up basically designing a stand before I knew anything about Jojo, blogshit I know.
Iggy vs Petshop
Kira vs Josuke, Okuyasu and Hayato
...I know plotholes come up all the time but how the fuck does Kira gaining bite the dust erase him killing Hayato in the shower and shoving him in the hallway closet?
>21st Century Schizoid Man
Causes people to have panic attack
that frog punching the snail gets me every fucking time
Bring It On Home by Led Zeppelin, it's perfect for SBR.
Every single antag's theme is so perfect
Speaking of ASB, has there been a confirmed date of release besides just March 2014?
Pucci's I really like. You'd think it'd be like a church coir or something, but it's that speedy metal. It sorta goes with him getting Made in Heaven and everything just falling apart.
i liked sheer hearth attack best
School Food Punishment.
Any food your target eats will taste like cardboard.
long distance runaround
You have a magical harmonica that can produce infared sound waves, which are silent, but has the ability to cause a person's skull to explode. (and it actually exists.)
Ability: Has the power to manipulate the environment of a smooth and/or flat area to create dangerous surroundings along with disasters. The stand has a limited 5 meter radius of manipulation in a flat area, and the stand cannot attack at all if in an area with hills, and very bumpy terrain.
W-w-what are you trying to say, anon?
Starless and Bible Black
ability take opponents sight when they look at you
Make them completely despair when you hit them
would be neet for a jojo villain