>taking freshman myths and legends as a filler course
>don't give a fuck, all I need is football to graduate
>don't study or come to class
>came to class on a whim
>apparently we're studying greek mythology
>try to sleep
>teacher calls on me
>asks me to name three titans
>I say colossal, armored and female
But anyone older than 8 can name Prometheus, Atlas, and Helios.
Oh God, I lol'd hard.
Did anyone else there get it and laugh?
Don't forget Cronus.
Well, I can't...
Not a titan, he was one of the olympian Gods.
Do you even Greek mythology?
He was the leader of the titans.
>not your fucking blog
>first generation Titan
There are people who didn't read children's versions of the Theogeny in elementary school?
I studied Greek myhtology in high school and didn't care much for it at the time, (though I later enjoyed it as an adult.) so I went to the library and studied Norse mythology side by side with it since it was cooler to me.
One kid got out of it in class by saying it was against his religion since he was Christian.