You've been appointed a Savior while meandering on some bootleg LSD trip. You got your phone, your 10bil. What do /a/?
Hard mode; You start naked at the commissioners office with a 30 day time limit and no remembrance of your home or past life. Phone does not help.
Balance may not reach $0. Improve Japanese society at all costs. Neglecting to do anything or wasteful behavior gets a bullet to the head. As with abandonment. Digital currency cannot be converted.
Well first I'd spend 9 billion to master Cinematic Timing. Japan is saved.
Is he talking about his peepee?
He would be wrestled down and arrested for exibionism if this was an actual murrica.
in america it would be considered rape and he would be given the death sentence
Invest my money on real estate and the like so my money hopefully never goes to 0. Then fund ideas I like.
Acquire nuclear bomb. Nuke Israel.
Spend what's left to assassinate the Rothschilds.