How would you change Eva to make it a children's show?
Replace all evas with cellphones.
>implying tons of kids weren't watching it in Japan
It's not already?
More masturbation to comatose mental broken girls
more of this
More cute elder gods.
The angels are now all martial artists. Shonji is now determined, stubborn and does everything for his friends. Gendo is now a perverted but friendly old man.
Psychological shit gets out and all episodes are about fighting and slapstick comedy.
Replace this with orange jam