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Is curry the Jap version of taco night?
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What's a taco night?
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>>101913890
No, curry is good.

>>101913961
A pretty prevalent American habit of having a special night to eat "ethnic food" by having American style tacos.
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>>101914080
Sounds retarded.
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>>101913890
No, It's more like the Jap version of curry night.
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>>101914080
>tacos
>not good
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>>101914080
Why are trying to frame taco night like it's some sort of attempt to be "ethnic"? In reality it's just the same as any other night were you cook up some meal with a different cultural origin.
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>>101914080
I don't think anyone has ever said the words "tacos are good" in that order before. What you would usually say is "ooh, tacos, I could use some cheap food".
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>Is curry the Japanese version of tacos?
Pic related is your face when trying to use what little brain power you posses. Perhaps you are trying to preform addition? Or possibly you have forgotten how to eat or drink? I suppose that wouldn't be too far-fetched considering you think Curry is the Japanese version of tacos. Please do try to at least remember how to breathe.
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>>101914152
It is retarded.
>>101914247
American attempts at tacos aren't good. Try heading south and eating the real thing.
>>101914273
Because "taco night" began as a suggestion in woman's magazines as a way to change up the usual menu by introducing ethnic food to the diet of middle America. That is exactly what it is.
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Curry is actually not considered an ethnic food in Japan, but part of traditional Japanese cuisine. Japanese curry is very different than Indian curry.
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>>101914273
Is there any american food with purely native origin that isn't corn(and even then I'm not sure)?
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>>101913890
The Japanese believe that if something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. So, they have curry rice, curry ramen, curry-flavoured ramen stock, curry-flavoured bread, curry IN bread, curry-flavoured snacks and more.

And by more, I mean much more. Two nukes wasn't enough. It's never enough.
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>>101914080
Japanese curry isn't good.
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>>101914247
Tacos are great. The crunchy pieces of shit Americans try to pass off as tacos are, well, shit.
Real tacos are more like what you call burritos, although usually smaller and made with a different kind of tortilla (maize-based rather than flour-based).
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>>101913890
What my esteemed colleagues of /a/ are trying to say is...Yes. Its like taco night.
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>>101914450
>corn tortillas instead of flour

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>101914428
Curry in bread? Like a roll with curry filling? The American in me wants it.
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>>101914304
Try watching Saki.
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>>101914399
I highly you can find very many foods whatsoever that have "purely" native origins if you're living outside of Ethiopia or Mesopotamia. They're all variations of cooking or preparing raw, grains, meat, vegetables and fruits.
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>>101914486
You know pizza pockets? Curry pockets.
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Didn't know /a/ was full of spics. Shouldn't you beaners be mowing my lawn?
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>>101914399
Might be, but considering how weak stomached Americans are...
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Japanese curry is naturalized food. It's so commonly eaten and has been adapted to Japanese tastes so much that it might as well be Japanese food.
It's freaking delicious, though.
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Good. Look at you all agreeing, but trying to be more right then the next person. Pathetic.
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>>101914399
Turkey
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>>101914482
I'd argue, but I love flour tortillas too much.

Still, even a lousy corn tortilla taco beats whatever they shit out at Taco Bell.
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Plus, Japanese curry and all associated spin off foods have the exact same flavor. At least Indian curry has some variety, but in Japan "curry" might as well be "vanilla" or "blue raspberry"
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>America
>Food
Good one.
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>>101914557
>It's freaking delicious, though.
>Japanese curry
>Delicious
Whats wrong with you? Japanese curry is terrible and flavorless.
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>>101914436
"Japanese curry" is way too vague to call it bad, there are too many kinds of curry, each very different from the other.
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>>101914517
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>>101914619
How the fuck do you cut yourself that badly on a plastic jar?
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>>101914650
>meanwhile the burger is literally half of every sandwich sold ON EARTH
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>>101914650
Please. America has better cuisine than britbong. Roast beef, turkey, po boy...
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>>101914650
I don't like America but the few times I've visited the food was wonderful. Though I guess it's not surprising for someone who is too poor to visit anything but chain restaurants, and buy cheap flavourless food to think like you.
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>>101914399

You mean like indian dishes or stuff invented in america?

Because there's loads of delicious local foods all over America that evolved from other things. Even down here, gumbo, etoufee, beignet, poboys, etc. Giant mix of stuff based on a mix of cultures. You gotta have that old choctaw file to make some of those soups right.

A bunch of old squash dishes are indian though and carry over into the modern.

Remember in terms of "American" foods that potatoes and tomatoes and squash and corn are all native plants of the americas plus loads of other stuff. So all the dishes that use that stuff all over the world were made after they were exported.
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>>101914718
>hamburger
>American
Why do you think it's named after a German city?
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>>101914664
Don't blame the curry for your desensitized tongue.
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>>101914399
Anything deep fried.
I swear to god you can deep fry just about anything and it'll still taste good.

>Oreos
>Butter
>Bananas
>Various candy bars
>Burritos
>Cheese
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>>101914762
Because the meal it was derived from did. Germans ate hamburg steak, Americans invented the Hamburger.
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>>101914696
As such.
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>>101914395
No shit. Ramen, gyoza, and all the other food they basically modified are also the same way.
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>>101914664
Just because it isn't spicy? When I make japanese style curry it usually has a very rich taste, but I guess it depends on how much effort you put in it.
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>>101914782

Ancient secret of cooking. 3 things that never fail to make food taste 'good' in the right quantities.

Sugar
Grease
Salt

Add the right amount of one or more of those to about anything and it becomes edible. I bet people would eat candied deep-fried boot leather.
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>>101914782
Time check it mate:
>Blood
>Testicles
>Hearts
>Livers
>Tongues
>Heads
>Head cheese
>Bark
>Fermented fish
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>>101914844
Why do people think Japanese curry isn't spicy? It ranges from mild to pretty fucking hot.
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>>101914619
>Plus, Japanese curry and all associated spin off foods have the exact same flavor. At least Indian curry has some variety, but in Japan "curry" might as well be "vanilla" or "blue raspberry"
That's why the Japanese never make curry according to instructions. They always add something else to it. The JSDF, for example, add coffee milk to their army curry. Other flavours include different types of fruit and what ever else one's parents makes.

>>101914557
>Japanese curry is naturalized food. It's so commonly eaten and has been adapted to Japanese tastes so much that it might as well be Japanese food.
Japan did not have a meat-eating cultural heritage. Meat is eaten, but often they are added as a seasoning more than as the main ingredient. The Portuguese were the ones who introduced deep fried breaded meats to Japan. And in fact most meat-heavy dishes in Japan were relatively new historically.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y%C5%8Dshoku
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>>101914926
I've actually had deep fried liver before. It was okay.
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>>101914926
>Fermented fish

Now there's a goal.
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>>101914947
Japan didn't eat meat much. Blame the Tokugawa Shogunate for this. Things changed in Meiji restoration. That's when Curry and tonkatsu took off.
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>>101914933

Not him but it's because the ones sold in the stores over here say stuff like Medium Hot, when it's as mild as milk. And they don't carry the true hot. I have to dump in a whole jar of chili paste when I make curry for some extra body and a just a smidge of heat.
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>>101914732
Britain's has never really had a chance since rationing. For some reason a lot of the meals that were once british suddenly became someone else's. Apple pie has been an english thing way longer than an american thing for example.
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>>101914892
Those three things remind me of New York pizzas. Never again...
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>>101914399
Barbecue in the American style was invented by the Native Americans.
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>>101915018
Is this coming from an American? Americans have no interest in spice, they just like "hot" foods. Americans can't appreciate a good Thai curry, and carry fucking hot sauce with them when they go to diners.
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>>101915087
>New york pizza
Fuck that shit. Seriously.
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Tacos.
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>>101914926
have you even tried any of those fried?
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I haven't eaten fish in over a decade.

Someone tell me how important it is for my diet. Because I can't stomach it. I'm thinking of taking pills to substitute for not eating it.
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>>101914926
>Blood

Well most fried meat contains blood to some extent.
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>>101914926

>Deep fried Blood Sausage
>Calf fries/Rocky Mountain Oysters
>Fried Chicken Hearts and Rice
>Fried Liver and grilled onions
>Fried Lengua (prefer it not fried though)
>Never seen a whole head fried
>Head cheese is great on sandwiches, never seen it fried
>Never seen bark or lutafisk fried. You got a source on that?
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>>101914926
>>Deep Fried Testicles
What do you think Rockie Mountain Oysters, Calf Fries, and Prairie Oysters are? That shit is fucking delicious.
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>>101915195
No it doesn't.
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>>101915191
>Someone tell me how important it is for my diet. Because I can't stomach it. I'm thinking of taking pills to substitute for not eating it.
At least eat fried calamari, you would eat that, right?
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>>101915191
Omega 3.
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>>101915221
I've made enough beef nuggets to know you're wrong.
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>>101915107
Is this coming from someone generalizes 300 million people into a singular thing?
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>>101914926
>>101915205

I forgot fried chicken livers and gizzards with fries.

Now that's making me hungry.
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>>101915268
I think you've made a misconception.
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>>101914436
I enjoy it with some katsu or croquettes, but IMO it is typically made too sweet.

TBH most Japanese food is a little too sweet for my tastes. I like more spice.
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>>101915311
You're gonna try to convince me that the red shit that leaks out and tastes like iron isn't blood?
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>>101915191
My brother didn't eat fish until:
1. Started cooking himself
2. Lived near the coast where fish is as fresh as possible
If you live nowhere near the coast, it's probably not worth your time anyway. Fresh water fish and mussels are nice too though.
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>>101915272
Shh it's okay just let him spout off, he probably thinks all American beer is budweiser as well.
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>>101914713
It's salsa, anon.
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>>101914753
Yeah, it's pretty incredible how tomatoes, peppers, and potatoes really entrenched themselves in the "native" cuisine of a lot of places around the world.
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>>101914782
>Butter
>deep fried butter

I... I just can't.
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>>101915191

Not super important. But there's so many kinds of fish, should be some kind that meets your taste? Saying you don't like fish is like going "I hate birds" because you don't like chicken or something. And there's many other kinds and tastes of that. You might find you liked duck or dove or something.

I mean if you like beef, there's some sharks you should like.

In any case, don't sweat it.
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I'm actually not a huge fan of Mexican food but I do enjoy this.
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>>101915452
Don't knock it till you try. The glories of the Carny are not for the weak of heart, but for those with courage there exists flavors beyond flavors.
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>>101915391
Think about it rationally, why would there be blood in muscle tissue?

It's myoglobin. It's the red pigment in the muscle of mammals.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoglobin

Blood is hemoglobin. Very similar things, so they share many properties.
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>>101915474
WHO DID THIS!
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>>101915191
So what kind of fish you ate back then? Salmon? Tuna? Herrings? Lamprey? Pike? Eel?
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>>101915474
Fucking Choco-tacos man. God I am so baked I could eat exactly twelve of those little fuckers right now, all dipped in some brown gravy.
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>>101915544
Welcome to America.
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>>101915153
Why does anime food almost always look plastic and unappetizing?

Western cartoons never seem to have this problem, even the stuff that should be disgusting looks delicious.
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>>101915191
Fish oil contains Omega-3 fatty acid. Which apparently is good for you.
If I take any fish oil pills, I get intense nosebleeds. So I don't.
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>>101915191
fish is not required in your diet.

try frozen breaded fish fingers. no bones, no skin, not especially fishy in smell or taste. it's the fish equivalent of a chicken nugget.
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>>101915626
Nigger, he wanted Choco-taco, not some shitty build your own Tacosmell knock off.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choco_Taco
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>>101915450
Well the populations of america at the time those were exported were tiny. So it's not the fact that they appeared "native" to other countries but that they were never native in terms of cuisine to anywhere to begin with.
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>>101915626

Shit, America really does invent the best foods.
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>>101914926
Fried chicken liver with onion. I love it.
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>>101915268

>>101915527
This guy is right. If there's blood in your meat you should get your butcher fired.

Also, how do you think jews even eat meat?
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i was pretty dissapointed when i learned that ramen always has heavy fish flavour because broth always contains some fish stuff, i forgot it's name. Well its like "instant broth".
It's not like i dislike fish but it's too much for me.
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We do curry nights in the Bonglands.

Wish we had more texmex joints though, takes some work hunting down a good fajita.
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>>101915707

>Potatoes and corn and beans and squash and peppers

>Not developed into domesticated crops from thousands of years of farming.

Wut?
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>>101915775
Don't they prefer foreskins?
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>>101915527
>Why would there be blood in muscle tissues

Well because veins and capillaries run through them? As a method of delivering oxygen and removing waste from the muscles? Now I'm not exactly a biology major but that would seem to be the explanation for me.

Now more to the point, If myoglobin is "very similar" in composition to hemoglobin, wouldn't this render this conversation moot? It would still taste more or less the same as blood to the human tongue.
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>>101915820
>texmex
Oh my bongoloid friend, you do not know the glories of true Fajitas.
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>>101915689
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choco_Taco
>Choco Taco is a traditional Mexican dessert food resembling a taco, consisting of a sugar cone–like taco shell waffle cone, reduced-fat vanilla ice cream, artificially flavored fudge, peanuts, and a milk chocolate coating. The product was invented in Philadelphia in the 1980s
>Traditional Mexican dessert food
>Invented in Philadelphia in the 1980's
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>>101914995
How about fermented shark?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl
>Rotten shark is chosen instead of fresh shark meat because the meat of the Greenland shark is poisonous when fresh
So... it's normally poisonous, so you let it rot and then you eat it? Somebody must have been REALLY hungry.
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>>101915559
I have no idea, probably fish that my parents used to eat back in their home. They're Asian. Salmon sounds like a good entry level fish.
>>101915469
I like shrimp and prawns, so I'm sure I could try other types of seafood that aren't fish.
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>>101915820

Coming from a Texan, Texmex is amercanized bullshit. Real Texas BBQ or real Mexican food from Jalisco are the top notch stuff.

I'm jonesing hard for a nice bowl of caldo de res right now. Sucks when you want mexican food in cajun country.
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>>101915867
Beaners please, your food does not taste "better" because it's more "authentic".
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>>101915848
No matter how many times I see this gif, I am put off by how absurd it is.
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>>101915848
That is pig disgusting.
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>>101915863
This conversation would moot, but there's one little issue.

Consuming blood is how you get

FUCKING

AIDS

among other diseases. I brought this up because it's a common misconception, and consuming blood that isn't carefully prepared to eat is dangerous.
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>>101915879
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igunaq
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>>101915820
>We do curry nights in the Bonglands.
Of course, my multi-cultural infidel
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>101915879
>Somebody must have been REALLY hungry.
obviously, greenland isn't fit for living
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>>101915975
>If you eat blood you get aids

If you eat beef you get mad cow disease.
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>>101914399

>tfw your countries only unique contributions to food are tree sap and greasy fries with cheese and gravy

A-at least it's good, r-right?
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>>101915474
That looks absolutely delicious. Time to go buy some chocolate.

When I imagine myself becoming rich I imagine myself living in a large house and eating all the different kinds of foods and junk foods I want without worrying about the costs. No women, no cars, no clubs, just a really nice house, gluttony and a big screen to watch anime on.

Am I weird?
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>>101915848
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>>101915879
>It has a particular ammonia smell, similar to many cleaning products

WHO WOULD EAT THIS?
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>>101915863
The blood is drained off when the meat is butchered. It spoils too quickly.
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>>101916029
You don't know shit about the glorious food at Vancouver.
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>>101915936
Hell yeah, I lived in El Paso for a few years and the food they made was 10 times better than the shit you get in Dallas.
I would only ever go back for the food.
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>>101916023
This isn't even a joke. This isn't salmonella from eggs. Unless it's your own blood that hasn't been contaminated, transferring blood and consuming blood is very risky.

I just thought you'd like to know that instead of blood, meat is full of what is essentially lactic acid. It's the same little tidbit of knowledge such as the fact that blood is always red, and never blue. It's doesn't hurt to educate.
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>>101916029
The tree sap is good man. I put it on steak all the time.
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>>101915944
Totally. I appreciate the authenticity up to the point. After that I don't want your weird meat and poor standards
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>>101915863
Carcasses are drained of blood. That's why they hang on hooks for so long and all.

I don't really think the taste is similar either. Coming from a guy who has regular nosebleeds and always sucks on cuts I know at least my blood tastes different from meat juice. But my blood also tastes very different from my mum's blood sausage, but I suppose that is due to the cooking.
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>>101915848
I understand why the guacamole is textureless green goop, pretty standard cheap mole, but what's happening with the meat?
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>>101916143
>maple syrup on steak
not that bad of a choice actually... but I use mine for waffles and pancakes. Oh, good for bacon too.
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>>101916067
I am living that dream right now. I am retired and all I do is watch anime browse the internet and four times a day get delivery from grubhub.


It really isn't a satisfying life.
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>>101915856
Who knows.
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>>101915707
Native American populations were hardly tiny before contact, it's just that they rapidly began to diminish when Europeans came due to disease.

Interestingly enough, the epidemics that Europe unwittingly brought ties into food culture as well: In both North and South America, tribes generally didn't cultivate much, if anything, in the way of livestock, while European practices of raising birds and mammals were a big factor in the development and spread of virulent disease over time.
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>>101916198
>mum's blood sausage,

Yeah I bet your mum's 'blood sausage' is good.
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>>101915879
Did someone say fermented shark?
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>>101916215
Wait, what? I dont remember this scene in PSG. Time to rewatch
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>>101916067

I know that feeling bro.

I have fucking dreams about eating food. Sometimes I wake up, drooling as I think about that shit.

Actually, most of my life revolves around food. I think about what I'm going to eat next pretty frequently, and it's of huge concern to me.
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>>101916305
It's from the OVA.
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>>101916140
Consuming blood is not risky in and of itself. If it's infected, then it is risky. Lots of people consume blood, even fresh blood, daily.
I love blood sausages.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_as_food
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>>101915867
>>101915944
Nah, I've had authentic mexican before, and it's definitely been the best I've had, but I'm just being realistic here, the most I expect to find locally is texmex.

My dad used to make really good mexican, gonna steal his recipes one day. I do love making some guacamole when I can get my hands on avocados.
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>>101915976
This is totally off topic and out of left field but...

How did the Inuit not get scurvy? It jsut occurred to me that they have access to almost no fresh vegetables, and certainly no citrus fruits. Human cells can't form cell walls without vitamin C, so how exactly did the eskimos survive?
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>>101916092

I'm from Montreal. Most people here are convinced that Ottawa is the end of the earth, and Toronto is in the underworld.

What foods did Vancouver invent?
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Indian curry > Thai curry = Japanese curry
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>>101915944

I bet you don't even have cilantro in your fajitas you heathen.

>>101916108

There's awesome places in Ft Worth if you make the drive. Esperanza's (who also have a bakery), and there's a hole in the wall on the same street but closer to downtown that I'm trying to remember. It's right next to the old La Playa and the new building complex they put on that main street stretch. Both are top notch and reasonably priced. You should get out for under $12 with tip and have leftovers.

Or just load up on $1 Barbacoa tacos and eat until you burst.
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>>101916405
>I do love making some guacamole when I can get my hands on avocados.
Go to store. Buy avocados.
Fuck, that was hard.
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>>101916428
>How did the Inuit not get scurvy? It jsut occurred to me that they have access to almost no fresh vegetables, and certainly no citrus fruits. Human cells can't form cell walls without vitamin C, so how exactly did the eskimos survive?
Vitamin C from raw meat and fat. Vit C doesn't survive cooking, so what little Vit C that was in meat wouldn't be available unless you are wiling to eat raw blubber.

Inuit have modern diets now. So they got to worry about fresh food as much as everyone else.
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>>101916429
Vancouver is credited with California roll along with California. Vancouver's got the most authentic Cantonese food outside of HK. Indian cuisine's massive here too.

Some people hate fusion with a passion, but that's where Vancouver's at.
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>>101916508
You do know that to 1/5 of the world's population cilantro tastes like soap. There is no explaining it and it seems like it is a random occurrence rather than genetically linked.
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>>101916371
It's cooked. If you lick someone else's fresh cut or something, there's no need to call the poison hotline, but you don't fuck with it. There are retards who buy fresh pig's blood just to drink as if they were vampires.

I have no issue eating blood sausage or blood cakes. I've also has blood soup. But I come from a family of butchers, and we don't fuck around with blood. If you get your hand cut, you bandage it and then wear a glove for the rest of the day. And shit is thoroughly washed.

You better hope that's how shit works at your local butchery, because those carcasses don't come in clean.
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>>101916428
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/questions/question/3329/
>One of the theories is that it’s actually the raw meat and fish, the main component of their diet, which does have a significant amount of Vitamin C in. The Inuit living on fresh raw meat and fresh raw fish would actually manage to get enough vitamin C, and particularly, there's a lovely traditional Inuit staple called muktuk which is the skin of the beluga whale, and this has a lot of vitamin C in it. Also, the organs of sea mammals and apparently, the stomach contents of caribou, though I'm not sure they would actually eat that - maybe they just fed it to the dogs to keep their vitamin C up.
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>>101915986
m8, curry is the third most british thing after Stephen Fry and our german queen.

>>101915936
Where should I go when I visit Texas? Somewhere in Houston?
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>>101916631

Sucks to be them?
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>>101916529
Shopping is hard.
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Do you want a super cheap, super easy curry recipe that even you can make?

Brown onions.
Remove.
Brown meat slightly.
Remove.
Put in Potatoes, Daikon, Carrots and a can of coconut milk.
Add a few spoons of curry powder and mix well.
Simmer until soft.
Add onion meat.
Finish until cooked.

Fuckin tasty, 2 simple ingredients curry flavoring, and no MSG like the blocks.
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>>101916067
After I marathoned Yakitate Japan I got a 40° fever and I spent like two days hallucinating about breads. I had fucking crossiants flying around in my room while I was lying on the bed and at one point I started rolling around on the floor trying to get dressed because there was only 30 minutes left to get my bread baked or else I would drop out of the competition.
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>>101916686
I guess, I honestly don't know what cilantro is supposed to taste like. All I get is an unpleasant soapy taste and so I ask for it not to be put in my food.
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>>101916743
We've been there, bro.
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>>101916743
God that was a great anime at first. It is too bad that it started to get stale after about 25 episodes. I sometimes think about going back and finishing it just for the reactions and this motherfucker right here.
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>>101916725
>no MSG
Fuck that.
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>>101916669

If you're in Houston and downtown at lunch, ask a local where the underground is. There's a Fallout Vault style network of passages down there with shops and restaurants. One of them had decent BBQ IIRC.

Otherwise, the places I really know are Ft Worth, Wichita Falls, Corpus, El Paso, Waco, Austin and a few small towns.

SOP for a good Mexican in a random Texas city is.

1. Find where mexican town/little mexico is
2. Find a place that smells really good, but also doesn't looks super scary or dirty
3. Carry cash and go inside.
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>>101916650
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV-_bSZMh6U

Blood is not the problem. Infection is.
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Where do I start with getting into Japanese curry, /a/?
please spoon feed me
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>>101917051
Buy it from a japanese restaurant.
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>>101913890
>americlaps
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>>101916977
>Carry cash
>mexican town/little mexico
Yes my gringo friend. This is excellent advice and I wholeheartedly encourage you to do it.
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>>101916834
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>>101914247
>tacos
>not burritos
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>>101914696
Why did I laugh at that stupid image
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>>101917051
Depends on where you live. If you don't have a local Japanese restaurant or an asian food market order prepared mix online and follow the instructions.

>>101917089
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>>101917145
This, having taco's when you can have wraps/burrito's is just retarded.
Taco's are just chips with sauce, that isn't dinner.
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>>101916992
>nogs
>doing dumb shit
>therefore it's ok
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>>101917051
If you are in the States, check out the Asian foods section in Wal-Mart. Mine has Japanese curry.
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>>101916839
While MSG in small amounts is fine, I don't need that in my home cooking.

Save it for when I eat out.
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>>101917312
>Calling noble savage maasai nogs
shamefur dispray
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>>101917307

Real tacos with homemade corn tortillas aren't hard.

Wraps are some serious sunshine state bullshit.

But you like burritos, and that makes you okay in my book. Because they are fucking delicious.
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>>101917417
>Maasai
>Have a culture of thievery
>Jump for no apparent reason
>Bix nood
>Not nogs
Thank you tumblr, your input is appreciated.
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>>101917051
There's recipes for it online that uses no ingredients you can't find in a normal supermarket. It takes literally hours to cook though.
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>>101917636
Still better than gypsies.
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>>101917417
What I'm saying is, the Viets use congealed blood stock cubes and shit. They're smart about it.
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>>101917678
I wasn't arguing that, just that to claim that Maasai aren't nogs is ridiculous.
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>>101917451
I like buying the soft corn tortillas and frying them myself.
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>>101913890
Is taco night an east coast thing? I've never heard of it before.
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>>101917749
Middle America
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>>101915195
Black pudding is delicious.
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>>101917661
>normal supermarket
>finding good sake
>finding mirin
>finding ichiban dashi

The only thing you can find that's good in a normal supermarket is soy sauce, but that's only if you have that asian knowledge.
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>>101914399
Lol. Europoors eat and do so many traditional America things that they don't even realize that our culture has over-written theirs. Ever heard any modern music Euro's? Well we invented it about 100 years ago in New Orleans, its called Jazz. You're welcome.
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>>101917749

It's a whole America 1960's thing that still persists in some places.
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>>101917810
Oh man the midwest is terrible. If it isn't incredibly humid and hot then it is snowing 6 feet.
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>>101914399
Ketchup I guess, or simply tomato sauce, as tomatoes are natively american.
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>>101917862
>Jazz

Only good thing to come out of America in a long while.
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Does Japan know that curry is far superior with pita bread than rice?
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>>101917922
Don't forget bourbon whiskey.
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>>101917965
And internet porn
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>>101917944
>Pita
Do you even naan?
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>>101917922

I dare you to come down here to the home of Jazz and try the food and say that again.

Seriously, the food is good.
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>>101917989
And nuclear weapons.
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>>101917944
>pita bread
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>>101918009
>>101917989
>>101917965
Imagine a world without these things.

Anime would not exist.
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>>101918008
>>101917922
Cajun food is pretty unique. I enjoyed it greatly. Want to have some good Jambalaya right now tbh.
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>>101918001
>>101918021
Pita bread is superior to naan.
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>>101917451
I make them all myself, 'sunshine state bullshit'.
>americlaps
All this thread did is prove how retarded americlaps are.
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>>101918008
Coming from Australia, where all we invented was lamingtons and pavlova, the food tastes better everywhere but here.
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>>101917825
http://norecipes.com/karei-raisu-japanese-curry-rice/
The only hard to get thing here is yukon gold potatoes.
inb4 I'm a casual etc.
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>>101918137
Is it true you can't even huff the gas in failstralia?
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>>101918101
out
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>>101918198
Do what now?
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>>101918245
Is it true that petrol in straya is made in such a way that you can't even inhale the fumes to achieve a high?
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>>101918101
The difference in taste should be clear.
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>>101918289
What, no. What do you think the aboriginals do all day when they're not begging for money or smokes.
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>>101918008
>watch Treme
>really want a fucking po boy
>nowhere to buy them
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>>101913890
>>>/jp/
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>>101918357
I thought that the abos ruined it for everyone by being retarded with that shit and dying, so the petrol companies were selling fumeless petrol.
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>>101918357
Commit incest? Rape drop bears? Sniff glue?
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>Live in murrica for a year
>Tried some Sauerkraut because I missed local food
>Pig disgusting

Jesus christ, what have you done america?
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Curry is the best
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>>101918420
No, and this is the first I've ever heard of it.

>>101918437
You don't fuck with drop bears, m8.
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>>101918390

I'm going down to Mike Andersons to get a gator poboy right now wit sweet potato fries.
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>>101917451
>sunshine state bullshit

what the hell does Florida have to do with anything?
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Show me a better trap than this
You can't
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>>101918506
Does Pico like curry?
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>>101918444
The sauerkraut that you get at Costco is actually really good. I usually get a polish with it.
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>>101918506
aaand fuck. There goes my trap thread
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What do you guys think of multivitamins? I have a half assed balanced diet, but I'm not entirely sure if multivitamins even work.
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>>101918437
>Sniff glue?
Jenkem
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>>101918543
FUCK I love costco poles. Cheap as fuck and always delicious.

Man now I need to come up with a reason to by 76 rolls of toilet paper so I have an excuse to go eat one.
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>>101918560
Eat your vegetables, faggot.
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>>101918597
Fuck that man, I just walk in through the exit. Also the combo pizza there is the best pizza around.
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>Live in socal.
>Have access to legit tacos at several locations.

Oh my god they're so good. A bit tiny, but so good.
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>>101914399
>ctrl+f "chili"
>1 result and it's talking about chili powder in curry

I bet you guys assume all Americans adhere to your shitty "clap" meme too.
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>>101918560
Probably just make your shits expensive. Many vitamins aren't absorbed very efficiently without co-transport molecules found in the food from which you'd normally obtain them.
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>>101918506
Where's the spikes?
I only see one, and it's only obscured by a thin layer of fabric.
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>>101918744
I don't even know what this thread is about anymore, but it's making me hungry.
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>>101918728
Chili is traditionally a South American dish an comes from an ancient cannibal method of cooking people.
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>>101918420
>>101918472
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opal_%28fuel%29
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Is there any american food that actually makes a little girl look cute while eating it?
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>>101918813
Stuff like this makes a good case for eugenics.
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>>101918597
German Spreewald Sauerkraut with Bockwürsten or Rouladen is the best thing ever.
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>>101918825
burgers can be cute
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>>101918813
Fucking niggers, is there anything they can't ruin?
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>>101918956
Is that a cum burger?
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>>101918825
Ice cream.

Seeing a cute girl hold her hair back with one hand while she bends her head and delicately licks it, only to end up with a little smudge on her cheek that screams out to be licked off is fucking amazing.
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>>101918888
Probably not.
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>>101918813
Huh. My car takes 95, and that shit's fumes haven't changed since I started driving.
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>>101918744
Yeah. I figured, since it sounds too good to be true. They even ask you to eat it after a heavy meal.
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>>101918965
>implying that they're even remotely comparable to abos
I have literally never met an Australian who does not hate them with a passion.
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>>101918956
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>>101918994
Nigger do you even into Carl's Junior?

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.
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>>101919102
What's the fastest way around town? Roll a five cent piece down the road and hop on an abo's back.
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>>101919102
You have never had the pleasure of dealing with an antique farm equipment.
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>>101918722
This is one of the good things about living in SoCal is the Mexican food you get.
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>>101919026
I didn't think of it that way, but you are entirely right.
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>>101919078
I tried multivitamins for a bit, if I didn't eat a heavy meal before taking one I'd actually get stomach cramps. Kinda self-defeating to have a nutritional supplement that requires you to overeat.
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>>101918825
while looking for an answer I ran into this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcd5qU-08jo#t=67
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>>101918956
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>>101919240
go sleep under a fan corean
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>>101914436
>Japanese curry isn't good.

Their instant curry is terrible compared to real curry, but as junk food goes it isn't that bad.

The "hot" curry is disappointingly mild though.
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>>101919231
Supplements are more for getting nutrients you don't get enough of, rather than eating less, or dieting.

For example, Omega-3 if you're not fond of fish.
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>>101919240
This is pure gold.
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>>101919240
>Hangul
Shouldn't you be playing StarCraft dog eater?
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>>101919317
And it's still too spicy for Mashiro? Damn.
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>>101919447
She's just a kid.
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>>101919317
Mmm, shiny lumps in sauce, how appetizing.
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>>101918956
loli h8 burger
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>>101919317
Gotta buy the real chink stuff. With the moon and and shit.
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>>101919447
That wasn't instant curry, that was homemade.
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>>101919604
Does anyone have the PARTY HARD with Mashiro?
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>>101919512
Food photographers have a weird sense of "appetizing" looking food.
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>>101914399
Dude like practically all cuisine is derived from other cuisine.
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>>101919240
That's not cute, it's uncanny.
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>>101916596
Interesting. Im really into indian and chinese cuisine, and chinese qts. Im from montreal too, but im not same anon you replied to. I'd like to move to vancouver but the rent is high and weather seems bad.
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>>101919240
Oh God, I fucking love you, Japan.
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>>101919816
>Japan
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>mfw white people have never had a real taco
>mfw people actually eat and enjoy eating from Taco bell

Absolutely disgusting.jpg
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>>101919816
>can't tell difference between moonrunes and chicken scratches
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>>101919816
>Hangul
>Japanese
Learn the difference, it might save your life.
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>>101919849
The first words of the video are literally "Freshness Burger, a national hamburger chain in Japan".
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>>101919807
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSX0pzwaTUU
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>>101919915
Started in Japan, franchised in corea. The commercial is corean.

absolutely disgusting
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>>101918499
I think they were referring to California.
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Do people seriously have "taco night"?
My mom would just have us eat cereal or an omelet for dinner on sundays
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>>101920066
Sunday isn't taco night you fucking retard.

What you think Taco Tuesday means you stupid nigger?
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>>101919971
>korean
>it's talks about Japan, Japanese culture, all the signs are in Japanese, it shows a Japanese menu and Japanese television

What is wrong with you faggots? I'm in tears here because Japan did this brilliant thing.
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>>101920066
Do people still have dinner with their families?

Shit, I don't even..

I just eat whenever and whatever I want. I even eat cereal before I go to sleep.
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>>101920109
But I thought it was spaghetti Tuesday.
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>>101920118
Except it's a Korean commercial. It's like when you see a Honda commercial or something. It isn't made by the Japanese but they are selling something made by them. I can't believe I have to explain this.
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>>101915191
I feel you anon, i never eaten fish in my life.
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>>101920118
And you fail to see how the corea's steal everything and once it has gained widespread cultural acceptance claim it was their own invention. Stop being a fucking ignorant nigger and look at the title of the video you fucking americlap.
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>>101920211
I don't care if Koreans made the commercial. This was done in Japan, they get the credit.
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>>101919816
If we were Japanese and the thread was real life, we could slit your throat for that shit.
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>>101920118
COREAN GO HOME
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>>101920230
>What is a video mirror?
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>>101920239
haha oh wow
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>>101920230

I remember talking to my japanese friend's mother, she went on about how the Koreans are the jews of asia.

It was entertaining.
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>>101920300
Jesus just run the hangul through google translate you lazy shit. It says right there that it is a corean commercial.
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>>101920239
"Korea" is terrible attempt to keep nation of Corea down by Japanese oppressors, by denying place before Japan in dictionary that rightfully belongs to Corea. Therefore anyone calling Corea "Korea" should be dismissed as racist, and not allowed to leave without giving apolojuice nida.
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>>101914450
american tacos are better
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>>101920109
>Sunday isn't taco night you fucking retard.
>What you think Taco Tuesday means

Wait.. wait. Today is Tuesday!

I didn't even realize it was Tuesday before I saw this thread. I could be having 5 for $5 tacos as we speak....
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>>101920375
Yeah, I was stationed in Corea for two years. It is almost unbelievable how bad Koreans are. They are incredibly rude, mostly ignorant, incredibly xenophobic, greedy to a fault, completely superficial, they smell bad(and no this isn't just some racist bullshit answer, they eat fermented cabbage every meal their entire lives and sweat that and garlic through every pore), their country is a shithole of urban decay and crime, they go out of their way to screw everyone including each other over on principle, their public works are so bad that everywhere you go there are open sewers so the country smells like shit, so hot headed that they will look for an excuse to start a fight over even the most innocuous comment, oh and little things like slavery still exist and are ignored by the police and authorities, and despite how shit their country is they are so jingoistic that they actually believe they live in the greatest country in the world and will shit on everything else because KOREA NIDA.

On the other hand their internet is incredible, like I have never had such amazing connectivity. Soju is pretty good too, even if the hangover is worse than moonshine.
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>>101915148
Someone's never been to Queens
New Park Pizza is the shit
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Corea is the cradle of humanity, a great nation sadly persecuted throughout history by racist Japanese. Yet with direction of our Glorious leader, Corea has relentlessly advanced to stand next to the former oppressors as equals and demand apolojuice nida.
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>>101919516
only kind i usually buy/see
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>>101920525
Well that isn't New York pizza. That is a real pizza.

Seriously if I wanted a lasagna then I would get a lasagna.
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>>101920603

That looks absolutely disgusting I hope I can find some in Little Tokyo.
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>>101920425
Fuck you Joseon.
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>>101920654
I think you are confusing New York Pizza with Chicago style.
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>>101920719
Yes I am.
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>>101920440
especially the homemade version of this
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>>101920574
That nation's still got overdue tributes that they need to give to China. Been this way since Ming China, way back in 1300s, and still is that way today.
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>>101920508
I think Korea has as a goal to deliver 1000mb/s internet speed to every citizen before 2016.
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>>101920669
Jjokbar dog will all die when Glorious Leader reunited the Chosen people and burns the islands clean.
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>>101920376
Would you look at that?

http://www.spikes.asia/winners/2013/media/entry.cfm?entryid=1388
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seomnara wonsung-i go home
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>>101920786
Apolojuice

I just fucking got that. Fucking brilliant.
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>>101915474
that shit is not mexican food, indeed i don't know what the fuck is
that
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>>101921044
I used to get those from the Ice Cream man when I was a kid. They were really fucking good.
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>>101915956
>>101915967
>>101916071
It's a Saturday Night Live skit.
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>>101921044

>Never enjoyed the pure sex that is a choco taco.

I feel sorry for you, anon.
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Gokiburi go away, if you can't even type with proper English what are you doing on an English image board. Japanese are educated enough to be able to converse fluently and provide meaningful contributions to the discussion unlike kimchi bastards, even if we unfairly have to use a VPN to post.
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>>101921486
>have to use a VPN to post
Really?
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>>101921550
Most Japanese IPs are blocked on 4chan, unlike those chon bastards that get to spew their ignorance where ever they wish. Truly moot is a Jew and sympathizes with the Jews of the east.

Has /a/ ever read Kenkanryu?
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>>101919848

I know it ain't real mexican food, but the shit is pretty good as far as fast food goes.
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>>101921784
I hear it's inferior to a lot of international Mexican fast food joints.
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>>101920603
Same here. Wife and I usually have it about once every 2 weeks.
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>>101921895
Fuck off back to reddit normie
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>>101913890
Dammit I'm making pizza /a/. Don't make me crave tacos. I don't have the right ingredients to make it right now.
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>>101922447
Taco pizza.
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>>101921486
>Japanese are educated enough to be able to converse fluently and provide meaningful contributions to the discussion

/int/ would like to have a word with you.
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>>101914399
Twinkies and processed foods. We also have plenty of modificed foods from other cultures too.
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>all these hipsters saying they don't like murrican style tacos

Your mothers/You just can't cook.
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>>101922587
They got nothing on the original style, go to mexico, get raped an then eat true tacos.
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>>101914450
>Real tacos

DURR DID YOU KNOW DAT CHINESE FOOD ISN'T EVEN DA FOOD DEY EAT IN CHINA!?
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>>101922576
Those aren't real Japanese, they are gokiburi pretending to be Japanese to ruin the image of the Japanese people in the eyes of the world. There is no level that the zainichi will not sink to in order to weaken the country they live in. I think that the best way to describe them would be as has already been stated, they are exactly like the Jews.
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>>101922732
>>101922587
don't listen to that guy, they're just inferior burritoes
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>>101915633
Shut your fucking mouth.
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>>101915633
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka has some of the best anime food porn.
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>>101922754
I will be having stinky tofu tonight, bro.
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>>101914384
>Because "taco night" began as a suggestion in woman's magazines as a way to change up the usual menu by introducing ethnic food to the diet of middle America. That is exactly what it is.
Yeah and Christmas is actually just a reappropriated pagan holiday

Either way no one gives a shit anymore
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>>101922587
>American tacos

This is why everyone hates America
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>>101914926
>>Testicles
Have you heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters?
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>>101922754
this

How bout you guys lecture us about the proper way to eat sushi next?

Or maybe we'll go to a mexican restaurant and when the waiter brings you your food you can say "gracias" with a big fucking smile on your face. Then watch it vanish when they reply "de nada" and you have no fucking idea what to say next.
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>>101923090
>those old people who say gracias like it is the funniest thing they have ever done in their life.

also
>those news anchors that pronounce spanish words with way too much accent.
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>buttblasted mexicans think they own america now
this is like austimal weebs correcting every prounounciation
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>>101923090
I don't know about you, but eating Chinese is about being rude as fuck and just help yourself since the waiters don't give a rat's ass about customer service.

Oh yea, learn how to use Chopstick, and learn to read Chink.
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>>101923281

Well, they do own the shitty parts. Texas, Cali, Florida, etc.
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>>101923281
I do find it funny that Spanish disappears into thin air the moment that I go north of the 49th parallel. It's like the spics haet high taxes or something.
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>>101923285
This
When I was a boy in China my grandfathers would always have these big parties in holidays, and the whole family had around 20 people. The food was great and no one worried about measily "manners". We ate what we liked and did what we want, and no one did gross things such as burping, a certain degree decency is implied.

When I came to the states and joined some family dinners, everyone ate like robots. There's a spoon for soup, a fork for salad, a knife for cutting, a knife for butter, a knife for bread......... give me a fucking break!!! What if I use the fucking soup spoon to eat my beans, what if I just pick up the soup bowl and drink the soup like that, what if i use my right hand to hold the fork!!? people would give me that " this is not how we do it in america look". I know your stupid rules, I just don't want to do them. And I've even read some rules about how you're not supposed to touch your nose or hair? WTF???

Oh and another thing, Why in the world are americans so scared of food that fell on the floor? It could be a perfectly clean floor that has just been cleaned 5 minutes ago so clean it shines, but a cookie fell on the floor, OH NOES!!! The cookie touched the floor!!!! it must have somehow picked up all kinds of scary bacteria and dirt!!! Better throw it away...

NO! It's a perfectly good cookie and it picked up NOTHING from the floor. And you're just WASTING perfectly good food when you throw it away. Oh and newsflash!!! Your HANDS have more germs than the floor most of the time...I've seen this commercial where this guy dropped a candy on the floor and he picked it up and ate it, like it's supposed to be gross or something... so pretentious
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>>101923201
"Yeah Tom, it was a sight to see today when Enrrrícó Méndévéz (ay!ay!ay!) and his family set the world record for number of people inside of a Ford F-150 pick up truck"
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Why do Mexicans eat refried beans?
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>>101923412
>the yellow savage encounters high culture for the first time
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>>101923593
because they can't do anything right the first time.
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>>101920786
I want jjokbal and soondae now.
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>>101923732
Sunday is fucking disgusting, and so are you.

Fucking Koreans literally the worst people on earth even if you count the jews as human.
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>>101918956
Agreed
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>>101923285
>proper way to eat sushi
>eating chinese is about being rude as fuck
>sushi
>chinese
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>>101923808
It's just blood sausage with some noodles shoved into it. Chill yo.
>captcha replant gookyur
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>>101923732
Fuck off Korean. Go sleep under a fan, you and your manhwa are not welcome here.
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>>101923593
Because they're fucking delicious
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>>101923908
A girl I knew legitimately believed in that shit.
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>>101923709
>The name is based on a mistranslation: in Mexican Spanish, the prefix re is an informal form of emphasis meaning "very" or "well", which has been confused with the English re, which more often indicates repetition. Thus, frijoles refritos really means "well-fried beans", not "refried beans". In this dish, the beans are often fried (once), but may also be baked, thus making the term "refried" a misnomer on two counts.[1]
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Seriously moot needs to block all the Korean IP ranges. They are the worst pieces of shit on the internet and ruin everything they touch. They are subhuman ignorant dog eaters and they polute the minds of anyone they speak with.
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>>101922491
I'm having sausage and cheese. I don't have lettuce to shred or any tomatoes either.
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>>101923838
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>>101924051
Then how did you make the sauce?
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>>101924039
you're starting to sound pretty korean to me then
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>>101924063
Typical Korean shit. Now are they going to claim they invented the hamburger?
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>>101924106
Go back to bed Korea, it isn't time for the Chosan to rise yet.
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>>101924136

Change it to "/a/ discusses Korea".
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>>101924081
He used canned.
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>>101917922
>Jazz
>Good thing

Jazz is to music what abstract expressionism is to art.
"Muh improv" = "Why bother with structure? Just fucking wing it and call it style"

God forbid the musicians use structure and have musical discipline to stay in time.
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>>101924039
He should just make a /kr/ board to lure all the koreaboos and then ban everyone that posted there.

I cant stand the spam with all those kpop and plastic bitches.
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Out of all Asians, Koreans have the most bad tempers, are the most violent, are the most angry, and if pushed to the limit, extremely cruel and murderous - overall a very unpleasant unfriendly harsh people to deal with.

The only reason that the Americans even deal with them is because of sunken cost fallacy.
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>>101924231
Korea is such a shit.
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>>101924250
Jazz was made by blacks, you think they have an idea of time signatures or just music theory in general? Course not.
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>>101924250
>no structure
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>>101924278
>The only reason that the Americans even deal with them is because of sunken cost fallacy.
That's the only reason we deal with anyone in the world.
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>>101924136
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>>101924250
Stop listening to black jazz and start listening to white people's jazz.

Its really complex, rich, educated.
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>>101924278
They behave like their jindo dogs. All bark and no bite. But jindos will bite smaller dogs but be submissive to bigger dogs. Kind of like being submissive to the US.
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>>101914384
I live in southern Texas and I agree that tacos down south are pretty fucking good. So many damn Mexicans here giving us fucking real Mexican cuisine! All this talk about tacos is making me hungry...
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>>101924174
What the hell is a Chosan? How do you know what a Chosan is? Pretty suspicious.
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>>101924373
What the hell is a jindo dog
Why do you know what that is
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>>101924412
He probably means Joseon, which is a Korean dynasty.
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>>101924250
>educated people talking about various musical artists and composers
>that one person (most of the time a coalburning know-it-all bitch that thinks she's smart but is just fucking retarded with a super inflated self-esteem) talks about loving jazz
>ITS LYKE JUST SO EXPRESSIVE AND FREE, YOU KNOW?
>ask her about Franz Schubert
>who?
>Romantic era composer
>IS THAT LYKE CLASSICLA? EWWWW
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>>101924278
maybe so but they're starting to really rival japan with technology, food, and better regurgitated western culture
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>>101924524
Only a dog eater would mispronounce it.

Nice try samefagging chin. I am on to you.
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>>101924081
I was lazy and used canned sauce that I spiced up.
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>>101924630
No they aren't and if you had spent even a month anywhere on the peninsula you would know that. The RoK is a shit hole. It is ugly, dirty, stinky, filled with unpleasant people, terrible food, and corruption. Their technology is shitty knock offs of what other people have developed, their "culture" is a laughable clusterfuck of failed attempts to steal themes and motifs from others and champloo them.

There is no redeeming facets to Korea what so ever, but the absolute worst aspect is the women. They are the worst in the world, and believe me after 12 years of traveling an having lived all over that is saying something.
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>>101923994
its an old joke.

Like "why doesn't Mexico win very many gold medals in the Olympics?"

because any Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim well is already in America
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>>101920066
We had taco night.

It was whatever arbitrary day we decided to have tacos. This regimented bullshit idea of a given day being taco day is either wholly made up or something only the worst suburban soccer moms would do.
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>>101924848
>Women
Very, very tough to beat Hong Kong in shitty women category. They've done it?
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Any scottish person here?

I just wanted to say that I love your breakfasts. Last time I went there we stayed at one guy's home where he rented out rooms next to the ocean and for breakfast we got beans in homemade tomato sauce, haggis, bacon, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes and bread with butter and cheese.

Imagine what a great way to start the day to eat that every morning. You'd probably get fat if you didn't exercise alot but still.
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>>101924751
You dun goofed
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only had japanese style curry twice. it was bretty gud
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>>101924615
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>>101924615
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News
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>>101924931
I am not Scottish, but I sure love their breakfast as well.
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>>101924909
Haven't been to Hong Kong, but they would have to be horrific artificial horrors of humanity to beat the Korean women.
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>>101924931
I'd say British breakfast in general is underrated. How can baked beans be bad? Granted everything else isn't very good...
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>>101924985
>>101924989
>Jazz
I bet she only listens to Wynton Marsalis.
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>>101924931
>beans, eggs, bacon

Thats a universal bacon eaten everywhere in the world
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>>101925029
>Fried mushrooms, tomatos, bacon, and sausage
>Not good
You unbelievable twat. I know you are just trying to throw some bait out and get a response, but seriously fuck you.
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>>101925133
Wow fuck you for not understanding that. I meant British lunch and dinner you unbelievable imbecile. Get some reading comprehension you inbred swine.
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>>101925133
Some people are hopeless in terms of their palette. I for one enjoyed back bacon, bangers, fried mushrooms and all the other pleasantries that comes with that meal.
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>>101924989
>Huey Lewis and the News
>googles them
>listens to "Hip to be square"

Yeah actually, they aren't bad. Retro as shit.
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>>101925235
inb4 thread is derailed even farther into dubs territory.
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>>101924989
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>/a/ tries to food the thread
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>>101924989
That was too meta for me.
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>>101924967

>that image

Anon what have you done. It's the thing that should not be.
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>>101924848
>terrible food

Korean food is far from terrible.
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>>101925332
so close
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Man, such a shame that it's winter now, else I'd head out and pick myself some mushrooms, fry them in a pan and put them in the oven on top on some bread and nice cheese.

Absolutely. Fucking. Delicious.

Anyone else here go mushroom/berry-picking?
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>>101925541
Korean food is shit, absolute shit. If you weren't born having kimchi shoved down your throat hole you might have recognized this, Kim. So why don't you go eat a fucking dog, and let the humans get back to their conversation, you inbred, ignorant, racist, little shit.
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>>101925761
Oregonian here. Matsutake, porcini, chanterelle, shiitake and portabello every fall. Shit is bomb as fuck. A couple of hours in the woods and I have bags of mushrooms.
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>>101925761
went morel hunting once. it was kinda fun.
ended up with a giant bag full of them

i don't even like mushrooms
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>>101925761
I'm cultivating my own mushrooms in my yard and bathroom. I've gotten a few harvests and they're delicious.
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>>101925766
Nice implications there.
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>>101925967
>Imply that Koreans are human
Nice try, Joo-won.
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We've literally gone from discussing curry to tacos to hating korea to jazz.

What the fuck /a/?
And the rage on this thread has gone down to /v/ tier of stupidity.
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>>101926127
rolling
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>>101926108
Where did I even imply that?
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>>101925848
>chanterelle

My nigger!

Fry them, dry them, boil them, put them in a stew or sauce. No matter what you do with them they're delicious.

Though for meat my choice of mushroom would be champignons, it goes great with the taste so rather than overpowering it it helps bring the flavour out of meat.

>>101925920
Be careful of getting mushroom spores in your lungs mate.
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>>101926226
Implying to my implications.
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>>101926268
What?
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>>101926291
By responding to my mention that humans were talking with
>Nice implications there.
You are imply that Koreans are humans, and not the jews of the east.
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>>101926360
I meant the stuff where you implied I was Korean because I don't think Korean food is terrible.
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>>101926631
That wasn't an implication. It is a straight up fact, no human can eat the garbage that they cook. Stop shilling Kyun.
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>>101926723
Prove it, fag
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no this is
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>>101926828
I'm a human
I can't eat korean food without wanting to vomit just from the smell.
Ergo humans can't eat Korean food.

Prove me wrong faggot.
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>>101926845
Who would eat monkey?
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>>101926127
It was a shit thread that attracts shitposting from the beginning. Starting a thread with a completely non-/a/ related post and lazily tying it to /a/ with an anime or manga picture will always result in dumb shitty posts with rampant off-topic blogging.
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>>101926933
How can I believe you're a human and not some highly trained monkey?
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>>101927576
Because unlike a Korean I don't eat shit.
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>>101918728
>Thinking about homemade chili with a fresh baguette while watching SOL anime
>Have nothing at home
>it's almost 2 AM

I'm torturing myself here.
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>>101926845
Who would eat a Korean?
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>>101927725
A korean, obviously.
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can the nips into burger? I often see them making an abomination called " Hamburger steak " its just ground beef you crazy nips....its more meatloaf than anything
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>>101924965
Its better then frozen pizza and it fed my belly.
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>>101927834
The fact that this burger is missing sesame seeds kinda pisses me off also ......
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>>101927834
HAMBUHGA is a Salisbury Steak.

HAMBUHGA is a Hamburger.

Yes the Japs can into some pretty tasty burgers.
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>>101927834
Real cut of beef is expensive as fuck in Japan. They couldn't really justify buying that. That's something we in Anglo-America don't have to worry about.
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>>101926127
>rage
There is none in this thread except for Korea.
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>>101927912
tis an abomination against freedom. We perfected the meat patty from Europe to embody freedom and they use the name all willy nilly
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>>101927912
korean burgers are shit though. I had a bulgogi burger when I was in Seoul and fifteen minutes later I was stuck hovering over one of those holes in the ground they call toilets, hoping my explosive diarrhea wasn't splattering all over my pants as it shotgunned out of my asshole.
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>>101914399
FUN FACT: THE HAMBURGER WAS BORN IN USA.
Listen up, you faggots...it's story time.

Once upon a time there was a fucking outlaw son of a bitch. He was really really hungry. So the fucking outlaw ran inside a diner. The bastard ran up to one of the greasy ol' german cooks.
EGH COOK. I want something fast. Something quick, something I can eat NOW.

The cook thought and thought and thought...."oh, I got exactly what you need buddy". Said the god damn cook.

Moments later, the fucking bastard bad guy ate that unidentified food. "Mein cook!" shouted the bastard, this is delicious!

The fucking cook had invented the fucking hamburger that very god damn day. Because the cook was from Hamburg, Germany, he named his new food the hamburger because the fucking bastard illegal was homesick.

The~end~ugguu~
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>>101927834
Yurop here. I've always wanted to know just how good the burgers are in the US. What resturant serves the best?
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>>101928171
Sasuga best city
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>>101928308
It depends, there's a lot of stuff that can go into a good burger, from the patty and bun, to the toppings. If you get a bacon cheeseburger, that bacon better be hella hot and chewy, and a burger cooked on a griddle is terrible compared to a grill. A butter toasted bun is also a great way to make a good burger.
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>>101928308
Chain Restaurant burgers are kinda meh compared to a burger you are going to get at a real restaurant.

If you have to go with a chain, 5guys, In&Out, and Fat Burger are all pretty damned good.

I heard Big Kahuna Burger was pretty good. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself.
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>>101928308
>what restaurant servers the best

AHAHAHAHA

That's like asking a Japanese what is the best noodle bar!

Most foreigners would agree that In N' Out and Five Guys are pretty damn good. Kojima loved In N' Out.

In five guys, they make a delicious burger, all the good vegetables thrown on, literally slugged in a brown paper bag and then the cook takes a batch full of peanut-cooked fries and throws them in the bag on top of the foiled burger and then adds more fries in the bag.

At the end, your left with a dripping brown, cheesy, meaty, grease bag. Literally.
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>>101928559
>Big Kahuna Burger
Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
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>>101928308
By sales alone i would have to say McDonalds
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>>101928659
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>>101928308
you can go almost anywhere and get a great burger. chain restaurants don't count.

>>101928541
>chewy bacon
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>>101928659
McDonalds has really lousy burgers. They're just kinda...small and dry, and big macs are kind of like eating a double cheeseburger with a sponge in between. At least BK has mayo on Whoppers and Wendy's burgers are usually a little juicier.
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>>101928642
My gf only needs sweets and cake
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>>101928642
No?
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>>101928752
>chewy bacon
>Not liking chewy bacon in which you can chew the most flavor out of it and get the salty taste in your mouth
Burnt bacon plebs go home.
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>>101928812
Tell 'em, Anon.
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>>101928842
The bacon overpowers the other flavors that way, and when it is crisp it provides a satisfying crunch and deepens the texture profile of the burger.

I bet you are one of those fat southerns that wouldn't know good taste if it came in your mouth.

What are you, Texan?
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>>101928940
Massachusetts
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>>101928308
The top-tier burgers are usually sold at pricier places that aren't "fast food" by definition. Diners that have high enough grade meat where they can serve a burger cooked rare and have it still be cooked enough for safe human consumption are the best, but you should have no trouble finding that in most countries.

Of your typical fast food chains, Five Guys is considered the best by many, but it's also probably the most expensive, so if you don't get at least a medium fries (which is still like twice as many fries as a large from McDonalds) to compensate for the cost of the burger ($5.50~ USD), you're an idiot.
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>>101928871
A Royale with cheese.
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>>101928972
Why am I not surprised. Some fat beantown yankee.
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>>101928989
A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
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>>101929088
Because of the metric system?
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>>101928308
>What resturant serves the best?
Depends on what you mean but I guess you're talking about chain restaurants.

I'll eat anything tier:
>MacDonalds
>Burger King
>Jack in Box
>Hardees/Carl's Junior
>Wendy's

Wow, this is a Chain Restaurant tier
>Five Guys
>In and Out
>Fat Burger
>The Cookout

Then of course there is you myaird of local restaurants which are all about knowing where the locals go.
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>>101929154
Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
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>>101929224
Sprite.
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>>101923090
You don't need to reply after "de nada" Unless you want to engage on a conversation.
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>>101929277
Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
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>>101929338
Go right ahead.
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>>101929405
Ah, hit the spot.
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>>101922754

Man, real chinese food is garbage peasant food. Never again will I eat at an ethnic chinese restaurant with their fried chicken feet without meat and tasteless flat noodles folded around shrimp. Fucking subhuman ork food.

American chinese is a vast, vast improvement.
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>>101928308
The best burger you can get in Eugene Oregon is the only burger they serve at Hole in the Wall BBQ. It is available only on monday nights, and is a half pound of ground sirloin smoked and served on a homemade bun with bacon, you choice of cheese and all the fixings.
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>>101929504
Since I moved away from home to another country and am living on a tight food budget all I can think about when returning home is being treated at the local chinese food buffet by my family and literally stuffing myself.

Oh man, I just started drooling.
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You will never have a What-A-Burger Burger no wonder you guys are filled with such sadness.

Also I think the reason why America is fat is due to being so damn broke so we buy fatty food that isn't good for you since its cheap while you could pay more money for less food that will not feed your family. Besides there is nothing to do in america except eat its like entertainment to us. I would love to go to Paris or something and see the sights. Since everything is pretty much a train ride there and back.
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I trust that all you gentlemen in the thread are already reading Shokugeki no Soma, correct?

Otherwise you fat munchers better pick that shit up right now.
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>>101929975
Texas pls go

Whataburger is garbage. As much as I hate California, they are the mecca of good HAMBUHGA
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>>101913890
What is a taco night?

We have curry nights here in my country.
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>>101930134
>What is a taco night?
See
>>101914080
>A pretty prevalent American habit of having a special night to eat "ethnic food" by having American style tacos.
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>>101930115

Not the guy you're quoting, but What-A-Burger is god-tier 3 a.m. drunk food. Best fast food patty melt in the game.
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But every night is carreh night, OP.
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>>101930470
They are the only patty melt in the game. Do you know why? Because patty melt a shit, only drunks and stoners eat that garbage.
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>>101930342
What a finely crafted response from someone who understands nothing
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>>101914926
>Testicles
PRAIRIE OYSTERS
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>>101930582
But that is exactly what Taco Night is.
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>>101915879
>Suddenly reminded of balut
>tfw lived/worked with dozens of Filipinos, and even THEY think it's gross.
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the curry they have looks disgusting as fuck
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currently eating the saddest of foods - leftover hamburger helper.
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Next you faggots are gonna tell me I shouldn't cook my steak all the way while putting barbecue sauce and ketchup on it.
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>>101931448
Those poor nuggets...
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>>101915848

I have never loled this hard at anything in my life.

Like, a team full of people had to get together to make that, and not one of them was like "whoa, what the fuck are we doing here, guys?"
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>>101931441
All curry looks 'disgusting as fuck', if you're one of those faggots who thinks that food can look disgusting. It's not French cuisine, it's just fucking tasty.
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>>101931448
I can't eat that stuff at all. Its just way too fucking salty. Why didn't try to spice up your left overs like turning it into a sandwich or something?
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>>101931694
I'm indian and I make curry. I think comparing what most murricans think are Taco's to what most Anime show to be curry is a good comparison
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>>101918956
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>>101922809
The Japanese have some of the worst English proficiencies in East Asia. Their TOEFL scores are godawful despite TOEFL being piss easy (I am a chink so I can tell you this has nothing to do with language differences).

The majority of Japanese and Japanese friends I know have one or more of the following: broken grammar, haphazard sentence structures, a fondness for neologisms and malapropisms, random Capitalisation and poor spelling. I'm not even talking about /int/ or some 2ch denizen spouting Engrish in an attempt to antagonise Westerners. Even those who can read and write decently in English often use stilted sentence structures, as though they're reconstructing the sentence from Japanese and they're altogether inarticulate when it comes to speaking the language. It's not surprising, considering the painfully inadequate standards of English teaching there.
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who defrost frozen hot dogs while taking a shower to save warm water here?
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>>101932045

You can't have a fondness for malapropisms. If you're using the wrong word on purpose, it isn't a malaprop. Also, most Americans have a fondness for leologisms. Selfie was our word of the year.
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>>101932045
I'd teach English in Japan cause even my half baked American English would be better then what they teach.
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>>101932078
>not showering with your hot dogs
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>>101932078
I use a couple gallons of fresh, warm tap water by defrosting in running water instead of using a bowl.
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>>101932078
Why fuck would I do that when I could leave them on the counter for a half an hour and not waste any water at all?
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>>101932045
A common thing that the Japanese would do is to mispronounce English words as they merely turn their Katakana form into Romaji. For example, this guy admitted on Pixiv that his misspelled Scharnhorst because he was just following the box on a model kit, and guess what? The said model kit got the spelling wrong because they took the Katatana, turned it into Romaji, and called it a day.
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>>101932163

You can do so easily and be paid decently for it if you are a native English speaker and have a college degree.
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>>101932213
>Showering is a waste of water
/jp/ you are showing
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>>101915518
Didnt someone invent deep fried coca cola a state fair?
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>>101932156
'A fondness for x' is just another way of saying 'they like to do x' as in 'they often do x', whether intentionally or not, or if they actually enjoy it or not.
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>>101932011
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I am one of those faggots that actually use knife and fork to eat gourmet burgers.

I cut the burger into slices and eat each slice where possible.
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>>101932411

That's not the OED 1 definition of fondness. If you mean they malaprop often, that's what you should say.
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>>101932519
massive gourmet burgers should at least be halved.

otherwise it's just a fucking mess
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>>101932238
>have a college degree.
I guess I should start working on that and my Japanese.
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>>101932666
And your shit taste in Mecha
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>>101932252
What I only shower once a week. Thats unless I get really sweating and busy during the week and then another. .
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>>101932772
I really shouldn't be talking, I haven't showered in a month or more. There is this warm slimey stinky shit in the space between my balls and thighs. Sometimes I grab a piece of kleenex and wipe it through that and smell it, but the last time I did it a few days ago there was red on the tissue and I freaked out a little.

Sometimes I start to think like a normie and gross myself out. Does anyone else from /jp/ have this problem?
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>>101933013
>I haven't showered in a month or more
Ohhh my god!!!! Take a fucking shower. That's gross. I can't even imagine how greasy your hair is.
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>>101932552
Language is nothing so stiff. The usage is somewhat in jest, as in the subject does x so often that one assumes it must be enjoying it. For example 'my coworker has an odd fondness for dog-earing every document he sees'. It is likely that the person simply has a unconscious habit or perhaps a neurological disorder but nonetheless there is a somewhat humorous tone in assuming that he must enjoy dog-earing documents since he does it so much.
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>>101933177
Or maybe you are just a faggot that doesn't into proper speakings
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>>101933169
That isn't so bad.

What is worst is under my foreskin. I tried jerking off the other day ago, but the smell made me gag and I lost my erection.
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>>101933222
Read a book.
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>>101933314
Reading is for faggots

Like you

>>101933286
Why am I not surprised that this is coming from /jp/?
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>>101933286
Your post just made me gag. You've given new meaning to the word shitposting.
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>>101933286
Moving from delicious burger discussion to your foreskin. Thanks, that made me stop drooling for good.
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>>101933286
How do you scratch your back?
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>>101933286
There was a guy who was so fat that he literally sat on his own shit because it was too troublesome or impossible to go to the washroom. When he went to the ER and the nurses wiped the encrusted shit from his butt, there were maggots living under the necrotic skin.
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High point of this thread: Choco Taco

Low point: tie between >>101933013 and >>101933481
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>>101933607
But I was Choco Taco and no shower for a month.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/480-pound-woman-dies-after-six-years-on-couch/nFCfB/
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>>101930115
>>101930546
>He doesn't like What-a-burger

pls commit sudoku
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-fused-chair-sat-years-dies-hospital.html
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>>101933607
I forgot to say my point, which is that this actually happened. When the nurses were pressing the maggots out of his bum, the smell was so overwhelming that the guy who related this, who was a paramedic by the way, gagged and ran out of the room. People can make all the caricatures they want of basement dwellers but there are worse things in reality. You can't make this shit up.

There was another news story about a woman whose butt fused with the toilet seat, I'll see if I can still find it.
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>>101933886
Texas/Oklahomo trash detected.

Listen Cletus, once you leave the trailer park and go somewhere that has actual good burgers you will realize what absolute shit whataburger is. It is bottom tier garbage and not worthy of murka.
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>>101934007
I'm actually a spic leeching off your glorious country you faggot.

I'll be moving up to see what you white trash actually call "food" soon.

Expect me
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http://www.emergencymedicalparamedic.com/most-horrific-obesity-story/

>>101934061
Just stay in your little quarentine zone, ie Texas California et al.

I really don't care about your leeching. I get muh AutismBux to sit in my basement and browse /jp/ for 18 hours a day.
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>>101934167
>implying you can tell me what to do
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>>101934281
Fine don't take my advice. Head further north and see what happens to a lone Mexican walking alone at night.
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>>101934340
We'll see anon, we'll see.
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I know there was an original topic to this discussion and I'm sure you remember it too. But what was it? Was it about curry, tacos, pizza, chilli, cultural appropriation, English, blood or shit?
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>>101934420
Koreans, the Jews of the east.
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>>101933286
Fuck it just gets worse. How can you live like that?



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