I think it's time for sweet bubblegum hair and the scent of strawberries.
Will dump previous pasta and create new ones by request. Give me a prompt and if I like it, I'll write it up.
You mean these?
Nope, although I do have that one saved! I'm actually not the one who wrote that up.
Wrote up and posted mine in the thread last night, and it was pretty lengthy. Ended up taking 3 individual prompts and turning them into one story.
Actually, I should clarify. I meant to say that yes, the final products do follow that same format, the ">you will never" shit.
No, that one isn't mine.
I want a Nonon/Satsuki drama CD where Nonon fangirls over her and Satsuki relaxes her alpha bitch persona ever so slightly and makes subtle, teasing jabs at Nonon.
You and me both.
Imagine how great KLK could have been if they didn't have to pander to pedophiles.
Imagine how great the discussion could have been if there was even the slightest ounce of factual evidence backing up your claim.
Honestly, if you're going to attempt a shitpost, you're better off just posting Nui or howling about how Satsuki-sama needs to step on you.
haha somebody re-posted the image I made
>muh pink loli
Nui is more pedobait than Nonon.
Nonon was really only a loli for that flashback. If that's how she was throughout the entire show, then you'd have more merit. But as it stands, she isn't and you don't.
Now are you going to contribute, or continue crying over lolis?
Post more Nonon damn it.
No she isn't.
She dresses like in sweet lolita style, but she is not short or flat, two of pedophiles favorite things.
I want to fuck Harime Nui.
>Now are you going to contribute
To what? A shit thread about the worst character?
Comparisons aside, none of what we've seen has been pedobait. It's just shitposters trying to derail.
Nothing wrong with that, but those massive drills are kind of off-putting.
That answers that question. You can close the tab now and turn your attention back to the other threads you've been shitting up.
Me too anon. Me too.
Don't make the wrong choices, next time.
I didn't say Nonon was flat.
Besides, she kind of is in her normal uniform, plus she is also short, and she surrounds herself with cute stuffed animals sometimes.
My point is she is definitely more pedobait than Nui.
But giant drills are the best drills, anon.
>using pics from /wtg/
Eh, I guess you have a point there.
My point was that they'd clearly get in the way when you give her the dick.
Oh boy is it Nonon-time already?
What are you doing Monkey
All Nonon's are best. Unless of course, you're referring to her uniform.
And I agree with you. First uniform a best.
It's always Nonon time, anon.
i prefer barelyanyuniform
TL note : Kuzu means shit
Hooking up with the best girl, clearly. Lucky bastard.
I think I just realized why Inu and Nonon shippers are so prevalent. Inu is the perfect self-insert for anyone who likes her.
If you're going to start making this a thing, you better be consistent. Miss even one thread and we'll shit on you for your negligence.
Wrong post m8
i'm not on /a/ all day,but i'll try
>tfw no video games to let you play as Nonon
Bingo dajingo. Inumuta is already just Anon as a La Kill. Perfect for projecting your Nonon lust fantasies onto
Looks like she doesn't mind his "little" problem
you apparently don't know the source of your pic, in addition to quoting the wrong post.
Look at the armband of the girl, it's a G in the form of a Snail, which is the symbol of Gaijin Entertainment, the russian developer of the game Warthunder.
the pic is from warthunder general, /wtg/
It might have been cold in that arena.
I self-insert as Monkey
Yes, I'm a loser that tries to act cool but never accomplishes anything
War Thunder is pretty cool. Keeps trying to jew me out of my shekles, but its worth grinding because its so fun.
Soviet master race reporting
He was fighting against a Ryuko in Senketsu while seeing EVERYTHING
Only Nonon shall roam the Cosmos.
>you will never live out lust fantasies with Nonon
Guy has a point. Sanageyamcha was nude, after all. And it looked like there was quite a breeze.
In another thread apparently the centimeter conversion (which came from an official magazine?) resulted in 4 inches. Which, for Japan, isn't really all that bad.
Better than self-inserting as Inu. Listen up, act cool for long enough and you become cool. Act confident for long enough, and confidence becomes part of your personality. Shit is just basic psychological results.
Become the monkey. Just don't job too hard.
Left for dead will have a skin for her sooner or later
How anyone can claim a character with hips like those is 'pedoshit' is fucking retarded. Nonon has some womanly, curvy ass hips man.
his dick is cannon 4.3 inches.
>soviet master race reporting
Oh god, please this. I want this.
>Nonon gets pounced by a hunter
>you will never grip those hips while you time your thrusts in tandem with her bucking
The thing is I'm already comnfident enough. I accidentally became the Monkey long ago and my friends like me for it
Still don't accomplish much though
Anyways back to Nonon
>You'll never take her baton from her and bully her hitting her in her head with her own baton
I use to like Nonon, but then Nui showed up.
Maybe he's a grower, not a shower
Swapping the old worst girl for the new worst girl. Well done.
That's how it was for me too.
Mako was my favorite, then Nonon, then Nui
>Playing the losing team
>Swapping the best girl for the second best girl. Well done.
>Implying Mako, Ryuko or Satsuki are any better
Also if you like that black background character you have the worst taste possible.
Best girl is Gama
>playing babby mode
Monkey x Nonon is the only right answer tho.
Nonon a cute
>Implying now I'm not going to write a story about Nonon, World War 2 Soviet Fighter Ace
Make Monkey on the loser team
Catchy and fitting as fuck.
why not japanese fighter ace you aspie?
I've been waiting for this opportunity for two weeks.
>Ryuko - American
>Satsuki - German
>Gamagori - Italian
>Nonon - Soviet
>Monkey - Japanese
>Inumuta - British
This thread lacks Mako.
Gama is actually american though
>You will never be dominated by Nui
I hope to jesus christ she gets some good femdom doujins with some self insertable guy I.E. not Gamagori
I can't think of what nationality Ryuko would be, then.
Put Inumuta in Italy and Ryuko in Britain and it'll be fine
I would've thought that Gama was Indian.
What, getting skull fucked by her and her huge dick?
Only if it were her. It's not gay to suck a girls dick right?
There is nothing about Ryuuko that seems British
I want to have consensual sex with her as equals
>Not a slav
Nonon makes me feel warm inside.
Is this love?
I don't know man
I just know that Italy is kinda crappy and their technology sucked balls in the WW2
Why do Nui fags have to shit up every Kill la Kill thread?
Who would Canada be?
The battle start!
Because nobody wants them.
Because like Nui, they're just begging for attention.
What would Nonon smell like
It's because of the massive amount of hate for her and people clamoring for her to die in horrible ways despite not really having done anything worse than a standard villain.
A huge amount of hate is going to generate an equal amount of love to counteract it
Jesus Christ Inu
What's wrong with you
Light, sweet, and puffy.
leave guy alone
His only regret is that he has Boneitis
At the age of 17
He's gonna have a hard future
>OH GOD WHY THIS HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH
I want to recognize that bulge
Jeez, look at that thing.
You could squeeze her entire vulva in your hand like a stress ball.
Nonon is kill.
>Implying I don't self insert as Gamagori
I can only self insert as a shota.
hi writefag, i was the impatient dude last night. i slept and now thread is gone. post again the massage one?
Just imagine burying your face in that thing.
:o someone used the picture i uploaded
nonon still best grill
>Figures revealed at Wonfes
>Just Ryuuko and Satsuki
>You will never wake up in the morning to find that Nonon is cuddled up next to you
>You will never be holding that perfect pink, warm, puffy softness in a bear hug in bed all day and all night
> no ZENI on grill
>No Monkey or Gama
I thought the monkey was part of the hat
i said this in the last thread
THE EPISODE WASN'T OUT YET
>Nonon will never step on your dick with her cute soft feet while she enthusiastically yells out "NANI SORE" with the warmest smile
>implying she wouldn't castrate you after intercourse
God I want to pin her down and fucking rape her
I want to pump her womb full of fucking cum
Please don't defile the Nonon.
stay classy /a/
I want to have passionate consensual cuddling with her.
That was unnecessary lewd and I apologize but that smug, that smug does something to me.
Why is she so perfect?
Posting massage one.
>you will never be daydreaming in the middle of class, itching to be free and finally test the limits of your Two-Star uniform
>you will never almost fall out of your desk in shock when the door is literally blown off of its hinges, letting out an exasperated sigh as Nonon walks in
>you will never find her amazing smile to be very infectious, spreading to you in moments as she motions for you to follow with one finger, promptly leaving the class
>you will never briefly apologize to the professor as he trembles behind his desk, secretly hoping the poor guy doesn't have a legitimate heart attack
>Nonon will never immediately grab you as soon as you leave the room and wrap you in a cute little hug, squeezing as tightly as her little arms will allow
>you will never run a hand gently through her hair and stare into those wonderful pink orbs, asking what has her so happy
>Nonon will never make a little squeal of delight and cover her mouth with both hands, her pride demolished by one little impulsive noise
>you will never barely keep a straight face and repeat your question, squeezing her shoulder slightly
>Nonon will never pull from her pocket a test with a PERFECT 100% boldly written on the front in Sharpie
>you will never (loudly) announce how happy you are for her, how you knew she could do it, how you never doubted her for a second, how you wish your grades could be perfect like hers
>you will never almost go into cardiac arrest as she slowly lowers her head with each praise, muttering something about how she could only do it because you were there to support her
This isn't the porn-hub comments section
Also putting name back up for anyone who wants to make requests.
>you will never skip the rest of your classes alongside Nonon, spending the rest of the day together to celebrate
>you will never drop Nonon off at the Elite Four commons, giving those angelic lips a slow and firm kiss before turning to leave
>Nonon will never take hold of your wrist and raise an eyebrow in the most evocative manner possible, asking where you think you're going
>you will never spend a few seconds formulating a manly and charismatic reply, only to be denied any words as she drags you into the commons
>Nonon will never drag you into the commons and towards the door to her room
>you will never greet Gamagoori-sempai with the most "muh nigga" head nod imaginable as he plays pool with Sanageyamcha
>Sanageyamcha will never give you a thumbs-up when he knows Nonon can't see
>doge will never continue to look at his laptop, probably staring at gay porn like the faggot he is
>Satsuki will never stop taking a sip of her tea to scrutinize you for a moment, before giving you the slightest of nods
>you will never feel incredibly humbled and awestruck by all this happening within just a few short seconds
>you will never walk through a pink door into the cutest damn room imaginable
>you will never slow to a complete stop and take in everything the room has to offer, stuffed animals as far as the eye can see
>you will never remark at her astonishingly large collection and tilt your head a bit when she awkwardly shuffles her feet, shrugging and saying that she likes stuffed animals a lot
>you will never close the door behind you and slowly walk up to your beautiful, musically-inclined girlfriend
>you will never look down at her and ask with a smile if she likes you even more
>you will never think you're fully prepared for her reply, only for her to catch you off guard with an unusual amount of bravado (even for her)
>"Let me show you."
>Nonon will never give you the most satisfying massage of your life, melting away all your stress in moments
>you will never offer to return the favor with the lewdest tone you can muster, eliciting a slight blush from her and then a nod as she turns around
>you will never slowly remove her dress as she stutters out a "n-n-n-ani sore?!"
>you will never ask her to trust you as you set the outfit aside, slowly working your fingers into the soft skin of her back and shoulders as she lies face-down on the bed
>Nonon will never make the cutest noises as you work tirelessly to please her, whimpering quietly and at one point even moaning
>you will never become extremely distracted by the rigid protrusion in your groin, trying valiantly to focus only on her and not her noises
>you will never fail spectacularly in doing this and succumb to your lewd impulses
>you will never start kissing her on the back, enjoying the feeling of her body tensing up with surprise
>you will never work your way up to her shoulders and then her neck, playing the daredevil and nipping at her ear and collar as she lies prone beneath you
>Nonon will never absolutely give in to what she wants and flip you over with surprising strength, sitting on top of your groin in just her bra and panties
>the two of you will never look into each other's eyes in complete silence, breaking it only to ask her "Are you sure?"
>Nonon will never call you an idiot with a slight smile, asking you why she would bring you to her room so late at night for anything else
>you will never chuckle in response to this and flash her a smile, running your hands up her sides and almost losing your mind when she closes her eyes and moans in that perfect fucking voice, arching her head back
>Nonon will never slowly remove her bra and drop it on your face with a quiet laugh, obscuring your vision just long enough for her to fully undress and lie on top of you
>Nonon will never stop you from undressing yourself, taking the time to enjoy the process by doing it on her own
>Nonon will never slowly lower herself onto you with quiet moans, hissing a bit when you break her hymen
>you will never be completely baffled by how confident she is despite having no prior experience
>you will never withhold laughter and try to focus on the moment when your realize that she's more perverted than she looks, having obviously learned what she's learned through online porn
I just wanna rub my dick on her legs for hours and hours at a time. I'd gloss that ass with so much spooge you could see the reflection from space.
Caught that incorrect "your" and changed it to "you" for future postings. Here's the conclusion:
>you will never wake up to the ever-joyful sensation of being eyefucked by rays of sunlight
>you will never groan and rub the sleep from those eyes, smiling a bit when you realize that Nonon had cuddled up to your during your post-coitus nap
>you will never slowly pull away from her and try to get out of bed, only to be grabbed by the wrist once again
>you will never turn your head back to look at her, the most gentle, affectionate gaze on that beautiful face of hers
>you will never ponder for a moment and truly come to appreciate how this side of Nonon is only for you, and will only ever be for you
>"Where do you think you're going?"
>you will never nod and slide back under the covers, just quietly pulling your bare chests together and embracing her, losing yourself in those pink eyes
>you will never tell her you love her, out of nowhere, breaking the silence
>you will never watch as moisture pools in the corners of her eyes, turning into full blown tears as she nearly squeezes the life out of you and says she loves you too
>you will never sleep in until noon with your naked girlfriend before finally crawling out of bed and getting dressed, walking into the commons as the rest of the Elite Four are having lunch
>you will never be astonished at how perfectly Sanageyamcha can ready lunch despite wearing a blindfold
>you and Nonon will never both be chided by Gamagoori-sempai, lectured on the rudiments of common courtesy and about how some noises should be kept to a minimum when it's the middle of the night and there are paper-thin walls everywhere
>you will never pull Nonon against you and rub the back of your head sheepishly, laughing it off while she looks like she wants to crawl in a hole and hide
Holy shit there's another one. I must've been more tired than I thought last night.
WHY IS SATSUKI HOLDING HER SWORD AT THE VERY END OF THE GRIP?
It ruins the whole shot for me. Like, what the hell. Looks stupid as fuck.
I understand your frustration, but you need to pay more attention to the show.
She was wielding Bakuzan with both hands when she stabbed her mom, and the left hand is the one that stayed at the bottom of the hilt because she's right-handed.
On the table for the future:
- Anon protects Nonon from Harime Nui by distracting her for as long as he can until backup arrives
- Nonon publicly humiliates Anon, which somehow actually turns into a really cute relationship and they fall in olev
- Satsuki walks in on Nonon and Anon, either kissing/groping or sexing
- Anon takes Nonon to a pancake place and is astonished by her appetite, and resolves to start making pancakes for her in the mornings
If you guys have prompts you would like added to this list, tell me now and we'll see which ones are worth writing up.
From this list, you all may choose one topic for me to write out in this thread if you feel so inclined.
Oh, and another popular suggestion was:
- Anon is friends with Nonon back in middle school, and her monkey recently died. Anon comforts her.
That makes sense. Though why would she relax her position with the sword in the left hand anyway if shes a right-hander.
How about Nonon tries to teach anon an instrument (for maximum confidence and smug) but anon is terrible (how cute)and then it proceeds to get lewd.
Who knows? Naturally feeling it out for yourself, it's obvious that holding the sword would be both easier and more comfortable with the hand further up on the grip, closer to the guard.
Trigger simply left it this way, and that's that.
But if I had to pick one, it'd be the pancakes.
I like this one. Added to the list.
If another couple of anons agree, we'll go with that.
>you will never use Nonon's butt as a pillow
Obamy why won't you make anime real already...
nonon goes on 4chan
>doing anything constructive or remotely beneficial
>expecting a focus on technological development at this point in time from any gov't
We've got a ways to go, anon.
This could play out in so many different ways...Nonon catches Anon going on 4chan?
Everyone knows that.
Who do you think wrote this
nonon catches anon going on 4chan or nonon finds anon's lewd folder
>lewd folder is nothing but lewd Nonon pics
Nonon shitposts on /v/
>ara ara, where did you get all of these, Anon-kun~?
add this 2 yer list m8tey
>memearrowing is considered writefagging now
>using meme arrows
Leddit pls go
>/a/ in three posts.jpg
Who else? Mako!
>Nonon will never sit on your face and then crush your neck with her thighs
>You will never go trick-or-treating with Nonon
>You will never smell and run your fingers through Nonon's delicious strawberry hair
>You will never go to the zoo with Nonon
Could I charm the bloomers off of Nonon with classical guitar?
I bet I can.
... I knew something looked odd about that filesize. God damnit.
>You will never go trick-or-treating with Nonon
Well, let's concentrate on what we can do then
I'm calling out something for being totally lazy and uninspired, and you're telling me to go back to reddit. I suppose the irony is lost on you.
>maximum damage overcontrol
From beating off too much thinking of nonon
No. She likes wind instruments and percussion.
What if Matarou joins NB?
maybe she's posting
>You will never smell and run your fingers through Nonon's delicious strawberry hair
Nonon and Satsuki have school spirit!
>Nonon likes the power of life fibers and told Satsuki as much.
>Ragyo mentions how Satsuki conquered those with the highest life fiber resistance by getting them hooked on the power
Satsuki is going to learn not everyone has her "resolve" to get rid of them.
I don't do stuff like that but it's nice to think about isn't it?
She has some good toned thighs damn.
It's all that marching around
Imagine her pleasure moans.
With a voice like that.
cheerleader outfit is one of the best things ever invented
They look like fucking Gachi Rangers
>Nonon's hips and thigh gap
You are a One-Star and you receive orders to bring Nonon something from Subway. However, you don't know exactly what she wants. What do you get her?
I read that in Marc's voice
A Philly cheese steak.
Nonon: "Nani are, ochinchin ga marumie janai no!!"
>All this NANI SORE love
Nothing because Subway sucks
>Nonon x Anon
So this guy is now Nonon's boyfriend?
How the hell...Meh, Anon is a cool guy, he deserves it
I want to oil her thighs up and then fuck them. Few people appreciate thighfucking
>Anon is a cool guy, he deserves it
We did it first.
Shouldn't he not have a face?
I'll just... leave this... here
Why can't he be the handsome motherfucker he already is?
De Capo was the best form
Boxing /a/muro Ray is best two-star.
I'm partial to Grave/Presto's catsuit myself.
Jesus christ, 1 stars are pussies.
God her body in that outfit is something else.
1 stars are fodder. 2 stars are skilled enough to be named and have specific duties. 3 stars are top of the food chain.
Anon needs to become a 3 star so he can cuddle the Nonon all day, chill with Gamagoori and Sanageyamcha, and occasionally earn some praise from Satsuki.
>mfw I completely understood that
I gotta stop watching these Chinese cartoons.
That it is.
I can't self-insert as someone with long, wavy hair. It cannot be done.
The hair must be hidden.
What a terrible thread.
The amount of NANI SORE isn't nearly up to standard.
I also agree
this unfunny NANI SORE shit is giving me cancer
Why does 'What is that?' have such special consideration? Nonon is just asking that the hell people are saying/doing.
Like the cancerous neckbeard you are, you only went and made things worse. Good job!
Agree to disagree, and kiss to make up.
If you have to ask, you clearly haven't watched the show.
I'd still listen to the 1hour loop
>he also names his Nonon images some variation of 'Nononono...non'
well maybe he was semi-hard
I would stick my dick into her until she's a sobbing emotional wreck.
>"let me in so I can rape you, Anon"
What do you do?
i'd rape her
Let her in obviously.
This is what comes to mind.
Would you walk her home in the rain even though her house is in the opposite direction of yours?
Remember, it is raining cats and dogs out there and you'd get super wet
How is this even a question? Yes. Without hesitation.
I like the rain, anyway.
it wouldn't matter, i'd be sleeping with her so i wouldn't need to go to my house
>squeaky, erotic voice
Holy shit why didn't I see it before?
Nonon isn't insane, though. Maybe a little sadistic, but are you gonna sit there and tell me that most humans aren't sadists on some level?
Nonon is pretty insane, bro. Frog and Monkey are zealous as fuck, the only level headed one is Dog and that's why no one cares about him.
Not insane, just an egotistical sociopath with a cruel sense of humor.
Nonon doesn't seem THAT off balance. She's definitely no angel, but she's not straight up murderous. She acts in a way consistent of someone who is both villainous and proud of their fighting ability.
I want to fuck Nonon in her bloomers.
Sociopaths aren't murderers by definition. They just don't feel a whole compassion for other people.
>you will never be apart of nonon's marching band
write for us, thread is awfully dead
preferably nonon finds anon's fap folder full of her lood pix
I'm still considering writing a story about Kill La Kill fighter aces
Just trying to figure out who should pilot what plane
Satsuki is getting a Stuka
>you will never carry her light body when she's exhausted
>you will never fall asleep on her cute butt
>you will never fondle her smooth chest
>you will never pin her down and smell her strawberry hair
>you will never feel her puffy vulva
>you will never hold her hand
>you will never taste her sweet lips
>you will never have Nonon sitting on your lap
>you will never hug her through the night
>you will never hear 'nani sore' after you made her slightly angry
>you will never lick her neck
>you will never playfully bite her ear
>you will never have her as your girlfriend
Excuse you. That's Hime Gyaru not Sweet Lolita you dirty casual, get schooled.
That doesn't sound as good
what the fuck
hasn't this been posted already