Think of an anime girl.
Any will do.
That girl is now your mother. How has your life changed?
inb4 300 responses about anons fucking their own mother
You smell of /v/.
Well, maybe I'll get a stand or something.
What a shit tread.
Chii is my mother? Okay, I don't know how this is going to work exactly, but apparently a persocom gave birth to me.
Actually, this would explain a lot.
Shinji's shit life x 50
I'd be okay with it, but I feel like she'll constantly be giving me the cold shoulder.
You lost your Cirno nigga.
My mother is now dead. But at the same time I now have unlimited mothers.
I feel conflicted.
I think it's a good thing
Satsuki would be a very loving mother, to make up for the lack of affection her mother showed her.
You'd also get really nice bath times with her.
Genki Rei from Infinite Stratos s2
I swear I'm going to read 100 chapters of shit just to get to these godlike stockings
Everything is shit until the minus arc
Neat. Not sure how this would turn out but it seems like it would be awesome.
More like a typical military parent who is usually ultra strict with public matters but soft when it comes to personal ones.
Then you admit that this thread is shit. Ok.
>tfw mom makes you take her to Mister Donuts every day
Not really different than my real mother, I guess.
I can fap to her?
Well life would be more interesting to say the least.
Guess I've got
Why not? Dozo.
Does this mean I'm a robot or a cyborg or something? Cool.
S1 is good too?
She is actually a lot like my mom so my life wouldnt be that different. It would be distracting to have a mom looking so beautiful though.
I'm not sure how I feel about this my dick is confused
God help me if I make her angry.
You can now stop time and hurl steamrollers, what's not there to love?
So you are one of Itoshiki children?
So now I know why I'm fat: my father's fault.
Definitely I would not have autism.
I'd probably fuck my mom.
I would misbehave on purpose
I'll play VN's and MMOs with mom all day long and never get anything accomplished in life other than reaching level 80 on every mmo ever.
I would die from a heart attack.
Man, what a family you would have.
And just think, Miyako would be your dad! Family nights would be so wide and comfy!
That deserves a spanking, Anon.
It will be no different from having Ragyo as the mother.
May or may not receive mind scouting powers, assuming esper power is passed on by heredity.
She'd be lovely as a mother anon, what are you talking about
They're both total shit, but the good kind of shit.
I want to fap genki Rei.
Is that right, little boy? Will go right ahead.
Does this mean I've become an abomination?
If with lovely you mean brutal training, probably.
Two younger siblings now, Almost in the epicenter of drama, my uncle is younger than me.
I'd probably move to the city quickly though, as being a butcher in a fishing village would probably suck for both profits and finding work.
Sorry, new Okaa-chan. Not much will change for me.
But she is love.
My mother died in child birth from giving birth to a baby half her size, and ripping her vagina apart
I'd fuck her.
Considering that my father may or may not have murdered my mother after my birth.
I'm ok with this.
Well this definitely something,
Do I get a Stand and silver hair?
I don't want to become a maid for that annoying vampire child though.
It depends on the situation, but if Izayoi was the only mother I knew, I'd love her as much as any child would love their mother.
I'll aspire to be a knife throwing maid like my mother as well.
Suzu would obviously need a C-section. She wouldn't give vaginal birth.
She's too spooky for me. Imagine those dead eyes staring at you and smiling.
First thing that popped into my head.
I don't know how I feel about this.
What kind of eroge is this?
Even better: Imagine how good her asshole would feel when she slips your shota penis inside of her.
I guess I'm a sword now.
And then I ejaculate out of fear.
So I'm Jesus or something?
Is this even possible?
But lesbians can't make babies
Care to find out?
The best mom ever. She would be as good as my real one, but a bit easier to deal with.
>"mom, can I play with your hair today? "
Guess I turn into Wrath?
She can't have kids.
My mother is over 400 years old but looks like she is 13.
I wasn't born with headphones, I must be adopted.
If you were born with a pair of headphones fused to your head what would they be? ATH-M50 here.
Great mom in my headcanon. She fucking ended the world when Ragi didn't look for her, so she would be overprotective and love the shit out of her kid imo.
Only better Monogatari mom would be monkey
>like you get a choice
My mom's autistic. Great.
>Yokou from Tonari no Seki-kun
D-Does this mean Seki is my dad?
Has science gone too far?
I feel like I'm a much better human now.
Oh gawd, lucky you.
What anime is this from?
What anime is this?
I wonder what kind of mom she would be?
The type that takes you to the park and sits on the bench and when you ask for her to play she'll be like "LEAVE ME ALONE I'M TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOUR FATHER AGKSHDJFK"
But that's a boy. Your real mother is Junko now
That face when your mother tell's you that you belong in the gutter and you know it's true.
We are born in the gutter and we all die in the gutter covered in mud, a bullet logded in our head and a smile upon our lips. Welcome to Roanapur!
Does that even count? She only appears in like one episode of Carnival Phantasm.
ITT so many fucking liars.
She'd probably told me to shut up if i asked about my dad.
Oh, and lots of melon bread. I hope it's good.
umm she's a central character in Tsukihime and Mahoyo.
I'm okay with this
Well I guess you could always cry about it.
Does this make me the God of Lastation?
Asuka from NGE
What does Junko sitting on your lap feel like?
soft, like your favorite stuffed toy
I hate it. I love Saber and all but her being my mom would suck.
My mommy is also my great Aunt. yay!
Don't get me wrong, I would love to see an adaptation of Mahoyo or a proper adaptation of Tsukihime or even a Melty Blood anime. I just don't think that one appearance in a comic spin-off series makes her /a/ related.
Guess my life hasn't changed that much then.
Oh cool, free treats and dojo trips for me!
Honestly not much changes assuming she gets her shit together early. I guess maybe I'd start fires but otherwise its the same shit.
eh might be cool. at least sunday dinners won't be dull when mako comes around
More like you get aborted, anon.
We get to be aborted together.
You're a louse, my son.
Top tier mother.
Everything gets better.
I'm in for one fucked up life. Why of all girls did I think of her???
Whenever I think if cyborgs the first thing that comes to my mind is Gray Fox.
I imagined myself as Gray Fox
I get a cute gamer mom, I guess bonding will be easier but besides that nothing much should change.
Turned out pretty good.
Aren't you just one of Ragyo's dresses?
So you'd turn into a shut-in that is obsessed with aliens and eventually go on to marry your cousin.
I'd probably be treated like a mannequin and forced to wear weird clothing all the time.
Living the dream.
I don't understand.
Am I half a ghost?
Yes a human with ghost powers. What are you going to do with your life now?
No. Putting words in other people's mouths does not make your argument stronger.
Become a superhero,what else.
good choice danny
I dunno, jerk off in public?
How was Youmu even born? Ghost blowjob = pregnant ghost = giving half-birth?
So I'm a natural born troll and have probably died more time than there are anons on this board.
You would end up murdering her
This will be terrifyingly cute.
I would have little to no bullying problems with my classmates.
Provided that I would be allowed to leave my mother's warm embrace, ever.
You would never be allowed you leave
You'd be 34 and still drinking breast milk
>implying satsuki wouldnt be the best mother ever
Hell, she would give you opportunities and ways to get strong and in top notch condition. She would give you plenty of discipline which would help in your growth as well.
a living puzzle is my mother.
shit. I get constantly harassed by girls in miniskirts?
pretty sure I would've gotten aborted.
if not then I most likely grew up abused, and learned to shoot my way out of problems
Well now my grades will go up I guess, and she'll go psycho-cunt every now and then
Welp, being that my father is a human and my mother is a demon.
I'll be a halfbreed, unloved and hated by all.
I think I'm good.
I'd probably barely see her since she'd be too busy plotting against the government.
So, who's my dad?
No matter what my life would be interesting
Well, I'm half wolf now, and I'm pretty sure I'll get to suck on her b cup breast. Also I'll be smart as shit and I'll be able to tell when people are lying
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TRANSFORM INTO A WOLF THE SIZE OF FENRIR TOO > : 3
Your father is a subhuman from the depths of Africa. It raped your mother.
You are now a halfbreed unwanted child with an IQ of 75.
I accept my fate. Besides, I'm probably bigger than Gamagoori with these feeding me.
Just like now.
I'd fuck your mother.
In the earlier years it would be pretty sweet, but by 34...
I got Mikasa, yeah..
How does it feel to be my son?
meant that to be a reply to>>101907795
>Creepy, stinky, fujoshi mom
She may rape me a bit.
She'd be so proud of you