When is the last time you felt truly happy with your life?
When Jesus died for my sins.
When I won 30.000€ in horse betting 2 months ago.
in the 5th grade. so like 7-8 years ago
This morning, after waking up next to my girlfriend. Life is SO CASH for me right now.
when they canceled Ayakashi Ayashi
When I was 10.
When I got sent to fight some durka durka's back in the 90's lol
when my girlfriend tied me up and raped me.
That's... 45 bucks? Good for you.
Today, when I realized I'm studying in the right field.
I mean 30000€ of course.
WHEN I WAS A
High school. No joke.
Right now I'm eating a fish sandwich so I'm pretty happy.
Right now actually. Things are going well, and on top of that I got a nice massage from a female friend not ten minutes ago. I'm stepping out for a smoke in a few, and the spring night really is beautiful.
When I got Pokemon Silver, I was so freaking happy.
I HOPE THE NIGHT AIR CHOKES YOU
Last Friday when I started going out with the perfect woman. But today for several reasons we (by "we" I mean "she") decided to just stay friends. Sigh...
Now I understand why you guys troll so much. It's like your own version of DOZO.
When I stayed up all night last might listening to Green Day.
When I met my neighbor and future fiance.
When I DOZO
Now. I don't have anything else to do this entire week other than work and study for midterms for joke classes. I actually have the time to watch some shows, read manga, and play some VNs.
Never. After a positively robotic childhood in which I did not understand the concept of happiness or contentment, I've awoken into a robotic adulthood where I am the most average person ever to live, everything is expected of me and nothing is given to me. Not respect, or time, or love, or anything; an entire life full of I've managed to fall in love once, but I lost her, it felt like I was losing her since the begginning because I was an unfeeling robot that couldn't care for her or understand her "real person" problems. I lost her, but every 20 year old guy loses a girl, the most hurtful thing ever to happen to me is like the rest of my life; carbon copy, worthless, not worthy of even the slightest consideration for my non-existent robot feelings. "It happens to everyone".
I'm too perfect of a little robot to fall for any of the usual traps of individuality, I know nothing I do will make me special or cause anyone to remember me. As I get older I lose more energy to accomplish anything, I'm becoming a loser who has done nothing with his life because he isn't "anyone". The days are becoming increasingly rote at my low paying job.
I cling to the internet because it makes me feel like I'm different from other people.
Geez. I guess being robotic doesn't make a person any less of a windbag.
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I give you a TROLL PASS. You can troll whatever you want. Also, you're like a living, breathing KEY character. Fucking sad.
Kill people for fun.
All this thread has done is realize even >>10190802 has it better off than I do.
GOODBYE /a/ TONIGHT I END MY LIFE
I had just gotten done acing (got 100) on a Calc II exam cementing my A in the class. Then I went home for the weekend. It was a beautiful 72 degrees that day with a nice breeze. I was sitting on the back porch with my cat in my lap, a book in my hand, and that slight glimmer of sun coming through the trees. I sat there reading until I fell asleep. Was great.
I'm feeling a bit like that now. Got results back from exams did pretty good. Handed coursework in and other stuff. I'm free for a little while.
Worst time of my life. Makes me think high school animes are nothing like what it is in real life. Bad times.
1. abandon hope of a social life
2. find an interest
3. study it obsessively
4. write book
5. write moar and try to get yer shit published.
if nothing else it'll keep you off 4chan.
TOO BAD YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
I'm working on that. Unlike most anons, I do know a few girls, and have SOME game.
U mean college sucks ass amirighT?
>Unlike most anons, I do know a few girls, and have SOME game.
I call bullshit.
Oh damn anon, you just know me all too well.
THAT'S MY FUCKING BIOGRAPHY
>>10191139 and have SOME game.
Now you've lost it
Dammit, /a/, I have no idea. Now that I really think about it, I've never been "happy"- it might have something to do with being clinically deperessed, I dunno, but... I've never felt anything more than contentment at best.
This... this is me!
I don't think I've even been truly content with something. Wow, my life is hollow. But apathy keeps me from doing something about it.
Can be pretty much accurate if it is about /b/. But somehow I feel /a/ has more Asians and non-native English speakers.
9 years old. It's 7 in the evening, just about getting dark. It is the waning end of summer after all. There is me and two other kids from across the street sitting on a grass verge. We're playing Pokemon cards, though none of us really understand the intricacies of the game. We've almost worn ourselves out playing soccer and riding bikes all day, and the cool breeze of the approaching night wraps us in a reflective mood. Tomorrow we'd do it all over again and never get sick of it.
every time i open /b/, say every two weeks or so to troll with an altered europe map, i see swedefag threads.
Describes me pretty well. I went to a Catholic school though...
Jesus Christ are we really all that similar and see through?
What am I doing with my life.
I am happiest when I connect onto the internet and forget that I am all alone.
It doesn't last long though, there is always someone else feeling ronery who has to remind you by starting or posting in ronery threads. Like this. Like me.
inb4 annoying, drunken tripfriend.
I love most of y'all like a family, best believe. Otherwise I wouldn't spend most of my free time here, but lemme give you two things to think about. This is a repost from last night, but I was drunk as a skunk so I forgot to include some things, also, the thread died soon after.
1.) "There is only this moment". My ma' told me this when I was just a little kid. And god damnit if it isn't sound fucking advice.
2.) There is nothing waiting for you, you want to go places? Start walking.
I mean, my life will probably always be shit, shit as in ronery, unemployed/shit job and alcoholism. This much I know. I've come to accept the fact. This, however, will not keep me from enjoying the good times.
I've put smiles on peoples faces. I've made other people genuinely happy. I've watched a metric fuckton of good anime, cooked epic meals and traveled most of europe. And believe it or not; I've had girlfriend and I've gotten laid. This despite being a rather ... well, let's just say I'm no looker.
I've been homeless at times only to make it up to the surface to live like a king. All of this despite being born in '85 and coming from a boring middle class/academic background. Moved out at 18, and supported myself since. No trustfund, no bullshit. Even if I die tomorrow, I'll die happy, knowing that despite the odds being rigged against me at times, I lived a happy life.
I've put smiles on peoples faces. That alone will keep me company in the afterlife, and you know what?
I'm a chink.
When I got third place in that Yugioh tournament a couple of years ago ;_;
Wow, you're as old as me and am now my idol.
I'm booking a flight to italy right now, fuck my dead end job.
this is an invitation for ronery retards and lying losers
It was accurate a year, two ago, but now with all the gaiafags and whatnot?
No, major differences for me.
1 - I wasn't a good student, but the teachers liked me more than most of the other students because I tried so hard to succeed.
2 - I openly laughed when people hurt themselves. I didn't bother hiding my hatred for them, and I didn't turn emo.
3 - I was a total asshole, as you can see.
4 - I made it clear that my opinion was that the other kids in my class should have died at birth, so they wouldn't take up so much space.
It doesn't describe you well because it assumes you're not underage b&.
so your a stupid emofag? you beat the system grats
Tell me, what is this, "happy" feeling you speak of?
Like... this morning? Either you people have really high standards or really shitty lives, because I can be happy with just being alive and accomplishing something.
When I bought my new c2d... man it's so good to watch HD anime without lag...
No you're not.
a single core 2ghz can play 720p mkvs without lag too
The day I realized anime is terrible.
Yesterday actually. A shortlived moment while playing the Skygirls TV OP on Audiosurf, just after I downloaded the game. I smiled to myself.
One minute ago.
I run 1080p h264 encoding without lag on an AMD 64 3000+ 1GB RAM
using one of the last generation AGP cards
The best moment was at Christmas when I was 5 or 6. I unwrapped one of my presents and it was Ecto-1, the Ghostbusters' car. I was ecstatic. Oh how I loved that little piece of plastic. To this very day it sits in its original box in a special cabinet in my garage alongside all of my other Ghostbusters toys from that era.
man this thread makes me hate my life
Well not mine.
I owned a Celeron with prescott core, shit was so hot that anything barely using 80% of the cpu resources could go up to 50° in seconds. I'm happy with my c2d.
Forgot my trip... well whatever...
>could go up to 50°
Sounds cool to me though?
i honestly don't know. From primary school onwards, my thoughts have been riddled with doubts and pessimism, and i've always been on the edge of society, never caring about it til about puberty.
Then i was just miserable on the edge of society. I have no fucking reason to be unhappy; i live a comfortable life, after all. I'm not ugly. I'm certainly not stupid. I just feel a huge gulf of difference between me and other people.
Celeron is made of FAIL and AIDS, those processors are highly instable everyone knows that
50° celsius? That's pretty hot, well at least where I live that is.
no their not
The last time I got a fat paycheck.
Yep, only 50, CPUs can take more punishment than that.
No, 40-60 is normal.
Nice job fucking up a perfectly good thread with /g/ faggotry. Really nice.
50 degrees celcius? sounds like a cool breeze
It's pretty hot. Even in my third world country, normal high temperatures are 35ºC and 40cº, and that's already fucking hot. And I'm really close to the equator. and IIRC, 52º it's the hottest temperature ever marked ever. so he was probably mistaken
I see... I fail at computers.
>Nice job hijacking a perfectly shit myspace thread with /g/ faggotry. Really nice.
>52º it's the hottest temperature ever marked ever.
HAHAHAH OH WOW
More like saved the thread amirite?
5 minutes ago.
CPUs generally can still survive up till 65, pushing above is gonna shorten its lifespan. 70 is usually when the motherboard starts crying, 80 is the frying point.
When I pronounce someone guilty of paedophilia.
Like I'm about to do right now.
Before I put a proper fucking fan on it my old P4 would IDLE at 55. Under load it was starting to push 80.
At least according to the probes, which I'm beginning to suspect might have been a little fucked.
Have asian here.
Half asian here.
Paedophilia isn't a crime.
I've never been truly happy but I guess I've never been really sad also. When I hug my pillows it's not because I lust for a girl, it's because I like something soft to sleep on. I'm always showing off and to people I seem to be always happy and smiling, but I really don't fell anything at all. It was shit, because like 2 weeks ago I tought I fell in love, but then I realized that I couldn't spend more than 2 hours with her. I watch animuz because they entertain me sometimes. I'm afraid to be an or s& ero, because you can never know what awaits you on the other side. I also use because in all of my sentences. Shit sux.
Being "Happy" is overrated.
bump, I want to read moar about how you lost the game
5 years ago, when I met my future (now ex) girlfriend. Later there was only going down, down, down, and I'm here now.
Yesterday. For the first time in two years I spoke to a female for more than five minutes. And I don't think she noticed I'm a virgin who watches children cartoons all day.
Yay for me!
And fucking so? It won't b better if you get a girl, just another nightmare that comes true in the end.
Well, at least it's better than hitting F5 on /a/ all day for a change.
Just a few days ago, it was totally awesome...
I was like surfing and found http://tinyurl.com/yv8g6p so I started fapping on it and now I feel like no other has felt before.
I always was a sucker for isometric graphics..
Before I went on 4chan seriously, bastards here made me realise a lot of things and now I pretty much hate everything and never go outside.
Probably around two years ago right after I graduated high school. All throughout high school I had maybe one or two friends that I'd actually make an effort to regularly see outside of high school, then one moved away after my freshmen year, I thought "Oh, alright, no big deal I've got two other people", then those two moved away after junior year, so I was stuck with like 3 acquaintances that I didn't really like anyways. Some girl I had known since 7th grade talked to me for some reason and without her I'm sure my life would have started being shitty much sooner. I pretty much hung out with her, her sister, and two of their friends, one being a guy one being a female outside of school, going to random local concerts and just random shit. After we all graduated and everything I thought "Oh, that's the end of that" and wasn't really that sad about it, but we hung out one last time not really doing much of anything but I was happy, then the next week everyone was leaving going to colleges that are thousands of miles away and then it hit me when I thought "Hmm, I'd like to go to that... Oh I don't have anyone to go with." and everyone was off at colleges thousands of miles away, then I filled the void with anime, manga, and 4chan.
Junior year of Highschool, 7 years ago.
Today my friend gave his lunch to me
Kill yourself, it's all downhill from there.
yesterday i got a promotion i wish i had promotionngra.jpg now
I'd her windmil
As soon as I realized that I ought to live life the way I want to, and discovered I was at least capable of reaching goals as long as I put in enough effort I haven't stopped being happy.
Sure life is stressful; that fact won't change. But even coming home from a long day and sitting on the computer to marathon through some anime can keep me happy as a clam. Not that I plan to spend the rest of my life this way, but I'm a very "live for the moment" kind of guy.
Here's a little song I wrote...
no you are now less naive, better, stronger
now you just need a MAN injection to release your newfound powers
Same here, wow.
Wow, mindnumbing nightshift /a/, aren't you a bit early?
The last time I was truly happy with my life was yesterday when someone opened and maxed another delicious fukumoto thread in /cm/.
...That and new posts on /fkmto/ are the only things that genuinely make me happy. Oh, how far I have fallen.
Obviously this thread started at 13:55.
Right now. My life's going great. I got a huge scholarship, I'm graduating second in my class, I'm in a rock band, and I started fooling around with getting high with some of my best friends. I've had a lot of exciting and stimulating experiences over the last few months. Hopefully crazy shit doesn't happen to ruin all this. Like getting busted or something.
When I was like 5.
it will happen
Last night I had a dream that someone was holding me. It was so warm in their arms.