Of course. The Virgin Mary is my mother.
All you need to do is have hot steamy sex with YOUR MOTHER and cum in all her orifices for 1 hour.
Would you do it?
I'd fuck my mom, anyway. She's so goddamn hot.
totally. i hate my mom.
In before Freud.
My mother is ugly so no.
pix or gtfo
YO MAMAs SO UGLY...
Not funny. My mother died that way.
Nope, no can do. Clearly, 4chan hasn't corrupted my newfag mind enough.
I has that douijin. Fapped till the mornin came !!!
I'd fuck your mom instead.
just get out
One of the hottest things I've seen to this date, this Anon speaks the truth.
Sure, my mom's pretty good looking, especially for 43.
my mom is gross.. id still do it.
I just love win-win situations.
But can't I get my mom in on the threesome, too?
I wouldn't rambunctiously cuddle Shimon unless my life depended on it.
Please post doujin.
Any moms browse /a/?
I wish I had your mom.
What's so attractive about Shmion anyway?
What's so attractive about anon's mom anyway?
SHE'S GOT IT GOING ON
Actually you don't. The uncontrollable hardons were a real pain when I was 12-14ish.
She has a really nice ass. And I cannot emphasize the "really" enough.
>I has that douijin. Fapped till the mornin came !!!
>Fapped till the mornin came !!!
>the mornin came !!!
lulz were had
I would but my mom is dead and cremated... ;_;
I hear you can make a decent concrete out of semen and ashes.
ಠ_ಠ Why do you know that?
If you want the honest-to-god, too much information answer, it's because I've gotten semen and sawdust mixed before, and it had those properties. I'm assuming ash would give the same results.
Be honest here: how many of you "hell yeah" answerers actually want to bang your moms, and how many just said it for the shock value?
only is animu are siblings fuckhot
FUCK. Where is Sauce?!
I would do it in a heartbeat.
Good thing we're speaking of mothers here.
Does all orifices include ears?
Dammit, how do you guys keep finding more good porn I haven't seen yet? There can only be so much out there!
What if I'm Harry Potter or Batman?
Pics for great justice.
Dig up the corpse.
good sir their are ten in total on the female body that are wide enough to fit a large enough portion of the male penus to cause ejaculation.
4) Both Nostrils
8) Both Ears
17)Both Eye Sockets
source on this
what if i'm Ed/Al and there isn't even a corpse left?
I would bang Satoko in all of them.
Your numbering system intrigues me.
>>10192602 3) Navel
My mother has an outie, that one's not going to work. I could suck on it though.
You idiot. You're supposed to force it open. Just push harder until you hear a pop.
Construct a reasonable facsimile using alchemy.
now i want to watch sunabouzu again
That makes about as much sense as fucking her in the thumb.
Watch what now?
also a little off topic but is the animu a must see? or is it maor like 6/10?
Thumb? What? The navel IS AN OPENING. It's just tied up and knotted shut. You have to unknot it and then plug it.
With your PENIS.
First season was pretty good. Second season sucks ass. It mostly just has good porn and dead lolis.
there was a "your mother has an outie" gag in the anime
i suppose i should say "lurk more newfag"?
Why do you know so much about your mother's navel?
That was true when you were born, yes, but by the time you have a couple decades under your belt it's long-since fused into a glob of scar tissue and skin. Getting it penetrable would take a knife.
a spoon works too you know
fuck yes, any real man would
NO, not for them.
So just stick a knife in her and THEN rape it.
I like my mother so no.
A knife... maybe for You below averaged penis man.
ITT: underage b&
gb2/b/ you fucking faggots
Sounds like a good idea for an episode.
Uhm, because I've seen her stomach before? I'm not seeing what's so surprising here.
Wouldn't the problem actually be exacerbated by a large penis?
But really, all you need is a bladed condom.
Hi, you must be new here.
I like my mother, hence why I would.
You like your mother a bit too much.
Besides, I'm sure she doesn't want to have "hot steamy sex" with her son.
And even if she wants it, it's errrr... gross?
You're right of course, and even if she did want to, her excessively moral character would certainly prevent it.
I'm really not seeing where the gross comes in though. Call me abnormal, but I simply don't get the sort of aversion from thinking about sex + relatives that I'm apparently supposed to feel.
yandere sex is'nt worth defileing my mom
Isn't only one of the two yandere?
I thought Mion had a yandere arc in the games
She was already defiled by giving birth to anon.
Oh, sure, your mom may seem hittable, but then you have to realize she's had sex with your dad. Let that one sink in for a second. Not such an attractive idea now, is it?
So if, hypothetically speaking, I know my mother's alcohol tolerance, is it wrong to abuse that knowledge? Or is it her fault for getting drunk?
Lucky bastard, don't even have to worry about twisted freak children.
Sure, I'd do it no problem.
Damn, those are some healthy twins.
but there is still a possiblity of a child, Anon is not ready to spawn
You'll have somebody with lots of experience to help you take care of the brat though.
Besides, haven't you always wanted a sister?