okay you little shit
This question is going to screw up a lot of waifus.
Not if your waifu is Tomoko.
Let's continue the test here. How pure is your waifu? Test it with Akinator!
1-10 Questions: Dying of AIDS, blue waffle, your mom, gangbangs every night
11-20 Questions: Prostitute, sucked hundreds of dicks
21-30 Questions: Tramp, sucked dozens of dicks
31-40 Questions: Normal Girl with Sexual Experience, has a few boyfriends
41-50 Questions: Virgin but Lustful
Can't Guess: Polyanna, Pure Waifu
I tried them, defeated Akinator after 70 questions. They weren't even listed among characters. I just added them.
I think we all misunderstood hercule.
Took Akinator around 80 questions before he gave up.
Close, but after he started going in circles with the questions I knew I'd got him.
Sariel, Angel of Death a slut.
Why is Flan so impure?
>Are people even aware that Snacks existed anymore?
because she's like the most well-known 2hu? most secondaries like you only know her and Cirno.
Sherlock is impure as expected (24)
>Go to Akinator and describe yourself
>When he asks if you're animated say "yes."
>You can say "yes" to being in a movie, TV show, etc as long as you say you are animated.
>If he asks if you're from a specific franchise say "I don't know'
The Necronomicon is an impure tramp , dammit
Which character were you gunning for?
Something doesn't add up here.
Got Shinobu after 43. I'm OK with that.
She has had other people read her before we know this already.
...I don't want to hear it.
He asked if i'm real. doushio
You don't exist. This is so you can know your anime self. Also, say yes if you're from anime.
Friendly reminder: If your character isn't in the Database nobody loves her including you.
That's one of those "you're just pressing random buttons" results.
>pinning all those useless icons
Well, she has already been penetrated.
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears?
>doing killer queen
>gets it in 9 questions
what the fuck?
its not even a waifu.
its the physical version of the will of a serial killer
Are you the main character of your life or do you feel like an extra in your life?
I got that guy as well. We're basically brothers!
>That task bar
I'll give you a 5/10, needs more gay sex with hats.
Good job fitting it.
You too, Akinator.
I feel like I'm an extra in my sister's life.
fuck you akinator
When I do this I ALWAYS get characters from Hetalia: Axis Powers. What the fuck? 5/5 times now.
Was curious who the female version of me was.
What the fuck
I don't think I like this. But notice how Akinator cannot contain Brock's fantastic hair.
Crossboarder detected. Report at your own leisure.
Hato confirmed for pure waifu.
>70 questions and still can't guess her
lulu is pure
An addendum to >>101897178. If you wish to know your female anime equivalent, you can click yes to "female" and whatnot.
Pure husbando. Past 50.
>using VLC when you have MPHC installed anyway
For what purpose
Too bad you are not a super hacker, only a fatass.
this bitch just got layfon from chrome shelled regios in less than 20 and i didnt even know what age he was so i put probably...
I did it female this time...I...I told you it was anime, Akinator!
I think of
think that one hinged pretty heavily on archery but whatever
and gave up
He never guesses Seiso, despite being in the database.
I don't even watch TWGOK
I don't know how to feel about this.
Anyone who's seen the series care to tell me about myself? Am I as much of a raging faggot as I look?
The fuck is this shit.
For some reason I'm okay with this
Yeah. Everybody knows that evil twins have goatees.
Still don't know why he matters
You are a trap.
you wot m8
I can live with that.
Melek Tawse, this is ridiculously silly and wrong, Akinator.
N-no. Such things can't be.
You can't exactly report crossboarding.
Someone explain if I should be happy or not.
There's an entire Akinator family?
Wat. Is this your way of telling you have no fucking clue?
I haven't watched gintama yet, am i a bitch or not?
I'm surprised it doesn't have a picture
Its boku no pico
Usui is like literally perfect at everything he does, you getting him means you think highly of yourself...
This is me. Should I be happy?
I didn't even know something with that title even existed
I like how his very first questions now are usually, "Is your character Japanese?" or "Is your character from an anime?"
With me it starts with "Is your character female?".
I think a single question decided this one.
I don't even
which question? because i'm really surprised anyone got lain.
Keep trying this but i keep getting "your own original character"
I find VLC easier to use.
Old habits die hard, as they say
"Does you character work with advanced technology?"
Really wasn't sure what identifies as "advanced" because a current gen PC could be described as advanced to basically the entire world.
Like 90% of the time you're a bitch
I think I'm a slut
Shes a lot like Hitagi from monotagari
Makes sense, though.
Still haven't seen monogatari.
d-don't hate me, anon-kun ;_;
it's next on my list
I didn't know this anime even existed
Wow. What a fag.
pure and just
Time to go live under a floor for the rest of my life.
Akane-sama in 27 questions...
unacceptable, not knowing best Key girl
I could probably dox you with all the information in that screenshot.
B-but I'm not a trap...
Trying to but it keeps saying I'm my own original character
what kind of answers were you giving for that one?
>mfw it can't guess Satone Sichimiya
i got fucking mothman, wtf
The true test is the Japanese version. Different questions, more comprehensive collection of waifus.
My waifu isn't on either.
Oh god just got this quesiton
>Is your character involved in a police investigate?
Answer yes, NSA is already watching you.
I don't even know that series, is it japanese or just a cartoon? If it's a cartoon, should i just go on?
...Dickwaffle genie won't stop giving me this.
this is what I got in the end
I think he thought I was Eren, Rin (Ao no Exorcist), or Light for awhile
Oh shit. I remember that series.
>'is your character homosexual'
Japanese Akinator kinda cheats by asking a lot of name questions though, like, DOES YOU CHARACTER BEGIN WITH "MI"? Or like how many total kanji there are.
He asked about if my character fought against BETA which was pretty cool.
>"is your character related to you by blood?"
>"is your character a pig?"
I seriously got that.
never seen this character
Tried going on, it devolves into him asking me all kinds of nationalities, asking me multiple times if i'm real and then suggests real actors, cartoons or tv series even though i said anime
should i ignore nationality questions too? He never seems to guess austria
JP one is good if you do "i don't know" when it comes to character letters
Are you sure you're not m00t?
If you're a casual faggot, maybe. The whole point is that either your waifu is on his database, or not.
Tell him your nationality, since it's supposed to be a description of you.
Haha on question 3 it gave me this guess
But he doesnt ever ask me about Austria and it just throws him off the whole anime thing along with me not speaking japanese
You could answer no, though. Since she's linked with half a scissor. Not scissors.
Shouldn't this be the very first answer is you?
because ur a faget
it asked me if I was real like 6 times, asked what I had in my name for like 10 more and by the 26th and called me a touhou. The blue hair rope wheel one that I don't give a shit about.
These questions are loaded.
Kept asking me random stuff like 'does your character wear shoes/shirts' and 'is your character from X? '
carrying around a half scissor does still link her to scissors
It's true, though.
First I did it normally and got him. Then I tried the female version and got the same person, what the fuck
I call bullshit.
I haven't seen this show.
I mean for >>101897178, the first answer he guesses is who you're supposed to be.
Well, in fact I look like him, I am an (amateur) writer and I like joking around. Good job, Akinator.
>hasn't seen Code Geass
What are you doing on /a/ if you haven't seen it yet? Go watch it, faglord.
Then i guess i'm a cartoon after all >>101898113
Should i go to /co/ now?
damn right she's a tramp
and thats why I love her
But how? Didn't you say yes that you're anime?
I said i had black hair
I'm also not american
>Is your character gay?
>Is your character homosexual?
>Is your character a female?
>Is your character gay?
I shit you not, it asked this in this order.
Yes. He still kept asking me multiple times if i was a tv show, where i was from and if i'm real and never suggested a single anime character
He knows we play him
I'll take it.
You're more /co/ than /a/, it would seem.
At least you're not /mlp/.
given he's right like 99% of the time I think i've got some bad news for you friend.
Exactly 41 questions, but we knew this already.
I read more manga than american comics though
Nah, for me he's repeating questions and then answering with "YOU'RE JUST SELECTING RANDOM THINGS TRY AGAIN FAG"
I can only think of Assplunder or Ass plugs when I read his last name.
I guess she's a turboslut then.
Also is this not working in Chrome for anyone?
All you need to know from it is that Lelouche is immortal.
I guess being a military adult with black hair, who uses guns and doesn't drive a mecha narrows down the choices.
Figures he'd try for the more recent popular series' first.
I prefer taking the questions way to literally.
It works just fine on Google's botnet.
Huh. Not too shabby, I guess.
Fuck this I wonder how did he guess my country.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU SMUG PIECE OF SHIT
I'm okay with this.
no matter how many times I try, this nigger just cant get my Supa Ninja Brothers
wat da fuq
There's always that point where you know that he's got you.
I got this, what the fuck it isn't even anime.
Still best harem protag.
Determined, just unlucky
I keep getting this and the "You!!" one
what am I doing wrong
I just want to anime
Only because harem protagonists got worse as time passed by.
>have you kissed your character?
>is your character really close to you?
>is your character real?
Ha you live in a toilet.
I didn't even watch this anime.
Tried some monogatari characters.
-If you describe Shinobu, it gets it in a 15-25 questions.
-If you describe Kiss-Shot it gives the same answer in around 40 questions.
-Tried Episode for the heck of it. Not even in the database.
I hate having to answer this.
can't argue against that.
MC of incest anime. Not sure how to feel about this one...
They devolved to simple plot devices, sucking all personality out of them, only designed for maximum exposure to all girls
He asked that question to me the moment I said that the character was in an anime and didn't go to school. I guess just a lot of people do SnK characters there.
Can't argue against this.
>Hasn't watched code geass
As if it was really worth watching.
i want to give you a hug and ruffle your cat smelling hair
I think of
Uh not him, but it's worth watching.
My favourite character from one of my favourite anime.
It says Unknown Fucking Bullshit in russian
oh god missingo is on 4chan. it all makes so much sense now.
Dude gave up but he asked 6 questions about the color of her hair after I told him it was blond.
I answered that I wasn't in highschool though. Don't know why he'd be the result.
It mixes it up sometimes. I got Chitanda even though I said she didn't have purple eyes.
Surprised nobody got him already.
For the dude who asked before (approaching 5 hours I think; sorry my bad), she's Akane from Ar Tonelico III.
Probably it was because I said I was a teacher.
Also meant to quote these posts.
I am ok with this.
Edit: Wont let me upload the screenshot so have this.
80 questions and couldn't get Siegfried Kircheis
came so close at q50 when he guessed Yang Wenli
Instructions are exactly as these
But if it asks you if you are male or female, genderswap
Everything else is unchanged
New game - guess the character based on the answers.
An edgy faggot.
Friedrica Greenhill is pure waifu
It's because of the brown hair and glasses.
But still, I like!
He failed to guess her.
>trying to describe my waifu
>asks if she's real
>question number 1 - is your character a girl?
>question number 2 - is your character a woman?
>question number 3 - is your character a female?
Great anons think alike, I guess.
Best Love Hina
Well wasn't expecting this based on how generic the questions were.
I fucked up
She's pretty popular, you probably screwed up.
just refresh the page you moron
I tried, it still showed that, i fucked it up somehow
>you probably screwed up
How is it my fault when he asks the wrong questions?
Mine was better.
Ain't half bad, I guess.
I got Takuto Hirugawa
I got pic related
what should i answer?
Jesus Christ clean up your task bar. It should look something like this.
i don't know nulls the question i think
Ask your mother
>actually using MS Paint
No a taskbar shouldnt look like that.
>not having it at the bottom of the screen
Tryied again, fucked up again, but at least now i know why, if you look closely in the URL, take the last 3 letters, remove the last one and add a "w" you get "JEW" FUCKING JEWS, ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SEE WHAT MY ANIME SELF IS
Heh, well I am a yurifag.
OK, who is this faggot?
i oht "go to sleep anon - /v/ The Vidya
This took me by surprise.
>tfw no female version of you
Also, if you were an actual girl I'd marry you.
Akinator is shit at guessing. He asked quite a lot of questions which exactly described my waifu but then picked random characters afterwards.
>Is your character a vocaloid
>Picks hatsune miku as a guess anyway
>not using auto-hide vertical thin task bar.
I don't really get why people don't use auto-hide. Just a waste of space and the taskbar looks terrible with a transparent effect. There is no need for it to even be visible because of shortcuts.
I've never seen this show, but now I feel compelled to.
You just feed the hardest boss of /a/
Who was it? You could have just answered the questions wrong and spelled the name differently.
How the bloody fuck did he know about me crossdressing?!
How is mine
you have twin sisters and are in a an almost incestual relationship with them? WTH?
>Is your character Blonde
>Is your character Black-haired
>Is your character Red-haired
really? i already told you she's blonde 3 times get your shit together Akinator
I don't remember myself being this much of a bishounen.
>does your charater have small breasts
>Lustful Virgin tier
I think we have a problem here
Roka took 63 question, confirmed as the purest
I haven't watched DURARARA, is he a fag?
Liar, she's not a tramp.
Daru from S;G? I suppose I'm a slightly less fat version of him with no hacking skills and less obsession with maid cafes.
God dammit, it annoys me how much this fits.
Cool, I guess
Took him forty-seven tries but he got it. Not so unseen after-all.
I don't know how to feel about this.
Punches people out of clothes and doesn't afraid of anything
>couldn't guess her
There was never any doubt in the outcome.
I'm okay with this.
Did the waifu test. This guy gave up after 79 questions and five different girls! Truly my waifu is best.
Am I somewhat okay?
Got Johannes Krauser II
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Is this good? I haven't watched/read this series.
I love how Akinator forgets things I said 10 questions ago.
>I haven't watched Baccano!
>>Question N 19: Does your character have black hair?
>>Question N 20: Does your character have green hair?
Samidare a pure.
Why does he keep asking me if I'm gay!?
It's worth watching then? I don't know! I've only seen it pop up on Netflix a few months ago.
Guessed a way faster for me.
Are you really a fat manlet?
I don't know what I should think about it
Welp, I just broke Akinator.
Okay man, stop now. I'm not taking the bait.
>blonde - yes
>smokes - yes
>all other questions - no
I guess I should start fighting with word and use guns, being a SOL character hurts.
you wrote your underaged age didn't you, idiot.
This is only because I play guitar fuck you akinator
Actually not baiting. I only started coming to /a/ recently but I'm guessing by your responses it's a series that I should watch. Guessing subbed is best like with most recommendations?
I got him as well.
Are you also a hard M?
Leave now while you still can!
Sauce on the image?
>Are your character a gril?
Its okay if I click Yes, right?
But she's pure.
I SO DONT WANT THIS
i feel awful about myself.
>does your character wear shoes/shirts
Does that mean you are actually nude? How lewd
23. Could be worse.
>Is your character japanese
Am I supposed to say yes for the sake of anime options?
It didn't have his pic, this is creepy close aside getting kick out of the military for pre-existing crazy.
I should point out I dropped it half way through (too tsundere for me), did he change?
Uhh I think I broke it
how did you get ayano? did you answer 'yes' to is your character dead?
25 painstaking questions later
I've never seen this, I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing
Oddly enough, I'm lazy, good at dodging work, but somehow make a good impression on others.
Could be worse.
i'm okay with this
I think I fucked up somewhere.
An unrivalled child prodigy, he graduated from Oxford University at the age of 13 and fast rose to become Yokohama's #1 detective. However, that wasn't enough for him, and he grew tired of this -- he begin to lust for power. After inventing the knightmare frame, he started the Second Lunar War and retrieved Longinus, whereupon he lost all his hair and gained the power to defeat any foe by writing their name in a notebook.
>try to describe Tsubasa Tooka from abnormal-kei joshi
>not even waifu
The "likes playing cards" (in my case Weiß Schwarz) and a younger brother gave it away.
I don't understand how he came to this conclusion. He just kept asking if I had a sister or any family
I'm surprised you can tell what's BitTorrent's icon.
Utage-sensei is a pure maiden
I broke him...
he never asked if I was animated
over 80 question and he didn't guess her
I knew Asbel would keep Sophie pure
Also got this guy.
>does your character have an older sister
>is your character in love with someone
>i think of...
fuckin 10/10 you twat
Ok, I fucking lost it.
I'm okay with this.
Should I be okay with this?
Hahaha of course he didn't get it, she's too pure for this world!
Yuuta a shit, so no.
Got him as well. I suppose many anons fit his description.
The fuck is this?
Is this good or bad?
im ok with this
>70 pure husbando ha ha
>Has your character ever cross dressed?
I got Akari
Stop lying, anon.
Is this fine?
Well fuck you too, Akinator
I have never been getting this screen, my waifu is too well known.
I have mixed feelings about this.
BAD, fuck this guy
We're the same, anon
B-but I haven't watched Yuru Yuri yet
i see i see, stop being me
Dammit, I don't feel special anymore.
>This romantic comedy revolves around an antisocial high school student named Hikigaya Hachiman with a distorted view on life and no friends or girlfriend. When he sees his classmates talking excitedly about living their adolescent lives, he mutters: "They're a bunch of liars." When he is asked about his future dreams, he responds, "Not working."
Holy shit this guy is fucking spot on.
I don't know who this is but I'm still okay with it
I'm absolutely okay with this
This makes me feel better about myself
Better than I expected
I don't understand how the fuck did he get that.
Yes, you're both edgy faggots.
Me and my female counterpart
You should then.
Well, time to re-evaluate my life
The problem is, that Akinator never asks much about personality or anything.
So the only shit that matters is hair color and stuff.
Couldn't even find Bebedora, aka my waifu.
He didn't find it the first two times, then it took him 26 questions.
I guess I'm okay.
Forgot the pic.
Alright you bastard, stop calling me your damn waifu...
...Acceptable. Quite acceptable. *bubblepipes*
Is he senile?
Didn't know Tachibana from Avatar Trans
>Virgin but Lustful
>can't guess my waifu
My waifu is a extremely popular 2hu, which means Akinator would easily guess her after a few questions but also means that she's pure because there are no notable males in 2hu.
Inb4 Rinnosuke. Nobody cares about Rinnosuke
>implying she's not sucking the cocks of all anons who claim her as their waifu
What is this I don't even
You have a beautiful waifu, anon.
So what kind of shitty 2hu is your waifu, Cirno or something?
The male self came out as three different options;
Yugioh5D's MC, Bakugan's MC and the MC of Space Dandy.
It didn't even ask me about character
Cirno is cute and all, but I can't really see why someone would love her as a waifu and would want her as an equal partner in a romantic relationship. Also Cirno didn't really get enough characterization to have enough of a personality to love, even though she got surprisingly much for a 2hu.
Remilia, 3 years now.
Don't bully, pls.
Does this even count?
"Is your character your waifu?"
Is this worth checking out?
This guy actually looks like me ;_;
I still can't decide if quitting was a good idea.
It was anon.
Zvezda will take you with open arms.
Image limit. End thread.
That was fun.
Remi's probably my second or third favourite.. I'll let it slide, anon.
She is cute and kind of easygoing. But devoted to her work. Like all anime females
The best girl's older brother.
I'm okay with this.
> Is your character a girl?
> Does your character really exist?
Now listen here you little shit
>Lots of sisters in the family.
>Goes to school.
Welp, I don't mind this.
I just know touhous from pron, I feel like I've got the full experience.
>my character is Ryuuko
>9th question: 'Does your character wield a giant pair of scissors'
>answer 'no' because Ryuuko doesn't wield a PAIR of scissors, she just has one half
>due to my pedantic nerdery it takes him 26 more guesses to get Matoi Ryuuko
>Trying to search up Eustia from Aiyoku no Eustia.
>Can't get it at all, Akinator tells me I'm making her up (guesses "OIriginal Character"). ;_;
>Try to post pic but image limit is reached.
Takao wasn't guessed after 79 questions.