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3D nonwithstanding, is there anyone here who likes the fujoshi archetype?
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Not really.
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As long as they're not shoving their yaoi fanaticism down my throat.
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I would only want to break a fujoshi to where she's craving for my dick.
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In all seriousness, what is the appeal of a fujoshi besides basic female characteristics. What extra does it bring to the table, how would this benefit you?
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i prefer the christmas cake. my japanese teacher was one of them. i wanted to do things to her body.
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As Rika or Yoshitake? I'm fine.
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>>101889266

Escapism.
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>Implying universally lusted for Tomoko isn't fujoshi; ITT.
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Of course, it's nice to have something in common.
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>>101889266
Shared interests
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I try not to like it but I can't help it.
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>>101889266
smelly NEET pussy
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>>101889266
They're typically depicted as being part of the "I don't give a fuck about personal image, I'm enjoying myself" clade of character archetypes.

Like delinquents and kuuderes, only more eccentric yet easier to relate too.
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No. If I hate myself, why would I enjoy seeing characteristics of myself in fictional characters?

Yaoi and gender notwithstanding.
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Occasionally, likable ones are rare.
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No fujoshi are worse by nature. All of the special traits brought by being a fujoshi are negative. All of them. First of all the character has to be a boke. There is no way you can be a reasonable character while simultaneously displaying a giant love for gay sex. Second they are perverts because how else are they so into gay sex? Third the archetype is usually very loud and obnoxious.

Mafuyu from Seitokai no Ichizon was still really cute but none of that had to do with her being a fujoshi.
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>>101889987
So, basically, exactly the same as otaku NEETs, only female.
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>>101890066
No not at all. But I think the Otaku archetype is usually shit too but that has to do with the fact all they watch is fucking gundam but act like they're huge into anime.
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>>101890066
You have a giant love for gay sex?
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>>101890163
You forget that's it in the overarching otaku sphere that traps became a thing. Sure, it started amongst fujoshi as shota, but otaku weren't immune. Basically, yes, otaku like dick as much as fujoshi.
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>>101889166

That slight ass crack is missing a lot of thick hair
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>>101890314
Feminine dick is a hole different ballpark anon. It only starts to become gay if the dick is at least half the size of yours.
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>>101890163
Who doesn't?
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>>101890314
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
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Why wouldn't I?
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>>101889166
they might be fun if they don't expect me to like yaoi

probably wouldn't be a prude at least.
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>>101890386
>hole
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>>101890467
I don't like the fujoshit archetype at all, but I did like Y. Probably because pic related.
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>>101890386
>It only starts to become gay if the dick is at least half the size of yours.
Is this how you sleep at night?
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>>101889358
this girl is qt would date
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>>101889266
Without turning this into /soc/, I'm dating one, and one of the the latest arguments we had was thigh-highs v pantyhose.
It's basically for the same reason people like brodere.
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>>101890683
thigh highs you get ZR as well, objectively better.
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Straight 22 male here, I like "attractive" fujo. IE: >>101889166
>>101889358
>>101889713

I also like tsukimi a lot too, but she's supposed to be cute.
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>>101890386
I'm sorry... what?
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>>101890423
>parties
>>>/out/
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>>101890683
where did you meet her? I had a look at the local anime group thing for some like minded girl and the only one I got was a tard who played minecraft all day and didn't know what dictator/tyrant/a bunch of commonly used words meant. it stands as my worst relationship to date.
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>>101891006
/a/ of all place, we met on a thread-related IRC. She's literally the quiet /a/ lurker.
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>>101889166
I do, they are often one of the funniest characters.
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>>101889166
What's the matter with it? most of the times fujoshi on anime come across as a pretty cool person despite their blatant love for gay sex.

Every archtype has its bad apples though.
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>>101890386
That's the most absurd reasoning I've ever heard.
Cognitive dissonance, much?
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>>101889166
2d Fujoshi are funny and usually hawt. The real thing, however.......
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>>101890584
Considering what he said is a joke, and that you two are getting asspained about it, I'd question your mental stature over his.
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>>101891177
>hawt
>.........
>>>/gaia/
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>>101891326
I mean, pretending to be retarded at someone who is pretending to be retarded is pretty retarded.

Regardless, here's Frau because she's awesome.
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>>101890157
But the otaku stereotype is watching IDOLMASTER and OreImo. What's the difference?
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>>101891052
thats cute anon
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bro-tier ones are cool. the retarded obvious ones, not so much.

same as normal otaku really.
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In 2D they are pretty good but like everyone in 3D if they try to force shit on you of course they will be bad.
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Been dating one for a couple years and it's been great!

Great video game partner (solo, co-op, multiplayer) and we share nerdy hobbies (e.g. anime/manga, music, books, basketball)

Best of all, she's horny all the damn time. I get texts in the middle of class or while we hang out with other people like:

>You wanna try anal?
>Of course
First time I did anal

>I'm going to ride the fuck out of u later, k?
>ok

>I'm rolling a fat one but I want you to eat me after, how bout it?
>you got it
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>>101892755
Oh you normalfags.
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>>101892755
Yeah, me too buddy!!
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>>101889166
jesus fuck that outfit is cute

and yes they're usually the funny unimpeded type

the real thing is usually far more awkward and self obsessed

>>101892755
so rare to find a good 3d fujo.

if she isn't land mass proportions, put a ring on it
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>>101892755
If this is how normal people are supposed to behave I'll return to my basement because I want no part of it.
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>>101892755
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>>101889266
I have a fujoshi friend from long time ago; she gave me a figure for Christmas.
It's nice.
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I hate when they're overdone and super hyper like that one bitch in Oreimo.
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I have an ex that was a secret fujo. I knew from finding she had an account at aarinfantasy, and insulted it to see how she would react. She just smiled and agreed, and hid all of her fujo porn.

Then again, I made her feel ashamed of everything about herself, because I'm a terrible person. Best sex of my life, though - would always try anything, and wanted it several times a day for years.
I hear she's full hikki now.
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>>101896718
>full hiki
Go to her anon, cure her with your dick.
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hikkomori is 10/10 would bang
remove fujoshi
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>>101896718
Damn all you 3DPD.
At the very least, you help preserve the need for escapism for being as you are.
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2D fujos are not as bad as their 3DPD retard counterparts.

Kanbaru is a rare example of lesbian fujo who isn't a fat fuck who projects on gay dudes I'm a lesbian and my former friends were 85% this type of fujoshit, absolutely disgusting.
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>>101898166
>Kanbaru
>fujo
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>>101898166
>btw I'm a girl
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>>101898222
She likes BL and is a pervert
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>>101889166
never seen on IRL
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>>101889166
Being the case that we both like cute guys dicking I thnik I would like one.
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>>101898817
That doesn't mean much.
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>>101898166
I always suspected femanons were the worst shitposters.
Thanks for proving it, you disgusting dyke.



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