How pure is your waifu? Test it with Akinator!
1-10 Questions: Dying of AIDS, blue waffle, your mom, gangbangs every night
11-20 Questions: Prostitute, sucked hundreds of dicks
21-30 Questions: Tramp, sucked dozens of dicks
31-40 Questions: Normal Girl with Sexual Experience, has a few boyfriends
41-50 Questions: Virgin but Lustful
Can't Guess: Polyanna, Pure Waifu
he couldn't guess
74 questions and still going, purest waifu.
He couldn't guess her. My waifu is purest.
everytime he gets close he gives up
I don't even.
>obscure is pure
>my waifu is from a shit show, therefore she isn't a slut
Keep dreaming plebeian.
What a slut.
I swear she's not a whore. ;_;
...it got Rin (obviously), Ryougi Shiki, Lain, and Reinhard in less than 20 questions.
>only one away from being acceptable
The first time, he didn't get it. I simply couldn't accept that, and got 25 the next. I think he's right.
>sucked hundreds of dicks
>not a whore
She sucked so many dicks that she reset the counter and became pure again.
Used to never get mine, but after adding her in and months of playing this with /a/ he now gets her in 25 questions normally.
Welp 32 questions later he finally got it
Sasuga Akinator. 31 questions. He's a normal girl with acceptable sexual experience.
37 for Angra Mainyu, waifu for life..
It's a trap. The more you enter your waifu, the less pure she becomes. The only correct way to respond is to not play.
Akinator never ceases to amaze me.
24 questions, fair for a key girl.
>"Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)?"
For fucks sake
New game: answer the questions describing your ideal waifu.
First try Akinator usually gets it within 17-25 questions. On subsequent tries usually gets it in around 10 or so. He learns.
You cheating motherfuckers, I bet you're all picking incorrect answers and then fixing it middleways
Or they don't know jack shit about their own waifus, and are picking incorrect answers unintentionally before Akin finally gets it.
Azalyn was never guessed. Truly she is the Purest
to be fair, when he asked about SS, i couldn't say no....
Or your waifu is a whore who's everyone else's waifu.
Tsubame in 25
Benkei at 50
Momoyo at 80
Failed to guess seiso
how surprisingly accurate.
At least he got the series right
>He couldn't guess
Fuck this site.
HA, 6 questions, WHO'S THE WHORE NOW AKINATOR?
How many questions?
Is not our fault that your waifu is a slut.
Disappointed but not surprised
>couldn't guess TADA SPOOKSTER
I wonder if anyone else has even tried getting ghost banri
She is not a tramp. ;_;
He got lilly from KS in 27 questions.
>I knew it was over when he asked "does she have a cane?"
what is this shit? i was thinking of manaka and he didn't show her name or picture but this popped up.
Let me guess, when asking for your demographic information you said 10 year old girl.
I love when Akinator knows exactly who your character is and decides to add a couple random ass facts in the end.
>Has Killed People
>Is in Death Note
>Is she an alligator?
It didn't know about Monad from Ergo Proxy...
NTR with dead pseudogods is best NTR.
What did you enter your age as?
Yeah I just lazily tapped in 111 and it said I couldn't be over 100 so I just took one off.
27? You sure you didn't fuck up? He gets most KS, including lilly in 15 or less.
my name was "a" and my age was "1"
>in before people shitting themselves over his ability to guess very obvious and popular characters
One of the answers is "A smart guy who says yes to everything".
He's making sure you're actually answering the questions.
Akinator you cheating bastard. He got a clue on my waifu then just went down the list of hair colors til I hit yes.
>Akina Orifushi from KanajoXKanajoXKanajo
I'll take it
OVER THE LINE
Got him in 50 questions.
>mfw virgin but lustful
I dunno, sometimes he gets off on a weird start and goes in the wrong direction for a bit. I just tried Rin, and it took him 26 tries. He does disagree with me on her being mostly silent, so whatever.
How many characters can you think off that would answer "yes" to having "human skin" but would answer "no" to being human or vice-versa? How is that really a good diagnostic?
I guess it's time to start muv luv again
My god 16?!
Took him 46 tries to guess cal/drei from Phantom: Requiem For The Phantom
He made one wrong guess, not bad
Got her in 15 questions.
God dammit why is my waifu so easy to guess? She's not even a popular character. It makes this game so much less exciting.
its rape time
>Sako the rape gun
>Normal girl with sexual experience
Some robots, elves, similar humanoid non-humans.
I always figured he was adding new answers to the database for a given character.
As a rule of thumb, the more famous a character is, the more dicks she'll have in her mouth because the more people are claiming her to be their waifu.
We are meant to post the first result we get i presume?
Huh, it only took him like 25 for me.... You must have trained him.
>people can't get older than 100 years
but she is pure waifu material
Wow fucking 19 Q_Q Maki I thought you were pure
Elves and other non-human humanoids would have a skin that matched their species. I do suppose that creatures that were once human (vampires, lycanthropes, etc) would probably count.
That's how 20 questions is played, anon. Well within the rules.
I got her in 15, she's a whore.
Save for the fact that she sucked hundreds of dicks.
>There are actually people that don't lie in order to mess up future predictions
Nah, you're just a pedant.
Interpret human skin as "Human like".
I am 200% okay with this.
>There are actually people
Well you know... her mom probably sold her out
Well that was sort of unexpected.
forgot my pic
Akinator calls my waifu a slut every single time.
How pure is she?
i kept going and he guessed pic related after 70ish? questions. Fuck that.
79 questions before he admitted defeat.
It's a shame there's no way to choose specific questions to answer and see who fits those criteria. Otherwise you generally need to start picking oddly specific shit or risk getting "your waifu/fantasy/ideal/etc."
..this.. this doesnt make sense.
I stopped paying attention to the number of questions around 75, but he finally got it.
I'm disappointed in this result. It's cause I said she had messy hair.
79 questions and he give up
Last time I tried this, he took 25 questions.
Now he took 17.
Fuck Akinator, fuck your chart and fuck you too for good measure. My waifu is a high-class lady of proper etiquette, not a slut.
>Doesn't know who Tada Banri is
>Does she have blue hair?
>Is she a police officer or a detective?
I swear Akinator throws in the last question to show off every time.
Will people stop putting in below 18 as their age so that Akinator can guess R18 waifus?
>Typing in a age below 18
because in the USSR everyone shares
He couldn't guess her
>Interpret human skin as "Human like".
Then why not write that? The questions can be whatever the fuck they want them to be.
When that shows up, it means that you put your age below 18 and turned out a character from a porn something.
Cherry is pure.
just put 1 in the age thing cause i felt lazy. guess ill try again
After a whopping 86 questions he finally got her
now to continue the Slavaboo theme
damn it Katyusha.
HAH~ HE CAN'T INTO TOKU (though he did give me Luka Milffy aka THE GREAT MAO ICHIMICHI)
>Third question asked if she was had blue hair
>Fourth question asked if she was related to the sea
Oi oi oi, this nigga straight up hacking or some shit.
so he got her below 10 questions? what a slut
He saw right through this plan, anon.
Even if you ruse him, he still beats you.
76 questions in an he still has no clue
>mfw he's given up twice now
Man, I miss that simple blue background and lack of trojan adware.
fucking beat this bitch with rog rogerson, the man is pure as pure can be.
This nigga is a cop-out.
My waifu isn't even in his database, what do I win?
He gave up after 70 questions.
Exactly 31 questions. Totally not a slut.
Forgot my image.
But I call bullshit cause as soon as he figured out it was a schoolgirl with magic powers, he scrolled through hair colors till he got to pink.
You don't, because if she isn't in there at all she is unimportant and nobody lovers her including you.
>He gave up after 20 questions
The purest of waifus
A little tip for those doing this. You have to decide early on whether your ideal waifu is in anime, not real, or a real historical person.
but anon, that's not bullshit, your waifu's a slut
i know it. She has been my waifu for 12 years
It's not bullshit, anon. Hate the game, not the playa.
I've never seen him give up anywhere before question 70 i'm calling bullshit on this
>Character already played 10 times
And he still got it right. sasuga Akinator-sama
>God of the internet
Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar
soode dil de pukar
Aaja karle ye pyar
He got her in 9 questions.
What am I supposed to do now?
Snowden is a slut.
Let me guess. You pressed "No" when you were prompted to continue, didn't you?
Find a new waifu.
Guessed it after 14 questions. Fuck.
/k/omrade reporting in.
>you don't know shit
>you don't have a clue
>Askinator giving up before question 50
Akinator managed to guess it after 80 questions.
How the fuck the genie managed this I'll never know
But I love her ;_;
I don't believe it because I've seen literally no one else on /a/ in years that shares my waifu.
W-what if your ideal waifu is your waifu?
Is he fucking serious?
>is your character human
>does your character have blue hair?
Does a manga count as a novel?
Consider NTR play with her.
I find "does your character fight titans?" more irritating.
Just answer the question.
>virgin but lustful
Sounds about right. I was being honest too. Always and forever, Siesta my love.
But she's going to die of AIDS. How do I save her?
What does manga count as, comic?
Nice shit taste.
Didn't they already have a cure for that?
Start charging the people she has sex with, obviously, to fund her treatment.
He couldn't guess.
I never doubted her.
>Having a waifu with a boyfriend
She is pure but you are not.
Did multiple times, never took more than 14, usually in 12.
Kyou Kai from kingdom manga
decided to add her since she wasn't a part of the database
>23 questions of absolutely unrelated shit
>out of nowhere "Does your character have special eyes"
>"Does your character have an artificial limb?"
FUCK YOU AKINATOR
Yes, and LN count as Novels obviously
Become her pimp. Get funds to clone her.
took him 50 exactly
Fucking Kurumu Kuruno took more questions than that
didnt mean to reply
I love that smug, shit-eating grin on his face.
Mayu from Captain Harlock is not my waifu, but this is the second I've used her to beat Akinator.
I don't care if she's pure, it's why I love her.
>Is your character involved in the sport Tricking?
Do I even want to know?
did I do good /a/?
(not my waifu but i wanted to see how slutty she was, I am relieved)
>mfw it actually came up with my waifu
It doesn't count if she's not your waifu.
22 questions, not surprised
Bingo there fellow Revybro
The final question for Destiny was, "is your character crude?"
I answered yes
Visiting from /tg/. Sub-Commander Torchstar. He couldn't guess.
Really not surprised she's a tramp, since she watches people fap.
HOLY FUCK HE GAVE UP AFTER 52 TRIES THIS TIME
mina tepes is the best waifu
What what are you supposed to do with more vague questions? Just answer dunno/probably/not?
Also, does student council president count as the leader of a group, and the student council a club?
>Is you character a girl? - Yes
>Are you hoping to get together with your character? - Yes
>Is your character a man?
Akinator what the fuck did you just >imply
>Implying he would know the shittiest Tau ever.
Is your character's face blurred in their videos?
What are you implying about my waifu akinator?
>is your character black
>ends up giving me some pokemon negro anyway
based on her back story im not surprised
Huh, it asked me a lot of related questions about sword and knife use, etc and got it in something like 15:
>Just answer dunno/probably/not?
>Also, does student council president count as the leader of a group
Peace be with the Revy.
I would say yes.
Is it Shino from SYD
did I get it in 2?
34 questions. I felt like he kept going in circles after the first 11 questions or so.
The purest of waifus
>Waituing one of the murder children
>still hasn't got it
Meh, it used to be 20 questions, what happened?
She's a terrorist
>Shittiest Tau ever
u wot m8?
Not sure how I got to this question...
Stop it guys.
You are only making him stronger.
Even if he loses, he still gets stronger.
You can never defeat him.
Okay, I fucked up. I think it's because I tried on my phone initially.
Tried again but he still gave up, albeit after 72 this time.
21, more pure than I actually expected.
Necron master race.
Ha HAH! My waifu is pure as the morning dew
that BAR though
33. Probably pretty accurate for him really.
Also whoever has only seen the anime and keeps giving my husbando the wrong answers to questions stop that shit. He fights with a sword and he lost his horns so he doesn't have them you idiots.
son of a bitch
>Is your character real?
Did you say yes?
So impure she might as well be 3DPD.
What kind of question is that
Wow. He guessed wrong at 25 questions, then finally got my waifu at like 50. I'm disappointed Akinator. I mostly picked her as a joke.
How can you say you love her if you won't drink her bath water?
I tried multiple times answering several different ways but he couldn't guess this no matter what.
Wyald, leader of the Black Dog Knights, Apostle of the Godhand.
I could eat her poop, but drinking her dirty bath water is just gross
>is your character less than 15 years old
>is your character an adult man?
Akinator has serious short term memory
Welp, defeated him.
Why is Akinator so slow on my end? He never gets past my response to his first question, and just floats there with his hands together. What gives?
went with my /co/ waifu, got her in 14
He was just trying to make sure your waifu wasn't the MC from the manga where every teen girl become a oyaji.
Holy shit her skin looks like porcelain.
Lips look like they could suck dick pretty well though.
Or the one where the guy's dad became a little girl.
He didn't get Patty from PSO2
Thought it was Karen from PSU several times.
Poplan confirmed for pure
Don't do it man. Don't NTR Akinator
Azuki Azusa. He asked really stupid questions the whole time.
>Can't guess Majo le Fey
O-okay. I guess I'm okay with that.
Nefapetu in 11 questions
Aina confirmed for pure waifu of all time.
Too bad she ded.
and by winning, I mean I chose someone so obscure Akinator wouldn't have her in his database.
She comes with a portable arm so you can use it to fap whenever you want. Really convenient.
Couldn't guess Wakaba from Pupipo!
Wasn't even an option.
She is the purest 5th grader ever.
God damn, he couldn't guess Ganishka, either? Akinator don't know shit about Berserk. I bet he'll get Rosine though since she's demonic jailbait.
>Get every other Golden Time girl
What the hell man.
You have shit taste. The only waifu material from that show is Yuya.
Purer than even I expected.
>is your character a japanese idol?
I always like the.
>Does your character have black hair?
>does your character have blonde hair?
I guess it could be for highlights or the occasional multi colored hair character, but still seems silly.
Too bad, you get an idol even if you don't want it.
Couldn't guess, fucking pleb Akinator.
Guessed my waifu in 21 guesses (Kurisu)
Guessed my mom in 26 guesses
I don't know how to feel about this. Does this mean my mom is a slut?
52 goddamn questions. I don't think he caught on until after asking "Is your character a lesbian?"
>Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)?
>Does your character play an instrument?
Fuck you Akinator.
Beat him easily.
Couldn't guess. I guess that makes her pure.
This could definitely be optimized a bit but that would require a whole lot of ugly special cases or fuzzy logic or something that's a bit more complex than their current algorithm
I liked Sadie more but nice tastes
He never guesses Maria
Took him 70 odd attempts.
Stumped the first time.
Second time in 25 questions.
You beat him by having shit taste, good job.
Victory fuckers. Couldn't guess it for the life of him and I took over 80 questions. Purer than pure even when pregnant and married at the end of her story.
Are you fucking serious?
Yuzu from Citrus has been played only 5 times, yet he got in in 27 questions
He didn't get Tomoe. Her purity is no surprise.
Not surprising but faster than I expected.
Who is the purest Meguca?
I got like 10 questions if my character had ever posed naked, appeared in a porno, was a pornographic actor, etc. What the fuck man.
New game: Answer all of the questions for yourself if you were in an anime (so say "no" to "are they real?" and "yes" to "are they from an anime?"). Discover your animu self.
He couldnt guess. Mina a pure
>I got like 10 questions if my character had ever posed naked, appeared in a porno, was a pornographic actor, etc. What the fuck man.
Definitely sounds like your waifu to me.
Wow, after all this time Akinator STILL can't guess Jintetsu the steel man.
Well he didn't get her, but at least she was listed. Does Akinator make any distinction between manga and anime? I've noticed if it's a manga without an anime equivalent and I say it isn't an anime, and instead say it's a comic book, it seems to throw him off track pretty badly.
i shouldn't be surprised, really
at least he's pure as driven snow
That worked out perfectly.
>is your character a girl?
>does your character speak japanese?
>is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)?
Okay, what the fuck?
He had to separate your waifu from some random slut so those questions were needed. At least I'm hoping that is it. You answered no right?
4. FUCKING. TRIES.
I'm perfectly fine with this
He got her for me after around 27 questions.
I said she was from a comic book.
>Does Akinator make any distinction between manga and anime?
He makes the distinction that the people that play the game make. So I think he probably does (at least I hope he does). It's probably more that there's more people answering questions about comic book characters like Batman than manga-only characters.
HE COULDN'T GUESS MY WAIFU, IORI KOSAKA, FROM EROGE! H MO GAME MO KAIHATSU ZANMAI!!!
THAT MEANS SHE'S PURE, AND NOT A DIRTY SLUT!!!! I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS TRUE
Well I'm okay with this. No Spiral husbando but th-that's fine too...;_;
Well fuck you 2 Akinator
I don't think I like this game.
Fuck you, Akinator.
>Taking a screenshot of the entire fucking desktop
He really does know everything.
Defeated twice. However he did guess Hiroyuki Sakai, my non-anime waifu, so that was weird.
He couldn't get Isma, either, but she was listed. He seems to suck pretty badly with manga only Berserk characters. I'm sure he'd get the main characters no problem (Farnese, Isidro, Puck, etc) but side characters are throwing him for a loop.
I'm gonna try Mozgus. Or maybe Gambino.
Well shit I ain't gunna complain.
I fed him info about my waifu like a dozen times already, still doesn't get it.
Damn it, it took it like 9 questions
>Is your character black?
>Is your character fat?
Now i know she is the one for me always. He couldnt guess
>Prostitute, sucked hundreds of dicks
It keeps happening.
seems about right
forgot my pic
Such a slut.
70+ questions, didn't guess my waifu. Feels good.
Not only could he not guess, mai waifu wasn't even in his database. I guess she's the purest.
Okay, is an anime, at least he got that fucking right for once.
why is akinator so based? 13 questions to get to satsuki. but i guess that website probably gets a lot of animu questions.
But he didn't need to ask ~10 times!
I hope you're ordering her.
He can't guess any of the non-main characters or gundams from G Gundam.
shit son I have bad news for you...
DROP THE BASS
>Is your character only famous under a nickname?
im thinking of creepychan what should i say?
also 52 questions in and he hasnt got it yet lel
>Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
Haruko Haruhara took him 49 questions, he tried to answer Blair (Soul Eater) first.
>Virgin, but lustful
>Does your character act depressed?
>Is your character depressing?
>mai waifu wasn't even in his database
Means >>101890107 anon
Does this count?
>Implying she didn't fuck Amarao
>Implying she didn't fuck Naota's Dad
>Implying she didn't fuck Naota
>Implying she didn't fuck Atomsk
And that's just on Earth
What a fucking punk ass (31 questions)
How pure is your waifu?
haruko never fugs anybody git gud
I kinda look like him
But I just added her. Doesn't that mean that she is loved?
He is obviously trying to get you to thing lewd thoughts about her then. You were thinking about her being nude weren't you? You naughty anon.
Took him 43 questions
>16 questions to get to Per Mertesacker
Tried again. Akinator are you trying to tell me something?
I redid it and he got it in less than 10 ;_;
It's OK anon, we'll be with you as you make this difficult transistion.
Fuck off /v/, nobody likes you
>Question 20: Does your character often wear strange costumes
I blame all those doujins. It's not her fault.
>Sakura-chan's Amazing Adventure.gif
I guess it's time to read that again
She attracted people enough in order for them to make doujins, deal with it
Victory is mine. Margit Eberbach, you glorious, pure woman you.
Doesn't she have canon costume changes all the time anyway? She's famous for having the most outfits of all magical girls.
She also attracted everybody around her with magic. Gay magic.
All that shit taste.
He couldn't guess it. My waifu is completely pure.
Hisoka in 19 questions
But we all know how much he loves prepubescent dick. The only surprise is that it took that many questions.
After 80 guesses he gave up.
I'm sorry you're so deluded. If only you could realize the greatness that is this glorious German goddess.
Yeah, Tomoyo makes them. That's one of the best parts, she doesn't magically change in to an outfit.
>i know who you're talking about but it's not for children, play again
fuck off that shits stupid
Put in an age that's not less than 18 the next time you play, then.
Who is she? Tried reverse search and the archive that comes up, iqbd, saucenao, and tineye and found nothing.
oh shit ive been putting 3 yrs old every time
>being this underage
Margit isn't even in the database see >>101890107
Nanami Ao? He just guessed her in less than 20 questions for me.
>eating a revy
Sorin Markov in 25 questions.
I'm okay with this
Holy shit he guessed Ivana Fukalot. Wasn't expecting that.
REALLY CAUSE HE GOT FUCKING BEATRICE IN 10 FUCK
>not being an 8 year old girl
His first guess was Fuura from SZS. CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR, MY DJINN FRIEND.
Eventually, got to 31-40 Question range. I would expect nothing more or less from my perfectly normal waifu.
Fuck you, Captcha, we're in love.
I think we know who the sluttiest one between the two is.
The answer is neither because they are both perfect.
Objectively best answer.
Motherfucker, all the influx of animu is making him know
Well, is it?
24 questions ;_;
what a penis receptacle
Can't remember how many guesses, but it was past 60
I think that should be obvious.
Uhhhhhhhh, as in the corrupted form of the name Lugh Lamphada, Ildana and king of the Tuatha De Danann, God of the Sun, Crafts, and Vengeance?
Eh, sure, why not.
PURITY IN IT'S TRUEST FORM
hmm not bad, i'd rather no what shes doing
Took 30 questions, but seriously fucking HOW. HOW.
>character played 425 times
>valmet was 92
??????????????????????????????? The fuck guys.
but that's a genie
Well, this took 50 questions.
How pure is she?
pure as fuck
let's just say that she can get pretty kinky with that tongue-chain
This guy is fucking cheating. I decided to go with Elins and the second fucking question was about online games.
you must be literally retarded or incompetent at answering questions
he got her in 17 questions for me
I just lost The Game.
How many questions? I want an objective metric.
Oh fuck you.
It's been like 3 years.
This is going swimmingly
i was fucked on the first 2 questions
>is your character in the title of the series
i dont even have to conrinute this, nep is pure fuck all you niggas
Nobody even plays The Game anymore. Not even Triple H.
80 questions, couldn't guess her.
You sound like an NTR'd guy in denial.
ritsu left highschool
for a moderately obscure character it can take anywhere from 20-50 questions depending on what track he goes down
Nice waifu, anon.
Got her in 10 questions. She's a slut.
i will fucking punch you in the throat cunt
Well he had absolutely no knowledge of Saki from Yandere so who-hoo. Now I can die to a chainsaw. At least my waifu is pure.
I will fight you
Post the questions/game report.
after 71 questions, could not figure it out
This game sometimes
That pic pretty accurately shows my reaction after 6 guessed characters in a row.
it took him 2 tries
Not the same run, took longer this time but I think you get the point. I did get it in 10 questions the first try though.
What the fug
Half the questions wouldn't even be correct.
Looks like your ideal waifu is 2nd hand goods anon.
>the guy you want is dead.
Akinator getting deep.
Second best planeswalker.
I can easily accept this.
i lol'd like a child
Fuck, I expected 1-10, but it seems she's purer than I thought.
I was hoping for a character to appear but this works too.
He should've, I was the one that added Meracle/Tamamo a few years back.
It was in the system, he just kept guessing other catgirls.
Even after a bunch of space and crew questions his first guess was the fucking cat girl from Dark Cloud
Enjoy your trojans.
Image limit hit.
he got all 3 of my waifus under 20 trys.
sakura from naruto 16 trys
nami from one piece 12 trys
and ichigo from bleach in just 8
WHAT IS THIS WITCH CRAFT
Stop getting shitty mainstream waifus that have fandom dicks on their faces on a regular basis.
>more than one waifu
>that shit taste
I can't believe people fall for such obvious bait.
a-anon, I don't think they actually fell for it.
>not hipster enough, try again
Sariel a slut.
This test is bullshit.
>I think of
That's what I got. I guess that's alright.
Kei Nagase from Ace Combat 5.
She isn't a whore ;_;
twas a troll, methinks
23 questions. I feel cheated. 'Played 665 times' ;_;7