Would you sleep with this pure virgin vampire?
No. Because Seras after she drinks the blood of the captain is fucking terrifying. An awesome character, but terrifying.
That and I imagine she is getting nonstop mental dickings, which begs the question is that still considered masturbation?
No. She has developed breasts.
Her familiar would fucking kill you before that happened.
She isn't a virgin, captain took it. Alucard was raped
Hey, if the captain hasn't actively been summoned it's fair game. I would hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be crowned king of England.
Imagine her like 200 years later and how terrifying she is then
Just out out of curiosity.... how people here call Seras and Alucard "selas and arucard"?
I know she had to be a virgin in order to become a vampire, but now that she is one can she bang all she wants or will Alucard get jelly?
It's Dracula backwards, there is no need to turn the 'l' into a 'r'
Does that answer your question?
She could have sex if she wanted to.
Think is, there's nobody she would want to bang.
this, is there a loli seras fanart?
you won't get any creddit from re-using the same overused jokes you find on reddit, the only place for you is facebook.
Kinda. I just wanted to see if people pronounced them in english format.
Uh, what? That joke mainly reminds me of Sam and Max, not in the sexual way, but the 'whoso pulleth this linoleum knife' way.
Damn man, chill.
I thought that when a virgin girl is turned into a vampire her hymen is automatically torn.
Would you let her turn you into a vampire?
Don't pretend you're not a virgin
Yes. I could have a bitchin time with immortality, and Alucard and Seras are the kind that can actually go out in the sun.
Would you call her master?
Only if forced, and then only as a symbol of respect, I'm not into femdom
> Alucard get jelly?
They don't have that kind of relationship actually.
I'd rather a female alucard.
Anyone know who the artist for this is?
Wouldn't we all?
>mfw I'd be a ghoul
God fucking damnit
Filthy bloodsucking wretches, out of my sight at once.
Seras even after the 30 year timeskip is still adorable. Don't be a wimp.
Why Alucard became Yamada? Is that Alucard's real gender?
Was it rape?
>Is that Alucard's real gender?
What? No, form became meaningless to him a long time ago though.
So he can turn into a loli too?
I wish he had
Ah, it's the return of the why-boner. WITH VENGEANGE
This was my first anime series and Seras has remained my one and only waifu for over 10 years
I love her just like I love Hellsing Ultimate.
So why did Walter get the quick vampirization done instead of just waiting a day or two for the real thing to kick in?
If it wasn't because of time limit bullshit, do you think he could have actually killed all of Alucard's lives?
So is Hellsing good or is like Naruto-tier shit for edgy teens? Is it worth the watch if I like action series or is it as much of an edgey, "I can Out Mary-Sue You" "No You Can't"-fest as it looks to be?
How about you just watch it, and form your own fucking opinion on it?
Maybe I fucking will.
Don't deny him Anon, he could be there with you right now on that why boner, he's the one guy who can be anywhere and nowhere, therefore he can transcend the 2D universe for dickings.
>mfw I ship Seras and Schrodinger
I regret nothing.
It's not really meant to be taken to seriously, a lot the series is over the top in general. Action is fun along with a good theme or two about men fighting monsters.
Nothing wrong with that Anon.
This gif should sum up Hellsing Ultimate for you.
Yes, easily. He was obviously wrecking Alucard's shit. He lost cause lol no time left= no strength magically.
Over the top as fuck
Despite what people will tell you Alucard is NOT the Main Character, he is a Plot Device, Seras and Integra are the Main Characters.
Alucard's purpose is to move their plots along
He was Wrecking Alucard, by himself, with only his dog left
Alucard had a LOT more power than that
He couldn't beat Alucard and all of his lives, he'd get sloppy before Alucard ran out of them, simply due to how long the bastard has been around and eating people.
But this is all theoretical BS that doesn't matter
Would it be threesome?
>mfw I'm nearly a wizard and can become a vampire
Bang Seras? Fuck yeah.
Even if I was a ghoul afterwards I don't even care.
It's fucking Seras!
It's a crime that there's only like one decent doujin of Seras.
Sure, why not?
She looks pretty cute and immortality is just a bonus.
and that it is only translated into spanish
I'd do it. I'm a dirty old man.
Yes, and I would totally tap that shit after I turned
>I'm a dirty old man
Hellsing takes place around the turn of the millennium, she's probably in her mid-thirties to early forties by now.
I want more Helsing.
When will we get more qt3.14 seras waifu?
Posting my superior virgin vampire.
Is it this?
Seems pretty solid.