Anyone here read enough Japanese to tell me what the hell is going on?
I don't know who the weeb in the first page was, or who this chick is, but she looks cute
And here are a few other character
SCP as in that wiki and the game?
Cute goo girl time. Slightly NSFW ish
Didn't know this existed but now I'm curious. Someone please translate this shit, yo! Please.
Yeah. It looks like the Japanese have their own version of the wiki, with more boobs and stuff. They seem obsessed with the weeaboo fightan guys and the rolling eyes.
Also they gave goo girl a mecha
wow /x/ is going places.
They've also made their own SCP files. I guess this is some kind of artifact and a ghost wolf. Anyway, this is the end of the character page, the next page is comic.
I feel like an SCP manga/anime would be good if had the same kind of tone as Sekai Seifuku
SCP-682 is the biggest reptilian gary stu ever
Kondraki for MC
Remember when /x/ wasn't /b/ with ghosts? That was a good time.
And this is the first real page. As far as I can tell, weeb dude is training against a bunch of famous SCPs and getting his ass kicked.
Second page. He's perving on some of the hot female SCPs, including the fox girl and that naked succubus chick.
Source on this?
I guess it could be a goo girl.
It looks like perving didn't go well for him.
www.pixiv DOT net/member_illust.php?id=9143196
He also did a lolposter of SCP Foundation as a mecha anime
Wait, the Elevens have their own SCP wiki and Pixiv manga?
Has someone told /m/ yet?
Now this is the kind of SCP I can get behind. We need Japan to do the stare at the SCP that only moves when you look away and gangrape her.
For some reason Bright got involved.
The character pages were originally found on Imgur at /a/mi67V
this SCP is just asking to be japanized
There's a second chapter with two pages.
It looks like they're going to go see that mecha anime the dude did a lolposter of.
Looks like he's a Class E staff member, Takase Shuichi. He's the disposable human criminal that they use to test SCPs.
Foundation Agent, attached to Site-81, name unknown.
SCP-074, the Quantum Woodlouse, is located at Site 81.
And I guess goo girl likes popcorn.
Funny you should mention that.
Funny fact: the tag "SCP" on Pixiv also apparently means "titfucking a sleeping girl."
D-class personnel 3561. Yagihashi Sousuke.
Normality (the kanji says "seiki") Research Division Staff Member: Yokota Rin.
(should use that for >>101881485 E-class Personnel, unless the E is supposed to denote that he is a member of an Esoteric Mobile Task Force http://www.scp-wiki.net/task-forces)
have some statue butt
Whoops, I meant
>Has someone told /x/ yet?
Or posted this to them? Because I think they'd be interested in seeing what's going on over there.
Leave it to the Japanese to make Able a total bishonen.
have some more statue
/x/ doesn't give a shit about SCP Foundation any more. Tried asking them and all they did was talk about how much it sucks now.
Buddy, you don't know the half of it.
Here's Able as a high school girl.
Here's the entire SCP staff as a bunch of anime characters piloting the SCP Big O
I guess this is a crossover with that warship moe anime.
Should add, she is just called "Senpai" because her name is unknown.
SCP-999: The Tickle Monster. Nina.
I think it says
Anti-SCP large-scale containment powered suit
SCP-999/JP-27 Experimental Combat Machine
SCP-999/JP-27 Combat Experiment
Yeah but this is new /x/ you're talking about. It's /b/ with ghosts.
Thanks! As payment I will continue to post SCP pics.
Here's Able as a half-naked sexy babe.
Bring it up with /tg/ then. They still enjoy SCP.
SCP-210-JP: Metal Life-form. Looks like a Dyson bladeless fan.
They really do like that fan.
Have some d'aww
SCP-076. The weeaboo fightan guy.
Here's one of SCP-173 as a boy and a girl.
Well that was straightforward. And now I need to go.
have some sun launcher.
What unspeakable horror would emerge if SCP-999 and this were sealed in the same room?
I don't know. But /a/ would still fuck it.
And then there is the gay.
have some more dawww
>have their own version of the wiki, with more boobs and stuff. They seem obsessed with the weeaboo fightan guys and the rolling eyes.
do they even bother to translate the english stuff?
Actually they do.
They seem to have a good number of the articles translated.
The fanart seems to mostly be for the weeaboo fightan ones, and the boobs. But especially the eye things. They love the eye things.
What on earth are you talking about?
I see they have their own scp's, but do the japs have a sun launcher?
I . . .honestly have no idea. :|
Have some cute Able and Cain instead.
they also find Dr. Gerald hilarious
Is... is that ChowderClef?
Wearing Char Aznable's mask.
Also Gears is Aigis, Kondraki is Papillon, Dmitri is Madoka, Kain appears to be Doraemon, and Bright is. . . hotblooded, I guess.
Also Big O is the Foundation mecha, Rights is a naked glowing blue naked chick, and Dr. Wondertainment is a loli.
>Bright is... hotblooded
Ryoma from Getter Robo.
What happened to /x/?
That's the one!
Not sure. Have some cyborg girl
Man, I miss when SCP was actually horror-related and not a collection of efforts to try and top 682.
So, apparently the Jap SCP wiki isn't linked to the main SCP wiki.
I would start reading it again if they dropped all the self-insert nonsense and only wrote about spooky monsters.
I always thought SCP was a decent blend of weird stories based on strange photos and horror stories.
Check the front page. It's there.
I miss when it actually felt like it was that.
Does that mean that they don't have bestest lizurd evurr?
Even if you take away all of the attempts at being oh-so-wacky and over the top, you're still left with the central problem of the whole project, which is that it's a wiki. For every guy who comes up with something like the rough/fine machine, you've got nine others who just pick a random object in their line of sight and try to make it spooky, and so you wind up with dozens of lame entries about evil toasters.
I only read the wiki entries. I don't bother with the short stories unless they're in the SCP page itself.
I'd want Clef for MC, but that would be too CRAZY.
Yeah, I really stopped caring outside the first few ones. Then all a sudden there are more creatures and power level bullshit going on.
Wil, is that you?
Yeah but that's why they prune away stuff that's shit. Or at least, when I followed it, they did.
filled with children roleplaying.
Trying to moderate for quality in a site entirely driven by user-generated content is a conundrum. If you do it too heavily while the site is small, you wind up driving off potentially interested readers and writers, which can kill off interest in the site since you have no incentive other than exposure to offer them. If you wait until the site has gotten a sizable userbase, it becomes effectively impossible due to sheer volume. Bottom line is that any amateur writer site has to be fairly lenient in terms of quality, so you can't expect moderators to clean up swathes of mediocre entries.
I meant the character you shithead.
>Go to /x/, check first two pages
>Let's talk about porn.
>Help me freak this girl out. (Facebook screencap)
>Help me find a spooky Youtube video.
>What is the meaning of Tropico?
>Two World War III threads
>What's a good nihilistic book to read?
Dear god, what happened.
/b/ went down a couple years ago and they all decided to make /x/ the vacation board. They never left.
Jesus christ, and the original SCP wiki was cancerous enough already...
>check one of those WW3 threads
>it will happen when someone drops a nuke on Detroit
my sides. Why would anyone waste a nuke on Detroit?
Would anyone even notice?
So how do the SCPs compare to the Holder Objects?
It already looks like a nuke has been dropped on it.
That Fox SCP always scared me, thankfully I'm a dog person she hates them.
Holder did the same thing over and over and now it sucks.
SCP did ten thousand different things and now it sucks.
I don't even understand why they would contain http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953 when apparently they're a specieis that has lived on Earth for centuries.
how would anyone be creeped out by Holder?
SCP isn't creepy either but at least there were decent entries like 682
>and succeed in the systematic murder of 27 attendees of "YiffCon 2███"
Shes doing gods work anon.
I can't even find an image macro for what I'm feeling
So can anyone help with translating these pages?
Description: Moved to Site-19 in 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. She is small and extremely cute.
SCP-173 is shy young girl wearing a large woolen sweater, who covers her face in embarrassment when looked at. As long as she is in your direct line of sight, she will not move from her spot.
However when you close your eyes she will then move closer. With each blink SCP–173 is able to move several feet toward a person at astonishing speeds, and can move across the length of a large room in just a few blinks.
Since SCP-173 cannot move while direct line of sight is maintained, it is recommended that no fewer than 3 enter the containment cell at one time so that at least one of them is making eye contact with it at all times. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking as an extra precaution.
Subject is reported to attack it's victims by sneaking up on them and hugging them from behind while calling you "onii-chan". In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 moe object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of crying originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
why would anyone lock something like that up?
Item #: SCP-682
Object Class: Sexy
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be sexed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of satisfying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5m x 5m x 5m chamber with 25 cm reinforced stain-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with lime Jell-O until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682 to woohoo, ecchi, or paizuri should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.
In Japan, even Doctor Who monsters are moe.