Would you rage?
Nah, because I know he'll just lose again, letting me masturbate to his bloody shota body while laughing.
Where the FUCK is my green haired, white jumpsuit superhot vizard, TITE?!?
YOU PROMISED A KAMEN RIDER TRIBUTE TITE!!!
Why would I rage? All I see are some damned nice tits.
I think that Hitsugay is a pretty cool guy, eh ruins his manga and doesn't afraid of anything.
Oh hay why am i not surprised the shotafag who is #1 in the popularity polls is getting the highlight of the next arc?
To quote myself from a month or so ago, "So I heard they announced Ichigo's team for the next arc."
Meanwhile, in Soul Society, Captain Jesus takes another swig from his bottle, runs his hand down his chest and asks "Yaranaika?"
and then Nanao-chan hits him.
Yeah, he promised that there would be Vizards.
Where are the Vizards, Kubo?
Fuck HitsuGAYa, THE FUKKEN OLD MAN IS WITH THEM
SNICE WHEN THE FUCK DID HE MATTER?
Suddenly, a Kyouraku appears lazily in the sky.
Rukia and Grimmjow are there, maybe it's not that bad after all. Oh fuck, who am I kidding.
I the only one who thinks it's hilarious that someone took the time to typeset that page as if it'd been done in English? Complete with clone-stamped grey paper?
Bleach is that important.
needs more soifon
What? It probably took all of 3 minutes.
he is most likely that high that he is off the ground. "whoa, how'd i get up here man" i think i need more liquor.
I'm happy as long as Soi fong is here.
Then you need to explain about Ukitake. What is Captain Tuberculosis doing up there too?
He is out ofsoul power and dies
Giant portal in sky.
Maybe Orihime heals his AIDS and he gets a power-up back to original strength. and then ichigo materializes his hollow's zanpaktou and he learns how to dual wield.
He'll probably just make the Vizards do the dirty job.
Spoilers for completeness' sake:
Ichigo: What the hell
Aizen : This woman has already become useless.
Ishida : Didn't Aizen take Inoue for her powers and not to just lure Ichigo into HM
Mayuri: Something about once a gate is opened it can't be used to go back through again from this side .
Rukia : Where is Inoue?
Renji : Useless?
* Aizen reasons that Ichigo and co can't go back to the human world.
* He thinks Ichigo will stay in Hueco Mundo to find Inoue since he stole her back.
* He also says Orihime has no use anymore so they will go destroy karakura town.
* It ends showing every Captain of the Gotei 13.
>>Renji : Useless?
I lol'd hard.
sage for Bleach
This means we will not be seeing Arrowfag and Chad for some time? Wow, Kubo does something right for once.
I honestly think that this is a fake spoiler.
This thread is an eyesore.
Those two are the best major characters in the series, fuck you.
too bad they're not Saiyans
Best characters? A generic faggot bowman and a jobber, that's some good characters.
Actually it would be a pretty hilarious premise if those two were actually the leads.
Ishida's a namekian, therefore still useful until at least the Cel saga.
>>10188400 generic faggot bowman
Insults generally work together when they have some bearing on reality rather than just being derogatory phrases strung together at random.
Ishida's power ceiling is only a few levels below Ichigo's. His dad will probably tell him LOL UR DOIN IT WRONG and show him how to properly use the Quincy artifacts he stole from the Quincy Warehouse of Super-Secret Awesome Powerups.
The captains being useful for once? NO FUCKING WAI.
Actually, we have no clue what his power ceiling is. You're probably right, but only because that's the standard plot-dictated result, not because of anything canonical.
Which btw he only used once and not even on the actual Espada fight.
They're best buddies forever! What other reason does he need to be there? Ancient Head Honcho did say they always work best when holding each others dicks.
You forget the giant exploding pentacle zone.
Their only hope is the Captain that lost all his fights? Wow, these people are fucked.
Wasnt that just a Quincy technique and he used the quincy nades to do it? The ones that he was forced to use between the time period when he lost his powers and his dad restored them?
no problem, the vizard will save them. OR WILL THEY? i feel a plot twist coming
Nope. It did use ginto as a power supply, but the main trigger was those sword thingies.
Could be much better, but the prospect of some Gin/Matsumoto backstory is something to look forward to, at least.
As long as Porn Girl is part of the action, I'm game.
Oh come on, he didn't lose ALL his fights. He beat a fraccion once, remember?
Seeing how even Renji beat one, that's no thing to brag about.
I don't get why they'd say Hitsugaya is their only hope. He is the 4th strongest captain they brought, sure, but unless they think Aizen will take all three of the epics to beat and Hitsugaya has to fight Gin again, that still doesn't make much sense.
i.e. Their basement
It seems that Hitsugay is the weakest of the Captains, but that is actually uncertain, power-levels in Bleach does not make sense.
Any translation of the actual dialogue yet?
>>least strongest captain
Does anyone else think that this is pointing toward the end of Bleach?
If Komamura and Hitsugaya/Matsumoto are there, I wouldn't doubt that Tousen and Gin will be fighting them. Shunsui will fight Stark because Kubo's oh so fond of having parallels fight one another, and if they go out, Bleach is probably closing down soon.
Also, Ichigo fighting Ulquiorra when he gets back from time out.
You guys see the shota and rage while I laugh.
Actually, according to the official power level charts, he's nearly dead center. Rankings went:
Koryaku/Unohana/Ukitake (corrected for disease-induced CON score)
Kenpachi (corrected for non-existent MAG score)
Gin (1 point lower than shota)
The other guys. (I think it went Soifon, Furry, Mayuri, Tosen, but I'm really not sure.)
Pretty sure that's not how it went.
when he has tatsuki finally getting trained?
and a Hell copypasta will be fine too?
No, because I know that dramtic tension dicates the final battle will be fought on the steps of heaven's throne, and that the king will have his own bodyguard that needs fought, be that the vizards or an as-yet unrevealed group.
No, fuck YOU! The two best characters are Ichigo and Kenpachi. So STFU fanboy,before I slap you with my penis.
100% positive it IS how it went. Unless you're talking uncorrected stats, in which case Ukitake was below Gin and Kenpachi was dead last.
It's a troll edit. Obviously. Learn how to shoop.
>>10188829 best characters... Ichigo
>>Also, Ichigo fighting Ulquiorra when he gets back from time out.
Nah, this is what will happen:
Ulq: "Fuck yeah, I'm out, time to open a can of whoopass!!!", in a dead pan voice.
Ulq: "WTFBBQ!? Everyone left? Oh, Ichigo you're still here? Ok, we'll have to team up to escape from here, but don't think we're friends. You hear me!?" And then Ulqiorra was an emotionless tsundere.
The Winter War is only beginning, then there will be the Heaven arc, then finally the Hell arc.
lol, people think Bleach is going to end. They still haven't found out whats the deal with this 'King of Soul Society' guy yet. I forsee Bleach going on for a couple of more years while Kubo plops out more poorly written but stylish characters and forgetting his old ones
Kenpachi should be last.
It won't be long--Bleach is going to do what HxH did and go into permanent hiatus. And I feel nothing of value will be lost.
More like Ulquiorra dies (or "gets beaten") holding back all the characters left in HM combined.
Seriously, he's the Heuco Mundo version of Hinamori. His sympathetic portrayal + loyalty requires he be given a heroicish loss fighting to defend Aizen even though the guy betrays him.
Also, how many seconds until the original Hinamori switches sides in Karakura?
Hence the "corrected" comment. His nonexistent magic stat has nothing to do with his combat capabilities within the series, so when the things first came out he was swiftly fanwanked upwards in the rankings by calculating his position on an */500 scale. Same with Ukitake and his magical AIDS.
Kubo Tite's next manga should be some sort of harem show, he can't write for shit but he's great at character design. I'm pretty sure that everyone on 4chan has at least one or two Bleach h-doujins on their HD somewhere...
Actually I don't, but that's because I find the men more attractive and all the bleach yaoi I've seen has them in shitty generic bishie-style.
We all know Kubo has forgotten Ulquiorra exists.6 months from now one of his assistants will remind him,and then a new arc will start featuring old Ulq as the main bad guy
Let me rephrase:
Kenpachi SHOULD be last.
He's GAR and all, but he goes down hard against shikai.
why? it just distracts from her being wank material
Bleach should have been a slice of life show.
>>6 months from now
It makes me nearly rage to think that even in 6 years, Bleach would still be around.
Fuck that. I said it a year ago and I'll say it now, Tite and Oh!Great should not be allowed near a story line.
Do what the creators behind Mahoromatic did, have someone semi-decent do the storyboarding, and someone else focus on the art. No, not the best example of a great duo, but what they did have worked out a lot better than this "I'm making it up as I go" shit.
In fact, Tite, OG, Kishimoto should just draw and let Oka or Oda do the damn storywork.
Oh god, the generals came to help and its "Awesome", like no one expected it about a year ago since they dared to mention hueco mundo.
Every Bleach doujin I've ever seen with Matsumoto is under the impression she fucks every guy in Soul Society when she's bored.
Not complaining, just saying.
Oda do the storyline? You like the rinse and repeat formula, am I right?
Did you miss the part where he beat espada 5 by using two hands?
And even by your standards, Tosen would be worse due to, you know, LOSING TO KENPACHI.
Kenpachi sure has plot armor huh?
Oda's plots are worse than Kubo's. Kubo at least put effort into the whole betrayal thing, Oda's been stuck in an endless monster of the month format for the last decade.
WTF, Kishimoto is a horrible artist, he hasn't made a fappable character since Tsunade!
YOU HAVE BIG BREAST! THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX!
It's rinse/repeat, but it's rinse/repeat with a point, in both cases. I only refrained from mentioning Toriyama because then I know for a fact we'd never get the good girl parts. Nothing against him, he just ignores his chicks if it isn't comedy-related.
Nah, he's just strong. The comment you wished to make was "Ichigo sure has plot armor, huh?", since that explains the incongruity much more simply than assuming Kenpachi was ploth4xing every other time he's won since but Ichigo is winning fair and square.
Also, lol @ applying occam's razor to shonen manga plots.
I'm going to ignore you and your taste for man-faced Sakura version 2.0.
Honestly,i keep up with Bleach just to see what will Kubo pull out for the next big power-up. Bankai was supposed to be achieved only after 9000 yrs of training,and then LOL 3 DAYS LOL.
Kishimoto draws worse than numerous weeaboo deviantartists.
3 days by the power of SCIENCE.
So is Aizen bringing some arrancar as well? Because a Kyouraku vs Stark fight and a Soi Fong vs Halibel fight would be awesome. In regards to the latter if Halibel started kicking Soi's ass until, right at the last second, Yoruichi jumped in to protect her leading to a Halibel vs Soi Fong and Yoruichi setup then I could die happy.
Kenpachi just muscles through anyone. Shikai? Fuck that shit. Bankai? Fuck that shit too.
Kenpachi uses skill, even if it doesn't makes sense.
I'm still waiting for all my Arrancar h-doujins
Actually, he has a shikai. It's permanently released and he's so strong he was born with it.
Ends in sex
Zaraki's power level steadily rises depending wholly on his enemy. He's like bleach's version of the Incredible Hulk minus the unkillable healing factor.
It's probably the Old Man and Rozarra, if Kubo remembers about him, will be stalling everyone in Mexico.
The other Espada are probably with Azien.
You mean the weeaboo artists that don't have to churn out 16-19 pages per week, but instead can sit on their asses and photoshop one picture for weeks until it looks decent?
Agreed to a point--he's pretty good with his backgrounds and settings, however. I'd keep him away from ink and faces, but his anatomy is on, most of the time. And he HAS done some memorable faces.
He'd balance out OG's gratuitous generic males and oversexed chicks who can't be below a DD cup. Nothing WRONG with that but I'd like my chick characters varied.
Tite's the middleman and he's good with fashion. Combined, we'd get one decent fucking manga without any story.
So this entire arc been a huge distraction to get all of the Soul Society into Hueco Mundo?
>>minus the unkillable healing factor
Why's that matter if he can get stabbed in the heart and through the neck/shoulder/stomach and still keep going like it's no big deal?
Most mangaka draw worse than a lot of devartists. Not defending devart, just sayin'. These people with 2 million pageviews would draw some fucking sexy manga.
Kishi isn't bad, his art is just boring 98% of the time. Every once in a while he actually draws a face instead of copy-distorting it in PS.
I vote for renaming the "Hueco Mundo arc" into "Distraction Tits arc".
Tatsuki jumps into the fight because a lifetime of getting irradiated by ichigo's leaky reiatsu made her as strong as Yoruichi. Soi Fon has strange new feelings, and tries to reconcile her old love for yoruichi with her new love.
Somebody talking about bad artists?
A lesbian love triangle? Interesting.
I'd read that. Maybe throw Orihime in there as well, because 4-way leasbian sex >>> 3-way lesbian sex.
sage for CLOROX
The more, the merrierer.
So why is it that people try to figure out who's strongest/weakest when Tite's already abandoned his flimsy physics template already?
Where is my Ninja Tatsuki?
Too late for that, we've already established that Soi-Fong will be busy grappling in tight revealing clothes with the two brown girls. No time for Tatsuki, but she should be used to that by now anyway.
This CANT be the end of Bleach because they've already planned an anime filler arc after this!
No no no no NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
NO MOAR SHITSUGAYASS
I wouldn't mind Tatsuki being a Yoruichi clone just as long as she does something during this battle.
holy shit, Syazel Aporro becomes a shinigami?
So Syazel is a shinigami now eh?
Szayell was cool as an Arrancar, he will probably be cool as a Shinigami too.
Nice ORIGINAL drawings...Jesus,we'll have female Szayel and Urahara's half-brother soon then.
I think that "female" is a guy.
Its not like Kubo puts much effort into the filler characters he designs
She was hot.
Say what? she was super fappable..
Wow! people who don't hate the mod-souls!
Fuck you nigger I designed her after my dog.
That dog is dead now, mind you.
She's a female noble shinigami.
You can hate something and still fap to it though.
She was a loli, hard to hate. Also the porn of her was delicious..
What are you some sort of racist or something? Mod-souls are people too.
Care to share?
I have one where she makes tender love to Gin because he saved her in the past. It is quite sweet, despite my inability to read machine code. I'm pretty sure I got it from Fakku.
There ya go, all I got.....
Boy, you'd best be joking.
There are hundreds of Bleach doujins on Fakku, care to be a bit more specific?
Thank you internet!
Yes. Hopefully, something similar will come to pass in the manga, after Gin fucks over Aizen.
I FUCKING HATE THAT LITTLE SHIT
What's this about Mayuri's new brainwashed assistant shinigami?
You know what's going to piss everyone off? When Halibel gets a cover page showing her name and we all have to get used to calling her Hallibiel.
Could be worse. Could be Hariberu or some shit.
Help me, obiwan-shinigami.
Wait, does this mean that when Vader cut down Obiwan, he became a shinigami?
How to make Bleach awesome:
As Chad is continually beaten, he materializes more and more of his power. It is revealed that he is the result of a hollow soul being put in a human soul. He becomes evil.
The main force is beaten badly. All the captains are weakened, and Ichigo is on the verge of death. Aizen looms over, ready to snatch victory. Then, Urahara appears behind him, decapitates him, and does something evil.
In b4 Soi Fong's ban kai is her in a beesuit
Stop. Some stupid fanboys/girls are already calling her that.
What's that about Halle Berry?
Hot sweaty lesbian three-way sex, amirite?
No, it's manface. Nothing beats that.
Distraction Nell loli goat tits arc.
Dammit SJ, stop having the anime team do the drawings and release more Kubo-done calendars!
I always thought that Halibel's name was a play on Halle Berry.
Alot of the arrancars names are plays on others.
They're quite fappable indeed. Almost enough so to make me not notice I'm jacking off to men.
LOL DAYTIME /a/
Kubo's calendars are quite superb, with all that fashion and shit.
You're saying that as if you were not part of it.
Who really gives a shit about bleach is what I am saying?
Why so tsundere?
fuck this shit.
15 year olds the world over. Also you, since hatred falls into the "giving a shit" category.
What effort? Kubo can't write for shit. When the sinking of A BOAT in OP is sadder than ANY of the emotional moments in bleach you know you're a shitty writer