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I wish I live in Japan
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I wish I would live in a country that feature shitty school with tremendous level of pressure and outdated companies tradition and management.

Ho wait.
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Why the fuck would you want to live in Japan? I've learned from anime that it would be a nice place to visit, but live there? FUCK no
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No you don't.
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Fuck off weaboo, Japan is shit. It's only good for for anime and manga. Even at video games they suck and their girls are shit and don't even shave and are flat as fuck too. Nippon a shit. Boom boom, atom bomb mufucker.
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>>101877158
As a gaijin? Fuck no.

As a pure blooded yamato spawn? Fuck no.

Who the hell in their right mind wants to move to that place. Name one benefit they have that you can't get elsewhere.
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japan doesn't want you though
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just live in little tokyo in LA or NY
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But don't you want to be free?
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i love spongebob, i want to live on the bottom of the ocean someday

>this is what weebs actually believe
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>>101877158
No. No you don't.

You wish you lived in 2D Fantasy Land Japan.
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>>101877336
10/10 post
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I can confirm that if I had school on saturdays growing up in a society that expects you to kill yourself if you are not a normalfag; I would have killed myself.
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I do right now, it's fun.
But in my company nobody speaks english, that sucks
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>>101877388
And even then 2D Fantasy Land America is still better.

>>101877336
>>101877376
Keep up the good fight, fellow patriots.
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>all these responds.
And people say /a/ isn't shit
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>>101877377

We dubs thread now.
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>wanting to be in the most passive aggressive society in the world
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>>101877357
mango and animu shit
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>>>/jp/

And never come back.
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>>101877486
Then get the fuck out. Retards realized we have no janitors this moment.
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>>101877533
I qualify them as hypocritical.
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Enjoy your racist genocide-state, 16 hour workdays, and no internet.

http://edinburghnapiernews.com/2011/01/26/‘japan-high-tech-image-low-tech-reality’/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10543126
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Japan is shit if your an Otaku NEET. Good thing im neither.
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No, it's a really shit country. The girls are cute if you've got yellow fever but socially, culturally, and economically it's pretty bad.
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Report and move along.
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Fucking weaboo
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>>101877472
You think I'm american you dumb fuck. Fuck lel, mate, I'm not. Fatmerica is not better. All your girls are around 300 pounds and can't even walk and you guys can't even into politics correctly. America thinks it's the best country, fuck off you guys are utter shit, mate. You can't be best when all you do is eat mc burgers and get rekt'd by planes crashing into your buildings. Was lmao that day.
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>>101877472
>And even then 2D Fantasy Land America is still better.

This is the gospel truth.
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>>101877486
I know of no one who posits that /a/ isn't shit. Maybe some that posit that at one time it wasn't shit, but no one who posits that it is not currently shit.

Regardless, the posts are largely correct. 3D Japan is not a fun place for foreigners, never mind foreigners with the mental conditions one finds on /a/.
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>>101877668
Success breeds jealousy
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>>101877634
Socially its great. I made bros for life out in Japan. The girls are easy aswell.
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>>101877685
Then get out.
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>>101877605
no internet? 5MB per sec-. are normal here
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>>101877734
There is no need to be upset.
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>>101877685
Stop lurking boards like /v/, /sp/ or /b/
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>>101877668
You see all this hatred, /a/? Isn't it terrible how success breeds envy?
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>>101877730
oh yeah, and they get drunk fast, maybe because f the expensive alc.
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Japan for japanese.
for gaijin,just sightseeing.
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>>101877668
It's okay, get it all out. America defends your right to speak your buttdevastated mind.

Then you can buy some good old domestically manufactured Viagra to sooth your troubles.
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Fuck off.
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>>101877730
Because you're a foreigner.
I'd never date a japanese girl seriously.
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>>101877854
Strong Zero is pretty much the only thing we drank. 100 yen per can of 8% fruit juice.
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only in winter. in summer those crickets or whatever they are will probably deafen me if anime is any indication.
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why is Japan so shit at the winter olympics?
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>>101877931
Cant think like that man. I met some lovely girls out there. White girls are just as bad.
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>>101877730

Either:
1. You are already asian of some sort so at least you look like them
or
2. You are a big awkward white guy and they think it's hilarious to be seen with you and are basically treating you like a monkey
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For visiting, yeah.
I'd love to see a coming of age ceremony.
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>>101877472
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if i live japan i be surround by anime lover life be very good
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I wish I could speak, read, and write Japanese fluently so I can enjoy esoteric pornographic.

I don't wish to live in japan because of high population density, earthquakes, tsunamis, getting shit on by Chinese pollution, and no good cheeseburgers.
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>>>/int/
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>>101878091
No im just an attractive white guy who knows how to talk to girls and keep his mouth shut about anime.

Seriously theres all sorts of photos of me floating around facebook with random girls in purikura booths.
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>>101878241
Go blog somewhere else.
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>>101878282
He asked
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>>101878091
I've always wondered if people would single me out as a chink or just some American Jap if I were to visit.

Can they tell?
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>>101878241
thank you so much, it's just like this, couldn't have said it better
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>>101878091
Well that's a negative perspective.

Not all japanese people are racist like that. I'm white and have asian friends, what's the difference?
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>>101878334
Probably not from a distance. But once you're up close and start trying to speak Japanese they'll know immediately.
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>>101878188
I really want some jap to make an actual manga like this.
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>dissing muslims
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Japan has school on Saturdays

Just for that, they are a shit country. Fucking monsters
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>>101878334
they can even clearly se if you are korean so...yes
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I haven't read the thread yet, but shouldn't this subject really go into /jp/?
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>>101878241
42 4926452
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>>101878438
Get out of this board.
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i know that kimochi
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>>101878405
work on saturdays too anon. There are no jews in japan so there's no reason to give anyone saturday off.
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>>101877158
Stupid weeaboo
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>>101878538
I already work on Saturdays.
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>>101878334
No they cant and its very awkward as people will try to talk to you and what not.
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>>101878391
Just read hetalia like the rest of the fags.
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>>101878468
You seem mighty mad.
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>>101878405
>implying you're not just spoiled
>implying we need inefficient breaks
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>>101878569
every saturday?
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Why are so many people talking about grills on /a/? Are we being invaded by newfags?
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>>101878652
Yup
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>>101878334
The won't be able to tell unless you start trying to speak to them.
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>>101878391
I think the Misadventures of Gaijin-kun would be a great 5 minute show. Anything longer at it would be terrible. But a phenomenal 5 minute show if ever created.

The Japanese title should be "Baka ja nai! Gaijin Desu!"
(I'm not stupid, I'm foreign) but also works as a pun because his name is Guy Jean. And you know how those japs eat up puns
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>>101877158
Japan has an ancient and really interesting culture, myths and traditions, but as a society is absolutely terrible. They teach their children to have no souls from the very start. A Pyramidal society in which you must obey and never ask. Something like america but 10000 times worse.
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>>101878527
>Nice teeth
Can't be nip
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Well I'm here for two years and counting, studying and moving into employment now. I'd say it's a great place if you can stop being an outstanding gaijin and try to fit in and live quietly.

But my interest in anime and mango has diminished greatly. I live six station from Akiba and have to ride a train pass that every morning but I don't visit the place anymore. The place is otakon 24/7, I'm now only a normalfag who watch maybe 2 anime a season and spend way more time with actual Japanese 3dpd.

Either way, there seems to be great hate for Japan in here, why the fuck is that.
>liking anime but indifferent against Japan as a country
Why not.
>liking anime but hurdurrr Japan is shit not wanna go there
I'd say you are jelly faggot
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>>101878667
No janitors, retards are feeling free to be newfags. Report and pray for janitors to actually show up.
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>>101878669
so why not just move to japan then who cares at that point
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>>101878667
>actually taking the 3dpd meme seriously
You will always be alone anon. Open your heart up, real girls aren't so bad, and vaginas feel really good.
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OP you should take some tips from Davido-kun
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
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>>101878747
I'm trying to get in to a Japanese uni.
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>>101878697
What are you studying.
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>>101878767
Fuck off.
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>>101878772
Anon can you promise me that you will have sex with a girl over there, and then after you are done proceed to tell her that she is not sugoi?
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>>101878405
Most Jap schools are Monday - Friday, actually.
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>>101878385
>>101878682
>>101878605
B-But what if I'm just a really white-washed Jap?

Then again, who cares? I should flaunt the fact that I'm not like them.
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>>101878691
>Japan has an ancient and really interesting culture, myths and traditions, but as a society is absolutely terrible.
This, I appreciate all of that, but their modern culture is crap.
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>>101878823
>lonely virgin detected
Lacking pussy makes the rage build up inside. You need to get laid bro.
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>>101878857
>>101878405

>Japanese Schools
>Implying the Japanese have children
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Fuck you nip, AMERICA best country
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>>101878767
Dicks are better.
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What a racist xenophobic thread full of stereotypes.

Also I wish I live in China.
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>>101878931
But I enjoy my rage and vast amounts of mana.
You should probably fuck off since you obviously don't belong here.
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>do exchange semester in Japan for 6 months
>do barely any work
>spend every day buying doujinshi and onaholes from the local shops and then masturbating

Japan is the fucking best as long as you don't have a job.
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>>101878974
>Kraut mobile 2
>America

The fuck is wrong with you.
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>Implying OP wants to to go Japan just because of the mangos
Yeah I think /a/ is a little bit smarter than that.

>Boo hoo fucked-up school schedules
At least they actually study and don't have overly expensive college education that is reserved for the ones who grew up in a not shitty neighborhood

>Boo hoo you can't be a lazy ass and be seen as a good citizen
Well you can't in any other part of the world either. You either are productive or live off of someone else's profit.

>Boo hoo not all Japanese have a piece of shit iPod in their pockets
Why the fuck does this matter? If you're interested in the globalized aspects of a country you probably don't even want to move to a bigger home because you'd spend too much time and money on moving the technology you rot on everyday

>Boo hoo society a shit
Society a shit everywhere.

>Any other opinion disregarding Japanese culture because it's not something you grew up with
It's another culture /a/, of course you're not going to see something that
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But I already live in Texas, the greatest country on earth. Japan is alright and all, but it's just not Texas.
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>>101878974
>he thinks I'm American
lolno I'm not a fat person who eats 5 burgers a day and rides around in an electric scooter
Also your education sucks ass
And no free healthcare
And university is extremely expensive
And you have no respect for your other countries
And people in your country are ignorant and can't even name other countries on a map
Go fuck yourself
America a shit
Japan > America
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Living in Japan can actually be quite fun especially if you're white. If you're black or some other asian, it probably won't be as good over here.

Also, look at these fucks.
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>>101879119
*And you have no respect for other countries
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>>101879134
the last guy doesn't look too bad
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>>101877472
I want that
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>>101879119
>Your other countries

The foreigner admits it. America rules the world
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I'd live in Japan but in the back of my head I'd always be that retard who went to Japan because of anime.

Also never fit in because gaijin scum.
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>>101879073
>OP wants to to go Japan just because of the mangos

Well he's posting on /a/ so yeah, it is implied dipshit.

>>101879184
Respect is earned in America.
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Don't you faggots realize that in Japan you will have to work more hours? That is the worst things ever. Thanks god I live in America.
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>not wanting to move to Japan
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>>101879184
I don't even have respect for other states, much less other countries. Your shitty country needs to earn my respect. Japan at least has good porn, what has your country done?
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I am a Japanese and I learned American society is the best for winners.

Since I am a winner so I want to live in America.
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>>101879324
>Thanks god I live in America.
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>>101878685
It would be the opposite of Saynora Zetsubo sensei. It would be about an enthusiastic gaijin english teacher, who struggles to teach his students proper english.

It could be great. Get an American VA for the teacher and have all the students have Japanese Seiyuu.

When it airs in toonami, the japanese students speech will be subbed (and whenever the teacher tries to speak nip) and for the Japanese airing only the gaijin's speech will be subbed (in japanese)
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Being Japanese would suck. Just one thing though.

How come places that are filled with Japanese people look so nice?
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Watch "Fear and Trembling".
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>Implying OP wants to to go Japan just because of the mangos
Yeah I think /a/ is a little bit smarter than that.

>Boo hoo fucked-up school schedules
At least they actually study and don't have overly expensive college education that is reserved for the ones who grew up in a not shitty neighborhood

>Boo hoo you can't be a lazy ass and be seen as a good citizen
Well you can't in any other part of the world either. You either are productive or live off of someone else's profit.

>Boo hoo not all Japanese have a piece of shit iPod in their pockets
Why the fuck does this matter? If you're interested in the globalized aspects of a country you probably don't even want to move to a bigger home because you'd spend too much time and money on moving the technology you rot on everyday

>Boo hoo society a shit
Society a shit everywhere.

>Any other opinion disregarding Japanese culture because it's not something you grew up with
It's another culture /a/, of course you're not going to see what you see everyday, but that doesn't mean it's not a nice culture.
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>>101879367
> Only country to ever win a World War

Or did you forget.
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