Kei > Yuri
Everybody knows that. It's proven scientific fact.
>Canonically, Kei has a bigger bust and Yuri has a bigger butt
>Prefer dark-skinned tomboys, but prefers butts to boobs
I am conflicted.
No no, Kei x Yuri yuri is the best.
But that spoils my fantasy of being a one-night stand for a sexually frustrated Dirty Pair member.
Replace it with a fantasy of being a one-night stand for a sexually frustrated duo then.
Holy shit, terrible taste.
Yuri > Kei every fucking day.
Darker-skinned, red-headed tomboys win out every time.
They're both great, so there's no shame in preferring one to the other.
Classic? Or Flash?
The original's a better series, but I'd sooner fuck their Flash incarnations.