First time poster:
I used to have this recurring dream where I was Sailor Moon sitting on the toilet. Luna the cat watched on as I tried with great effort to push a log of shit out of my sailor moon cock. I would push and push thinking "this is what pregnancy feels like". I would come so close to plopping the 9 inch log out of my cock that my dick was fully formed in to the shape of the log itself, making my dick veins throb with the thought that it would all soon be over. Then I would give myself a break to breathe and the poo would shlick back through my pecker and out through my ass in to the toilet. Luna would get mad at my lack of effort and I would giggle at my now used toothpaste-esque flacid flat tire of a dick.
>First time poster
to g/a/y yes
Sorry I don't have pics of dickpoo