Describe an anime in four lines, everybody else attempts to guess what it is.
>beta male manager
>tough independent woman boss
How about this one:
>Is the savior of anime
>Is the best anime since Bebop
Boku no Pico.
Why is that girl orange?
>loves dicks now
She eats carrots alot
>doesn't understand self
>happily ever after
>haunted by beta
>You male who is in school
>Meets some sort of strange girl
>She ends up falling in love with him
>Begins living in his house
>play video game
>stuck in video game
>video games suck we must escape
>two years of semen
>be best girl
>win in 7 episodes
>worst girl wins later
>Hates, doesn't understand it
>Best in the world at it
>Cannot be beaten at it
>Learns to love and understand it
the noefags tears anime?
>every girl is worst
>mc is kill
>finds magic invisibility bling
>Goes to 3rd world niggafest
>Throws invisibility bling away
>Stronger than everyone
>Now stronger than Enemy
>I'll pay you back when I make it big.
>play videogayming 24/7
>oh shit people exploding
also I really fucking want a second season
that open ending left me empty
>Stuck inside videogame
>Adventure and monsters?
>Nope, politics and economy.
Btoom. It was shit.
Every Shounen ever
it was awesome, 8/10
but >tfw will never know what happens
Drag On Balls ZZZZZZ
>Shittier than shit.
>Even shittier than that.
>Why does Japan like it so much?
Sword art online
> database database
even bigger robots
Every harem action title ever.
>many girls interested in sex
>don't do anything
>3 japanese school girls
What is Infinite Stratos 2?
>Main cast is a bunch of badasses
>Help their clan by kicking other groups' shit in
>10 episodes, S2 never
>people think she can see spirits
>poplar boy falls in love with MC
>takes 2 seasons to fall in love
Ouran High School Host club obviously
the pic is describing Utena btw
tfw no s2 ;_;
>Hipster steals from girl
>Weird girl blackmails him
>There is no comedy here
>Only psychological trauma
yep, just like that
>tfw no boy that's secretly a girl GF
Not even kidding
>Bad ass Tomboy
>Wiped Beta lesbian
>Riding cars with boys
>Guy keeps yelling for no reason
>Drama because guy is a fucking idiot
>Everyone mad about retard girl
kimi ni todoke
>go to sex cult
>Incredibly awkward English
>Blonde girls are the best
>MC wants to be a superhero
>Kicks criminals asses
>Real monster appears
>Show turns to shit
>no sense made at all
>fear me i am a teddy bear
>murders that made no sense
>tsukkomi as a moral duty
>is this an egg or something?
>why do you even use a police name for title?
>the goat is a street fighter
Saw it at last, had a blast.
>I'm interested in a girl
>I won't tell her how I feel
>I think she knows how I feel
>Main character gets challenged by some fag
>Main character accepts
>Main characters sees his opponent's D
>Main character shows a better D
> silent MC and girl commentating
> back of class
> time wasted
> cool shenanigans
Is this some kind of gay porn video?
>best girl, dies
>bullshit happy ending
boku no have yet to see the two last episodes released.
Actually, why did they even release two at once?
>Only /v/ likes it
>MC is Shadow the hedgehog
>It's the saviour of anime
>guy is a retard
>actually only acting like a retard because of autistic childhood friend
>big-ass organization kills autist as they stumbled into some crazy /sci/-shit
>endless eight of suffering commences
Because it won't air in the next week. Blame olympics.
>giant robot piloting a giant robot
>giant robot piloting a giant robot piloting a giant robot
>female beta MC
>doesn't do anything
>somehow she did something in the past
>this and an alien troll are the reason why everything is going down
That explains it, thanks.
It was the best thing ever.
>main character already saw opponent's D
>main character knew he had a better D
Madoka of course.
>no season 3 ;_;
Even anime is getting fucked by the Olympics?
>gets raped as teen
>almost gets raped as adult
>gets gang raped
>moves out of japan
But S3 was just confirmed yesterday anon.
Yosuga no Sora?
>NEW ANIME IN PRODUCTION
Doesn't say S3
Can be anything.
Yes, the mild case is that some of the broadcasts are delayed for 30 minutes.
Chinese Electric Batman
>wants to be hokage
>wants to be hokage
>wants to be hokage
>doesn't get to be hokage
Half of these posts are exactly the same as the last time this thread was made
>Girl is a retard
>Guy is a retard
>Friends are retards
>Whole school are retards
because its too easy
>we vulva too
>oh, nevermind, we vulva too now hopefully
>girl loses memories
>everyone's limbs pop off
Higurashi When They Cry
Darker than Black
>lots of kissing
>it was the best thing ever
>MC going gay for a nigger
>crazy fucking bear or something
>"this isn't how school is supposed to be!!!"
>joins rag-tag group
>falls in love with woman
>One of greatest anime's
I bet you all don't know what it is
What is Dangling Grandpa
>implying milky holmes doesn't have (semen) demons
>implying you can't get viruses from sex
>implying it doesn't have multiple MCS
>implying it isnt the greatest
YOU DUMB FUCK CAN'T YOU SEE ITS ONE PIECE?!
>deconstruction of the mahou shoujo genre
>best anime since NGE
Tatami Galaxy or likely>>101856257
>Deals with suicide attempts/ blackmail
>funny antics ensue
>implying it isn't toradora or reverse clannad
what is yuru yuri
>MC a beta
>Like, the beta-est of the beta
>Girl is the most alpha on the planet
>Flames aand explosions and shit
>why does everyone love coffee so much
>what the fuck, more coffee
>what is this coffee fixation
>hot DAMN that is a well animated piano
>thousands pages yet no s3
>my entire body
Hajime no ippo?
>moralfag loses memories
>proceeds to get involved in world altering events
>reks mages and espers with "no fuck you" hand and speeches
>Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! 2: Suffering Boogaloo
a certain misfortunate harem protag
> Tsundere falls in love after beeing almost killed
> Gattai and befrending little girl
> Star wars
> Friendship end
>many years of 2d dating experience
>can't talk to anyone
>brother is only guy she can talk to
Boku no Touma
>new transfer student in school
>full of badass idiots, weird shit
>except that one guy with the wide face
>he's pretty normal
>and you don't seem to understand
serial experiments lain
>2 guys hate each other but then become friends
>loli journeys with them
>loli forced into prostitution
>She indirectly kills her father
>lives in a pineapple
>is a rectangular prism
>works fast food
Darker than black.
>power up to win the fight
>lose powers 'forever'
Hey arnold ?
3rd line was supposed to be rinse
>Neutron star MC
>Enrolled at boarding school/academy.
>Older sister is his teacher
>Main power is shitty double edged sword
>enjoying this trash
>IQ: 13 x 10^x
>MC is an author self insert
>Surrounded by bitches that want his dick
>Worst girl wins
>Proved that this formula can earn big money
Witch Craft Works?
Hey, Mechazawa, I've been meaning to ask you...
Az easy one:
>be a photographer
>help underage girl
>Need I say more?
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>STANDING HERE I REALIZE
this is not a vidya thread
>NO IM MANLY
>IM so beta Gee i wish i was my awesome manly aniki that all the girls cum for
You should definetly watch it.
You mean this is not a manga thread
>semen demon from?
Fucking loved Kanamemo. The world needs more lesbian tsundeRies.
Another easy one that I love:
>MC gets stood up
>random encounter with redhead
>Normalfag girl MC
>Ghosts, cameras and shit
>Blonde Buddhist monk
I swear there were only two other people that watched it. I loved it so much.
>96% of teens won't stand up against god
>as one of the 4% who will, kill angels
>have sex with and then kill god
>it was a part of your dad's keikaku
This one is too easy
>saves nippon and shit
>police officers look away while he's molesting little girls
This is eva for the 9th time
that one is hard i wonder what is it
>what the fuck am I watching? That was shit.
Dragon Ball Z
>Implying it was rape.
>orphaned kid in the future
>boards train with blonde women
>adventures and shit
>kid finds out woman wants to screw him
i mean, BPS
> All MC are infected
> All are demons that fight demons
>Still got haxed
>MC becomes god just because
>does god things
>keeps doing god things
>keeps doing god things
Maji de Otaku na English
Galaxy express 999
>Hot girls want MCs dick
>One of them practically tries to rape him every night
>MC could become king if he wanted to
>he's too beta to do anything
GIRLS ON FILM
NTR: The Animation
>MC's hair looks like shit.
is it still on?
>mushakora, totechite, mmhhh hhmmm
>why is Japan's taste so shit?
I dropped it becuase I wasn't prepared for suffering, so this is just a guess, but Nagi no Asukara?
>MC is alpha among alphas
>blue haired chick
>superior white haired chick
Not the one I was thinking of, but that works.
I was about to give up . . .
Could've narrowed it down to just the first word
>Slice of life
>Comedy of the decade
>Main characters vanishes at some point but nobody cares
Giant Robo, the day the earth stood still?
I was actually going for To Love Ru.
Maybe I should have written "king of a galactical empire" but that would make it too easy.
To Love Russia, Home of the glorious leader Putin.
>They are girls
>They like plastic
>They don't actually like plastic that much
>They like dicks
>Friend lusts after FeMC's vagina
>FeMC kills friend
>Imouto lusts after MC's dick
>Imouto really needs to pee
>Greatest love story ever told three-fourths through the series
>IT IS THE 21ST CENTURY. IT IS THE 21ST CENTURY.
boku no rei is still the best girl
I'll break it down to just 4 words. Let's see if you fags can get it.
>fat otaku visits woman
>tears can't stop flowing
fix that, should have said "death"
it's been a while since I've watched it, don't remember all the details
>Wife is missing
>MC is beta
>fems are mad for his dick
Yamada's show (and friends)
Every romcom ever.
>feMC lost memories and doesn't know who the fuck she is
>Shhh, no tears. Only dreams now.
>feMC is actually the gatekeeper to a parallel world
>Lighthouses are evil.
Every harem ever
>Little girl dies
>Friendly adult dies
>Still gonna search for it
20th century boys? It's in my backlog
>faceless best girl
>main girl shitty big raped taiga
>second best girl is little red hood
>live with mom
>Mom adopts girl
>Girl is cute
>Girl is not cute
>MC's love interest is stolen by another girl
>that other girl dies, MC makes a move on the love interest
>she says she still loves that other girl
>Girl's friends keep dying
>Girl goes back in time
>Eventually wins through the power of friendship and Deus Ex Machina
>Try buying bento
>Get shit kicked in
>Loud stomach noises
Tip: Anime was terrible and a failure, JC Staff did lots of retarded original stuff.
Read the fucking manga
Saikin Imouto something something
This one is a manga
>helps female friend by crossdressing
>becomes known nationwide and is happy
> currently works in a TV-station
Several come to mind but haven't read them long enough to know if he goes to work on TV...
Galaxy Angels is Madhouse
Why does it sound like a vidya?
Legend of the Blue Wolves?
I've never seen it but I've seen quite a few people on the internet bemoaning the fact that the story didn't get a continuation.
>Alien inside pendant
>Friend is an alien and evil
>Another friend is an alien as well but not so evil
>Yet another friend dies and becomes a dragon ghost spirit thing
Although that one could also apply to Evangelion.
Do you mean ALL RESET?
>Girl in school
>She's secretly a Mahou Shoujo
>Best friend is secretly her enemy
>Boss of her friend is round
nigga that's not even remotely similar to Galaxy Angel.
well what do you guess is it?
>slice of life
season 2 never
Tip: Don't take hint three literally.
>Blushing girl wakes up
>Goes on a musical tour of ye olde tokyo
>Blushing girl wakes up
>It was just a dream.
>two years of semen
glopping or normal semen?
>move to other town
>toy around with other girls
>pretty sure that we don't even remember it anymore
Oh boy I want to read this.
Girl who leapt through time?
Yosuga des Sky
>batshit insane short shorts
>little boy soul jerking cake making
>dishonorable sword fight
>everyone hates psychic
>psychic gets a few friends
>finally they kiss
should I say the solution?
>aliens and UFOs
>love interest and childhood friend
>love interest wins, but drops out AFTER winning
>childhood friend wins
I don't know what this is but I think I have been waiting to find this anime! What is it!?
How is that shit called, toppura-san, tettora-san or something like that.
I guess that fits but not what I had in mind.
Jesus, two hundred posts.
It's Time of Eve.
Kotoura-san. Holy shit that one took a nosedive faster than even Slut Lab.
Kotoura-san. I'll count it.
>HOLY SHIT A TRAP
>no one confesses their love
Still upsets me. Why did I bother watching it, it wasn't even that good
>her best friend is a little on autistic side
>best girl is a guy
This Ugly Yet Beautiful World
But Kuragehime was awesome.
Clearly they were holding the romantic developments out for an S2 that will never happen. I thought it was great as it is though.
No fucking clue but I'd watch it.
>MC's love interest disappears
>she appears 10 years later
>he kills her mom
>the ride never ends
>He is coming soon
AKB49 - Renai Kinshi Jourei
>man it rains a lot
>Hi feMC, I'm here to fuck your brother
>literally everyone and everything dies except materni-Metapod
>eat tuning fork, you fucking cunt
That was the worst love polygon I've ever seen.
I would kill for a S2
>MC is new to town
Gantz if human AND allien boobs
Osaka team bas best team
>MC goes from beta to literally hitler
bocu no never should have happened Arc?
>have best superpower ever
>fight A&E: Biography with hot secret agent in catsuit
>lesbian happy end with her evil clone
>never clean my room
>Lots of Dialogue
>Horrible English Dub
is it a soccer anime?
valvrape or samumenco
I watched it for the Amazz. And Kura's moe brother.
REC if they fuck at the first episode.
i didn't watch it after this one though
Is that Ookamikakushi?
it was this
Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou ;_;7
>failed pop music career
>fucking kill your parents
>Season 3 never
Spice and dog
> it was a dark and stormy night
> hi, we're the two evilest voices in anime and tits. To the next world, we commmit thee!
> shitloads of youkai, decapitation tree, hi there author cameo how's it hangin'
> that didn't help my writer's block at all
No one got this one?
It's intial D right?
danshi koukou bros
Here's a little hint:
A real fucking Vampire.
Guily Crown you mooks.
maji de anime was shit compared to game.
>Girl tricks guy
>Actually it was guy tricking girl
>Actually it was girl tricking guy into tricking her
>Actually it was guy tricking girl into tricking him into tricking her
A thousand times over. The game is my favorite vn and Yamato is badass as fuck, but I dropped that chunk of goat shit on the first episode.
Go back to sleep, yamakan fans!!
>Another girl goes back in time to try to save her
>(150d ago) ;_;
No and No.
Nope. Here's another hint.
>MC changed, but nobody can tell the difference
>crazy sexy masochist women
>wants to die
>is afraid of death suddenly
Maybe it's the answer to >>101859269
>not forcing yourself through the fucking mess just because of the GOAT seiyuu in it
Qualia the Purple. And she doesn't go back in time, she switches between her other selves from alternate parallel universes
I don't want to watch characters that mean a lot to me be demeaned. The voices in the vn are damn fucking good anyway.
Kill la Kill.
I hear. I watched through the 12 episodes just because I love them so much
I think even they were thinking;
>what the fuck is up with this script, my character would never do this
>School then School trip
>School then School trip
>It was the same school trip
SHE'S RAPING HER DAD! IT'S REVERSE RAPE!
You sure they need the two wooder swords, Ayano?
i dropped when official harem was watching Yamato's porn.
i would accept risking prison to hit the people who decided to do that.
>Asami Sanada chewing scenery
You mean the miyako&yamato looking at her own VN? hahahaha oh man I was like 'REALLY?' I flipped my shit man.
oh no wait ohhh I know what you mean
>lets go watch his tapes! oh so hes into THAT stuff
> Muv Luv Alternative: the manga
> Only it's not
> Should probably just read the book
>father is kill
>father is god
Like Miyako wouldn't have all of Yamato's sexual preferences committed to memory and color-indexed in a backup Filofax just in case.
Groundhog day the LN?
2 strikes already on this one: >>101859992
Take a swing at it, slugger.
i meant this scene:
i don't remem ber them watching Myako's VN maybe it happened after i dropped maybe it's part of the 15%
Btoom, I also want a second season
>15 second mole shot
>Strange club members
Cant be Log horizon because they are fighting monsters, so is it SAO?
Dagan Ronpa again, huh.
What didn't make sense again?
>athlete or some shit
>where am I
It has to be this.
>nee-san punches the screen
thank you fuck, jesus
Oh for god's sake.
Edgy Magi "AOTY" Magica?
> Little Sister is a brocon
> Gets a harem within 1 episode and they all live in one house
> Blonde is best girl
> Cliffhanger end: Little Sister isn't his little sister and he can barely contain himself from punding that pussy so he writes novels about it
>girl with same color hair as mc wins
Mahou Shoujo Akarin~ Magica
oh it happened in the anime, in episode...3!
> I don't want to have sex with you
your favorite anime
>world is detroit-tier
>get in the fucking robot
>I dont want to get in the robot
>ending makes perfect sense to everyone ever and is very meaningful
>they really are like "that"
>just slipped out
Gundam 3: The return of Gundam
>Take care of X
>Grow X into adulthood
>X is killed
>Take care of X
>Grow X into adulthood
>X is in love
the only non-h anime where the girl is a brocon.
but eyepatch redhead was clearly best cirl-if not in a tie with blonde hole
>Bland MC have no friends
>Some girl fall in love with him
>Many others fall in love with him
>Best anime ever
>MC enrolled in a school for badasses
>If you want to know why, read the manga.
>Eventually the show just revolves around absurdism and deconstruction
>Lowest budget ever
Best anime ever.
what did you say?
>friend an assassin
>other friend a ninja
>am I in high school?
Oshino is beter than Kaiki
>stuck in a online game
>be a boss
Kill Me Baby.
you're a whore
>A Spammer kicks Magneto's ass
>random street guy kicks Spammer's ass
>Set in Edo-era with aliens
>Banned caste of Samurai plot to overthrow their alien overlords
>Lol jk, comedy series
>Run for way too long, end up using same material way to many times
how did you know i was a girl?
> isn't as good as its fanbase makes it out to be
> isn't as bad as /a/ makes it out to be
everyone on /a/ is a girl
>only 10/10 anime ever made
Mahouka(in next days)
>MC gets raped
>Antagonist has traumatic pedo sex
>MCs love interest is raped
>MC gets giant metal penis
Avery anime ever.
any mainstream anime
are they cute little girl or normal girls?
everybody is a cute little loli, of course
>kid comes across women swordsman
>turns out shes not as natural as she appears to be
>POWER OF LOVEHUG saves her from losing her sanity
>they go on a adventure together
they are cute YURI Loli, we wouldn't want them to be tainted by some normalfag.
lolidom: the animation
And no one succeeded even with my subtle hints.
Second guess is Kill Me Baby.
That's wrong, we're made for being abused by a thousand dicks
A miracle of the universe
Your favorite anime
Fun: The Animation
Shingeki no Kyojin
>die a pathetic death
>live a life without worries
but i'm a straight guy who loves older women and monster girls...
maybe i shouldn't be here...
FMA - Fuck My Asshole
>beta kills parents
Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon
where's my s3
>lol let's kill each other
>worst ending ever
The Rebellion Story
Handbag Collector 4: Mystery of the Spooky TV
>in the year 3012 war was beginning
>DUDES KISSING ON SCREEN
>also some nice lesbians but one of them dies but it's okay she was a NTR'ing bitch anyway
>implying ningen da
>antisocial but noble MC
>noble nature brings all the grills to the yard
>can't fight, but solves everything by talking
>heals really fast.
Madoka Magica Season Two starring a goofy looking bitch
>Man is not very good at killing himself
>Best girl has phone
>Tons of psycho over the tops girls love him
>Crosses as many lines as possible
When Meru-chan receive this status?
Best girl is Hiki.
>implying Kiri isn't best girl
>/a/ is supposed to talk about in 10 years
>Mc-do lyrics in the oppening brought by /a/
>great male Mc but bad fem-MC
>chrismas is shaved
but those are bad.
>man adopts a loli in the year 1921
>man can see the future and loli good at machines but the military wants to take away his loli
>loli fucks shit up but then there's an earthquake and the loli disappears
>anime never ;_;
>Guy wakes up with no memory
>Joins girl in saving the world
>Learns the truth
>The enemy turned out to be the guy's friends
Naked NEETS EVERYWHERE!
Dragon Ball Z
incorrect, try again?
>guy likes girl
>another shows up
>she hates him
>both like him
>man is actually very good at not killing himself
Wish I'd been able to think of a better one.