Do you even lift?
Girls love muscles.
No they don't.
I'm going for the bishonen look.
Can a little girl be a bishonen?
>No they don't.
Keep deluding yourself, thin faggot.
2D girls will love me for my intimidate knowledge of my room, intelligence and for how well read I am.
Lifting is for people who want to be even more 3D, now come, join us, waste away in your beds and your computer chairs, Lilly-white anons.
Kinniku kinniku, yay yay
I said with a posed look.
Well, if my phone autocorrects my imminent suicide, will it go better or worse than planned?
>my intimidate knowledge of my room
>I said with a posed look.
>my intimidate knowledge of my room
I want to watch an anime / read a manga / play an eroge with a bearmode protagonist.
Help me accomplish my dream.
Yes I do.
>>Girls love muscles
It seems like they don't care about that if you're the mc.
Ononoki is best girl.
>Girls love muscles.
Actually they love MONEY. And the more of it you possess, the more women will 'love' you.
I tried to disembowel myself anons, but my knife ended up autocorrecting into my telly, rather than my belly.
Please. Send help. And an electrician.
/a/nons cannot be MC. Ever.
The only thing girls love is cocks.
Just don't go too far.
>Actually they love MONEY. And the more of it you possess, the more women will 'love' you.
They will just use you as a sponsor for their shit while ignoring your poor attempts to have kissu or sekkusu with them.
Believe me, I'm an expert with money.
You are all the MCs of your own lives.
My show SUCKS
>You are all the MCs of your own lives.
My monogatari is not worthy.
You don't kiss your mom?
I'm not interested in whores and I'm talking about simple girls.
She really repeated herself a lot there.
>smothered in shit
money well spent
I wouldn't kiss anon's mum,
Unless she was a milf.
I generate lift. (Implying being a pilot)
>interested in douchebags
can't kiss a corpse, faggot
>can't kiss a corpse
Well. Technically you could totally kiss a corpse.
what if you put money on your cock?
A girl's wet dream.
>Ordered 10kilo dumbbells to do exercises
>Can't do exercises
>They are too heavy to lift
>Have to start with 5-7kilo probably
Lifting is sure hard.
>tfw 6'4 skinny fat buff with 5.5 pectus excavatum
That's pretty easy. Do you like Bara?
Lifting is something you do for yourself, not for others.
You have much to learn.
>Lifting is something you do for yourself, not for others.
In healthy body lives healthy soul.
What was it... You'd just need a big cock, made of chocolate, that spurts cash, then after that you'd just have to have a winning personality an a job that nets you over 200k a year and you're in with a good chance at finding a few ex wives and finally settling down with a Tijuana whore with a heart of gold when you're 85.
Why the fuck didnt she ask for a hug with shirtless Arararararagi so she could get a handful of those muscles.
Oh yeah, nips are scarred as fuck from hugs.
But anon, I'm the littlest cripple.
>mfw I have heart problems so I can't train
Bara isn't what I'm looking for.
Think of a generic harem but with a bearmode as protag.
>Can't lift 10kg
What are you, a girl?
Joking, don't force yourself
Also, this >>101853202
>What are you, a girl?
Now, I'm just weak as fuck after not doing any exercises for many years.
Why the hell would you want that?
I'm actually in between sets right now.
>goes to /a/
This shit isn't /a/ related.
Reported. Enjoy your b&.
>araragi muscles are not /a/ related
Are you new?
Body cult equals fascination for the 3DPD equals being cancer.
The only valid option is to exercise in order to survive and even then you lose precious time that you could have used to watch anime or shitpost in here.
Announcing reports is against board policy anon, tch, tch, tch.
>tfw leg injury
Arms day every day for the next few months.
The thread doesn't discuss an anime character, it clearly asks whether /a/non lifts, which is a /fit/ topic. Thus it does not belong on /a/. It especially does not belong on /a/ because efforts of improving a 3DPD body are futile, you're not going to become any less 3DPD from it.
>not browsing /a/ at the gym
>Body cult equals fascination for the 3DPD equals being cancer.
/fit/faggotry is normalfaggotry in disguise and makes unwanted people feel at home on /a/. It needs to be fought mercilessly.
>leaving the house
>still not lifting
Be a man your waifu could be proud of.
>not having a home gym
Except no. You lift your yourself. Anybody who lifts for girls/somebody else is a child.
So no, it doesn't imply interest in 3DPD. You're just skinny/fat, and have an inferior body than those who work out.
You can tell me to leave, but I'll still be posting on /a/ and doing pullups inbetween episodes.
>You lift your yourself.
That's the whole point. It's an effort in futility. You're 3DPD and it's not going to improve.
>it doesn't imply interest in 3DPD
It very much does because obviously you're doing this for your own 3DPD body.
Again proving my point. If you believe that a 3DPD body could be improved on, you're betraying a normalfag mindset.
>it's not going to improve
My ceps don't say otherwise. Stay ugly, friend. We'll both be watching YRYR season 3, i'll just be healthier and stronger than you.
I have never really seen the need. I don't get why it became so popular to get "swol" on 4chan all of a sudden, especially amongst the socially awkward NEETs. If no one is going to see you with your clothes off then why bother? I can maybe get becoming fit and healthy by way of jogging etc. because it makes you less depressed, but lifting weights for aesthetic muscles just seems like waste of time to me when you could be pursuing intellectual gains, a far superior form of self-improvement.
If you think that using buzzwords will make you any less new, then you are wrong.
Again: 3DPD lovers have no place on /a/.
If you think you could discredit legitimate arguments by calling them buzzwords and claiming the source was "new", you must be the one who's new here.
Subhumans like yourself have no place on /a/.
>>Body cult equals fascination for the 3DPD equals being cancer.
Body cult is exactly what anime gives you in every single title.
Everyone looks perfectly fit and well shaped.
Everyone looks perfectly 2D. It's a sacrilege to believe you could ever match this perfection with your disgusting 3D body.
>Oh yeah, nips are scarred as fuck from hugs.
She kissu'd him.
I lift because I want to be aesthetic for aesthetics sake. I want to find myself attractive. I don't care what anyone else thinks of me. Also, there's no reason you can't be smart and swole. A NEET with no social life can easily find time to do both.
I just do it to take the pain away.