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Your daughteru just wetted her bed

How do you react
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Why would my daughter have a bed of her own?
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>>101851815
Because you don't want her to feel your shameful morning wood
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Rub my dick in it
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>>101851843
Then what would I do with my morning wood?
You are not making sense.
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Make her sleep in it. That'll teach her not to do it again.
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>>101851798
Look up why that shit happens and change her sheets I'll use those sheets to masterbate later
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>>101851798
>Usagi dropped
She fucks me?
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>>101852082
The ending isn't canon
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>>101851798
I'd make her wet. ;^))
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>>101852267
>;^))
Fuck off.
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>>101852158
How IS Egypt this time of year?
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>>101852334
I don't know

Warm I guess?
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>>101852372
Well I just thought it would be logical to ask someone who's in de Nile.
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>>101851798
Personally I'd want to know how I lost my virginity with out knowing it, someone steal thing my class change away from me, a daughter is no equal gain!
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>>101852478
Faggot
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>>101852478
I'm taking that one.
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Lick it all up. It's the only logical course of action to take.
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>>101852478
Barbara called, she wants her pun back.
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>>101852334
>>101852478
It was funny until you came out and said it. Kills the joke for those of us who actually got it in the first place.
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>>101852478
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>>101852606
>What a faggot, he spoonfed the joke, hurr durr
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http://exhentai.org/g/496230/9d73eb37b3/
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>>101852478
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>>101852653
>i'm too much of a retard to get a simple rehashed joke
Kill yourself.
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>>101852706
Oh shit, I guess I'll leave and come back when I've memorized all 5602 puns in commonspread use.
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>>101852706
>>101852606
Please calm down anons, I never heard of it before and thought it was clever
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>>101852822
You should also actually lurk for a few months before actually posting.
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>>101852685
>Urethral insertion
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>>101852706
>I'm a useless NEET who can afford to spend all day on 4chan memorising the pointless memes
>To validate my lifestyle choice, people should cater to me.
Fuck off.
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>>101852875
This joke and any variations of it have only appeared a handful number of times within the last 3 months, all of which have been posted within the last 2-3 weeks.
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make a mental note to fuck her when she grows up so it can ruin everything my life story would stand for if it were an anime
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>>101852968
The de Nile joke is older than 4chan
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>>101851798
Rub her nose in it, tell her she was a bad girl, then make her sleep outside for the rest of the night.
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>>101853181
So, what makes you feel that everyone has heard this joke before. Is it popular? Doesn't seem like it.
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>>101853272
Do you ask this question when someone makes a knock knock joke too? It's not everyone elses fault if you've been living under a rock for your entire life.
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>>101853272
Its a very well known joke.
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>>101853346
Not all of us is from a english speaking country

I found it funny, may we end the discussion and go back to shitposting about lolis?
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>>101853310
>>101853346
You are sort of ignoring the evidence.
Which is that there is apparently a lot of people here who hadn't heard of it before.

But if it makes you feel better, maybe all those ignorant folks don't have English as their mother language.
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>>101851798
I wet my bed in retaliation.
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>>101853422
That's not evidence at all. A handful of people in a thread on an online imageboard is not evidence nor a majority of people.

You don't prove something is generally unknown just by having 4 or 5 people you know who agree with you.
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>>101853499
Well how you going to prove that it is well known then.
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>>101853518
https://www.google.se/?gws_rd=cr&ei=2PX4UuCvJYfI4gSMi4DoCw#q=the+de+nile+joke&safe=off
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>>101853404
Egypt isn't an English speaking country yet the joke takes place there. Checkmate atheists.
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>Discussion derailed by joke because some don't think its obscure enough or worthy of explanation.
You fucking hipster faggots, ruining everything for everyone.
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>>101853539
How are number of search results going to prove your point.
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>>101853539
Did you actually read the results or do you feel like being retarded today?
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>>101853499
They didn't agree with me. I'm not trying to prove it's generally unknown. I'm saying that a lot of people don't know it. These people said they don't. It's a random sample and a good portion of them didn't know it.
You're a retard.
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Mai daughteru.
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>>101853719
You can go as far down the search list as you want, it'll be more than 5 people.
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>>101852619
>>101852548
Have you guys never really heard that joke before?
I mean, I guess if English isn't your native language that would make sense.
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>>101853731
>today
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>>101853826
>it'll be more than 5 people.
>increase the sample size
>believe the old numbers still mean anything
You're not retarded. Your brain is completely fucked up.
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>>101853918
Have you tried taking a basic math class on statistics? The bigger the sample the more accurate it is. If you were to take it further and ask every single person alive, then it'd be completely accurate.
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>>101853952
>>101853918
>>101853719
>>101853826
I fucking hate you guys
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>>101853539
>Only 1,780,000 results
>Expects me to know the joke as well as knock knock jokes which have 8,000,000 results.
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>>101853952
Seriously?
You didn't even get what I said?

Are you that far gone?

Okay. In plain words:
You are suggesting the use of google.
Google has a registry of billions of websites, with comments from billions of people.
You think "more than 5" means anything at all.

You are a dumbass motherfucker and I'm done talking to you.
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>>101853976
This thread is bullocks anyways. Where's the anime/manga discussion?
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Her bed, her problem.
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>>101854011
>You think "more than 5" means anything at all.
yes, that is exactly what I just said. more than 5 is a bigger amount of test subjects, a bigger sample and more accurate.

I think that should be simple enough for you to understand, that it is more reliable than 5 anonymous people in a thread when you're trying to figure out whether something is obscure or not.

One can only hope that you take this lesson to heart and become a more intelligent individual as a result. As you said, you're done talking, so I'll just assume you're grateful.
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>>101854118
>yes, that is exactly what I just said. more than 5 is a bigger amount of test subjects, a bigger sample and more accurate.
No. The sample size if you use google is BILLIONS.
If you get 5 results from people knowing it, it's the same as saying "nobody's heard of it before".
I don't think you're very good at mathematics.
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>>101854079
This is why anons are unfit to be fathers
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>>101854187
>If you get 5 results from people knowing it, it's the same as saying "nobody's heard of it before".
>5 people say they know it
>no one knows it!
Listen to yourself. I can't help but think you're trying to troll me. Also what happened to being done talking to me? Cant get enough of me?
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>>101854276
That's where you draw the line? Not
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>>101852021
>>101853130
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>>101853490
These just not good enough for you?
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>>101854390
What did I do wrong?
>>101852021
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Christ almighty, Yuno! How old are you, 16?
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>>101854451
Would any real self-respecting father have lewd thoughts about his own daughteru? Only on /a/.
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>>101854342
Sorry for that last post. I thought it was impossible that somebody would be as retarded as you and before I knew it I had already tried to explain this simple matter to you again.

But now that I've checked and realized you're Mordin, I feel like an idiot for trying to help you for so long. It will not happen again.
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>>101854501
It's called being efficient and green, why use tissues or whatever when I got soft and comfy cotton, it's not like she wet the entire bed. I would never think of unpure thoughts of my daughteru, I've never even looked at a doujin of her.
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>>101854602
They grow up so fast. It's almost painful to see them leave, but once they're done learning they have to spread their own wings. I understand that.
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>>101853984
>Meanwhile this conveniently ignored comment.
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>>101854665
That's because there are none, asshat
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>>101854900
Nice try, I'm ain't going to find out if you're right or not.
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>>101853786
Having her as a daughter would be a full time job. You'd have to dress her, bathe her, make sure she doesn't spend all day eating snacks, tuck her into bed, and check up on her periodically to re tuck her in.
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>>101851798
Maybe teach her how to build fires and take her hunting. Normal father/daughter bonding stuff to take her mind off of silly things she'll grow out of.
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>>101854941
I've been depressed enough to look them up before and I can tell you there are none
I should know she's mai waifu
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>>101855323
Prove yourself if you wish to be my son-in-law.
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>>101855157
I wish I was your daughter anon.
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>>101855397
I have nothing to prove to you and I've done many terrible things to be where I am right now
I just thought you'd like to know there's nothing of the type out there of her
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>>101854970

Perfecto
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>>101855498
I guess you could be worse.
What's your favourite effect.
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>>101855590
Yagyuu might not take too kindly for taking away her job so you might want to watch out for her.
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>>101851798
>wetted
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>>101855658
I, personally, favor the flute effect but I love all of them because they're her effects



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