Your daughteru just wetted her bed
How do you react
Why would my daughter have a bed of her own?
Because you don't want her to feel your shameful morning wood
Rub my dick in it
Then what would I do with my morning wood?
You are not making sense.
Make her sleep in it. That'll teach her not to do it again.
Look up why that shit happens and change her sheets I'll use those sheets to masterbate later
She fucks me?
The ending isn't canon
I'd make her wet. ;^))
How IS Egypt this time of year?
I don't know
Warm I guess?
Well I just thought it would be logical to ask someone who's in de Nile.
Personally I'd want to know how I lost my virginity with out knowing it, someone steal thing my class change away from me, a daughter is no equal gain!
I'm taking that one.
Lick it all up. It's the only logical course of action to take.
Barbara called, she wants her pun back.
It was funny until you came out and said it. Kills the joke for those of us who actually got it in the first place.
>What a faggot, he spoonfed the joke, hurr durr
>i'm too much of a retard to get a simple rehashed joke
Oh shit, I guess I'll leave and come back when I've memorized all 5602 puns in commonspread use.
Please calm down anons, I never heard of it before and thought it was clever
You should also actually lurk for a few months before actually posting.
>I'm a useless NEET who can afford to spend all day on 4chan memorising the pointless memes
>To validate my lifestyle choice, people should cater to me.
This joke and any variations of it have only appeared a handful number of times within the last 3 months, all of which have been posted within the last 2-3 weeks.
make a mental note to fuck her when she grows up so it can ruin everything my life story would stand for if it were an anime
The de Nile joke is older than 4chan
Rub her nose in it, tell her she was a bad girl, then make her sleep outside for the rest of the night.
So, what makes you feel that everyone has heard this joke before. Is it popular? Doesn't seem like it.
Do you ask this question when someone makes a knock knock joke too? It's not everyone elses fault if you've been living under a rock for your entire life.
Its a very well known joke.
Not all of us is from a english speaking country
I found it funny, may we end the discussion and go back to shitposting about lolis?
You are sort of ignoring the evidence.
Which is that there is apparently a lot of people here who hadn't heard of it before.
But if it makes you feel better, maybe all those ignorant folks don't have English as their mother language.
I wet my bed in retaliation.
That's not evidence at all. A handful of people in a thread on an online imageboard is not evidence nor a majority of people.
You don't prove something is generally unknown just by having 4 or 5 people you know who agree with you.
Well how you going to prove that it is well known then.
Egypt isn't an English speaking country yet the joke takes place there. Checkmate atheists.
>Discussion derailed by joke because some don't think its obscure enough or worthy of explanation.
You fucking hipster faggots, ruining everything for everyone.
How are number of search results going to prove your point.
Did you actually read the results or do you feel like being retarded today?
They didn't agree with me. I'm not trying to prove it's generally unknown. I'm saying that a lot of people don't know it. These people said they don't. It's a random sample and a good portion of them didn't know it.
You're a retard.
You can go as far down the search list as you want, it'll be more than 5 people.
Have you guys never really heard that joke before?
I mean, I guess if English isn't your native language that would make sense.
>it'll be more than 5 people.
>increase the sample size
>believe the old numbers still mean anything
You're not retarded. Your brain is completely fucked up.
Have you tried taking a basic math class on statistics? The bigger the sample the more accurate it is. If you were to take it further and ask every single person alive, then it'd be completely accurate.
I fucking hate you guys
>Only 1,780,000 results
>Expects me to know the joke as well as knock knock jokes which have 8,000,000 results.
You didn't even get what I said?
Are you that far gone?
Okay. In plain words:
You are suggesting the use of google.
Google has a registry of billions of websites, with comments from billions of people.
You think "more than 5" means anything at all.
You are a dumbass motherfucker and I'm done talking to you.
This thread is bullocks anyways. Where's the anime/manga discussion?
Her bed, her problem.
>You think "more than 5" means anything at all.
yes, that is exactly what I just said. more than 5 is a bigger amount of test subjects, a bigger sample and more accurate.
I think that should be simple enough for you to understand, that it is more reliable than 5 anonymous people in a thread when you're trying to figure out whether something is obscure or not.
One can only hope that you take this lesson to heart and become a more intelligent individual as a result. As you said, you're done talking, so I'll just assume you're grateful.
>yes, that is exactly what I just said. more than 5 is a bigger amount of test subjects, a bigger sample and more accurate.
No. The sample size if you use google is BILLIONS.
If you get 5 results from people knowing it, it's the same as saying "nobody's heard of it before".
I don't think you're very good at mathematics.
This is why anons are unfit to be fathers
>If you get 5 results from people knowing it, it's the same as saying "nobody's heard of it before".
>5 people say they know it
>no one knows it!
Listen to yourself. I can't help but think you're trying to troll me. Also what happened to being done talking to me? Cant get enough of me?
That's where you draw the line? Not
These just not good enough for you?
What did I do wrong?
Christ almighty, Yuno! How old are you, 16?
Would any real self-respecting father have lewd thoughts about his own daughteru? Only on /a/.
Sorry for that last post. I thought it was impossible that somebody would be as retarded as you and before I knew it I had already tried to explain this simple matter to you again.
But now that I've checked and realized you're Mordin, I feel like an idiot for trying to help you for so long. It will not happen again.
It's called being efficient and green, why use tissues or whatever when I got soft and comfy cotton, it's not like she wet the entire bed. I would never think of unpure thoughts of my daughteru, I've never even looked at a doujin of her.
They grow up so fast. It's almost painful to see them leave, but once they're done learning they have to spread their own wings. I understand that.
>Meanwhile this conveniently ignored comment.
That's because there are none, asshat
Nice try, I'm ain't going to find out if you're right or not.
Having her as a daughter would be a full time job. You'd have to dress her, bathe her, make sure she doesn't spend all day eating snacks, tuck her into bed, and check up on her periodically to re tuck her in.
Maybe teach her how to build fires and take her hunting. Normal father/daughter bonding stuff to take her mind off of silly things she'll grow out of.
I've been depressed enough to look them up before and I can tell you there are none
I should know she's mai waifu
Prove yourself if you wish to be my son-in-law.
I wish I was your daughter anon.
I have nothing to prove to you and I've done many terrible things to be where I am right now
I just thought you'd like to know there's nothing of the type out there of her
I guess you could be worse.
What's your favourite effect.
Yagyuu might not take too kindly for taking away her job so you might want to watch out for her.
I, personally, favor the flute effect but I love all of them because they're her effects