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One Question. Why does it seem like in every anime I watch, the male lead is a dumbfuck who can't see that a fuckton of hot chicks want to jump his bone?
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because the viewer is supposed to relate

japanese are supposedly humble
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Accurate representation of the majority of Japanese male population.
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Watch Zero no Tsukaima - the male lead is a total pimp.

He ends up bedding the pink-haird tsundere, both of her sisters, their maid and the princess of the country he ended up in.
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>>10185183
ZnT is a gigantic piece of generic shit
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>>10185222

I never said it wasn't.

I was merely pointing out that the male lead has balls.
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>>10185148
>One Question. Why does it seem like in every anime I watch, the male lead is a dumbfuck who can't see that a fuckton of hot chicks want to jump his bone?

Because you watch bad anime
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Because MOEEEEE~~~
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>Because you watch bad anime
Ta-da~
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>>10185183
This is true.
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what does "jump his bone" mean? why would they want to jump on his bones
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>>10185310
Necrophelia, sweetie.
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>>10185148

I recommend Seto No Hanayome.

If by the end you still think he is a dumbfuck lead, I will kick you in the balls so hard your ancestors could feel the pain.
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>>10185148

You should try School Days then to get that corrected.
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>>10186272
There is absolutely no reason for anyone to put themselves through that.
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>>10185148

Your pic is clearly unrelated.
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Viewers are supposed to be able to relate. That's why they fail so hard for most of us.
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>>10186272

...but Makoto was STILL a dumbfuck, just one who knew what his dick was for.

And, in case you missed it, he got killed for his trouble.

There's a reason most harem leads are terrified to do what he does. THE GIRLS WILL FUCKING KILL THEM
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>>10186291

Yeah? And? So what? How does that not make you a man? Pimps are the fucking pinnacle of manlihood. They never develop real relationships with women. All they know how to do is take care of lucky, sexually frustrated women. REAL players do what Makoto did and pimp to achieve greatness. REAL men resort to coaxing girls into making sweet love with them simply because the women recognizes what it means to be GAR. That's what pimps do. Pimps are real men. They are awesome. Makoto is a god. He is a hero who doesn't need to make a real relationship. Women didn't know how Makoto thought. And look where it got them. They just thought he was some kind of trophy boyfriend. And it got them learned. And when they cried, they finally realized that Makoto was just being a pimp on the inside.
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>>10185148

Answer: Because the script was written that way.
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>>10186315

delicious copypasta.

but...

yeah he might be GAR, but the way he handled the pregnancy was the pretty lame and cringe-inducing
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>>10186315
Helps that the girls he had sex with are somehow dumber than him.

Hell, even people on /a/ could have sex with multiple girls should they actually leave their basements. Plenty of dumb girls out there.
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>>10186368
Indeed. A real man would have worked his ass off to provide for the child. He would work and go to school. He would do everything he could to provide for the child.

tl;dr - Makoto is not a real man.
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>>10186371

I guess nowadays chivalry, a good moral and a sense of empathy isn't needed to be a man. Just need to fuck a lot of women and thats all thats needed.
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>>10186404
Women have become worse at picking mates since feminism was adopted.
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>>10186404
Your right. The things you described are now frowned upon because they're not supposedly "manly" things these days. That and women think that ANY man pulling chivalric stuff is just trying to get into their pants by playing the nice guy act. 3D just isn't worth it, stick to fapping to 2D.
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Now that women have more rights then men, it should be women being chilvalrous to men.
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In my opinion, School Days is the best anime ever made. Why? Because i can relate to it as a person on so many levels. I too was a misunderstood as akid. What i love most is how it shows an almost complete hatred of MANkind and to that i can totally relate. I don’t wan’t to give away too much, It’s best to go into this one blind i think.

The Animation quality is good, the characters are great, you feel for most of the people in the story. It does a good job at telling a very twisted tail. I prefer to watch most anime subtitled, mostly because of the inflections, and the speech of the native japanese is so much more expressive. You really owe it to yourself to see this, especially if you are on the fence with anime because you think it’s so fluffy, gay, and childish or what not. This will slap you in the face.

What really won me over on this anime? THE GORE. This is one of the bloodiest cartoons i have ever seen. It is a blood bath in parts. Supernatural HORROR! My favorite genre ever. This pegs it on most accounts for me. I really was blown away by this. Not many things make me cry when i watch them, this did. This is a heavy heavy heavy story. And for that i tip my hat. give this a 10 out of 10.

If we are sons of God, then god must had a lot of women to have that much of sons.
To have such huge number of womens, God should be quite a pimp, the biggest pimp ever.
But we know who is the best pimp ever.
God = Makoto
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>>10186315
I usually read bullshit posts just cause they are funny, i got half way through this and quit.
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>>10186556
looks like pasta, but what exactly is supernatural about school days?
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>>10186560

I used to think Makoto was just another moronic shonen lead type.

Then I realized he's not stupid, he knows exactly how suicidal the mindset is. He's just so committed to his pimp's path that he doesn't care.

That's ultimately what Kotonoha realized as well: even if his ideals led to his death, then being executed by the very people he fucked, and after that an eternity trapped as a shopped head, it was still worth it.

So yes, very GAR.
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>>10186556
*yawn*
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>>10186392

Yes he is. He is a man who expected a girl to put out after dating her for a week, then when she couldn't realize the mistake she was making by not putting out, he was forced to fulfill his manly duties with another girl, then another, then slept with one girl's friend in a tough love situation, then did another of the first girl he made passionate love with's friends, then did three of the second girl he made love with's friends at once, all the while contemplating why his first girlfriend wouldn't put out, only to find out she had hooked up with his stupid and annoying friend. But he decided to forgive his first girlfriend and get back together when his mistress lies about getting pregnant (Makoto is too much of a pimp to fall for the deception), and slyly pretends to fall for the lie by telling her to get an abortion, ultimately leading the whore to stab him repeatedly in the chest because she is a psychotic bitch. He ended up shedding manly tears because he couldn't be with Kotonoha, who he loved very much. And following his brutal murder, the woman he dated, who rejected his love, broke up with, reunited with, and possibly would have made love with her that night, cuts his head off, goes insane out of grief for her beloved, kills the "pregnant" girl and then cuts her open to see that she was not pregnant. She then retreats in a fit of insanity with his head onto her yacht.

Overall, he is GAR and will be missed. He deserves no death and only praise for being a awesome and original character
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>for being a awesome and original character
LOL WUT?
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>>10186643

Yes, what about it?
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School Days has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Makoto was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with the OVA. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the guys. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Nice Boat of my own. I suddenly had a craving for dicks, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been sucking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Magical Heart Kokoro-chan. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Makoto. All I want from life is to be able to hold Makoto and be able to cheer him up, make him happy again, so I can see his smile again. I fantasize about him becoming real, so I can go out with him, make sweet, sweet, love to him, and marry him and have a happy life with my dear Makoto. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no Nice Boat, not hot." All I can fap to is Makoto doujins. I see Sekai's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Makoto cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for a mouthful of semen. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Makoto doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about him or post his picture, and pissed off when I hear the word Nice Boat.

Come to me, Makoto! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're a manly man, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.
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>>10186662
>for being a awesome and original character
LOL
WUT?
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The main male character of the recent h-game and anime School Days, and one of the more divine figures on /a/. He is known as the God of /a/, aka MANkoto and is the pinnacle of all that is manly and GAR. His long list of accomplishments includes Man of /a/ 2007 and SaiGAR 08 Champion. Makoto spent most of his time in the anime hooking up with a number of girls from his class before Hosaka sacrificed himself to save Makoto in the finale. Makoto is worshipped by a loyal following of /a/ssholes for pimping the women in his show, and there was considerable mourning on /a/ following his demise. Simply put, every School Days thread is a "MANkoto" thread (as well as a Nice Boat thread). Despite this Makoto is hated by a select few, undoubtedly trolls from the Animesuki board.

The loyal Makotoists display their devotion towards the God of /a/ by photoshopping Makoto's head onto other male leads when surrounded by their harem, images of manly/godly men or other such images, cementing his status as the Most GAR. In return, haters have created both shops of Makoto's face during his brutal murder or fanfictions of Makoto trying to get with girls in other (less slutty) anime with hillarious results. Overall, Makoto threads will more often than not create shitstorms of a magnitude that is rarely seen on /a/ (almost hitting or even surpassing Lucky Star levels) between haters, fans, and, of course, trolls, and as such are the sorce of much DRAMA and lulz.
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Too much copypasta.
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Wait, who is Makoto? Is she one of the girls he fucks.
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I used to be a loser like most of /a/'s users. I was a virgin at the age of 19, had never kissed, and didn't know how to behave around girls. Then I came over this incredible anime known as School Days. Through Sekai Saionji I learned how women truly are: condescending, arrogant whores that only want the unattainable.

Remember how Sekai rejected all the guys who desired her body, while she was secretely fapping to the only guy who didn't like her: my sensei Makoto Ito.

Makoto Ito: A loser with no money nor friends. He taught me how to get chicks even though when I was a loser. Stay calm, stay cool, don't look down on yourself, and have other goals than fucking chicks. Slowly they'll be flocking around you like flies on a dog shit.

I am 100% serious. Watch SD now to study the dynamics and art of seduction.

Good luck friends!
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"One Question. Why does it seem like in every anime I watch, the male lead is a dumbfuck who can't see that a fuckton of hot chicks want to jump his bone?"

Cause most anime girls will kick them in the balls and scream "ECCHI!" if the guys so much as try to look at their panties.
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>>10186739
Soooooooooooo....have you gotten any STD..I mean poon yet?
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>>10185148
To paraphrase Zero Punctuation, "Anime has something for everyone, be that samurai, giant robots, or serials about young men pointedly NOT having sex with a selection of eager young women."

I suggest watching something about samurai or giant robots.
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I'm always rooting for that typical underdog friend that none of the female leads like. The one that always gets abused by them while they pine after the lead male, who's best friend is the underdog, and his cock.
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>>10186830 who's best friend is the underdog, and his cock.

Uhm... what the hell?
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>>10186893
EXACTLY. You do know what this means right?
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>>10186830
No Anonymous, you are the underdog friend that none of the female leads like.
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>>10186916
No shit. Thanks for informing me Captain Obvious. Without your intellect and attention to detail, I might not know what the fuck your talking about.
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>>10186935
And then Anonymous was an angry depressed hiki.
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>>10186966
>hiki

....But I work for UPS. HOW CAN I BE A HIKI!?!?!?!
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>>10185148
you havent seen Yumeria
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>>10186998
Holy shit! your that fucker that always delivers my anime late arnt you... ARNT YOU!
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>>10187009
Well I have been know to fuck up a zip code or two. Don't worry Anonymous, all lost or messed up packages usually get there a week later.....but at least they still get there.
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sage
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>>10185148

I know where that's from.

Now I'm here.

Fuck.
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>>10187025
you better hope you can throw a package 300 feet tomydoorstep without destroying the contents becuase the nexttime your within 299 feet of me or myhouse im getting my shotgun and chasin your ass down
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>>10187025

I used to have the same job working for the Canadian equivalent of UPS.

I kind of pity you man, but at the same time, it brings back nostalgic memories of staying up late and doing mushrooms right after work.



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