>H-he's surprisingly slow...
>You're stronger than I expect-
>Oh... oh no, I'm out of plans!
>there was a foreign kid who wanted to transfer in today, but considering we're fucking halfway in to the semester, we told gaijin-kun to fuck off
>Smiles are fleeting , I want to protect the whole thing.
Thank god Kircheis isn't here.
> you've seen my final form
>Guy walks into girl naked
>Girl: "O-oh, I forgot to lock the door, my bad"
>guy gets beaten by a tsundere
>promptly decides to call the police and file assault charges and a restraining order
Go back to bed Reinhard.
>We can do something about this
>"MC-kun I lov-"
>gust of wind while a train passes by while fireworks shoot off and the MC is asleep but wakes back up
>"I'm sorry what was that?"
>"I said I love you MC-kun!"
>"I love you too lets go out."
>Manly MC just can't seem to get laid
>Main character has to sit near the front so the teacher can size him up and determine where to place him
>Your friendship won't save you now!
>girl peeks into boy's bath
>boy screams in embarrassment
Has this happened yet?
>girl punches MC
>he punches her back
These aren't real.
Shows where the heroine is a slut, like Nyaruko. But it's not "peeking in" as much aa "barging in".
Isn´t a stomach growl basically a fart from the insides?
>I don't think we'll have to use THAT
Don't remember about screaming but Korone (green) in Ichiban ushiro no Daimaou (color wars) did some 'inspection' in boys toilets.
>generic tsundere bitch performs act of violence on MC in the class room
>MC is injured
>teacher reports it to the principal
>bitch is expelled and criminally charged
I would love to see this happen
>girl mutters something under her breath
>MC catches it
>MC who's getting his ass handed tries to channel the power of nakama
>fucking dies anyway
>cast full of typical females archetypes and one male
>harem doesn't happen
>Young male MC is suddenly surrounded by hot girls in a school club who all want initially want his dick
>Repeatedly gropes and harasses them and acts like a vulgar asshat
>Skinny beta MC can't even get a girl
>OP starts playing during episode
>MC gets his ass handed to him
>Let's not eat yakisoba
>character is flat
>isn't a jealous hostile bitch about it
>And then MC-kun just dodge a girl with toast in her mouth
flat girls know they are inferior
>"I... I.. I.. love you... Anon-kun"
>"I heard exactly what you said! Let's not delay and discuss in detail what we're going to do about our relationship right this instant!"
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!
>girl wakes up early
>eats her toast at home and walks casually to school
That white knight stampede
>I have plenty of time before school to finish my bread and jam
>yfw the guy got slapped to death
>They call the trap out on his bullshit and promplty beat his faggot ass
>Trap actually learns how to be masculine and sop's trapping
>Accidenatally becomes /fit/
a /fit/ trap... would he become able to get bitches?
>you're too late hero! I'm not going to waste my time explaining exactly how my plan works to you, I'll just kill you right now
Relationship with girl finally progressing
MC trips and falls on top of other girl
Main girl walks by
Doesn't take notice
Relationship continues to progress.
>strong as fuck bad guy appears
>someone blasts him
Misunderstanding is promptly cleared up and every has a big laugh about it afterwards.
>I'm your normal average japanese high school student who lives with his parents cause they decided to not go work overseas.
> I don't have a childhood friend who lives next door to me and wakes me up every morning.
Nah, the gyno will scare all the bitches away.
>MC has an emotional outburst and shouts hurtful things at friends/love interest
>MC pauses, then runs a few feet but stops and comes back to remedy any misunderstandings
>hips aren't moving on their own.
Finally an opportunity to post this.
>Not a hentai series
MC meets girl
Oh wait, that actually happened!
>"MC, you love her don't you?"
>"Ehhh?? Yes, yes in fact I certainly do and I hope we end up dating in the future"
>I completely understand the activities that we will indulge in on this mattress.
>Time to use my secret attack
>one that will remain secret because I'm not going to explain what it's about!
>Senpai: I wonder if my underclassman will notice me today
ehh.... i genuinely regret my question...
If this were the norm, most anime series would last maybe 5 or 6 episodes.
>wind blows up girls skirt
>asks MC "did you see"
>he says "Yes!" and rapes her while threatening her with a knife
>after that she doesn't come to school anymore and kills herself
>MC is then most hated guy in school but doesn't care and just kills everyone in a school shooting
Man, wouldn't it be nice to see something like that in an anime?
sometimes I forget that senyuu is a thing that exists then I just continue laughing
>oh MC-kun, you tripped! Let me help you!
>sorry about that miss, he's just a bit clumsy
Not really, that's some dA Linkin Park shit right there.
this only happens in 'Murica, nips don't have to deal with thise kind of retards.
A hentai that actually involves people fucking with a condom and not cumming inside the vagina but rather being responsible and not taking that risk.
>Short haired girl isn't best girl.
b-but today was a safe day for her.
>faceless guy tries to blackmail girl with pictures he took on his cell phone
>girl grabs the cell phone and breaks it
I want this to happen more than I should
>yandere girl proceeds to stalk MC-kun
>"You're freaking me out, can you please back off?!"
>"Aah, oh gosh MC-kun, I'm sorry I just... really like you. If this is really bothering you I'll back off."
On a related note, are there any hentai where it's a happily married couple fucking?
Does this safe day thing actually real? How do they even figure out when their safe day is assuming it's real?
>wind blows up girls skirt
>asks MC "did you see"
>"Would you like to?"
>"Alright, but you can only look with your hands"
>MC gropes a girl
>It is an understood accident and the girl doesn't have any angry or lewd reactions
>childhood friend wins
>"Joke's on you, I have eyes on my hands."
Then things start getting weird
The only one I can think of involves a futa and a man at the moment. It was pretty vanilla
>MC learns about intimate family problem that friend is having
>Does nothing and friend remedies the problem by themselves
>MC doesn't sit by the window
It's based on the menstrual cycle, and it's not an exact science. A girl is safe at some point during her cycle (I don't remember when, I'm a virgin) and if she tracks her periods she can estimate when she won't get pregnant.
But since sperm can linger in the body for actual days after sex, it's a stupid risk to take unless she douches.
>Character doesn't explain how his/her moves work
>characters don't talk to each other during a fight
'Merica : The Anime
>Cast is full of females and one dude
>Is not and does not turn into a harem series where all the girls sabotage each other to get the D
>No clear-cut romantic implications are formed or attempted at any point in the series
>girl falls over and grabs boy's breast
>boy calls her a pervert
Actually happened in a recent TLR chapter.
>Both of the girl try to avoid confrontations, and alway clear misunderstanding without crying or threatening to break up
on that note
>an anime set in 'murca
whithin the menstrual cycle...wait, what are you? 12?
This happens all the time. Unless the only anime you've ever watched was Dragon Ball, you'd know that.
When someone is unexpectedly fast, it warrants being pointed out. This is why it's pointed out so much in anime.
If someone is unexpectedly slow, it's not often brought to attention unless you need the person to be faster.
all female characters in TLR are cumsluts, so it's justified
If someone's going slower than they should be in a fight like that then I figure it's just as likely to be pointed out
this goeas against the definition of yandere
>gay character talking to a straight one
>straight says gay love is "beautiful because it surpasses gender"
>gay character explains that that isn't how sexuality works at all
Rhythem method seems to work
Look at japan's declining birth rate and they use that method primarily.
i think of all the reverse cliches here, this one would be the most difficult to happen, Japanese people are socially retarded even for /a/ standards and apparently doing what you said would hurt their "Honor" or other bullshit like that.
>A handful of them end up dating people outside of school who we never see but hear about through off hand comments
What is Fate/Zero?
>gay character make a pass at straight character
>straight says he's not into those things
>gay stops bothering him and act normal
Oh yeah, I recall them saying something like that in some sex education at school. Interesting nevertheless.
>it's a stupid risk to take unless she douches.
Imagine a hentai where the girl wrongly estimates her safe day and gets pregnant. Guy gets to make her get an abortion which she says no to. Guy proceed to bitchslap the girl deconstruction of hentai.
HEY! I remember learning about it but it just sounded too convenient to be true.
>moe crossdressing character that turns out to be actually trans and not just a trap
thats actually cute
rather the yandere realizes what a fucking creep they're being and changes her ways
It's mostly the opposite of convenient, because it constantly tempts idiots into having unprotected sex, betting on the chance that no pregnancy will occur. That, of course, eventually leads to unplanned pregnancies.
Japan's declining birthrate has a lot of stuff going on to cause it, not just the rhythm method.
>happily married couple
Futari Ecchi is exactly what you are looking for.
>MC is not embarrassed by their romantic feelings and is surprisingly upfront about them
>character in unrequited love with the MC
>MC is happily dating someone else
>character quickly moves on with their life and eventually starts a relationship with someone else
not much of a difference
>MC of a harem
>Isn't a clueless betamax
>Takes the initiative and fucks bitches
>Doesn't get decapitated
>Isn't in a hentai
>nobody gets a nosebleed unless the weather is unusually dry or they get hit in the nose
>then the nosebleed is promptly treated and everyone carries on as normal
it would sell worse than nichijou, japs don't watch harems to see the MC get it on, but for cute girls lusting for cock and never getting it
>the trap wins
>"We can't we're brother and sister!"
>"You're right, that wouldn't be appropriate. Could you set me up with one of your cute friends?"
>MC doesn't have memory problems
>Memory problems don't turn into ghosts
>character got huge tits
You know what show I'm talking about.
>traumatic event happens
>characters remember it perfectly, no one suppresses any memories
>everyone deals with it and moves on
>Oreimo without Manami
>trans character is actually married and has no interest in the MC
>trap character is a trans dude with a huge chin and mustache, adam's apple is clearly visible at all times
>he stands in the middle of the court
>looks at his're a waifu
>and proclaims his love
>5 seconds left on the clock
>1 point behind
>he makes the final pass to the center near the rim
>it's the enemy team's center
>he just holds the ball over people's heads for 4 seconds
>There is a gaijin transferring in today, he speaks with a heavy accent, is only barely fluent and is not at all interesting aside from not being asian.
>He will not be in the rest of this anime.
>muscular and masculine trans character who is trying her best to get by
and you can only tell they're fake because they keep reminding you
>the trap wins
>graphic yaoi ed for final episode
>there's a transfer student
>she's in a different class
>gaijin transfers in
>they are voiced by an actual fluent english speaker
isn't baccano set in america?
>MC isn't late for the first day of school
I doubt any body here can tell if a pair of tits is fake or not IRL, so what's your point?
gay character behaves manly and doesn't try to conceal his sexuality
>best girl wins
you can very often identify fake tits by the unnatural shape IRL
in chinese cartoons big tits look unrealistic to begin with, so it's impossible to tell apart fakes from the real thing unless they tell you
>token otaku has amazing dexterity except when rhythm games
>Is ignored by everyone because his/her japanese level is zero
A secret makes a ooman ooman
>MC moves into small town in the mountains
>Strange things begin happening and new school friends hint at supernatural events
>MC discloses this to parents, they agree that they want no part and promptly leave
>We don't have to use THAT
>I'M MOVING MY HIPS
Yup, Train Ride: Mass Murder edition is set in 'Murica.
I've never watched Detective Conan's anime, did they actually get a foreigner to voice Vermouth?
>But! But it's really clean down there!
>The prototype mech is actually the worst and weaskest and the generic mass produced models outperform it in every way, no matter how good the pilot is
>"No! It's not alright just because it's you! What kind of sicko just sticks it into his sister?"
Jodie is even worse
>camera pans to the floor
>harem MC isn't an awful human being
let's take it a step up
>character is fluent in both japanese and english and it's not just bullshit engrish
>The magical girls gets brutally maimed by the first demon she encounters
Oh didn't they do this already?
>Main character enters a stage of powerless rage
>birds fly into frame
I know it's been said a million times everywhere but I really just want an anime where the main character is obviously a main character and refuses the call to every anime stereotype
>>camera pans to the floor
Rustle pls get off the internet.
>turns out MC-kun in harem anime found his way in the middle of a LESBIAN harem the entire time
>MC wants to be the very best, like no one ever was
>Actually catches every fucking Pokemon he encounters, including legendaries
>Within a reasonable time frame too
even with Origins everything was sort of fucked
they can do it right I know they can
>he realized capturing and slaving animals is bad
>stop doing it and find a job
>I..i'll eventually give up.
>not "That's perfectly reasonable and I understood everything you said"
>MC tells tsundere to stop being a cunt
>evil wizard final boss
"Oh shit wizard-san, that looks fucking awesome. teach me to do magic"
>The show follows the everyday life of a generic japanese male
>Presents the immense stress and pressue japanese society and work ethic puts on their people
>MC is a nervous wreck and partial towards alcohol and drugs
>Eventually kills himself in the final episode
>mc is homosexual male or female
>has to deal with the blatant homphobia in japan
>THAT? Oh, I'll explain exactly what this right now instead hinting for several chapters
>I have an elaborate plan to solve our problems
>MC explains the plan in detail and it actually works
I'd watch a pokemon anime spinoff where the MC goes from starting out to beating the Elite 4 in the first half of the show, retires and goes to work as a chef in one of those weird pokemon battle restaurants. Since he beat all 8 gym leaders and the elite 4 in less than a months time, no one knows who he is, and he just has a good time cooking for people and defending his restaurant from violent trainers/Team Rocket.
>girl rapes faceless men
>BEHOLD, MY ULTIMATE ABILITY
>I'm not going to tell you how it works though, it's magic I don't gotta explain shit. I haven't even named it.
>Let's not go to the beach! After all, we have studies and it would be irresponsible to disregard our scholarly duties
>Nobody ever gets a nosebleed
>Nobody is a prude retard anymore
>MC gets into emotional confrontation
>Eyes become brightly lit
She only loves Mahiro-san. He's a bitch though.
>"Go fuck yourself teacher"
>multiple well-characterized men rape a faceless girl
>anime physics and tropes are supernatural phenomena that people are fully aware of and have only recently entered the human world, namely japan
>those phenomena are threatening to spread to the rest of the world and destroy it from the inside out
>the force needs to be destroyed, and when it is in the final episode the rest of the episode is in live action
>You're a fool to fight for the weak, join me!
>use "THAT" immediately
>ugly girl rapes well defined handsome men
I can already hear the fedoras getting torn apart in rage.
>guy/girl starts transformation process
>enemy attacks while it is happening
She's too good for him anyway.
>a reference to wholesale america
>no shot of the statue of liberty
>no desolate wasteland shot
>The military responds to a supernatural threat and is successful with minimal casualties.
>big bad charges up his ultimate attack
>hero sucker punches him while he does it
>MC loses balance around girl in bathing suit
>Tactfully rights himself to prevent an emberassing fall and goes on his way
Women can't rape men.
>Big bad's megadeathbeam doesn't need to charge up
>the childhood friend trap wins
I'd totally make babies with her.
>MC just fucking stabs the villain the second they reveal their identity
>My brother left long time ago, but I'm sure we'll meet once again!
>brother was killed 2 monts after leaving household in a brawl with drunk hobo
The main character is a boring andhated outsider that watches from the sidelines as everyone else has fun and adventures.
>This is boring
>Yukata are shit
>These shoes are so bad
>Our culture is bad
>I want to be american
that's pretty much how it went with kamina and his father
that would never happen irl unless the woman was fat
I'd be happy though if they didnt try to naked murder the mc every time though and instead yelled at them to knock and covered themselves
Happens in Bitter Virgin.
Girl goes completely fucking insane and almost kills another girl with a pair of siccors.
Guy notices she's fucking losing it and tells her off.
Then it's shown that the yandere girl actually has a heart and lets the guy go, despite having a crush on him for so many years.
in dokuro chan she smashes open the boys bathroom and guys run out screaming and pissing everywhere
I would kill for a movie that correctly has the weight and feel of different fighters. Much better than a 15ft 2ton motherfucker flying around like a god damned butterfly.
It happens enough times in VN where a girl is a slut and doesn't give a fuck.
i fucking wish, i hate this cliche so god damn much
>the NOT-tsundere girl wins
A man can dream.
>oh did you mean moon?
>ghost follows him home
>they become unlikely friends
>"Ore no Ghost"[Ore no gostü] 2015
But misunderstandings are an easy out for writers to fill up the series with 5 episodes of conflict resolution
theres a manga about that Mozuya-san Gyakujousuru , look it up
>tsundere hits love interest and stomps his face
>he gets sent to the hospital and everyone hates her
its pretty interesting but only 2 chapters are translated, sadly i dont think anyones translating the rest anytime soon
Happens in Higurashi.
Bad shit happens when the parents are home and they immediately decide to get the fuck out of there after shit happens.
Don't work when a killer happens to be a crossdressing shapeshifting yandere.
>recommending unfinished translated work
>Brother and siste get it on
>Parents are disgusted and kick them out
>mommy fucked me
>I enjoy it and don't start a rebellion against her because of it
How about this
>A show gets erotic
>tumblr and equally retarded idiots do NOT throw a fit
i did warn people, and i do think the chapters that are out are worth a read and maybe someone will pick it up here, a man can dream
>MC loses at the preliminaries
That's an IRL cliche, not anime cliche
>>Presents the immense stress and pressue japanese society and work ethic puts on their people
Kamina? It's his dad though.
>girl is not talking to the MC because of it even though it could be resolved in a couple of minutes
>MC gets fed up and dumps her
>afterwards she finds out that it was a misunderstanding ask MC-kun back
>MC rejects her
>Depleh eb t'nac ti.
>they kiss on the first episode and slowly grow to hate each other as the series progresses
Actually tsunderes don't win as commonly as you think.
It's just that the titles where they don't the lead girl is even worse.
>I have no romantic interest in that mysterious girl
Captcha: his Weiefu
>"Our culture are the worst, I wish I could be European !"
Ixion Saga was so fucking good.
>SoL about married couple
Name me one.
>mysterious transfer student appears
>get with the childhood friend at the end
>big bad charges up his ultimate attack
>successfully executes attack and destroys universe
>IT'S THE CITY!
>this is my final form!
>American father Japanese mother
actually happened in Angel Densetsu
That manga from Genshiken's author.
>"I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO PROTECT
>doesn't protect it
> PLEASE DON'T CUM INSIDE ME, IT'S NOT A SAFE DAY
>MC does something and gets in a lewd pose with another girl
>FeMC sees them
>he calmly explains everything that happened, she listens to everything and they leave while laughing at the whole situation
>Girls wear long skirts at school
>"I shall now reveal my final form"
>MC quickly kills him before that even happens.
>This is actually my only form!
>I don't have to use THAT!
That gave my heart a boner. It made watching Genshiken much more sad, though.
>a SoL focused on the peaceful lives of the MC and their friends
>meanwhile, all kinds of shit happens in the background or gets mentioned on the TV
>nothing comes close to affecting MC's life
That's either a good girl or a delinquent girl.
The most common cliche for delinquent girls.
I love this one. No matter what training the military goes through, they always need the main characters to do the job correctly.
>MC-kun get in the robot!
>he gets in the robot, no fuss
>dead because of no training
>girl gives MC a bento
>it tastes ok
>"this is disgusting"
>A girl don't change her shoes while arriving at school
Too much defiance, I guess.
just like real life!
Would be a pretty solid ground for a detention
>giant robot falls on the school killing everyone in the final
oku-san. it's more about the housewife though
What's so cute about that manga is that they actually fucked offscreen.
>No Malthusian shit about humanity being the bad guys getting their civilization owned for the sake of a better more peaceful and less technological future
>W-would you like me to wash your back, sempai?
>Nah, I can do it myself.
>It's hot out
>All these booths suck
>Hime-chan is behind me. I don't like Hime-chan
>I wish I was at home posting on /a/
>Class trip to hot springs
>Girls use the springs before the boys and get out in a timely manner
>Villian explains how The MC's attack work rather than the MC and pull a counter measure.
The cliche getting so annoying now that Villians actually listen to the MC when he explains every detail of his superawesome attack and just pull something to counter it.
>X is not ningen
How about no fucking hot springs episode at all?
>I understand what exactly are you saying, Kaworu-kun!
>ANTA BAKA gja nai
>Anno: Well, It's time to explain everything
>Happy end, the world is saved
>Everyone knows what the fuck have happened
>Asuka looses Shinji wins Mari instead
>Rei looses Shinji too. Has relationship with a guy off-screen
>shinji has a content happy and peaceful life
My friend wanted a show like this. There would be a metaplot going on in the background that would never be addressed by the main characters, like a huge murder conspiracy.
I can't believe I actually choose her route first in extra. She was so garbage in alternative.
>in turn get a beach episode
>Not any "[name of the character]....." after a long deep monologue, but just a "Yeah, yeah, I see ok".
Second season of Clannad.
Agreed. Yuuko/Meiya best girls
Man, it's awkward as fuck to wash your own back, I'd accept the offer.
Basically everyone BUT Sumika, sadly. The fact that their screen-time during the later chapters peters is kinda sad
It's like every new chapter gives you something to be furious about
>I don't want to dedicate my life to my company / work, I want to be able to do what I want too !
>Please, don't work too hard
It's just Hanasaku Iroha pissed me so fucking much about that.
Yep, even class rep is superior to her.
>IF YOU KEEP GOING DOWN THIS DESTRUCTIVE PATH, YOU WILL DIE, AS YOUR FATHER DID BEFORE YOU
>Well shit, I don't want to die, time to stop doing this shit
>we didn't have a proper reference for your outfit due to the notable lack of male magical girls...
I wonder how a Deretsun character would be.
>"If we do this we'll be just as bad as him! But sometimes you have to commit a crime to prevent an atrocity. So do it."
>"You... You stupid obaasancon!"
>"It's a stupid outfit"
>Main girl is not tsundere, but legitimately hates MC
>MC sits in the front row next to the door.
She actually hates the MC, but accidentally acts in a way which makes her seem like she likes him.
Or the opposite of the classic tsundere, where she is lovestruck from the start but gradually begins to loathe him the more as she gets to know him.
>"Kyoudai-chan, sorry if i didn't wake you up, skip school with your nee-san today."
This happens in Sayonara Zetsobou Sensei
Most of that show pokes fun at clichés and stereotypes though
>new badass enemy appears
>everyone launches a special attack
>no smoke no bullshit
>the fucker's dead
>Show new girl in into
>We have a transfer student
>It's different girl
Basically, yes, it's the gas moving around your intestines.
>MC is Kenshiro-sized, manly as fuck, nobody has ever been alphaer than him
>Still uses "Boku"
not >Guy noticed a locked door
The first one is hilarious.
The second one kind of depresses me.
>MC uses "that"
>takes out a city block
>he is arrested and tried for crimes against humanity
>MC desk is at the center of the class, directly in front of the teacher's
The first one's called whores and sluts. You think they're nice to you but once you give them the chance they'll take everything you have and leave you decimated.
Literally Gin no Saji's plot.
Hotspring/beach episode where it focuses on the boys' assets instead of the girls'
>MC has feeling for his little sister
>Meganekko childhood friend encourages him
>Sister doesn't give a fuck and ends up marrying a kaishain, living a decent life as a housewife
Doesn't this happen in TTGL?
>zombie outbreeak starts
>the authorities aren't completely incompetent and completely quarantine the handful of people infected and the virus goes extinct before it can spread further.
That's resident evil.
The virus spread because CONSPIRACY.
>club activities that consists of more than sitting around and talking
>faceless businessman groping schoolgirl on train
>"go ahead, scream and everyone can see your lewdness"
>she screams and the passengers beat the man half to death
>MC: if only I had more power I could win!
>doesnt get more power
>dies because of lack of power
>MC of the battle shonen is NOT the son of an angel/demon/elite warrior thingy
This is Japan we're talking about.
>everyone shrugs/also turns out to be faceless and a rapist
>and the original groper was an undercover cop
>who is also a rapist on the side
Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka? has this
You've been reading too many doujins.
>MC tries to protect his friends with his sword skills he learned doing kendo for many years
>Villan takes out gun and kills him for being a sword to a gunfight.
>turns out it's Yagami's dad and that's his way of relieving stress
This has happened before in anime.
>girl and guy runs into each other
>they brush off apologize then run off without saying anything else because they are fucking late
>schoolgirl gropes businessman on train
In high school DxD.
I was suspecting it to be the usual "Girl screams" but then the MC screamed and I was so suprised I couldn't stop laughing.
Well fuck now I have to watch it
>MC likes girl
>He goes up to get and ask her on a date instead of just admiring her from a distance and trying to catch a peek every once and a while.
that's more common than you'd think
Go away, slut.
Nobody likes you.
>businessman gropes businessman on train
>she turns him down because the MC is a beta loser
>he ends up miserable and settles for a hambeast
Just like your own life Anon!
>Late for school
>Skips entire day instead
>that's my fetish.jpg
I want that to happen.
>train gropes businessman on schoolgirl
it's what I did in high school
didn't work so well, but I pulled through somehow
>It's over 1000!!!
>Well, that's not bad.
>Kick his ass!
>Parents are on business trip, leaving MC at home alone
>They return in episode 2 and stay for the rest of the show
>train gropes train on train
>girl gropes train on businessman
Nyaruko? Sorta, but just the mom.
Nigga do you NOT know about Nevada-tan?
She's 22 now..
>Tsundere female LI can actually cook.
Shootings happen all over the world, not just Burgerland. Watch the news once in a while.
>MC has both a mother and a father
>They're there for the whole show.
This should be the norm, why is this shit so rare?
>Filthy gaijin corruption
Right to left, easier to crap them horizontally in paint than vertically.
GaoGaiGar. Do robot transformation sequences count?
Don't forget Garuda from Combattler V.
Out of context it's funny but he actually knew what the fuck he was doing and attacked during the transformation sequence
I'd kill to see her know, and have passionate cuddling with her.
Unless she's fat now.
because japs rarely care about a believable premise, they usually handwave it as "went overseas to work"
that Pokemon special to promote the new games actually did it, because he was based on the guy from Red/Blue. Beat the elite four, captured the birds, and even caught Mewtwo at the end.
School shootings are an American tradition.
>The final boss is talked down to the good side.
>Before any action scene with it takes place.
>There is no bigger bad to fight, the final boss just gladly helps quickly take care of the remaining evil characters.
>No angst, edgyness, destiny, friendship, willpower or powerlevels involved.
>Superbly and climatically anticlimatic
>dad mom, you're going on a trip?
>no son, it's you that's going on a trip!
>and that's how my wild adventure started
>Too bad it's fucking military school!
Because guns have always been legal and easy to acquire. The list would be just as long for every country if they had the same system. My point is that they happen all around the world and not just America.
The list doesn't have Jap'n on it anyway
Just a bunch of middle eastern countries and China.
>Because guns have always been legal and easy to acquire. The list would be just as long for every country if they had the same system.
That would be true if they did but since they don't it wouldn't be realistic.
>After big fight between MC and the current Big Bad
>Camera pans to a shadowed figure watching from afar
>"Hmmm... He doesn't seem very interesting."
>He walks away and never shows up again
>The girl wearing the eye patch actually only has one eye.
>Parents go overseas to work
>leave 14 year old child behind
>Character catches cold
>Goes to school, does relatively okay, if a little dazed.
>character collapses for no apparent reason
>It turns out to be something serious
>everybody laughs at and bullies the chunnis
Who is Accel?
>That is one plus, though
>Revolutions won without guns.
>"MC-kun, I-I love you! Will you go out with me?"
>"By now, you've punched me 13 times, kicked me 23 times, called me an idiot 46 times, and randomly shouted at me so many times my right ear is still ringing. I don't think I can just forget about that. In fact, I hate you and I'm not going to fall in love with you just because you're suddenly blushing and stuttering a lot. It's not cute at all."
It's a glass eye he mom gave her after losing her real one.
Then why the patch?
the following day, the animating studio in question was stormed and completely slaughtered by a horde of fat otaku with torches and pitchforks
Afraid for infections?
>MC accidently grabs girl's boob
It can see who is dead/dying and it freaks her out or something. It's a plot device that could have been used in episode one but wasn't until the last episode.
>this will never happen in your lifetime
>she doesn't punch him or call him a pervert, isn't mad, and is actually kinda flattered
And? This is a reverse chiche thread.
>characters don't talk to each other during a fight
Can't wait for anime
MC is new to a new school
Doesn't make any friends at all
Graduates friendless and alone
Works as a plumber for the rest of his life
>Facegirl cute girl rapes and dominates muscular hunk with well drawn features
By same writer as >>101853837
>MC is late for school and dashes through the streets
>Gets run over by a car and dies on the spot
>Girl gets jealous for having a flat ass.
kind of happened in photo kano
>Isn't brought back to life by a mysterious girl
The main character is actually a middle aged man and also looks that way.
Thanks. Can't reverse search from mobile.
I don't know who that guy is, but he's pretty awesome. I like him, he knows everything doesn't need to be sexual
>doesn't come back as a ghost
What's the contest of this image I just started v3 now and I progress slowly because my moon is terrible but dear god Tetsuto Uesu know his shit.
>>Neither parents are away on trip, dead, or working overseas.
Holy shit. I want this.
>Elite special ops team is called in to deal with MC
>MC and his group get absolutely fucking rekt by superior training, experience and equipment
That kind of happened in EoE.
>>The police saves the day
I walked in on a friend of mine getting dressed once.
>>Guy walks into girl naked
>>Girl: "O-oh, I forgot to lock the door, my bad"
This is what happened in dog days.
>Princess: "It is ok, you are new to this world after all. It was a simple mistake.
>>The American looks Spanish...I thought they were all blond and blue eyed...
not main character but the end of the mp-eva fight Asuka had something like that.
It's very painfull too watch
>Today we have a new transfer student
>It's the mysterious girl who fell from the sky/another world/timeline/dumpster/step-mothers womb/plane/mecha/sword/alien/girl
>MC doesn't even give a shit.
Let it happen please.
>American person in Japan
>can't speak Japanese at all, holds a phrasebook and speaks an incredibly broken dialect
>Japanese person goes to britain/usa
>show switches to full english for lines there
>bring in proper voice actors to speak for native people to region
It helped that she wanted the knot.
The main love interest of the MC is a crude, masculine girl who patronises the MC and goes around telling toilet-level jokes to people around. Also wants to fuck the MC and is very vocal about it. In the end they hook up.
>they're also the funnyest characters.
I miss Seto no hanayome.
>mfw Heroman will somehow never get an english dub
I'm not one for anyway, but what the fuck?
Reminds me of Beck.
The Americans all speak good and proper American, even while in japan.
>cast full of typical females archetypes and one male
>harem doesn't happen
>It helped that she wanted the knot.
But even girls who were not that into him were ok with it.
Usually when a girl gets flung through the air and lands naked on the hero, you get a "kyaaaa! pervert!" but no.
The MC gets a bit flustered, but that was it.
>Big final battle
>Music from the 2nd ED plays
>>The fate of the world doesn't lie within the hands of teenagers...
What is: K-On Movie.
Who is Eren?
i want an anime with the MC living a normal life while cliche mystery girl plot hijinks happen in the background.
>>Oh no! Japan is Doom!
>>Fear not soldiers, America is here to save the day
Half the time he powers up because of it, the other half his powers don't work for no reason at all.
Dog days really did break a lot of the cliches.
>childhood friend asks the MC which girl in his harem he wants to fuck
>she is interested in him, but isn't jealous or petty
>has a mature talk with the dog princess, her main rival, and they agree that whoever he decides to go with, they want him to be happy"
>You couldn't learn this new move in time, I'll just have to fight him.
The bad end follows.
MC abuses the tsundere verbally whenever she appears.
This genuinely has never been done before, has it?
>character gets wet and sneezes
>"Looks like you caught a cold from someone"
>camera pans up too fast and falls over
>>People are fine the next day.
>pans up, goes to far and makes a full revolution and going back to the MC, who's bewildered by these events
Man, FUCK the beach.
>>The villians are saved by the power of friendship to defeat the MC
Where are your friends hero?
>Shonen MC Tries hard to be like his father, but his dad doesn't really care and wants him to be himself.
>girl wears a long skirt at school
>is a total slut and does paid dating
Step it up.
>>MC is an amputee without prosthetics...
>camera pans to the floor
>MC tries not to be like his father, but ends up the same anyway
>actually uses 'uchi'
And I'm already dating and having sex with my loving caring childhood friend.
>It's not cute at all.
I fucking hate that phrase
pretty much translates to "I want to fuck"
Kuroko no Basket S2 hotspring episode focuses on both
How about GANGSTER STAR?
>MC isn't late to school and eats toast while sitting at home
>>it CAN BE HELPED!
I recommend everyone read this if you haven't, it used to get passed around all the time a while back https://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm
>>MC kills final boss on first episode and the rest of the series is just reconstruction of the world.
>all-powerful eldritch abomination of a god of a villain doesn't give a shit about good and evil
I read that as "tactically rights himself"
I'm now imagining a nip in full OPERATOR gear.
>>The story starts out with an Empire that brings justice and peace to where ever it travels and has all the forces needed to maintain peace.
>>Shows empire's operations to quell hot blooded antagonist with mc powers who want to bring chaos.
>"I sense no intimidating auras whatsoever!"
>Female character MC crushed and perved on for four eps is actually a lesbian
>MC gives her the "Oh" look and walks away
>Completely ignores her for the rest of the series and when she is shown is mostly a sexless background character.
>Ability stated to cause permanent and worsening harm with every use actually causes harm
>Doesn't just make the MC kinda tired for a day
>MC finds himself in a peculiar situation
>someone walks in
>instead of drawing hasty conclusions they ask what happened and the MC answers in a normal tone and everything gets resolved
Harem shows wouldn't even have a plot if people just mastered the art of talking about stuff instead of drawing conclusions. Entire series could have ended within a few episodes.
>MC suspects that the dude is the enemy
>shoots him immediately
JoJo was awesome for that.
Story of my life.
10/10 would watch
>parents working abroad
>grandma minds the house
>when MC brings girls into the house granny friends of grandma join for tea
Character is diagnosed with AIDS.
MC is a janitor in a Japanese highschool of gifted youngsters with super powers...
I don't get paid enough for cleaning up this mess
Wait, are you the guy who got turned down by a lesbian, or the lesbian background character?
>>MC uses thugs to get conflicts resolved.
My mc can't be this Godfather like.
Because parents get in the way of anime shenanigans.
>HU HA HU HA HU HA HU HA
Wasn't that the situation in Nisekoi untill she started craving for the D?
>>Goes to a rich school
>>Not the same school a middle class MC can go to
>Childhood friend tasked to take care of MC while parents are away.
>Relationship is completely platonic and they are of the same gender.
This thread reminds me we need more Guy Jean.
>>MC is not in the Go Home Club at the start of the series.
Guy Jean is my hero
>MC sits in the front of the class
>Childhood friend has a boyfriend
>MC lives with parents who are home
>Love interest falls on MC after getting out of the bath, breaking her wrist and associates the event with MC so she stops hanging out with him
Is a segregated school considered different schools?
>Protagonist joins one of the many established clubs for common hobbies like music or art
>>MC is a normal dad living his life with a shounen protagonist son, a shoujo protagonist daughter, and a seinen protagonist wife.
>>Has to put up with all their stuff...
We saw how well that worked out in K-On or Hyouka.
>>Since Sunday is the day of rest, it never shows what MC did on that day.
Sumika is mai waifu. You have shit taste.
>>A prophecy that a hero will save the world from destruction
>>The demon lord instead does it
tenchi in tokyo?
>and DOES NOT sacrifice his life in the process
>>Female has past of being molested by other females
>>Finds comfort being around men
Holy shit, apparently magic boy's look fucking good
>>Lived for 1000 years...Acts like a grandma instead of a 12 year old.
Isn't that pretty much Maoyuu in a nutshell?
Fuck, Maoyuu in general turns most cliches on their head.
>Guy trips over
>Puts an additional layer of cloth on the girl
madoka did that
>>MC rage to gain super powers
>>Loses control, kills all his friends
>>Villain stops him so he won't harm anyone else.
Would it be fine if you gave me the source?
>character has been alive for throusands of years
>has the body of a 12 year old
>their skin is disgustingly wrinkly and saggy as fuck anyway because immortality doesn't negate the effects of gravity
>>The milf is still flat chested.
>What is Eva
What if they have HIV?
that still wasn't a shooting
You get wrinkly and saggy as you age not because you're old, but because gravity affects your skin over the course of your lifetime and you get wrinkles and sags.
Immortality doesn't negate the effects of gravity. A 2000 year old vampire loli should still be a blubbering sack of wrinkly and saggy skin.
Not even that. A simple "What the fuck?" would suffice. Just stop standing there, mouth agape, like a total dumbass.
>>Alien humanoid female crash lands on your house
>>Government takes her to examine her
>She can protect her own smile.
>All the unimportant background characters have all different colors of hair, from pink to green to blue to orange, etc.
>MC and his friends all have dark brown hair
>MC: I will fight so I can protect my own smile
Take it one step further: They all have black, straight hair in conventional and easy haircuts. They also all have brown eyes.
>Loser MC has a Yandere girl going after him
>He realizes he's not going to do better than the hot but crazy chick who wants him
>Decides to stay faithful to Yandere and live happily ever after.
>And now, for my ultimate technique!
>it doesn't do anything
name a series this happened in
>Teacher is a young woman in her twenties
>She's a completely normal person who doesn't complain about not finding love, getting old, etc.
>Girl has huge tits
>She gets a breast reduction because it's hard to find clothes that fit her and she's had it up to here with the constant backaches
It's odd that the only women who complain about back aches from huge breasts are fat women who would do better with losing weight and getting some exercise.
>"Senpai, your breasts are so big! Can I touch them?"
>*takes them off* "Knock yourself out."
Are you a big-breasted slim woman by any chance? If not you are not the one to talk.
But that's not true at all.
>>Girl walking down crosswalk with traffic against her
>>Car is about to hit girl
>>Driver dies because rather than killing the girl he swerves hitting a pole...
>It's the finale and MC has to choose which of his harem girls he wants to go out with
>Decides "fuck bitches," goes to play video games with his bros
>>MC wins fight, villain ask why he lost
>>Because I'm getting paid for this.
I want to see this.
>Goes for his best male friend instead.
>inb4 Katawa Shoujo
Why was he in a harem in the first place? Isn't this thread reverse clichés? Harem is probably the biggest cliché in anime and manga.
But that is true.
The only women who complain about back aches from having large breasts are fat and lazy women. The other women who get breast reductions just use back pain as an excuse.
That and the whole wanting to wear clothes designed by homosexual males to look cool for other women thing is kind of stupid.
>>MC is the only male in school who doesn't have a harem.
I was in drama club with a girl in high school who was skinny with huge knockers. She complained about back problems.
But that's not true.
And even if it were, so what? If the reduction makes it so that they don't have backaches anymore, good for them. Having a sore back sucks.
it always seemed odd to me how shit 00 is
couldn't they just strip all the equipment and give it a newer set?
>Girl-chan: "MC-kun, please join this club whose members are all girls! We're short one member, and if we don't get one before next week, our club will be shut down!"
>MC-kun: "No thanks, I'm not really interested in the activities this club partakes in, and would rather join something more suited to my own hobbies."
>MC is part of the harem for some girl
>He loses to worst boy
>MC has a harem
>The harem is made up of female clones of MC
what is Midori Days
Sure you did.
But it is true. As for helping with their back problems, that can actually be helped better by losing weight and becoming more active.
But I guess going under the knife is a lot better then skipping a fat slice of cake every once in a while and going for a half hour walk every day
>/a/'s definition of vanilla
>during each route MC and one of the girls get together, fuck and go through a relationship
>when they break up, he gets together with another girl, previous relationships are taken into account, but everyone gets on with their lives
>MC doesn't fuck all the girls by the end
Oh wait, nobody would watch that.
Their love is vanilla.
platonic is optional
everything else is mandatory
>being such a beta faggot that you won't join a club full of sweet bitches
>cast goes to beach
>nobody points out the ocean
Why would you join a club you have no interest in? Just because there are girls doesn't make it worth it and they're just using you.
Well the knife job makes you actually flat which is a state actually more desirable.
>the girl that sounds win actually wins
Apparently you can post on archived threads. Cool.