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Might be slowpoking it, but:

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-03-10/boy-dies-after-imitating-naruto-in-sandbox
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can't unsee
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OH GEE THATS NEWS!
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The sandbox was too DEEP for him.
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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2606450
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I really hope the epic thread from last night gets archived.
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Naruto causes retardedness in people, sadly there's no cure for this. Hope it's b& and taken off the air soon.
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>>10184696
I lol'd. Hard.
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>>10184696
a+ anon.
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Sigh...
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What made me rage was the church starting a fund, collecting money for themselves for someones death, disgusting.
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I'm not even sure if I should read the comments from ANN. Anybody mind fishing for the idiotic ones and posting them here?
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>>10184714
>retardedness
OH THE IRONING
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>>10184696
Oh, lawd
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>>10184725

Isn't the money to pay for his funeral and shit?
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HOLY PENIS WHAT A SCOOP
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>>10184696

Or perhaps it wasn't deep enough. Enough to stimulate the young child to not want to close himself off from reality... in a sea of sand... his own fears of what he must make of his life, should he choose to reemerge.
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pokeslow
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>>10184725

link?
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>>10184726

They're up in arms about how it'll damage their poor animu industry.
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ok so... even i am tired of these threads.
please anon....
stop torturing yourself like this.
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>>10184757
year 0 to 2008.
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>>10184726

Most of them feel sorry for the parents.

I don't. They obviously haven't taught their child common sense.
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>>10184758
Who cares about the amerikan companies?
I'm happy as long as I have my subs.
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>>10184758
Yeah, I saw that much.
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>A memorial fund has been set up for Porter on the Gold Creek Community Church's Web site.

Anyone else worried about how quickly the church capitalised on the boys death?
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>>10184758

Meh, there was crap like this back in the heyday of the Power Rangers with kids getting violent, or dying while emulating them. Hell, it's probably happened a lot further back with other fads. It'll blow over.
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>>10184776
Only if you believe in a mortal human jesus.
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>>10184787
The parents could have started it.
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>>10184790
Underage Naruto fags didn't watch Power Rangers, they weren't born yet.
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>>10184706
I almost died watching that.
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>>10184790
I remember this, some norwegian kid kicked his friend to death and blamed power rangers, swedish television b& Darkwing duck.
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>>10184796

>Anyone else worried about how quickly the parents capitalized on the boys death?
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>>10184780

Do you honestly believe this kid wanted to be buried (and left buried) and that he would gain special abilities if he could do it? 10-year-olds are dumb, but they're not that dumb. His 'friends' are to blame.
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>>10184796
even more worrying tbh.
remember he died 2 days ago.
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>>10184812
you mean his nephews?
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>Do you honestly believe this kid wanted to be buried (and left buried) and that he would gain special abilities if he could do it?
>remember he died 2 days ago
>A memorial fund
>The parents could have started it.

And the plot thickens...
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>>10184812
An autopsy report would probably find something suspicious if that was the case.
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>>10184837
He could have been molested by that creepy preacher in the news report, and said creepy preacher could have wanted to get rid of the evidence.
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So if they bury him in sand now, will he come back to life as a sand ninja vampire?
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>>10184841

What, you mean like asphyxiation?
It's conceivable that five other kids could bury him in the sand without needing to use excess force. Hell, I'll even buy that he was willingly buried in the first place. It's the 'we thought he was playing' and 'we had no idea he couldn't breathe' that worry me.
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>>10184888
>It's the 'we thought he was playing' and 'we had no idea he couldn't breathe' that worry me.
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one less narutofag.
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>>10184977

Are you suggesting that this could have been...MURDER?!
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>>10184741
mind blown
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Playing Naruto. So retarted that it kills you
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>>10185128
>retarded, you are
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I like how in the anime he covers everything but the guys face because he explicitly states it would be a miserable suffocating death, so what do the guys do? Cover his head only.

Best plan evar.
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>>10184732
Just like every other charity, they'll take a tonne of it, not declare how much was given to them, give the family a small amount and claim the rest as costs of labour lol
What do you think happens with those "save a skinny nigger in poor country" foundations?

The church is corrupt and should be ridden from the world, all religion for that fact.
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>>10185276
Agreed.
I like how they use the exact same tactics to save a "skinny nigger" as they do to save a "skinny cat".
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>>10185276

>"save a skinny nigger in poor country" foundations?

Don't forget half of that money goes to brainwashing them while feeding them.
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>>10184696

anon just won the game
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Bereve it!
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OP looks like Jason Mraz.
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>>10185871
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I just wanna say to all the sand village haters out there that we may not have as many ninjas as leaf,but we are the only village to kill people in real life.
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Hey 4chan how do I breathe sand?
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Watch Naruto.



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