Which one of you did this?
It was me and my little sister.
Whoring your dignity out for $5 does sound like what /a/ would do.
>me and my tulpa
that better not be nyanners
My bet is on Taiga
But wait! There's more!
It's too late
It was me, Dio!
And the edge starts creeping in
Always count on Jesus Yamato
This faggot needs to learn how to properly price things.
>I have no real marketable skills but please give me money
These people can make money, but you can't.
They aren't the same people.
There will be DA tier betas that will pay anyway.
The site is called fiverr
>What is Fiverr?
Having a cute voice IS a marketable trait though
>paying money to hear this voice
i hope that is a guy
Generally I don't think they have the equipment even if they have the voice.
You haven't seen anything
Most likely some poor /a/non on hormones.
>im not as shy as my voice is
but she sure is as shit as it good god
>selling links to websites
>Original anime style
The future is already here.
Why are you still 3D anons?
Think about it /a/
You could already BE anime.
Still waiting for "I'll be your friend".
but is it really in a cute little girl voice?
Here it comes.
Nothing says deviantart quite like Sonic.
>Be drawn by a filthy Westerner
>You are suddenly anime
I don't think that's how it works, tovarisch.
Featured = popular?
probably the first thing in this thread i would pay for if a gun was held to my head and i had to buy something
> grill often does loli voice play in /b/ loli threads
> moans and everything
> for free
Autism strikes again.
Do YOU know what a mangaka is, /a/?
wow you are a fucking genius, time to start rolling in the dough. 10 minutes for 5 dollars special 20 bucks gets you an hour.
Ask for guro.
You sound knowledgeable in this, provide links.
>I'm a mangaka
This doesn't even make sense.
It hasn't even begun.
Hey faggots, what's this? I've been reverse image searching but I can't find anything
Are these people crazy or geniuses?
original content pls dont steal
His style is too bland, would not steal OC.
Why haven't you done this, /a/?
Drawfags should start outsourcing
Guro about WoW afk gold farming
Time to get rich.
We should introduce this on /a/ too so all the retarded faggots gather up in one thread and drop dosh so we recommend them some chinese cartoons they might like.
They are visionaries.
Holy shit we can send /v/ to him/her when they come 'round asking for recommendations.
Oh man, what the fuck is wrong with his face?
This has to be /a/'s cheapass doing.
That eye-scorching blue... some of these just can't be serious.
I feel ashamed as his fellow couuntryman.
I wish i knew where he lives so i can slap his face.
Hmm, maybe I should start selling my talentless service too!
But that would mean you're making the recommending faggot richer.
Would you want someone like that person to get rich?
>I will "draw" you
>Using this free website that you could use yourself
>And charge you $5
Someone call the BBB.
Is that mother fucking Metal Slug mission 4?
Even though I like Mark Crilley I just cant in my wildest dreams call him a mangaka
But I would be giving recommendations out too, you also could. We could all get reach from the pleb masses that is to retarded to use google.
You wanna be a duck, Anon?
No need to be jealous, just because he thought of it before you.
Thats actually kinda cool.
Not bad, but too much blush. Worth every dollar.
You really should.
Who says living in a basement watching anime doesn't teach valuable life skills.
New thread when?
I don't remember which mission it is, but yes, it's the first metal slug. Great tastes, anon.
>Anime or Chibi style
>Implying Anime is an art style
>Implying Chibi wouldn't fall under that category
>Implying not Manga
This is damn cute anon
It's like Rog and Tyrone quadrupled the weeb things on fiverr.
would pay 20 bucks a chararter. Do it
So he took a western cartoon character and made it in the "anime" art style.
>furries taking over disney
if you could do sprite sets that'd be amazing
I'm thinking of coloring the eyes as well. I really liked that anon's style. They're very cute.
That is surprisingly cheap for advertising ones work.
100k people? 100,000 people for 5 dollars? Wait i sense something wrong here
>I am a professional illustrator with a 3 year job experience
This is the extent of my abilities so far.
I've yet to learn pixel dithering and gradients.
Are there any dakimakura design artists on that site?
By the way, colored version is $15
Oh hey, /cgl/
Step 1: Give blowjobs
>Step 2: Give lots of blowjobs
That's...not bad for $5.
not too shabby, would like similiar ones to yume nikki i've always wanted to make my own spin off game of that for some reason.
If you are a proper /a/non, you have no excuse for NOT being a millionaire.
So /a/. I'm like to find someone, where if I sent in a picture of myself, they could draw a cute anime girl hugging me. How much would that cost?
Notice how none of them have had any orders.
>Diablo 3 poster
If that's the first thing I notice, it means I'm still in deep trauma.
What the fuck is going on here /a/
A great way to get involved in /cgl/ community
Only for 5 dollars!
>I will teach you how to post on 4chan for $5
what the fuck is this site and why aren't all of you making piles of cash from it already?
I will ban a shitposter for $5.
I doubt anyone on fiverr has a daughteru however.
wait, someone pay this guy.
now i am curious
> I will tell you how to obtain a gold 4chan account for 5$
I don't know if it's still active, the video was made a year ago.
I do, now you don't have an excuse to make a few bucks
>tfw no 4chan gold account
>Elite cannabis enterprises
>Selling your dignity to go to a con
wow you could request some neat stuff for 5 dollars.
Do they except requests for mail order virgins?
>I'm a nerd who likes tumblr and cosplay and I'm trying to get dragon con tickets
Lady you ain't no nerd, you're a depraved furry pervert.
>i am a nerd
I think they do, why else would there be a fun and bizarre section
There is no way he drew that.
Just wait until I make another thread and I'll draw her for free.
He is writing fanfics, and the picture looks like straight from the manga.
make one now then
I don't even know what he is selling, his english is too broken.
Why is /a/ literally the only place interested in anime and manga without these people? How can people so readily throw away what little intelligence they have as soon as their interest and the internet meet?
Just how deep does this hole go...
>6 years of experience
I'm losing my sanity
>In my style
iirc it's not even an exploitable, it's a fucking website.
Can you check if the person got paid? I want to see if there's actual people paying for this shit.
I am surprised that this faggotry took as long as it did to pop up.
What the fuck
More, this is getting spooky.
>that profile picture
That's gotta be an anon. Who else would have "High Impact Sexual Violence" as a profile picture?
All of you NEETs are SHIT.
You can be LITERALLY be making COLD HARD CASH by WATCHING ANIME
Someone do this with bBoku no Pico.
I was thinking the same thing, unless the cutoff text slapped on an image is popular elsewhere.
Jesus christ how horrifying
I wouldn't trust this nigger
He's probably in this thread but won't admit it in fear of being called a faggot.
Is this guy serious, through video chat or actually next to me?
That's actually a huge deal for 5 bucks, professional sites with Korean slaves give you 5k at best.
I actually want this.
Stare into the abyss for too long, and it stares back at you.
>those soulless eyes
You looked for Touhou right?
I found 4kids talent pool
>Please kill me
Do you plebs even know what an AMV is?
This is the /a/ntichrist
...As long as they're from Naruto or Bleach
Its a girl.
>through video chat or actually next to me
>I will sit on skype with you (with webcam if you want) and watch an episode of any anime of your choosing. So ONE episode, maximum length 40min. It has to be subbed in english.
If he is animating and it's his style, it's actually not THAT bad compared to the other shit in this thread.
Don't forget to report illegal botnets
Or go on irc and find a fgt to watch shit with for free.
I don't know how to feel about this, I might do it.
>I will personally crop and save images for you for $5
I'm providing my services for free. I should have been paid at least a thousand dollars.
Be grateful that I'm such a generous person.
Someone do this and see if she's cute.
You're doing a great job, I'm laughing my ass off at this.
Bounty hunter mods
>Created about 1 year ago
It's not just anons trolling. They are real human beans.
Oh yeah, there was something like that, 10 years ago when I was still going on forums.
>wanting to watch anime with some 3DPD girl
>that poorly cropped and placed picture
>wants $5 bucks
I don't know how that site works. Could it be a year old account with a new title/offering?
Someone do it with Bible Black, Boku no Pico, or some other ridiculously obscene H-Anime
holy shit, to be honest I want to steal this idea and actually make money off. Too bad that would never get any buys and if it did i would probably hate it
There are 'joined' and 'created' dates.
This will be my last one.
As much as I'd love to stay, I have a midterm coming up and I sacrificed my law class test just to bring you this thread.
Much love and respect /a/.
I'll try to top this next time.
Does this site accept R18+ stuff? If so I can take a crack at it.
You can always pretend anon
>being on /a/ rather than school
Like a true /a/non.
That Cirno is adorable
Getting $5 for a simple drawing is actually pretty nifty and I want to give it a try, but after seeing all the people that are offering the same shit, I don't even know what to think anymore. I wonder how many of these are actually getting paid.
Is there a way to see which users are getting the most requests?
Make sure you have a microphone that will pic up your fapping, bonus points if you do the video chat option
pretend i enjoy it or pretend someone buys it
I already have been
If you go to the website >>101847127 and go to graphic and design, you can see how many orders they have and completed ones on average.
oic they can create a gig and then change out the title
There are votes and ratings.
this is actually pretty decent for 5 bucks.
I am pretty sure that may be breaking some laws especially if she is under age.
So whos going to do it?
Cirno is always adorable.
Law can go suck my cock
Is there anyone desperate for 3d girl on /a/?
how is this even possible
Why have paid friends, when you can have paid virtual friends?
No one can be this desperate.
how is this possible look at his eye
Facebook is for grandpas.
Twitter is where all the actions at.
But she can't be a TRUE friend.
Holy shit, some people are offering to make 3D models for $5. I'll NEVER EVER want to do that, it's worth way more than that.
probably to sadly honest, but the boku no pico + fap + video might be hilarious, illegal but most of all worth it
You best believe it nerd.
This one's all by different people.
Yes, I've checked. It's a thing.
I'd fuck it.
Not /wg/ tier, but until I draw 100 daughterus, it'll have to do.
At this point, I'm seriously contemplating putting this up on Fiverr, but I don't want to pixel Hinatas or Mikasas all day.
In case you need further proof
First improve a bit.
>Anime manga style
All this botnet
You won't have to, you only need to do them once and send copies to everyone that /r/s them
Welcome to the world economy. 2.0.
Is it actually worth the effort?
I want a strong air conditioner, too bad it's winter
Sounds legit as the goddamn Bible.
Glad to see that all the homies are keeping it real on the internet.
Sounds like it.
your service could be making you quite a lot /a/non
158 votes 9 orders in que
Where is his fiverr?
He would earn crazy money.
I can't tell if this guy is from /a/ or /g/
A lot of it is shit niggas are doing for free to begin with.
Yo. I've seen someone doing similar while I was going through anime searches.
I KOW THIS FUCKING ART.
It's Mio from a k-on hentai game, those kind of games where you dress the character up and change their hair/eye color and then click them to steadily undress them.
There's no difference.
I-i'm working on it.
Is it the black outlines that makes it seem "professional"
Welp, off to gensokyo
Last one for real this time.
I got my test in 30 minutes.
I hope you've been happy with my thread, because I might have to repeat a semester because of it.
he is probably just claiming that to gain more orders.
He could be a crossboarder
I crossboard between /a/, /k/, and /g/
Actually an outline is a lazy (but effective) way to deal with character not blending with the background, sometimes it looks cool, but usually you would rather want to avoid it.
>That one guy charging you to wait 8 days
I keep forgetting the picture.
ten bux for animoots
Who isn't /ak/
I would totally do dramatic readings of explicit doujins for $5.
>Yes. Yes, fuck my urethra-pussy...hard.
I'm a horrible person for laughing.
Forgot to link
I find that too cheap, I've been there before
>great for social media profile pictures
I hope it is, otherwise I've been living my life incorrectly.
Anyone here with experience in the medical field have a idea what exactly is wrong with him?
Have you not seen the thread?
his chromosomes are fucked up anon
>expecting doctors on /a/
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Oy vey! With prices like that, /a/ will run out of business in no time!
No no no.
You have to make MADs. They are so much better than AMVs. The film's been folded over 1,000 times by superior Japanese craftsmen.
You would be surprised by the people who browse /a/.
/a/'s population is fuckheug. I remember talking to an EMT on here a few weeks back.
I thought nerds did good in school.
I like otoMADs
Do I need to show some ID?
>going to school when you could be watching anime
They did till they realized no one likes them, and then became beta NEETs.
Do it faggot.
>She's from Croatia
Does she pay for her plane ticket then?
>implying this isn't Nyanners
I know that feel bro
But people with depressions don't
Wish she'd sing sitting in the car again
Make her dress up as asuka with a sign saying "Yeah, you are fucked up"
Wishing she'd sing lullabies to my dick in the morning.
Like she doesn't already
he's probably just blind
I wish she'd kill herself
It would explain the drawings
Makes way too much sense
Risty, is that you?
i want to fuck nyanners
post the gif where she undress herself
I want to kill the asshole who keeps uploading nyanner's "troll" video on /f/, along with anyone else who links that video.
I didn't think it could actually get worse than kickstarter.
Give it 2 years until Walmart, Facebook, etc big corporates to follow the program.
you mean the potato knishes one?
No, the one where she reads some tsundere troll copy pasta.
Potato knishes is getting annoying as well though.
Why do people browse it? It's just a bunch of shitty amvs.
>it's been 3 years since this video was uploaded
Every now and then something interesting will be uploaded as well. It's a slow board, check it once every couple of hours, you have nothing to lose.
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
Someone must know how to get this guy
He's perfect for this
tonari no kaibutsi
What if you paid 2 different people to watch anime with each other?
Sounds like a potential game show for japanese tv
The greatest love story ever told.
I'm slightly tempted to have one of their translaters to translate a short doujin or something. $5 for 200 words.
But what would you make them watch?
Boku no Pico, what else?
You really think they're legit?
In my professional experience, cheap Japanese translators never know how to read or write Japanese.
Something really awkward. I think a hentai is too predictable, especially Boku no Pico.
Guilty Crown without the sub's.
I bet they don't feel the slightest bit of remorse either.
Why should they?
It's clear that some aren't legit and that some aren't very good, but some look ok. Just random people looking to make a bit of extra money on the side.
Some OVA with surprise rape. Maybe Mezzo Forte.
On a side note, this is where that one video of that black guy talking to /a/ came from. http://fiverr.com/greatgigsguy3/do-a-testimonial-video-at-my-desk-with-monitor