Would you be a cute trap if you could /a/?
I'd FUCK a cute trap, though
Sorry not a faggot
Its how I live my life
and you'll never know!
Real life traps live life day by day without realizing that they are traps so why not?
Who Chihiro here?
If I lose a few pounds I would have the body for it (wider hips than most guys, narrow shoulders), my face is a bit too masculine though.
I think it'd be cool to be a cute trap yet still fuck girls, because liking cocks is gay.
Anyways if I ever tried to become one I would just end being a ungodly abomination worth of the rejection of society, so I'd rather not try.
No because traps in real life are disgusting
If I was 2D cute absolutely. 3D cute...is a much lower standard
Will that attract cute lesbians?
Because I want to be a lesbian.
while 80 % of them are terrible looking monsters some of them look pretty good. What would you do if your best friend were one of the good looking ones and you had to console him over looking so feminine?
Who Ruirui here?
there are no good looking traps in real life, don't kid yourself - they all look like men in one way or another.
Guess I'm a slut then, because I like them all
I fapped to a doujin of him a few minutes ago
It better have been this one. No reason for any alternative once you get this good.
that's the one
i prefer the term shota but i'm sure i could go either way.
despite having my boy-pussy played with i'd prefer to stay with a womani'm 25 btw. my entire family doesn't show age like normal people do.
I wish I could be everyone's slut ;_;
Not even if my life depended on it.
Look at this testosterone filled faggot, I bet you're a normalfag too.
Well, I AM a male, so having testosterone is a given.
>not being the little girl
I'd a 2d trap
I'd become a 2d trap
3d as always is pd
anyone who says yes is a degenerate
op is a faggot as usual
>implying I am not already a trap
I'm growing my hair out so I can do twintails.
And fuck you moot, not having me fill out inkblots doesn't mean you can give me actual pictures of numbers.
>muh /pol/ buzzwords
If I could? Most definitely. I wanna be a cute trap and suck all your cocks.
If we are playing a hypothetical scenario why stop at trap? Wouldn't you rather be a cute little girl?
because penises are olev.
Would you want to be a little girl who happens to have a disgusting vagina or a cute trap with a nice cock?
I'd rather be a trap than a woman because I like my dick and prostate stimulation is great.
Also only fags are attracted to women, and I don't want to go with fags
cute traps are better than real little girls
I'd fuck a cute trap.
>Would you want to be a little girl who happens to have a disgusting vagina or a cute trap with a nice cock?
Ya'll niggas gay
Liking 2D traps isn't gay
I don't think I would ever be able to pull off being a trap. I'm okay with that though. I'd much rather be the prey.
Why is Rui love?
I want to watch gatchaman just for this bitch
In a heart Beat!
Me too. I-I was in part asking for real...
I just can't take seeing any more ridiculously cute contextless gifs of this little shit without even knowing him as a character.
I did exactly that
Turned out the show was fun itself and he was even better than I thought
he is the main character, and probably the only trap in anime who actually does something plotwise
Is the old show relevant at all, or can I just sort of forget it existed?
Its kinda like a reboot, it uses some character names, but other than that, nope, nothing in common
Cool, I'll probably get through this within the week. Then I can love him proper.
I'll also be watching it next week
No... Y-you're making my penis blush...
>be ... cute ... if you could
I see what you did there
ruirui does strange things to my dick
Daily reminder that I want to bury my dick so deep in Rui that whoever removes it will become the next king.
Please don't abuse him
>tfw started taking estrogen/spiro at a young age so i'm literally a cute girl with a dick now
feels so good
Wow, that's _hot_.
Does that stuff like, shrink your dick like crazy?
its like 4 inches erect now? it used to be like 8.
Huh. Like 8 "at a young age?"
I started the pills at 15
Is this a trap too?
Only if I could be 2D.
post panda pls
Well. Trading one impressive asset for another, I guess. Wish I had either.
My favourite trap panda:
>tfw you've been sitting on the fence for years
>tfw you missed your chance and will forever live wondering what could have been
how old are you
My dick would probably disappear if I did that. 2.5" erect ;_;
No, I'd be a cute reverse trap, if I could.
love that bulge worshipping
Note: may also stimulate your heart
That is honestly not too old. Anything after 25 is too old. You still have more than enough of a chance
Still young enough to become a pretty girl. Start now.
>mfw /v/ gets mad at girls who act like bitches and whores but the IRL traps that they choose to worship act the same way if not worse
Aww, anon... If it's any consolation, I'd happily take a beautiful trap with a micro dick.
How about you get the fuck back to /v/?
Yeah seriously that's far from too late, that's plenty of time to really decide and go through with it if you want
And now to get banned for being off topic
Only fat guys get dicks this small
Not to mention estrogen deletes every ounce of sexdrive so some of them become total and shameless cumsluts in the false hope it would light the spark again but it doesn't and when they understand they'll never feel desire ever they kill themselves
>Not to mention estrogen deletes every ounce of sexdrive so some of them become total and shameless cumsluts in the false hope it would light the spark again but it doesn't and when they understand they'll never feel desire ever they kill themselves
This isn't accurate at all. It does kill it for about 6 months, but it comes back with a vengeance afterwards.
I'm not even a third through it and my heart is already diamonds...
>dat h-manga where this guy is in a redlight district and finds out the two prostitutes who were flirting with him are guys
>they give him the cock
>you wish you were that guy getting that cock
You're not thinking about this one, are you?
I'm not a trap though. Even if I was, I'd probably be like Kaname from those doujinshi
Yes, if I could fake so good that I could casually walk into womens changing room it would be worth it.
Past thirty now so no I wouldn't. I would probably look disgusting even if I had the frame to pull it off.
I'll never be cute
I'm to short to do it ;_;
I wouldn't, because I can't view panda.
But it involves Poison.
>too short to trap
Short traps drive me crazy though... As long as they're not proportionally "stubby", I'm into that.
>I want to be the taller half of a height-mismatched couple
This thread silenced quickly
>people even talking about the possibility of 3d traps
>watching gatchaman right now
fuck I wish I watched it with /a/
I could never give away my white, male cis privilege like that.
I'm not white enough to do it
I already have more pantsus than boy underwear.
What does Rui smell like?
probably like fresh lime
>full mind-computer transfer may have been invented until 2045
This is truly a great age to be born in.
>2 inches of penetration
W-would you want me to?
Every time I see this gif thumbnail, it looks like Rui sniffing his own shirt/armpits to see if he has BO.
Then I get sad because I realise that's one more sense with which I'll never experience him. ;_;
The shorter the better when you are a trap
Unleass you are a 1foot midget
If I can't be a little girl, it's the next best thing.
What kind of guy do trap /a/nons want to be fucked by?
Taller than me, and strong enough to manhandle me like it was nothing
no body hair though, that shit is disgusting
I would like to be the real thing, not a pityful imitation.
My ideal body would be androgynous, but I'm not really sure which side of androgynous I'd want to be on.
I do trap sometimes and publicly present myself androgynous with a touch of femme at the moment. My main complaint against myself is that I'm too tall. I'm 6'3" but I do have the figure down though. Wish I was shorter.
I would like to be way more androgynous than I am. I wish I had a more effeminate, but still boyish, build and thin muscle definition.
What I really hate is my body hair, though. I've learned to live with facial hair, but no matter what I do, I can't escape the stubble.
I feel like my hips are actually a pretty good width, but my figure's not fully recovered from a childhood of being fat.
For facial hair it's a matter of how fast it grows and what you can do with makeup. If you plan on being out for half a day, shave right before makeup. You need foundation that matches your skin tone, coverup, and reddish orange lipstick. Blot the lip stick on your stubble and add a layer of foundation, then coverup, and another layer of foundation. That should help a little. For body hair... invest in a bodyshaver and some women's razors for like your legs. The bodyshaver will take care of the rest.
I like traps but I don't like penises that much. It's all about balls and ass.
you cant be androgynous if youre monster sized.
Meanwhile the only thing I have is short height (same height as average female height in my country) and not very wide shoulders
Nigga, you outta be hooping some ball ass, not looking like a girl dawg
You actually gave me good laugh there. I don't think I'm monster sized. I don't have the weight for it. I'm only about 158lbs. I consider anyone over 6'6" as too tall. You can be a tall trap but being a giant trap is a different story. What? Is having the trap taller than you a bad thing?
/a/; traps, crossdressing, and boypussy
guess I'll have to consider suicide
or wearing a skirt
Trap height stops at 5'7
Uh, are you actually taking /fit/'s standards for height seriously?
No, I'm not a degenerate
No. Not really.
This kind of makes me think what trap height ranges are?
4'8 - 5'7
and the lowest end needs to be asian to work, otherwise you are just a midget
There are plenty of tall attractive women out there. Traps are judged by different standards, but if you can look cute being tall is a relatively minor inconvenience.
I would say it could go up to 5'9'', as that's average male height, whereas average female height is 5'4''. Girls tend to range from 5'9'' to 4'8'' as a result
Anime and porn games inspired me to let my hair grow.
The facial hair kinda gets in the way of my girlyness though.
My skin is awful... I'm too old and I'm fat. I can't ever be the cum dump boypussy I want to be.
Shave regularly and take this >>101856590
into consideration as well.
A thing about hair though: get it cut at a salon on a regular basis and go towards having a feminine cut. Long hair can easily look terrible but if you take of it with beauty store (i.e. Ulta or any salon product) and cut it just right with layers and bangs then you will have nice hair.
Soon I'm joining the ranks of /a/nons to watch this show just for this beautiful cunt, despite the fact that I hear its actually good on its own merit.
Could the same be said of this trap? Is he worth playing/watching Stein's Gate for?
Then work on it.
I'm 5'10" and I seem to pass well. People tell me I'm cute and I don't seem to get any strange looks when I'm out as a girl. I still wish I was shorter though.
Passing is really mostly about the neck up. If your face pegs you as a dude, having an absolutely bombshell body or being super petite isn't really going to make up for it. And as for your body, it's really about proportion and size. You can be 5' tall and be a dwarf mode stout thick dude with a flat figure and you can be my height and have a lithe hourglass figure. It really depends on the person.
You might be disappointed in Steins;Gate if you watch it only for Ruka. It stands amazingly well on its own.
Yeah S;G is alright, even though the middle of the series is a real fucking drag to get through
Ruka isn't in it that much and in it as a boy even less
>Still no chapter 11
Do you think if we all bombarded Katou jun's email/twitter with dicks he would start working on it?
or would do the opposite effect and make his dick lust even higher
Hato is the best.
>Stout and have too much hair to pass for a trap
>King of manlets so I'll always be mocked for it
Can't wait for transhumanism, I'll get an old fashioned robot body.
Just shave/epilate/wax it out
its not hard anonI do it every week
You guys are gay
I think I could become a cute trap easily, and would, if I could move away somewhere and start a new life.
Katou Jun is too busy "researching"
MadaxHato doujins when
Ruka is my waifu but I guess it all depends on whether or not Ruka is your thing.
I think that Ruka is worth watching and playing Steins;Gate for. Heck the story and other characters are more than worth it anyway. Torrent the game or watch the anime and go from there.
Major spoilers ahead:
Ruka is a trap but the story will come to prove that Ruka wishes that he was born a girl because he would feel better that way as well as not feeling disgusted with his feelings towards Okabe. Okabe does some timeline manipulation to fulfill Ruka's wish to be female. It works and Ruka is a girl now. However, things go awry the more that Okabe manipulates timelines and he is forced to correct them. This does mean undoing Ruka's female gender. Ruka and Okabe go on a date because she wants to at least remember the feeling of finally being able to be with Okabe. The anime continues from there plot-wise as Okabe undoes the timeline manipulation concerning Ruka. However there is an ending in the main VN where Okabe can't continue undoing people's wishes as he hurts them by doing so and he can't do it to Ruka. This causes tragic events to play out as they are destined to do because of his manipulation. Ruka feels incredibly guilty because she is now an accomplice to his decision and knowing that being female is a factor in these bad events. She decides to time leap to make up for some things that she neglected to do in the story and gets closure on things. Ruka and Okabe decide to live their lives looking forward. It ends with Ruka and Okabe having a child.
Its not gay if the cock is feminine.
>am 6'3 myself
>the shortest of family bar my mother
Well that's what I get for being Dutch I guess.
There's more tall traps in this thread? Not that I'm complaining.
Not a trap, just one who enjoys these threads and everything surrounding it a lot.
being 6'3, having shoulders wider than a door and facial hair which pops up when you turn around sort of ruins things like those.
It's funny though how most of the people who want the trap life are ill suited for it
You haven't seen any cute cocks have you, anon? Look at some trap doujins and get back to us.
No, I'd cuddle one.
Nah, Im 5'4, and my biggest problem is the whole stigma against it
Then how would 'one' go about removing said stigma?
I say 'one' because obviously 1 person aint gonna change a damn thing.
How does one convince the normal society that everyone should be able to wear every piece of clothing
It wouldn't work with my physique.
And it's not that I really want to be a trap, I'm just a bit butthurt that to society, I'm a botched man.
Sweeden is doing something, not with the right intentions, but they are doing it
I say we sit back and watch if they either destroy their males completely or actually make trapping acceptable
We had a thread about this earlier.
It got scanned? did some one upload the raws?
>mistaken for a girl all the time
>just want to be a manly man like my asshole father
I used to trap but I stopped taking care of myself as much as I did, and one day I ordered a sweater and put it on and realized I didn't look very good anymore. It made me a bit sad. When I'm not as busy I'll try to get my trap body back
I have cute clothes, pantsu and wig. Only thing missing is makeup.
>look like a lumberjack complete with a thick red beard and popeye tier forearms
>buy yourself a dress over internet
>huge pecs, thick chest hair in the decolletage, waist doesn't fit properly at all, that fucking bulge
>take it off
>sit in the corner naked and cry
wanna trade bodies?
Nao getting the D, finally!
you're all faggots, and I appreciate those of you that are cute.
I've noticed quite a few tall traps in these threads recently. Was talking to nice one a good few days ago too, in the last trap thread.
Sure. You have the machine?
tfw no dominant fujoshi to trap for
I wish you people wouldn't do this to me. I try to stay away from these threads but sometimes I just can't help it. Submissive /a/nons turn me on so much
>wanting to be with fujoshit
I'm 6'1 and I use my long smooth legs to my advantage.
Still sucks though
>cut off balls
>become hideous mutant
>contribute to white genocide
>not wanting to be with another trap anon or a /fit/ anon that can lift you up with one arm
>all this blogging
Holy shit yes
>long smooth legs
I'm properly envious. I think out of everything about my body my body hair is the first thing I'd want to change. Smooth sounds amazing.
>No dominant, muscled and bearded top to manhandle you without any concern for your pleas to slow down and be gentler.
More like HatoxMada
forgot the 1ft difference in between you and him
I thought that was a given.
Any Hato is good.
You just gotta shave and epilate and such. It's a chore but it's worth it. Rubbing lotion on smooth skin after you're done feels so good. It makes me really hard every time I do it
Cheesus Grist guys(?)
mod is no fun
Well, I cherish the time we have together anyway. Stay classy, trap/a/nons...