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What does sweaty waifubutthole taste like, /a/?
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Heaven
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Sweaty butthole.
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heaven
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sweat and poop
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>>101833347
congrats OP. You accurately described /a/ in one post.
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Like a sweaty butt.
Seriously, why do people fantasize about going ass to mouth. It's fucking disgusting.
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>>101833404
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>>101833439
>not loving every part of your waifu
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>>101833484
Even if I love it, it doesn't mean I want to put my mouth on it.
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>>101833439
Clerks 2 description of ass to mouth is not the real one.
Also, you just don't get it
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>>101833439
I see you've never done it
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>>101833529
Suit yourself. I'd put my mouth on every square inch of her body.
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sweaty butthole

but it doesn't matter because sweaty girls are hot and buttholes are hot. I'd go to town.
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>>101833439
>Ass to mouth is disgusting
IRL? Yea maybe.

But these are waifu we're talkin about
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>>101833529
What if your waifu had a penis? You wouldn't blow her?
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>>101833538
>Clerks 2
Holy shit, they made a second one?
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>>101833635
>penis
>her
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>>101833635
Anyone who wouldn't blow their futa waifu doesn't deserve a waifu in the first place.
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>>101833635
I would swallow. Then lick it clean afterwards.
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>>101833662
Im gonna need sauce

for science
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heaven
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Clammy pls
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Remember the days when we could post hentai as long as we spoil it?
I have plenty of sweaty buttholes I want to share with you guys
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>>101833823
Check the fucking filename.
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Tastes like chicken.
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My waifu doesn't sweat you fucking retard
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My waifu's smells like wild life.
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>>101833851
Clammy's still around? I miss him, he was my nigga
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It tastes like sweaty ass, but it's my waifu's sweaty ass so I enjoy every taste
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>>101833920
he's still around, he just went back to being anonymous
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>>101833983
Why though?
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>>101834038
We are all assmen now.
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pretty sure my waifu neither sweats nor shits so I'd imagine it'd taste the same as the rest of her body.
Shit, I'm not even sure if she has an asshole.
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>>101834061
>implying
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>>101833744
Futa a shit tho
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I'm pretty sure my waifu neither sweats nor shits so I'd imagine it'd taste the same as the rest of her body.
Shit, I'm not even sure if she has an asshole.
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Does anyone remember that one panda where a sister in spats falls asleep from track practice and the brother ravages her sweaty butt?
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>>101833635
>What if your waifu had a penis

Then I would find a new waifu
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Your waifu shits, has periods, and smells bad in the morning.

Deal with it.
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>>101834456
I love it, because I love her.

Deal with it
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>>101834170
>>101834456
Nah, pretty sure she doesn't do any of those things.
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>>101834456
My waifu doesn't even exist, you dumbass.
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Would you let your waifu fuck your ass?
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>>101834687
I'd let her do pretty much anything.
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I'm fine with waifu butthole, but why do some much hentai have the girl eat the guy asshole. Seems gross for both sides.
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>>101834746
How is it any more gross then a guy eating a girl's ass out? Its pleasurable for both to have it done.
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pocky
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>>101834828
Why would it taste like pocky? Does she shove them up her as or something?
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>>101834795
Because a guy's asshole is disgusting?
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>>101834795
Girl butts are tasty, man butts are nasty.
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>>101834905
Sexist asshole
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>>101834887
They make great anal dildos.
You don't have to worry about cleaning yourself because you can't tell when shit gets on them anyway.
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>tfw waifus will never really exist
>tfw only 3DPD no one wants
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>>101835034
>no one wants
Except retards.
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>>101834930
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>>101834989
I think they would make pretty poor anal dildos being so thin and fragile. Well, I guess it's no big deal if it breaks since it'd be easy to poop out.
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>>101835232
Just use a whole bunch at once.
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>>101834746
Yes because women have naturally clean, hairless assholes, and men are incapable of shaving and washing their assholes
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>>101835283
At least we all like to believe.
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>>101834902
Lol, do you know how hairy a female asscrack can get?
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>>101835283
>shaving your asshole
Having fun when the hair starts to grow back in.
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>>101834255
>Find a new waifu

If she's replaceable then she wasn't your waifu to begin with.
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>>101835283
>>101835436
>not waxing your asshole
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>>101835436
I've done it for 10 years. I don't know what you're referring to.
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>There are people ITT defending male asses while putting down female asses
This is not the /a/ I know
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>>101834547
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>>101835483
Yeah waxing is the way to go.
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>>101835264
this conversation between you two is fuckin weird
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>>101835283
I do it. I don't like the idea of poop getting on the ass hairs then when wiping it just smears to the next until you're wiping your whole ass.
improbable, but I don't like those odds
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>>101835483
>Not doing electrolysis on your asshole
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>>101835066
So, life is about choosing between being a retard or an autist?

Easy
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>>101835283
>women
>clean, hairless assholes

They're hairy as fuck.
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Have you ever swallowed your own semen?
I just did, and my stomach is feeling queasy.
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like love
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>>101836385
Drink some water? Semen is naturally basic maybe that'll neutralize it.
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>>101836385
One time i accidentally shot some of my load into my own mouth. That was weird.
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>>101836510
I've been drinking a bottle of water ever since, I didn't expect my semen to have such a snotty texture, it kind of stuck to the back of my throat.
>>101836575
I was trying to perform autofellatio. I managed to get my dick close enough to my mouth to lick it before I just jerked off and forced myself to swallow it before the regret kicked in
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>>101836575
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>>101836385
Why? Why would you fucking do that?
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>>101836650
>I managed to get my dick close enough to my mouth to lick it before I just jerked off and forced myself to swallow it before the regret kicked in
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>>101834061

>assgirls

Fix'd
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>>101836385
That must mean you're pregant now
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>>101836650
Did you eat anything funky? That can affect the quality of semen.
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>>101836754
Yeah, man.
Do the Hal-asana yoga position for like, 15 seconds then relax yourself and do it again
after doing it like, four times I found my spine to be flexable enough to get close enough to not only lick, but rub on my nose.
>>101836755
Because why not?
>>101836831
Nah, I've been trying to have a healthy diet recently. I've cut down on junk food and soda and been drinking a lot more water.
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/a/
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>>101833886
>answering questions on /a/
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>>101836919
>to get close enough to not only lick, but rub on my nose
Are there any mountains left to conquer Anon-kun?
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>>101836755


Not him but I did it once when I was younger to see what it tasted like.


It didn't taste good at all and left this weird gritty feeling in the back of my throat.
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>>101833823
Chromosome shortages - The thread
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>>101834547
How are you supposed to come back to this.
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>>101836977
I've gotta manage to get it in my mouth too.
It's pretty good progress considering this is the first day I've tried. I plan on maintaining an exercise routine to make my neck and spine more flexable in order to more easily get it in my mouth. I also learned that the clear shit that comes out before you cum tastes better than actual semen
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>>101835539
>the /a/ he knows isn't gat
Wrong dimension champ.
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>>101837097
>I've gotta manage to get it in my mouth too
At least you have goals Anon, that's a lot more than many other folks.
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>>101835539
>the /a/ he knows isn't gay
Wrong dimension champ.
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>>101837227
I've finally found a goal in life, I feel so alive
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>>101837097
The boy grew up to have big dreams.
Humanity manifest.
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>>101833347
Peaches
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>>101837356
Because they're fuzzy?
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It smells like flowers.
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>>101837407
yeah
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>implying she sweats
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>>101837465
I hoped you would say because nectarines are shit.
But that works.
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There was a time where we shared how we fapped, now we're talking about our hairless assholes

The times they are a changin'
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>>101837555
I've always imagined licking an ass cheek is similar to licking an unpeeled peach
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>>101837591
You've never licked an ass cheek?
Oh wait.
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>>101837759
Have you?
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>>101837797
I don't even remember, maybe 6-7 years ago.
But teen girl ass isn't hairy.



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