Post 10:45 of the last anime you watched.
It now describes your sex life.
Seki-kun isn't long enough.
I guess he's my husbando now.
I don;t know what this means but I think it's bad
Pick the anime before Seki-kun.
My sex life is akin to a women buttfucking a lion?
You're a pussy who takes it from behind.
I don't get it.
Well, this was unexpected. Yes, he's looking at his junk.
All Seki-kun watchers don't have a sex life.
Lions n shit
Oh god, does this mean I become a furry? or just a beastfag
What's amazing, tho?
What am I doing here?
I hope thats a good thing...
I don't understand
Neither do you apparently
My on is actually 10.45
The other one is 10.44
Check the filenames
Does this mean I am gay /a/?
Looks accurate to me.
This could have been worse.
>all of /a/ don't have a sex life
Fixed that for you.
How should I take this?
So you've ripped through the hymen of her navel, huh?
You're going to rub your fingers all over your instrument tonight.
>watching shit anime
this outta be good.
Does a live action adaptation of a manga count?
If not, it's this >>101831575.
I think I'm good.
Your sex life is composed of watching other people do it. Yeah, sound accurate.
So you don't have a sex life because lesbians.
Hey, at least I got a "she".
I'm scared now
You're watching Ace of the Diamond. It's like you were asking for it or something.
>episode about sleeping beauties
>get the most generic screenshot possible
Yeah, I guess in a meta way, it perfectly describes your sex life.
Ace of Diamond is excellent what are you on about, then again I have a soft spot for sports related anime
The woman leaves you and an old guy approaches you instead.
tons of fun am i rite
Can't say this is what I was hoping for.
>Seki-kun isn't long enough.
That's what she said.
ayo circus time bitches
Judging by that picture, you'll be fucking everything but a girl.
So I get to be with Hilda? It's really sad sex?
>streaming fucking legend of the galactic heroes
This is a crime against humanity, holy shit.
It's NTR sex. You watch her have sex with all the soldiers while you're tied up and ball-gagged.
It means you should kill yourself.
You get to have your pick of seven little boys.
You become a lesbian, obviously.
Is it really over already?
Paddle faster, I hear shamisen music
I'm okay with this.
Congrats. A little girl is serving as the pitcher to your catcher, plus she's handling your ball.
What's wrong with her ass?
Delinquents find it frightening and surprising.
>I didn't realize it could get that small!
>It's like a baby's penis!
>That's way smaller than mine, and I'm Japanese!
I guess I'm on the bottom end of /ss/
>teh erect rei
So, sex with truckers for money while the security guard watching the video feed of the parking lot faps? Or am I the security guard?
You get turned on by CCTV videos of trucks.
Is this what being Mari feels like?
Eh? Eh? Eh?
You've flatlined in every way possible.
No need for explanations there.
sadly very accurate.
Fuck this shit.
This is gonna work out well.
Lorena Bobbitt, huh?
>a dick being chopped off
Serves you right, pedophile!
"It is but a flesh wound."
That wasn't 10:45.
Well, maybe this means I'll beg the older sister of my closest friend for sex
I...I'm not really sure what she meant when she said this.
>Huh? What sex life?
>white splotches in the darkness
A perfect description if I've ever seen one.
I knew it was going to be bad, but this makes it feel like reality itself is laughing in my face.
Right on the dot.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
what's with that arararararararagi's moe face?
ffs forgot image
>tfw I fucked so many chicks, all their houses start to look the same
the episodes are only 3 minutes long
Stop complaining about getting multiple hookers.
They can't handle my dick
>Lupin entering a tight, dark corridor
I don't like the implications of this.
Should be amusing.
yeah I use vlc big whoop
>not using the BDs for Utena
>using yellow subs
>not the Beatles
A friend is letting me borrow their box set, since downloading is hard when you live out in the country.
The yellow reminds me of what it was like to be under golden sun.
well, i suppose it makes sense.
This was an error, right?
what a coincidence.
and we are both not so lucky in this matter.
yep. wrong folder, same file name.
Sounds about right.
OH NO! I'M INEXPLICABLY INFLATING AGAIN!
I swear I'm not a furry
>As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting
I honestly tried to like this anime, but I thought it was just awful.
I just finished watching OniAi and that was pretty bad too.
Any suggestions on what to watch next?
Oregairu, Valvrave or Date a Live
God fucking dammit.
Puppa its not that long anon sorry
Yeah, that's about right.
Yes why am I getting motivated about my sex life at all...I should just kill myself
I'm not sure what to make of this
Fuck you OP, not only is this depressingly accurate, but if you had made it 10 seconds later, I would've gotten mai waifu.