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Post 10:45 of the last anime you watched.

It now describes your sex life.
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Seki-kun isn't long enough.
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Huh.
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I guess he's my husbando now.
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>>101830722
This.
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I don;t know what this means but I think it's bad
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>>101830722

Pick the anime before Seki-kun.
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My sex life is akin to a women buttfucking a lion?
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Aww yeah.
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>>101830641

YES! YES!
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>>101830991

You're a pussy who takes it from behind.
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>>101831019
heh
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>>101831048
Ah. True.
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I don't get it.
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close
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2kinky4me
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Well, this was unexpected. Yes, he's looking at his junk.
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>>101830722

All Seki-kun watchers don't have a sex life.
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>>101830919
>>101831298
lrn2screencap
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Lions n shit

Oh god, does this mean I become a furry? or just a beastfag
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What's amazing, tho?
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What am I doing here?
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>>101831399
see
>>101831048
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>>101831399
>>101830991

Wut?
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I hope thats a good thing...
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I don't understand

>>101831298
Neither do you apparently
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>>101831459
My on is actually 10.45

The other one is 10.44

Check the filenames
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>>101831473
MMMMM

mac bro
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>>101830765

RELEASE!
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Does this mean I am gay /a/?
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...
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>>101831575
>colors
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>>101831637

Looks accurate to me.
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Magi 19
This could have been worse.
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>>101831346

>all of /a/ don't have a sex life

Fixed that for you.
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How should I take this?
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>>101831717

So you've ripped through the hymen of her navel, huh?
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>>101831740

You're going to rub your fingers all over your instrument tonight.
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>>101831740
>watching shit anime
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this outta be good.
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Does a live action adaptation of a manga count?
If not, it's this >>101831575.
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I think I'm good.
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>>101831900

Your sex life is composed of watching other people do it. Yeah, sound accurate.
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>>101831900
So you don't have a sex life because lesbians.
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>>101831781
Hey, at least I got a "she".
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I'm scared now
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>>101832085

You're watching Ace of the Diamond. It's like you were asking for it or something.
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>>101831485

>episode about sleeping beauties
>get the most generic screenshot possible

Yeah, I guess in a meta way, it perfectly describes your sex life.
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>>101832134
Ace of Diamond is excellent what are you on about, then again I have a soft spot for sports related anime
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Well?
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fun
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>>101831853

The woman leaves you and an old guy approaches you instead.
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>>101831408

It's sarcasm.
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tons of fun am i rite
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Can't say this is what I was hoping for.
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>>101830722
>Seki-kun isn't long enough.

That's what she said.
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ayo circus time bitches
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>>101832455

Judging by that picture, you'll be fucking everything but a girl.
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So I get to be with Hilda? It's really sad sex?
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>>101832553
>streaming fucking legend of the galactic heroes
This is a crime against humanity, holy shit.
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>>101832553

It's NTR sex. You watch her have sex with all the soldiers while you're tied up and ball-gagged.
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I don't get it.
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pretty much
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hm
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>>101832553

>streaming

It means you should kill yourself.
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>>101832622

You get to have your pick of seven little boys.
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>>101832691
You become a lesbian, obviously.
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Is it really over already?
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>>101830995
Paddle faster, I hear shamisen music
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I'm okay with this.
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Uh oh.
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>>101833253

Congrats. A little girl is serving as the pitcher to your catcher, plus she's handling your ball.
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Eh.
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>>101833091

What's wrong with her ass?
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>>101830641
Delinquents find it frightening and surprising.
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>>101833397

>I didn't realize it could get that small!
>It's like a baby's penis!
>That's way smaller than mine, and I'm Japanese!
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I guess I'm on the bottom end of /ss/
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>>101833322

>teh erect rei
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Kanbaru please
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So, sex with truckers for money while the security guard watching the video feed of the parking lot faps? Or am I the security guard?
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>>101833572

You get turned on by CCTV videos of trucks.
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Is this what being Mari feels like?
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Eh? Eh? Eh?
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>>101833715

You've flatlined in every way possible.
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>>101833854

No need for explanations there.
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sadly very accurate.

;_;
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Fuck this shit.
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>>101834049
Ouch.
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This is gonna work out well.
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>>101834049

Lorena Bobbitt, huh?
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Yep.
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heh
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>>101834049
>a dick being chopped off
Serves you right, pedophile!
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Ahh shit.
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>>101834209

"It is but a flesh wound."
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>>101834209
That wasn't 10:45.
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Well then.
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Well, maybe this means I'll beg the older sister of my closest friend for sex
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I...I'm not really sure what she meant when she said this.
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>Huh? What sex life?
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>>101836087

>white splotches in the darkness

A perfect description if I've ever seen one.
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I knew it was going to be bad, but this makes it feel like reality itself is laughing in my face.
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>>101837224
Right on the dot.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>101831032
what's with that arararararararagi's moe face?
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>tfw I fucked so many chicks, all their houses start to look the same
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I cant
the episodes are only 3 minutes long
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>>101837269
>them

Stop complaining about getting multiple hookers.
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They can't handle my dick
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>Lupin entering a tight, dark corridor
I don't like the implications of this.
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Should be amusing.
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>>101831637
>piss bottles
Oh Shiroe...
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yeah I use vlc big whoop
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>>101838197
>not using the BDs for Utena
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>>101838197

>using yellow subs
>not the Beatles
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Not good.
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>inb4 AoT
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>>101838235
A friend is letting me borrow their box set, since downloading is hard when you live out in the country.
>>101838285
The yellow reminds me of what it was like to be under golden sun.
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well, i suppose it makes sense.
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>>101838464
This was an error, right?
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>>101834049
what a coincidence.

and we are both not so lucky in this matter.
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;_;
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>>101838505
yep. wrong folder, same file name.
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>Regret
Sounds about right.
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Neat
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OH NO! I'M INEXPLICABLY INFLATING AGAIN!
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I swear I'm not a furry
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>>101838743
>As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting
Also BDSM.
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I honestly tried to like this anime, but I thought it was just awful.

I just finished watching OniAi and that was pretty bad too.

Any suggestions on what to watch next?
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>>101839049
Oregairu, Valvrave or Date a Live
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Oh my
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God fucking dammit.
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doubt it
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Puppa its not that long anon sorry
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Yeah, that's about right.
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Yes why am I getting motivated about my sex life at all...I should just kill myself
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I'm not sure what to make of this
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>>101830641
Fuck you OP, not only is this depressingly accurate, but if you had made it 10 seconds later, I would've gotten mai waifu.

Fuck you.



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