my Cirno sense are tingling
Cirno, would you?
If you can solve this riddle, Ill give you 500 Dozos
Do Not Want
Sounds interesting, lets raise the stakes.
If I lose, Ill give 2000 of my blood, if I win, give me 20,000 Dozos
Chicken or the Egg, which came first?
Now the DOZOs.
The chicken obviously since eggs can't evolve.
Neither. Suzumiya Haruhi made both at the same time.
You know how the chicken is parent and egg is the child? And mayonaise is made out of eggs too?
I called it the relative bowl.
Wrong. The amount of change that takes place in your dna after birth is minuscule compared with that which takes place prenatally. So ONLY the egg can evolve.
And then Akagi was a dead.
However, my good sir, according to metaphysics an egg cannot retain or produce substantial DNA to invoke an sort of evolution until into their later years.
An egg in its first stages of development is a single cell. In this single cell it is much easier to mutate the dna and affect the whole organism. Also allot of the genes are decided by the parents.
The egg came first as the chicken was just a freak baby from some chicken like parents.
According to metaphysics, the form of the ideal egg came first.
Plato agrees, don't bother him about it.
I find this statement to be very morbid. I shudder whenever i hear it.
/a/ - Philosophy and Metaphysics
Only the night shift though.
where the hell is my archnemesis Cirno?
" With every rule, there is an exception "
- Mark Twain
Most eggs can't hatch unless they're incubated. Incubation is generally done by one or both parents of the egg.
Since few eggs can incubate themselves, the chicken is the most likely answer.
that one is no exception
>" With every rule, there is an exception... Except the one I just said. That one has no exception "
>- Mark Twain
its a starfish
CIRNO THAR YOU ARE
Except the chicken had to be hatched from its own god damned egg retard. The egg was incubated by one of the chickens prehistoric ancestors.
That was the point, when he said it. An intentional paradox. You don't give Twain enough credit.
STARFISHES LAID THE EGSS.
Back to the point.
This sentence is false.
Oh god, why do i get this uncomfortable feeling of being at a party for a gay friend who only invited a few other gay friends. So that you're the only straight guy in the room and you keep getting weird looks from the other guys and they're much too engrossed in their own conversations and the tension in the air is palpable and its very awkward.
That can be made non-paradoxical by the assumption that all statements contain an implicit assertion that the speaker believes them to be true. In which case it is not a paradox, but rather a lie.
This statement is a lie.
CIRNO YOU'RE ALIVE?!
Come back to /jp/ ;_;
Your mother is a whore.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
That one's also a lie. Which sounds weird as fuck, but is perfectly logical.
What's this about chicken and eggs?