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my Cirno sense are tingling
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>>10182101
Cirno, would you?
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If you can solve this riddle, Ill give you 500 Dozos
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>>10182168
Do Not Want
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>>10182168
Sounds interesting, lets raise the stakes.
If I lose, Ill give 2000 of my blood, if I win, give me 20,000 Dozos
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>>10182192
Chicken or the Egg, which came first?
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>>10182206
Egg
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>>10182211
WRONG
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>>10182206
My penis.

Now the DOZOs.
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>>10182206
The chicken obviously since eggs can't evolve.
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>>10182211
Mreh, s'true...
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DOZO
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>>10182206
Neither. Suzumiya Haruhi made both at the same time.
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>>10182229
You know how the chicken is parent and egg is the child? And mayonaise is made out of eggs too?
I called it the relative bowl.
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>>10182232
Wrong. The amount of change that takes place in your dna after birth is minuscule compared with that which takes place prenatally. So ONLY the egg can evolve.
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>>10182248
DOZO
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>>10182168
>>10182192
>>10182206
>>10182211
>>10182220
>>10182229
>>10182248

And then Akagi was a dead.

The End.
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>>10182260
However, my good sir, according to metaphysics an egg cannot retain or produce substantial DNA to invoke an sort of evolution until into their later years.
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>>10182232
An egg in its first stages of development is a single cell. In this single cell it is much easier to mutate the dna and affect the whole organism. Also allot of the genes are decided by the parents.

The egg came first as the chicken was just a freak baby from some chicken like parents.
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>>10182248
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>>10182290
According to metaphysics, the form of the ideal egg came first.

Plato agrees, don't bother him about it.
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>>10182248
I find this statement to be very morbid. I shudder whenever i hear it.
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/a/ - Philosophy and Metaphysics
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>>10182318
That's right.
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>>10182318
Only the night shift though.
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where the hell is my archnemesis Cirno?
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" With every rule, there is an exception "

- Mark Twain
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Most eggs can't hatch unless they're incubated. Incubation is generally done by one or both parents of the egg.

Since few eggs can incubate themselves, the chicken is the most likely answer.
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>>10182346
that one is no exception
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>>10182346
>" With every rule, there is an exception... Except the one I just said. That one has no exception "

>- Mark Twain
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(PROTIP)
its a starfish
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>>10182359
CIRNO THAR YOU ARE
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>>10182352
Except the chicken had to be hatched from its own god damned egg retard. The egg was incubated by one of the chickens prehistoric ancestors.
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>>10182355
>>10182359
That was the point, when he said it. An intentional paradox. You don't give Twain enough credit.
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STARFISHES LAID THE EGSS.
/topic

Back to the point.
>>10182101
>>10182117
well?
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This sentence is false.
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>>10182359
>>10182368
Oh god, why do i get this uncomfortable feeling of being at a party for a gay friend who only invited a few other gay friends. So that you're the only straight guy in the room and you keep getting weird looks from the other guys and they're much too engrossed in their own conversations and the tension in the air is palpable and its very awkward.
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>>10182394
That can be made non-paradoxical by the assumption that all statements contain an implicit assertion that the speaker believes them to be true. In which case it is not a paradox, but rather a lie.
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>>10182415
This statement is a lie.
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>>10182359
CIRNO YOU'RE ALIVE?!
Come back to /jp/ ;_;
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>>10182422
Your mother is a whore.
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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
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>>10182422

That one's also a lie. Which sounds weird as fuck, but is perfectly logical.
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What's this about chicken and eggs?



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