> You get to participate in the 6th Grail War.
> You summoned your servant.
> It's this guy.
What happens next?
I'd peg him as a Rider. Mofuckin Panzer Force.
But that is Nyarlathotep. If you summon a True Demon then you win, that's all.
lovecraft pls go
Charisma through the roof.
>the fucking retard who thought the god damn Maus was a good idea
>with the success of German armor forces
Dear sweet fuck no. Guderian and Rommel are responsible for that shit. Hitler was utterly incompetent at anything vaguely military. Every time he micro managed his general staff it ended poorly.
I'll post my obligatory Saber choice.
Or Berserker, if you want everything to die miserably instead of just rapidly.
probably high intelligence too
wisdom not so much
>tfw just watched downfall
That scene were he was giving the medal's to the little kids made me feel bad for a guy who I shouldn't be feeling bad for
But it's true, that's not Hitler.
Well then, meet my Caster.
He challenges your Rider to a game of Mahjong.
But thanks to Urobuchi and with the new info on True Demons, Lovecraft is now canon in Nasuverse.
did someone say high-stakes mahjong?
I thought demons couldn't be summoned as Servants anyways, only heroes and anti-heroes?
His NP is Kill la Jews?
I thought it was Promise not to Invade Country but Invade Anyways
this is true.
would nyarlathotep be the strongest entity in fate?
not even demonbane could be nyarlathotep
1. he can't be summoned
2. he is not hitler
3. who he really is can't be summoned either
4. fuck off shitposter
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Didn't we have this thread just recently or something? What happened to the guy that was going to make all the Saber screens using Link?
> Didn't we have this thread just recently or something?
The autists from a certain board love to repeat their offtopic shitposting threads eternally
why couldn't he be summoned even if he was hitler? i thought only truly evil people couldn't be summoned.
Avenger supposedly ascended to the throne by being the evildump of a village why couldn't a true hero like Hitler be summoned?
You'd get Hitler, but she'd look like this. And like Nero, history had misunderstood her.
Nobody from within the last 200 years.
I'm fine with this, do we get mana trasfer scenes?
Welcome to /pol/
You'll be feeling that a lot more as time goes by
Use my command seal and have him go door to door apologizing to every jew on the planet.
I thought that was just the pattern, not the rule. After all, Emiya.
Win the war
>master is shirou "pls don't hurt people" emiya
he already has the grail.
>Shirou being "pls don't hurt people"
Buy the PC version.
>Divinity not EX
Are you even trying?
Emiya cheated due to being a Counter Guardian. Mother fucker's from THE FUTURE for fuck's sake.
>we will never get a hitler route
and so instead of leaving an offtopic shitposting thread like this, the shitposters go out in full force
here we go
But the pope was Benedict, not John Paul
Would a jew's corpse be a good enough catalyst to summon Hitler or we would just end up summoning /pol/?
people like hitler.
And what if you are a jew?
He's a Caster
Heinz Guderian is the Rider of the 3rd Reich
I pick Samson as berserker so he doesn't fall for women, your move Hitler.
>just has a ton of strong muscles
throw him in some quicksand and watch him thrash his way to death
Jack the Ripper
>just has a ton of strong muscles
>Trashed an army of a thousand men with a donkey's jawbone
>by being strong
whoop de doo
alexander the great would've made mincemeat out of him
Anne's Frank Diary would also work i guess.
I know. Considering that Benedict recently stepped down, it's clear that John Paul II: John Paul Harder was a more powerful Pope, and would thus have a better chance when Hitler pops Super Aryan.
Elizabeth Bathory for me, because of reasons.
>Implying John Paul wasn't a backstabbing snake and would probably join forces with Hitler.
>a Pole who survived the German occupation of Poland
>joining forces with Hitler
u wot m8
What about Shirou? He was a counter-guardian, not really a hero or anti-hero.
He was a counter guardian, but according to what Archer says in HF, he counts as anti-hero too, given how his end was.
Counter Guardians are considered Heroic Spirits for purposes of Grail summoning, or so said Nasu at one point, except for the bit where only EMIYA has a solid form, but then there's the thing with Jeanne...
That way lies madness and trying to put together a unified theory out of one-liners from interviews with Nasu.
Hitler route when?
He doesn't need a route
And you know exactly why
I can guess.
Not to say that his charisma stat isn't about right, but the Aryan race never saw itself as gods, and Hitler by far was not Aryan himself.
To think that somehow translates into divinity is just wrong.
And still he recieved donations of warlords and drug lords who are almost the same as Hitler. Let's face it, John Paul was a fucking hypocrite that would have gone wherever the money is.
B-but he helped take down the USSR.
Can someone remind me exactly how the fuck Nursery Rhyme is considered a Heroic Spirit?
It''s a very legendary story to the point that even the story itself had a legend, but the bigger point to remember is that the more of an oddity the master is the more of an oddity they'll summon in some cases.
Medea summoned some random ghost who could break space and time due to certain violations, and the ghost of some dead girl summoned something quite degraded as well. Alice is the legendary soul of a story that was so popular it grew a life and soul of it's own since popularity pulls some real shit in that universe, also Mooncell works differently generally. Alice in her real form has no form in truth, she only takes the form and memories of whatever summons her. It's a formless being that is something more of an ideal rather than something alive, like a certain other servant we see in Fate/Strange which is where Nasu got the idea most likely.
>Can someone remind me exactly how the fuck Nursery Rhyme is considered a Heroic Spirit?
Another translation of Heroic Spirit is just Legendary Soul, if you have a legend then you can qualify in Mooncell. Although generally the rules are still about the same, but "what can" be a servant is a bit more lax.
Ah hell yeah me and mein crawling chaos sweeping the war.
He'd probably be a Caster, what with all of that occult shit he was having researched all the time.