Why they are so scared of forks?
In the books Lovecraft wrote, Pitchfork were used to kill nyralatholep.
or lance of longinus of some shit like that
Because they hurt.
I know. But I don't go autistic when I see one.
It's because forks are made of silver and shaped like holy symbols.
The fork is the strongest weapon in the universe.
You would if there was a homosexual serial stabber wielding one in front of you