>Yfw Kishimoto had no idea what he was doing with Akatsuki until it was too late
>Yfw Kishimoto had no idea what he was doing with Itachi until it was too late
>Yfw Kisihmoto had no idea what he was doing with Orochimaru to this very day
Seriously, I recently re-read the entirety of Naruto. Why? Because I honestly thought I could make some sense out of that story.
It's a gigantic clusterfuck of nonsense and bullshit, and I highly doubt Kishimoto even knows what's going on anymore. This story should have ended 10 years ago with Zabuza.
My gf is the biggest Jiraiya fangirl I've ever met, and she to this day is stressing how we haven't seen Jiraiya's revived body yet, and how he is going to show up and save everyone in the end.
I think that's giving Kishi too much credit. He most likely has forgotten Jiraiya, just like he forgot Hayate Gekko.
So was that Deidra Akatsuki person a chick or a dude? Was that ever confirmed?
Well, everything you say is true yet kids love it so...I dunno, roll with it, I guess.
Kishimoto made lots of money by stumbling around with the story. Haters gon' hate.
Kids love it? I'm pretty sure most people are only reading Naruto because they started when they were kids and just want to see how it ends. Naruto hasn't been good since the Chu-Nin exam.
but they didn't forget about him, the only reason he didn't revive was because his body is 500 meters under water, too much pressure and shit, Kabuto said this already
>Kabuto said this already
During the war arc, when talking about how he needed a person's blood to revive them
Itachi only existed to give sasuke a reason to be edgy
he got a nice personality and purpose and some okay fights
he even kinda acts like a ninja
something I never understood is why the Akatsuki let themselves be Madara's pawns
they seem to be the a collection of no-teamwork selfish pricks
That is a long fucking time.
I personally stuck it out with the anime until...maybe the third or so arc of Shippuden.
Then it just got way too dark for my taste. Far from what I had picked it up for originally (a high-octane action series with a fair bit of lighthearted goofiness).
>the war arc
You're gonna need to be a little more specific than that. Who was he talking to? Was it during his fight with Itachi?
Speaking of the fight with Itachi, fuck the Sharingan. Seriously: the majority of the series revolves around the sharingan, and they literally nothing but deus ex machina eyes.
aruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
Now lets get dubs.
Deidara was a man. The only female Akatsuki was the paper woman. Kanon, I think.
Also one of Pain's bodies was female.
He was speaking to obito before the reveal, and a bit after they agreed to be allies
I'm still pissed they killed off Nagato like that. Dude was a bro. Although I can see why they couldn't keep him around, he would have fucked up Madaras plans royally if he had turned.
>Failing the copy of your pasta
Holy shit anon, get it together.
Not him but it was in the conversation between Kabuto and Tobi when Kabuto made his approach. He mentioned that he wanted Jiraya and Shisui too but couldnt because of how Jiraya's body was buried in the ocean after the fight against Pain, and Danzou presumably destroyed Shisui's eye which would be his remaining DNA
>herp derp i said something retarded
Fuck off shi/tg/uy
I've got to wonder if he sent any of his dead guys to the ocean to find him
The thing is, Kishimoto is just fumbling around in the dark. He has ZERO plan as to how the story is going to progress. Every new bit of information we get concerning either the Uchiha or the Uzumaki clan further cements the fact that Kishi is making shit up as he goes and hasn't had a single good, consistent idea since Jiraiya.
What are some specifics on what doesnt make sense?
Honestly i thought everything up to the pain arc and that arc itself is gold.
are you shitting me? Kishi has been moving around the rules ever since the introduction of the mangekyo sharingan. Any rules that exist at one point are conveniently forgotten in order to push the bullshit plot forward
Just list some specifics i cant think of anything.
I agree, people exagerate when they name the turning points the chuunin exam or de zabuza fight, the story was going fine till the pain arc, the conclusion to that with ressurrection and parallel to it the revelation about Itachi backstory and Sasuke going "darkness" was the actual point that everything bizarrely turned to shit
I count until early into the timeskip as readable/decent, then it slowly starts going to shit.
>Serious naruto thread
>On my /a/
What happened /a/
You stopped reporting.
You stopped spamming dubs.
Moot put you bitches line is what happened
*proceeds to watch gay moe shit*
Naruto has the best vidya
vidya told the pain arc much better than the manga ever did, but not even the vidya is managing to make the war make sense
lots of people will defend Naruto, will defend the writing and all the stuff Kishi has put out - except for the war, because no matter how much you love Naruto, you can't make The War make sense.
they can only put so much in the games and still have time or the space to make it. So they keep it as simple as they can, while trying to tell it the best they can.
Can someone explain this to me? Tobi spent like a hundred chapters jerking Sasuke around because of how important he was to Tobi's plan.
And then just... nothing... nothing at all.
Everything about the Pain arc except for Jiraiya's death. The manga was better than the game, and the anime was better than both.
The war makes sense. Madara been schemin he here he edo tensei all the pieces come together.
>So they keep it as simple as they can, while trying to tell it the best they can
giving naruto's mom sacrifice 40 minutes plus of cutscenes does not follow this
It was most likely forgotten just like I have no idea what happened a month ago in Naruto.
in game Obito has Shisui's eye
>Can someone explain this to me
No. It makes no sense. Tobi's ultimate goal had absolutely nothing to do with Sasuke. Tobi (being Obito) wanted to revive Madara and use the magic super+ sharingans to make Madara even stronger. Sasuka has literally nothing to do with fucking any of it.
yeah they did pretty well with that part.
He used sasuke to do shit for him bretty much.
>Naruto is a massive pile of nonsensical shit that only appeals to autistic twelve year olds and hambeasts
KLK and SNK happened anon it bring us half /r/eddit
and now /a/ is their home
They show up from time to time, you would know this if you lurked enough
Tha Madara stuff is the worse crap ever. Last chapter the guy went back at something he did a few months ago. It's like he is trying his best to do the worst.
>goes on /a/
Where did these narutards even come from
I have been thinking something like this might happen also.
Maybe he won't save everyone, but just like.. fuck with Naruto psychologically by having to fight with him.
You lost me.
>This story should have ended 10 years ago with Zabuza.
Wow, how original.
are you implying the majority of doesn't read the manga weekly?
It's a load of shit considering that Orochimaru and Jiraiya were teammates. He should have had specimens from ages ago.
>which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
"I have so much to say but I don't have enough time!"
and the she spends the next 10 minutes talking
It was supposed to feel rushed
next game neji will have as much screen time as Obito if this keeps this way
>A bunch of Akatsuki get ressurecyed and fight again.
>Hidan is still buried and dismembered somewhere
What a load of fucking shit. Why do I always end up kicking characters that are around for a tiny amount of time/
kishimoto can't write for shit.
I don't see how they can drag that out. Dude died in like a minute.
I mean "mining characters that are only around for a short amount of time"
>Reading Naruto thread
>Thread turns to dubs
>Treasure trove of random reaction pics ensues
>Thread 404s in the middle of saving one.
How about this
What the actual fuck.
Is this m00t believes it 2: Electric Boogaboo?
Naruto is the best anime ever.
If you disagree you're a moeshit eater.
Better than quads
>Only time I've felt like crying while fapping.
>most times you switch to common foot soldier you switch to neji
>he gets a boss fight even though there was none
>a very well done killing blow cutscene
>every characters opinion on his death
tl;dr the usual way to milking someone's death in any medium
.........well there goes the thread.
I just can't let you go.
What the hell
Remember when the Byakugan was important and it was said the Sharingan was a mutation that appeared from it? Now the Sharingan is basically pre-Ninja Jesus hax eyes and can do anything. I also liked it more when Naruto wasn't a super special snowflake by being the 4th hokage's son and his mom being part of a clan that directly descend Ninja Jesus
Y-you can't do that!
dude fuck off
>the Sharingan is basically pre-Ninja Jesus hax eyes and can do anything
no it's not the only reason Madara is so overpowered is only due to Senju
Did you forget how much shit he can do because of the Rinnegan? The senju dna thing with sage mode is just an extra power up for an already broken character.
Thats part of the fun for me. There is a good story going on here but my god is it executed badly. In better hands it might have turned out bearable.
Bakas being off by one.
This fucking thread
so who thinks sakura is best gurl?
THIS THREAD IS CURSED!
Also, demanding screen-caps.
No, anon, you're the best grill. I want to suck on your delicious flat chest.
I dropped Naruto the manga when a 16 year old boy, killed a ninja that whole countries feared and couldn't kill for decades.
I dropped the anime when Pein died.
I'm still baffled how I was told the stronger the ninjutsu, the bigger the negative feedback, yet you have so much bullshit going on willy nilly with no side effects. Two comets? No problem. Army of powerful ninja zombies? Go ahead. Taking eyes and wearing them like accessories? I change mine every weekend. Taking your animal spirit doesn't kill you? The other 7 were retards that didn't know how to survive the process.
No, Sasuke is best girl.
If I get dubs Sakura is the best girl
I might not get dubs cause I'm a failure, but if I do, check'em.
Am I late?
>5 posts in 1 second
What the fuck