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I have a surprise for you, just gotta pull down my pants.
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I hope it is a vagina. Or a new watch. A watch would really be nice. I have been using my phone to tell time and it always runs out of batteries. However most watches don't fit around my wrist because the bands won't stretch far enough. Anyway I hope it is a vagina.
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A VAGINA?
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>>10181170
IS IT CANDY? I LOVE CANDY.
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I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give it a little squeeze and say "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket!
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Oh I hope its all the presents santa forgot to give me...
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>>10181315
You got the best present a virgin girl could have possibly gotten. Stop being so damn greedy.
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>>10181343
cursed immortallity?
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>>10181200
Ok fatass. How huge could your wrist possibly be?
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>>10181355
And big boobs. Can't forget the big boobs.
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>>10181376
but as a virgin they're useless hell she ate the only guy besides alucard(not interested in sex) that she could of fucked



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