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I lost my virginity yesterday...with a loli
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pictures
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BULLSHIT
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proof or GTFO
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pics or it didnt happen
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lies

though i do know a loli, and shes pretty spankin hot. Senior in college, we're goin to movies.
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>>10181081

Same here, only 5 years ago. You have some catching up to do.

Also, story and pics, lying or not.
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>>10181081
underage b&. It doesn't count if you're 13.
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Well I'm 19, honor student, good grades, computer nerd, goody two shoes, never had a chance in my life with

girls. I've asked two girls out in my life. The first one turned me into her slave, took advantage of my

kindness, and ripped my heart out. The other one was my good friend, she turned me down.

Well I'm a regular volunteer at several hospitals, nursing homes, habitat for humanity, and other types of

groups. I typicaly work at the local hospitals on monday afternoons and yesterday was no exception. It was a

normal day, a little crappy, I was insanely tired after having studied late the night before (I'm in college.)

I was informed that we had a new volunteer, it wasn't uncommon, usually our volunteers are either Beauty Queen wannabees looking for references that would look good on their entries or a middle aged white person going through a identity crisis.
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>>10181081
fapping to Lucky Star does not count
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This time around though it was a 13 year old girl who actually seemed to be a nice person.

Her name was Amber and I showed her around the place, helped her out, I'm a nice guy and pretty much a Shirou

type when it comes to things. She was pretty, for a 13 year old, and she had a very playful attitude. Anyways

one of our common jobs is cleaning up skeletons and anatomy models that interns use. During this cleaning she

made some playful banter about the size of a particular models groin. I was a bit out of my element and

bashful but I managed to make a joke or two.

So anyways the hospital has a roof that all interns go to to smoke and sometimes I go there at the end of the

day to think as well. I went up there and sat down looking at the sky and started listening to my iPod. I
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>>10181158
Turn off the word wrap checkbox before you copy from notepad.
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hawt copy pasta
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>>10181163
She was one of em air child whores.
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trip or gtfo?
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It was copy pasta...because I posted it on another board they banned me for it...but I didnt want to retype it all...


anyways...she stood up after that and pushed my head against the wall with her pussy and pretty much forced me to eat her out. Then she took her panties off and and sat on my lap and rode me.
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The setup part of this one is unique enough that it's probably at least based on a true story.
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What i miss??
I was out for a bit.
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>I lost my virginity yesterday...with a loli
>Anon of Colombia

I'm not surprised.
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>>10181081
You're a different anon of colombia rite? Seeing as you're posting without a tripcode.
Just checking.
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So basically she raped you.
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>>10181250
i can make up a unique setup on the spot too, doesnt make it any more true
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>>10181362
That just makes it hotter.
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>>10181362
sshh! it makes her tsundere!
/a/nons like their tsun tsun
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What sort of hospital has 13 year olds cleaning up cadavers?
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enjoy your box full of aids.
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>>10181397

The kind lonely virgins imagine for fresh pasta.
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>>10181397
Awesome ones.
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Either Anon of Colombia has gotten extremely lucky or has finally lost it.
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I'm fucking serious, I'll take a picture tommorow.

More importantly Age of Consent in Colombia is 12 so i'm in the clear.
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WTF is a candy stripper?

DFC nurse unrelated.
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>>10181478

Oh that's good, because yesterday I fucked a 12 year old on a unicorn.
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>>10181478
>age of consent is 12
JESUS FUCK, WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS?
BRB, PACKING UP TO MOVE!
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>she was apparently not a virgin

Slut.
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>>10181516

I had sex with a 10-year old unicorn.
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Not your blog.
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This isn't Anon of Colombia. AoC posts in the morning and uses a trip.



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