It tastes weird
Wow that is HELLA gay dude.
I want to taste my dick.
It's basically like sucking on a big thumb that might taste salty or sour or delicious depending how clean/lewd it is.
And then the thumb spits out warm juice after a while.
That doesn't count.
Fine. I want to taste a cute trap's dick...
The act of sucking itself is nothing special
Its the way you feel because you are doing it that its exciting
I wanna taste my boyfriend's dick
I miss him.
Am I in jay-pay?
why every one wants to taste dicks?
Why is this shitposting still allowed? How is this any different than normalfags talking about the girls they['ve fucked?
>Calm down male anon
>The act of sucking itself is nothing special
Stop being so lewd or I will hit you!
What about vaginas?
Does noone want to taste those?
I don't like fish.
>wanting to taste a dick
It's the other way around, bro.
Stop. Real women bathe.
I sucked a dick once.
It was pretty okay, but very nearly wrecked a friendship.
Also sage for offtopic.
Why am I posting this anyway.
I sucked cocks of my two friends a couple of times when I was younger. Faggots never wanted to take mine, though.
>Why am I posting this anyway.
sauce? RIS just gives me links to some shit league of legends thread on /vg/
Stop making me gay /a/... I'm not cute enough to be gay.
>implying you aren't the cutest of us all
Then stop being 3D.
But I'm fat and hairy and my jawline is all masculine.
I don't want to live forever in balamb garden yet.
>fat and hairy
Both things you can remedy.
Masculine jawlines don't mean shit.
>fat and hairy
Eat one or two meals a day for a year.
But what about the stretch lines?
>not being gay
Fat and stinky beef flaps surrounded by a jungle.
Smooth and clean totem pole rising out of a forest.
The answer is both because my entire existence is lewd.
>putting a flaccid cock in your mouth and feeling it grow and grow while you try your best to keep your lips locked to the base
>pulling down a girls spats after she worked out for a few hours and slamming your face into her cunt
This little girl understands.
>Huge oral fetish.
I need to go relieve this stress on my cock.
>implying we are 78 days into the year
Would like the source for that.
Well then you have 38 days to suck a cock or you will be banished from /a/ forever.
Do you like traps?
What am I talking about... you're in a thread about sucking cock, of course you do.
I forget the source, but it was some batman and robin thing.
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>mfw the shitstorm on /co/ when that came out
Why do boys make the best girls?
Because they know what boys want better than girls do.
Cause boys are naturally cuter than girls
Anyone know a good doujin with dickloving/worshipping?
Are boys worth marrying?
isnt that the girl from Psycho-Pass?
Holy shit, this description is so hazy it actually makes me feel like wanting to
I am straight, and no.
only if they take hormones and be cute for like 15 more years, after that my life will enter the less horny phase and I'll want a bro to live out the rest of my days
No. No hormones other than natural testosterone for healthy cocks.
I have trouble believing a 4chan board would have a shitstorm over a bit of porn
You very clearly do not know /co/.
/co/ practically shits itself with excitement every time something porn related pops up. It's pathetic.
Not like /a/ at all.
Because they have the self confidence to do it.
I went to the depths of /pol/ to find it anon, hope you enjoy it.
Not him, but holy shit thank you so much anon. I've been sitting on that reaction pic for so long wanting the source.
Now if you'll excuse me for just a moment...