See this. What do you do?
Jizz my pants.
give some eggs
360 and walk away
Ask where she got that pretty pink ribbon.
vomit in disgust
Post a snarky response, close thread.
Lick her feet
Untie her and give her a bowel of eggs. I'll tell her "You don't have to tell us what happened, but you do need to eat these."
Nothing. I don't put my dick in eldritch abominations.
I save the image and move on to another thread.
Burn to death
pat her on the head
I don't get the egg reference.
Nah, I'm good.
These threads aren't as creative as they use to be. OP you're a fagget.
This is bliss.
You might need to keep her tied up while you shit those eggs on her face.
lick my dick on her feet
Easier than you think
There's nothing sexier to a girl than a guy who gives her eggs. I thought that was obvious.
You're lucky I'm in a spoonfeeding mood today
>These threads aren't as creative as they use to be.
>Implying they ever were to begin with.