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You are a no-star attending Honnouji Academy, a student who no one ever seems to recognize. One day you are pulled out of class by a one-star, who tells you Lady Satsuki ask for you. As a student, you've always had a thing for her.
The one star leads you to a part of the academy which you've never seen.
Satsuki appears, and the one star bows and takes his leave.
You bow and thank her for allowing you to be in her presence.
She tells you to be at ease, and ask you to follow her.
She takes you to the student council room,
Where she ask you to sit down on the floor.
She looks at you, and says.
"I shall grant you one request that you ask of me."
What do you request /a/?
>Sex isn't an option
>smelling her panties isn't an option
>Sex isn't an option
>you cannot masturbate on her
>Sexual pegging is allowed
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Give me your clothes.
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>>101804471
>ask for her Kamui
>kill her and take over the school
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>>101804471
>you cannot masturbate on her
She should tie me to a chair, sit on my lap and furiously start masturbating without lettingme see her naked or touch her.
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>>101804502
Well that's new.
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Ask of a three star
Obviously
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>>101804471
Love me.

Good things will follow.
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ask for a hug
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This is clearly a test.

I refuse her help, saying the weak must learn to become strong on their own.
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Her hand in marriage.
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Ask her what she thinks of the new transfer student
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>>101804654
That would probably be the best idea.
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Get out of my face slut and bring in Gamagori.
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Let me be her underling and train below here so later I can betray her and stand on Ryukos side.
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>>101804568
>masturbating on Inu
That's gay dude
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>>101804471

>Sexual pegging is allowed

Welp
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Ask to become her foot attendant so I can suck and rub on her feet any time she desires.
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>>101804471
Spice and Wolf season 3
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>>101804654
This.
I say this and Satsuki-sama falls in love with me.
Checkmate.
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http://strawpoll.me/1152105/
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Plot twist!
I'ts actually Hajime Nui! It was Nui all along!

What do?
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>>101804471
Please smile more.
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>>101804979
But shes' lesbian, anon
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>you cannot masturbate on her
Then I'll have her masturbate to me when I sit in her chair and drink her tea while watching.
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" but Satsuki-sama you have already grant my wish: be here, where I stand, kneelling to my commander who is actualy so kind to grant a commoner like me a wish. If I actualy need to ask sonething, it would be sonething like this; Can I be you'r soldier?"
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>>101804471
I'll ask for a nice, long conversation over tea. She's an interesting person, I wanna know a lot about her.
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>>101804471
>As a student, you've always had a thing for her.
No I fucking don't
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>>101805161
Fuck this 'sonething'.
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>>101805161
>sonething
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>>101804471
I'd ask her to take me under her wing and teach me the way of the sword.
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>>101804471

"Allow me to join you in a workout session."

>Offer to towel off her body once we're finished.
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>>101804981
She would grant your wish still, granted it would have some sick twist to it,
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I want Tony Jay's voice to come back to life.
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"I want to see you get abused by your mom"
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I want you to wake up.
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For her to cut my dick off and use it as a dildo.
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The cancer grows
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You are not alone in the student council room.
What do you do?
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>>101806191
Hug nonon
All the hugs
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Can i eat her pussy out?

>beat up her clit with my toungue so good she keeps asking me to do it
>work my way up from here
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>>101804471
Ask her for a cup of tea and a uniform.
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>>101806513
She's so cute lately.
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transferal to Naniwa Kinman high
>earn loads of emone
>buy Honnouji,Satsuki and the rest of Japan while I'm at it
fuck bitches get money
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A hug.
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>>101804471
Ask to be her friend.
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I want to die.
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>>101804471
Ask her for Junketsu. I may look like a faggot wearing it but no one is gonna say that to my face.
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>>101806381
This.
The Nonon must be hugged.
And swung around.
Like a loli.
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I'd like to know what compels her to make this offer to me.
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>>101804471
I'm pretty sure it would involve her, Nui, Ragyou, Sukuyo and some tantric chakra resetting
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>>101806932
"I was bored. Now leave."
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>>101807059
Go on.
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>>101806932
See:
>>101807132
Nice one, jack-ass.
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Ask to become her personal butler.
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>>101804471
Three-Star Goku Uniform.
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>>101807312
You tryin' to start something, bitch nigga?
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>>101804471
Ask her to take me to her secret Ryuuko shrine.
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Can she give me a gf like her?
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Position as Nonon sex slave and two star uniform that would help me with that task (uniform that will constantly tease me, chastise me, restrict my movements, force me to walk on fours and more that is fully controlled by Nonon).
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>>101807400
Imagine over the years Hitler-kun sends people to try and get rid of Soroi, and they all mysteriously disappear.
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reinstate omiko
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>>101807254
>Nice one, jack-ass.

?
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>>101804963
én négerem
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>>101807511
>She looks at you flustered, about to protest
>You lean forward with a deadpan look on your face, then slowly raise an eyebrow
>she looks down, and to the side, blushing visibly; a red streak of embarrassment across her cheeks.
>a moment passes in complete silence

>"okay, but you can't tell anyone"
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>>101807822
You wasted the perfect opportunity to become her personal toilet.
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>>101807731
>*Impregnate Omiko
Fix'd.
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>>101807400
>>101807721
Soroi is 2 gangsta
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fuck you op i was just about to not masturbate
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>>101807863
>You lean forward with a deadpan look on your face, then slowly raise an eyebrow
I'm just imagining Hata. Didn't she have a thing for Honnouji too?
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>>101805063
Lesbianism is a weak form of desire. True force lies in heterosexuals.
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>>101808093
Masturbate to your hearts content
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A smile.
If she's doing one of her smug grins, I'll thank her and leave.
Just as I'm about to close the door, I turn around and say ''I'd love to see your genuine smile someday''
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>>101804471
Ask her how the eagle soars. I'm sure she'd be amused at least and hell maybe give me a a one star.
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I pull a pen out of my pocket, throw it at her feet, and tell her to kill herself using it.
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>>101805161
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>>101811523
>trying to melt her heart away

Toppest of the kek.

I would launch a challenge and gradually dominate her.

Yes dominating dominatrixes is my fetish
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>>101811523
So cool.
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I wish for Three-Star panties!!
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>>101804471
"I believe that's my line."
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>>101813015
Real men want to be dominated by dominatrixes.
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>>101815533
True
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>>101813015
Good luck with that. I prefer lovey-dovey, though.
>>101815533
>>101815907
I want to princess carry a dominatrix.
I want to see her blushing uncontrollably, stuttering, asking me to let her go.
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>>101804471
>>Sexual pegging is allowed
That was easy
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>>101804471
I'd want to show my best friend Satsuki to everyone in the academy wearing a Salmon Suit.
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>>101816254
I want to kiss her on her cheek and watch her fluster in confusion, then give her a warm hug.
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>>101804471
>"I shall grant you one request that you ask of me."

Oh okay, can I go back to class now?
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>>101804471
Have jazakure jerk me off
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>>101804471

>"I shall grant you one request that you ask of me."

>Hand her my guitar.

"You know any Neil Young?"
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>>101816564
the best
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>>101818605
"Can you sing Rules of Nature?"
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>>101804471
I want you to give me Nonon.
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>>101819055
"bust some sick rhymes for me"
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>>101819055
>"Get out of my office, or I'll act it out"
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>>101819055

"Can you sing Unchained Melody?"
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A chance to curbstomp Nui as one of her devas
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I request she do my homework for the rest of the school year.
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"Can I throw a banana at Monkey and laugh at him?"
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Make me a sandwich.
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>>101819055
>>101819550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqWMJ_qdaqQ
She already did.
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>>101819856

>fedora intensifies
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>>101819890
Ironically, it looks like Ragyou is screaming "ALIVE!"
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>>101819753
>implying you'd need her permission to do that
>"WHO THREW THAT?! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
>"Who left this banana peel he- Wh-WOAH!"
>"B-BAKANA!"
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>>101819890
why is she so perfect
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>>101820033
That's true, but it'd be nice to ask first at least
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>>101804471
ask her to convert islam
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I'd ask her to purify me
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>>101820732
>>101820732
Why?
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>>101804471
I can't decide between a three-star uniform, a long cuddling session or an intense make out.
Ah, I can cuddle her while making out.
But then that's still two choices.
I guess I'll cuddle and make out with her while wearing a three-star uniform specially made for the occasion. She'll have to tell her lackies what it is needed for so they can make the proper adjustments and just imagining that kind of scene fills me with warmth

Or I'll just ask her to date me in case there isn't anyone she likes already.
We'll go to an amusement park on our first date. I am not a very mature person.
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>>101804471
A nine star uniform
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>>101821277
why not?
i love to see honnouji academy turns into islamic madrasa
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>>101804471
I'd ask her to be friends with Mako.
Satsuki is the true friend that Mako deserves.
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>>101804471
I ask to form the anime club. Instant two star. Fuck yeah, money and power. The responsibility it would place upon me would also satisfy Satsuki's principles, like asking her to "Make use of me." She likes that kind of stuff.

Much as I dislike leadership and management positions, at least I'd be doing something I'm interested in. Maybe I could appoint a secretary and recruiter and delegate some of the more tedious roles to them. Of course I'd find ways to avoid Ryuuko like the damned plague, I'm not losing my super powers over some old bullshit

But what would be the theme of my uniform? Maybe some ridiculous melange of every major shonen protag? Oohh, with the Dragonslayer from Berserk, and my second transformation is a cardboard box mobile suit with a huge fucking gatling gun! I'd probably need some shoujo accoutrements as well. Sailor Moon's transformation sequence might be funny.

If I ever did get roped into fighting Ryuuko I'd spend the entire episode "powering up" while looking for an opportunity to escape.
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>>101822699
>why not?

Because it's the most grossly misogynistic religion plaguing human society?
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How did Rusemaster wear Senketsu anyway? If Kamui eat people?
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>>101823970
Isn't that only the fusion after you've truly bonded with one? Did he eat Ryuko in the first few episodes?
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>>101824235
He did but Ruse did a life fiber override but Senketsu was all wierd, they say it was to much starch but I think he was holding back.
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>>101823834
>misogynistic
wanting to protect woman does not mean misogyny
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>>101824318
Depends on your interpretation.
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>>101804471
I just want her to step on me.
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>>101823970
She was completely and utterly shameless and therefore her emotional state was compatible, I think. Unfortunately, despite being able to put it on and activate it, her life fiber tolerance wasn't high enough to actually use it. That, or Senketsu was resisting. Or a mix of both.
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>>101823834
But that's the only good thing about Islam.
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>>101823834

Dumblr pls go.

>>101820732
MIDF pls go.
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>>101824700
JIDF please go
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>>101824723
>JIDF
nothing about that anon's post suggested being Jewish, or defending the Jews to any extent whatsoever. Nice try though, faggot
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>>101824811
you...i like you...
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>>101824894
Mudslime pls
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>>101824948
no
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>>101804930
gross.
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>>101823834
Its not any more misogynistic than christianity
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>>101823346
>If I ever did get roped into fighting Ryuuko I'd spend the entire episode "powering up" while looking for an opportunity to escape.

You. I like you.
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>>101805161
This is an extreme beta
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>>101824318
>>/pol/
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>>101825067
>>101824997
>>101824894
>>101824811
>>101824723

Bitches don't know about the one true religion: Satsukiism.
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>>101823834
This is the KLK fanbase
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>>101810078
Beautiful.

Tell me more oh prophet of pussy.
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>>101818463
Alpha as fuck
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>>101804471
Ask her to don some nice glasses and have a fun day going out.
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>>101825270
>Satsukiism
t-thats h-haram
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>>101816564
>Satsuki
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>>101816564
>>101826163

10/10
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>>101826163
LISTEN UP, YOU INVERTEBRATES IN FISHY CLOTHING
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>>101804471
This is not related to the thread at all because frankly the concept of this thread is dumb and Satsuki is not an appealing character for this type of shit, but does anybody possibly have the picture made way, way back during during the single digits episodes, where it's a bunch of pictures of Ryuuko and Satsuki in their skimpy battle outfits and it's listing story tropes to make fun of them just essentially being naked?
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>>101825067
lol wut
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>>101804471

[X] Genuflect
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>Sex isn't an option

Very well, I'll ask to have sex with her mom.
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Marriage with Nonon.
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>>101804471
Do I get a one star suit that hides my stretchmarks?

If yes, sure, a one star uniform would be pretty rad.

If it doesn't fit? No. Gotta be comfy at school yo
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>>101832998
>a one star suit
its like you want to be at the bottom of the food chain.
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>>101832998
>One-Star
You realized you just squandered the opportunity to acquire a Three-Star Goku Uniform, right? Or have Satsuki sit on your face?

Seriously? A fucking One-Star?
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>>101833143
A one star uniform would allow me to have the power or some shit I don't watch the show. I saw episode one and it looks like a one star at least gives you super strength and speed and stuff

Just enough to not be in anyone's way, but also able to get away from explosions and collapsing buildings and stuff.
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Request nothing, only weaklings need power. I'll work for her love.
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Ask her to loan me a dollar for some candy.
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>>101833255
>A one star uniform would allow me to have the power or some shit I don't watch the show. I saw episode one and it looks like a one star at least gives you super strength and speed and stuff
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Ask her to transfer me to another school. As I don't wish to be apart of she hitlers reich
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Become her pet
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>>101835091
But why not just ask for Candy?
Why not ask for her to spit on your face and call you a pig.
Or feed you candy while she chews on it with her succulent saliva.
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>>101835935
Oh fuck dude my dick is diamonds.
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>>101835954
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>>101835954
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
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>>101836059
>>101836101
I-I guess you don't enjoy her feeding you
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Ask her to give me a chance to get her to fall in love with me.
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>>101835935
Fuck, is this real?
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>>101804471
>P-Please, stay by my side and protect my smile!
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>>101833255
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>>101835954
My kind of disturbed individual
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I ask to be allowed to attend Student Council meetings and make snarky remarks without being reprimanded.
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>>101804471

The real trick here is navigating the minefield that is 'What the fuck are Satsuki's intentions with this'.

Is she going to keep her word? Is she screening me for something? Am I supposed to reject her to prove my worth, or is this a rare opportunity to move ahead in life? Is she looking for someone to impress her with a certain level of dedication?
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>>101804471
Fuck her and smell her panties anyway and then finish on her to show her my resolve.
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>>101837311
But how much resolve can you produce anon?
Is it enough?
I am curious.
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>>101837311
But you'll get your shit wrecked.
And humiliated. And killed.
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>>101837440
>Not ambushing her when she doesnt have junketsu nor her katana neat
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>>101804471
>ask for her uniform
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>>101804980
AHG! you fucking cunts, NO!
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>>101805859
woah.
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>>101837505
>implying she doesn't have the strength or combat skills to take you down and stomp on your head with her feet
>Shiggy diggy
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>>101804471
Get pegged. My butt's resolve is 2nd to none if it's with Lady Satsuki
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>>101837808
>"Satsuki-sama, I want you to spit on me. I want you to call me a pig while you do so. I want you to step on my genitals while I'm naked with your heels. I want you to make me squirm, I want you to insult me, Satsuki-sama. I want you to make me lick the sweat off your heels when I'm done, and I want to lick the sweat off your body while you ask me if I enjoy it."
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>>101838196
You thought it was Satsuki? Too bad it was just me! Kiryuuin Rag-
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>>101805859
Dude
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>>101804471
Ask for Nonon
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>>101805859
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>>101840944


This. Gimme the Nonon.
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>>101804471
Sex is consensual, I guess I would have to go with RAPE
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Tell her to piss off and get me some alone time with Gamagori



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