I wanna be the guy...
Who wears a dress shirt.
Who gets all the ladies.
Who makes straight A's.
Who helps out the less fortunate.
Who lives in paradise.
Who is a laser-sword master.
Who is sophisticated.
Who is confident in everything he does.
Who never disappoints.
I WANNA BE THE GUY, ANON.
I WANNA BE THE GUY.
Be all that you can be!
NO WAY. MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE OLDER
I can help you be that guy Anonymous. Come with me, you have much to learn.
Mmm, Ryoko boobs.
I wanna be the guy who
Never gives you up, never lets you down
Never runs around
and hurts you ~
>>Who makes straight A's.
STUDY STUDY STUDY
I can't read that without hearing Short Skirt, Long Jacket in my head.
With eyes that burn like cigarettes.
I kinda dress like Tenchi. Of course everyone else, including girls and women, say I dress like an old man. Fuck em.
Buy a dress shirt.
Talk to more girls.
Help some people out.
...might be a while before they invent lazer swords.
Broaden your horizons.
Keep your promises.
You should take their advice. Girls never want to fuck old men.
I think I look nice. It's better than dressing like a goddamn nigger or spending $130 on a pair of worn out, ripped up jeans. It seems these days if you want some female attention, you have to be wearing AE, Hollister or Abercrombie.
>>10180093 You should take their advice. Girls never want to fuck anyone.
Fixed for truth.
>>10180134 AE, Hollister or Abercrombie.
Any girl who only wants you if you dress like that isn't worth it. Just be yourself. Remember, confidence and sensitivity is key with girls.
Please, don't start. I don't want advice on how to pick up women. Especially from Anonymous.
>You give up and play with us. Girls never want to fuck you.
play with us....
PLAY WITH UUUSSSS!!!!!!!
I'm diametrically opposed to buying any clothing which touts its brand name on its products.
I would never wear that in public
Does Mihoshi ever have any fansservice moments in Tenchi? She was the hottest one by far.
Too bad Tenchi is a loser...