Are you man enough to waifu a Lagoon?
Shieet. I imagine I would be raped by any of them in case of any sexual contact.
>Eda will never suck your dick while she claps like a true 'murrican
Why am I even alive
/a/ is too beta for the Lagoons.
i would fuck them/let them reverse rape me/rape them.
but they're not pure enough to be my waifu
Roberta is my eternal waifu